Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 13, 1921, Page 8

WELL! WELL HERE ¢ OLD BENHOOD FRIEND Fwentleth Limited Laugh With Us— —— Adap! y. A ;want -advertifement brings the |' * following answer: “Gentlemen:- I noticed . your ad for an organist - and music teacher, either .lady . ori gent. Having been both for several years I offer my serv- —Which Was It?— NEP Y ARE Mov s That Run-down Feeling If you ever get that “run-down, feeling,” the best treatment we have . ever heard of is to bring suit against the owner of the antomobile. —Ain't It a Fact?— Back to- Normalcy An old farmer had for years been in bad financial straits and each year a friend of his, from whom he had ‘borrowed money: and was unable to pay it back, kept advising him to change his farming location. Years proved no benefit to this farmer, so he finally. moved a long distance from |- his former home.. Within the next year he was able to pay off part of the debt. When questioned if he was doing well in his ngw location, he re- plied that he wasn’t =~ making any money but that he was losing it slow- er than he ever did before. —Every Little Bit Helps— A Hair-Raising Story. The Norborng Democrat says: ¢Mrs. Edna Dean Blackgord, who lives in South Missouri, was, in town Monday to have her hair photograph- ed. It is. 92.inches long from the, crown of her had to the end of her braid. Until recently it grew at the rate of five inches a month.” i moon, more than a quart. of hot water a week for bathing could not have been going on the traditional = idea that cleanliness is next to what we have al ways heen told it was next. —Can You Beat It?—. Welcome Commodity The old: saying is that money will not buy everything. But, at that, it will buy enough for most of us to want all'we can get of it. —And Get Out of It— All Gall All gall is divided into_three parts. Two of the three are possessed by the man who has courage enough to tell a mother that her baby. isn't pretty, or tell a man that his home-brew isn’t fit to, drink. —When He Has None Better— p That Mighty “If” IF Columbus hadn’t discovered America, what would the rest of the world have done without us to raise a new relief fund about every new ~ Would Have Been Done— An Exchange’s Society News “About one hundred and sixty rel- MARKETS ,POTATO ‘MARKET — Chicago, Dec. 18.—Potato market, steady; receipts, 85 cars; total: U. S. shipments, © 826 cars. Wisconsin round whites, sacked, $1.65, to $1.75; bulk, $1.70to $1.80; Michigan round whites, $1.70, to, $1. Minpesota 1 ites, sacked, $1,65 to $1.70; Red Riyer. Qhigs, . sacked, $1.65 to $1.75; Bliss triumphs, sacked $1.40; Idaho rurals, sacked, $1.75 to $1.85. THE rloyzak WANT ADS BRING RESULTS d, A large; lot ng. of quilts, pillows, towels, d!the vocabulary, showing just how to “To be educated is not to have a: knowledge of ancient lore,” - said Thomas, W. Churehill, president of the New: York board of education. Mr. Churchill indicated that modern jife requires: a-full knowledge of pres- ent-day affairs, ¢ This paper, in its efforts to promote; the welfare of readers, has met with! general approval in the distribntionl of The New Universities Dictionary. “This book;” writes one pleased| reader; “certainly ‘gives all the ns formation ngeded to fit.a person for aggressive and progressive contact with the world.”, Thousands of J‘ords never: before in any dictionary have been brought together. and - clearly defined in this remarkable volume. But it is more thar. @an, -exhaustive portrayal of -the{ growth—it not only gives the. words, but:teaches how. to use them, A es. by great educators in the leading universities are added to languag bujld and punctuate good sentences— how to clothe good ideas in forceful LYCEUM MALE QUARTET _ PLEASES LARGE HOUSE The National Male Quartet pleased a ‘large audience at the Methodist church Monjay evening in the third number of the Lyceum course being given by the Woman’s Study club-of this city. The quartet numbers were exceptionally good, while the inper- | sonations of Charles Cox were also very well received. The quartet’s - interpretation. of inarts of the grand opera, “Rigoletto,” brought roars’ of mirth. The quartet. is"composed of Lawrence Wickland, first tenor; Stanley Graham, second tenor and pianist; and Mr. Irvin, The next number of the Lyceum course will be staged January 20, when Maud Ballington Booth appezrs. it e Sl il Jimmy Malone, a former resident is eity and at one time employed on The Pionegs editqrial staff, is a visitor in. tlye city, having arrived here this.. mornitfg from Chicago. = After spending the day with relatives L will leave. tomorrow for Jackson- ville;. Fla., where he_is:to. promote a . One’ Case Lost, A taxpayer, whose." income. . arose from his vocation as a ‘lawyer, made|’ a trip to Canada in line with his pro- fession, and had gotten through with the case—and half another one (which Mr. Volstead would not have: ap-| proved). His wife, however, was nerv- ous over its presence in the house. Being . a, consclentious. pefson, she could-only conclude that he.was a law- breaker and her mind.was uneasy. .In proportion as the case dwindled, her hopes rose. A Her worst, fears were confirmed when. one- day. the. bell ‘rang.qnd' the maid announced that a revenue agent was at the door.. With presence of mind, she and the maid hastened to dispose of the forbidden stuff; When the remainiug bottle'had been empties down the drain, she proceeded to con: front the menace at the door—cool, calm anddefiant, “I'm a revenue agent,” he informed her, “and I've called to see your hus: band about ‘a matter in connection| with his 1916 income tax return. Is, he in?"—Wall Street Journal. —Some Months— atives, friends and neighbors attended Next! & . the reception given by Mr. and Mrs. That Ontario minister who, accord- | Harry Jackson at the home of her ing to his wife, objected to her using parents Saturday e ng. Games Her father presented her with a cow.” Prodi, ht fid cut glass, silver ware, pyrex ware,|yords., Every phase of business and | New Year’s celebration. for. that city. china ware, lamp, a sum of money.!society zan be approached hy any|Mr. Malone is pyomoting: races. and student of this digtionary with con-|in that capacity reports ‘interesting 5 experiences. \ THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS AIRPLANES CARRYING* THOUSANDS IN ITALY (Continued From Page 1) of the twenty private companies which the government has already licensed. This is the Societa Anonima Imprese Aeree of Milan, which is using both airplanes and_dirigibles in its trans- portation business. During the first year of its existence it carried a total of 3,291 passengers without a rgushap, Its total mileage for the year is over 100,000 kilometers and - its entire hourage of actual flight 998 hours’ and 11 minutes. 2 Tracing: History of Cabbage. The Romans are credited with In- troducing cabbage into England, and she spldiers of Cromwell carried. it to Scotland and made it popular there, Aa they did also in Ireland, according te tradition. [ ADDITIONAL WANT ADS | WANTED—Dressed_hogs, weighing not over 200 1bs. Inguire at Tropp- man’s stare, 3t12-15 L0 Ay 1 IlllIlflil||l|l|lllIIIIllIIIIIllll!IliillllllllIllllillllllllllll 2 Freny NEW PHONOGRAPHS No. 13—Two, Pathe Machines, golden oak fin- ‘ ishyreg. $175.00; sale price No. 14—-One Portaphone, leatherette case; reg. price $65.00; sale price each. ... £ No. 15—One Columbia, brown mahogany fin- No. 16—One Sonora, brown mahogany finish; | y reg. price $140.00; sale price . No. 17—=One Pathe, golden oak finish; reg. i price $125.00; sale price G, . RE-POSSESSED: No. 18—One Columbia, golden oak finish; reg. . price:$120.00; sale price No. 19—One Widdicomb Maching, furned oak . finish; reg: price $185.00; sale price. No. 20—One Little Master Machine, mahog- _any finish; reg. $45.00; sale price . . . E No. 21—One Sonora Baby Grand, mahogany | finish; reg. price $235.00; sale price. No. 8—Modello Player Piano, mahogany fin- ish; regular price, $675.00;4§a_1§ i it ' “for this new Piano .. v IF No. 9—Washburn Player Piano, ish; regular price, $825.00; for this new Piano ..., .. BARGAINS OFFERED IN PIANOS AND PHONOGRAPHS, ' L STORE ON SATURDAY AND MONDAY Buying Musical Instruments for Holiddy Gifts is the Popular Keynote for the ‘member every day throughout the year, is knocking at your door. When we say “YOUR OWN TERMS”—we mea 2 : the pricemust be down so low that you can’t overlook the big value we are offering—and you must COME IN, SELECT YOUR INSTRUMENT, TELL US WHAT TERMS YOU CAN CONVENIE RANGE TERMS TO SUIT YOU. $62.50 $1550 ish; reg. price.$275.00; sale price. . . §175.00- .<No. $85.00 No $7900| $1300 | No. $185.00 2 S, TOGETHER’ WITH EASY PAYMENT HAS BROKE ALL NEW ‘No. 1—Mason & Son Grand Piano, Burl wal- S nut finish: pricé new, $850.00; sale price for this used Piano. . \ 2- Amphion Upright Piano, golden oak finish: cost new, $475.00; sale price’ for thisused Piano......... : 3—Jackson fipright Piano, fumed oak finish: cost new, $385.00; sale price for this used Piano 4~ Holland Upright Piano, walnut fin- ish; cost new, $450.00; sale price for this used Piano : Coeeae. . -$325.00 5—Monarc¢h’ Upright Piafio, mahogany’ finish; regular price, $450.00; sale _priee, new Piano ......... 6-—Howard Upright Piano, mahogany finish; regular price, $480.00; sale - price, new Pla.no f} $ _“Hamilton Upright Piano, walnut fin- “ish; regular price, $575.00; sale price .. ““for this new Piano . $175.00 - sas00'L muuu’uiumgnnnmmimmlmn|iv||im||||||(x||l|ii||||i||||i T TN TR TERMS, BROUGHT. AN' ONSLAUGHT TO THIS PREVIOUS RECORDS! ; ARE STILL UNTOUCHEI _ o The opptil,'tunity to give the family a Gift that wil Do not let this 'Golden Oppo:l'tunity‘pa's's"b‘y. Come in and investigate. nit. We must sell 'all of our new and used Pianos and Phonographs. In order tq do this ba given a reasonable time .to pay. NTLY HANDLE. WE WILL ‘AR- I be appreciated by every It costs nothing to do this. LR LTI TR PIANOS USED| RENTAL PHONOGR/ PHS o No,' 22— One Pathe Machine, mahogany .fin- 7 ish; reg. price $_150.0D; sale price. . . 145.00 | No. 23—One ‘Sonora, portable Jeather, case; : reg. price $75.00; sale price : " No. 24—One Columbia Machine, mahogany : finish; rég. price $225.00; sale price . $140.00 ‘No. 25—One Edison, fumed oak finish; reg. _ price $125.00; sale price : ‘No. 26—One Silvertone Machine, golden oak : finish; reg. price $62.50; sale price. . $17.50' $57.00 [ No. 27—Two Munola ;Machines, fumed oak finish; reg. price $85.00; sale price. . §19.50 | No. 28—Three Edison Cylinder Machines; ; ~ ORGANS | —Chicago' Cottage Organ, used;: price’ - : reg. price $45,00; sale price, each. .. $2.50 laklen Hom’eDrgan, used; sal"eflpfiicg § ’P. Brent Organ, used, sale price. . .. Cinch ydur Bargain by mail and : w g d : A HALLMARK STORE send small payment on account < . iivs i el d PHONOGRAPH RECORDS ' . and statg. when you'll be here. 2o fast. One might as well be s Wecary the largest sfock mm‘ ’ GEO. T. BAKER CO., Bemidji Minn. 4 - Gentlemen:—I am interested in special offer No. Will you please send full details and notify me as to exact dates and amounts of payments? This does not obligate me in any way. CHRISTMAS JEWELRY . Just loads of Holiday Jew- elry crowd this department. Gifts for all at’ prices you can afford to pay. Don't wait—these Bargains will yeurs. 1 of Phonograph Records in |’ Northern Minnesota. L3