Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 12, 1921, Page 6

] k.k__.._.._.. D— Twentleth Century, Laugh With Us— Not At Us— . Chance for Application “To be well bred, you must Jaugh . at everybody’s jokes, no matter how | old they are,” we have heard. That ‘makes us. feel better whenever we happen to' slip an especially old one into the column. But that isn’t the reason why we do it. The reason is that our contributors are laying down on the job. —Send Them Along!— Helpless Hints The shorter the dress, the longer the ‘rubbernécking. ¢ Charity begins at home and rarely goes any farther. The best things in some books are what the writers left out. Peanuts seem to be about’the only things the reformers have overlooked. No man has complete control of himself until he can get up in the morning just as easily as he can go to bed at’ night. Do as you please, talk about you anyway. —Ain't It a Fact?— With the Majority Some time ago people. were won- dering how much the railroads would reduce freight rates. Now it appears as though they should have been wondering how little, —And How Seldom— Hurrah, for the Cat! The ordinary cat has never been known to drag in the remains of a five-cent cigar. Another reason why we are in favor of the cat . —One of the Few— Sa(ety First The man who works inside all day for six days a week sure owes it to himself to get a lot of out-door exer- cise. But it’s very seldom that he ever pays the bill. —Usually Just Once— A Few Exceptions Everything apparently has its ups and downs except taxes, prices and la- dies’ skirts. hese exceptions very seldom have their downs, according to public opinion. —Have You Noticed?— Are You Outstanding? The outstanding characteristic of the typical American is the faculty of being busted again every Monday morning. About the only ones who are not are those who don’t get paid weekly. —Americanization— You Know the Rest The chief joy of working for a newspaper comes from the meditation concerning the probable consequences if one should tell all one knows. That includes both public and private con- sequences. —A Joy Forever— Getting Ready for Saturday Trom the want #ds of The Pioneer comes the following: “Wanted—Wo- man to sweep and scrub koors. Apply Lake Julia Sanatorium, Puposky, Minn. Just to show what results the Pio- neer ads bring, one of the “Koors Bros.” was called to the telephone twice within an hour after the paper was out and asked how much of a job he had. And at that only a few papers contained the ad before it was corrected. Evidently somg readers were of the opinion that Koors was getting things ready for Saturday night. —The Once-a-Week— MINNESOTA IS ASKED T0 JOIN IN PROBE PLEA (Continued From Page 1) pre-war years of 1910-1914 was only 60,588,884, according to these fig- ures. “With present prices for grain driv- ing farmers into debt and even bank- ruptey,’ "Mr. Gustafson said, “we are told that we may expect the market to go lower. The most.frequent. ex- planation is that of ‘no foreign de- mand.” JBut now we learn that Swedish grain growers have asked for an em- bargo against ‘cheap American wheat,” because it is being imported at less than the Swedish cost of pro-| duction.” The resolution authorizing a fed- eral investigation was introduced in the senate during the special session It calls for an immediate inquiry by the federal trade commission into the margin between export prices and the price received by the farmer, into the profits and methods; of exporters, and all evidence of market manipula- tion. ADDITIGRAL WANT ADS FOR RENT—4 unfurnished ‘rooms at Mill Park. Inquire *Eiizabeth Rosacker, Nymore. 8t12-14 ) WANTED;Gi|'l ?;r general hofise-i work in small family. Answer to | J. K., care Pioneer, 2t12-13 | FOR RENT—Good four-room house for people will| on First street. Phone 943, ; 3t12-14 MARKETS Ww POTATO MARKET Chicago, Dec. 12.—Potato market steady- llttccuipts 82 cars. Total U. S. shipments, 520 cars. Wisconsin 1:0\md whites, sacked and bulk,, $1.65 to $1.75; Michigan whites, $1.75 and $1.80;/ Minnesota whites, sacked, $1.50 to $1.70; Idaho Russets, sacked, 1$1.90 to $2.10; Idaho rurals, $1.75 | to $1.80. ' LOCAL COLLEGE PLACES . BASKET TEAM IN FIELD (Continued From Page 1) | be accommodated. In addition to i.ie games already definitely bookgd, Coach Wirth has entered into negotia- tions wit!; St. Cloud, Winona, Moor- head and Mankato teachers colleges as well as Foston high school. Since this is the first year for. the local schpol in athletic competition not too much is to be expected as far adg winning a majority of their gomes is concerned, However, 1t is a start that if followed up is sure to draw more men to the school here than have attended the previous two years. 3 The schedule of games as lelinitely booked to date follows: Dec. 15.—Kelliher high school at Kelliher. Dec. 17.—Cass Lake high school at Cass Lake. Walker. Jan. 7.—Bagley high school at Bagley. Jan. 13.—Crookston Aggies ai Be- 1 midji. ; Jan. 20.—Virginia; Junior college 4t Bemidji. 1 Jan. 27.—Bagley high -school at Bemidji. Feb. 4.—Crookston ‘Aggies at Crookston. ‘ Feb. 9.—Eveleth Junior college at Eveleth. (Tentative). Feb. 10.—Hibbing Junior at Hibbing. Feb. 11.—Virginia Junior at Virginia. Feb. 17.—Hibbing Junior at Bemi Feb. 14.—Eveleth Juniox at Bemi (Tentative). S. A. ADVISORY BOARD MEETS T ELECT HEADS A meeting of the advisory board of the Salvation Army was held Sund.y afternoon,.and election of officers for the coming_year was held. The offi- cers elected were as follows: Presi- dent, G; W. Harnwell; first vice-pres- ident, E. A. Barker; second vice-pres- ident, Judge C. W. Stanton; third vice-president, C. W. Warfield; sec- retary, A. D. Johnson; treasurer, W, L. Brooks; campaign manager, E, A. Barker; speakers and publicity chair- men, H. Z. Mitchell; chairman coun- ty organization, W. L. Brooks; serv- ice - bureau. chairman, Thayer C. Bailey. Other members of the board are Migs Beth MacGregor, F. R. Dux- bury, J. €. McGhee, Mrs. E. W. John- son, Mrs. B. H. Marcum, J; L. El- well, L..P. Warford, J. C, West, C. L. Isted, Mrs. E. H. Smith, M1s. A, P. White and W. S. Cummings. Members of the various committees under the chairmen noted above were also selected. DIVISION REPRESENTED - ATM.E A. CONFERENCE ‘(Continued From Page 1) at least a fifty-fifty basis with the local districts. \ There was considerable discussion in the committee room on this ques- tion and all members agreed that this method of taxation- was logical. | It was feared, however, that the leg-' slature would hesitate to-'pass such a law and the committee finally de- cided to recommgnd an additional state tax,of three mills. This would make the state levy a 4 mill tax, and would be only a move toward the final goal of making the state bear'its just share in'the ex- pénse of educatiton, it is felt.'In the college college college college committee, Superintendent Ross de-{ fended this'plan of taxation and when it came before the delegates the: plan' was adopted and will become one of: the leading measures advocated by the legislative committee of the Min-4 nesota Education association. To the conference it appeared only fair that when a state passes compulsory at- tendance laws, it should in a larg measure finance educational institu: tions, THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS Dec. 21.—Walker hikh school &t | Do UNION OF C. A. BASED UPON OLD SWISS PLAN Indications Are Tllit Central _-American Republics Will Soon Join Union Ancon, Canal Zone, Dec. 12.— Strong faith in the eventual consum- mation of the Union of Central Am- erican Republics is expressed by an American _recently returned here from a visit to several of the coun- tries. He does nof believe that all ar- rangements for the inauguration of the new government can be completed by the date set, February 22, 1922, govern lished. ; For the present, Costa {Ri¢ca and Nicaragua have declined to join, the reason being, it is said, that their membership. in the League of Nations has cost gn unexpected amount, This leaves the Union constituted of Gua- temala, Salvador and Honduras. The others may join on appflcafion.‘ : The basis of faith that the new Union, will be completed and will con- tinue is that the bulk of the people want it. The reasons they want it are primarily to abolish the boundaries which now cause useless delayw and expensive fees and to establish a firm government which can command sup- port from all parts of the unipn and prevent the revolutions, usually mere factional quarrels, which are the banc of life in the small republics and have deterred their development. While the temporary capital is Te- gumgalpa. Honduras; it was provided i the articles of federation that no existing capitdl should be sele(;ted as the sedt of government for thenUion. A new city is to be erected, free from the old associations and dedicated to the Union. The site which will prob- ably be cho;len is on the eastern shore of Lake Yojoa, in the northern part of Hondl}ms, and about as near the geo- graphical center of the grea. of the present Union as could be chosen. The Union is formed primarily on the basis ¢\ the Swiss system, with tie goyernmeént vested in a council, con- sisting of one member from ' each country. One of these members 1s elected president of the Union, and ment will be: completely éstab- the council. The councilmen are elect- ed for three years (for as many yeas as .there are member states in the !Jmun) and serve in rotation as pres- ident. The council will appoint tha governors of the component states and the holders of many minor offices. In some matters in which the Swiss :istcm V:QS t_nm: found satisfactory, e constitution is model oflc\;llye United States. Bledien f:hat icaragua and Costa Rica will taken into the Union when theyl, al;ve— ply, thg councilmen say. Panama wilj be admitted also, if she will meet the obligations of the Union. AGREEMENTS ON ARMS PROBLEMS DUE SOON (Continued from Page 1) the Shantung question, which will be slg"ncgi by the United States, Groat ‘Britain, Japan, France, Italy, China, the Netherlands, Belgium and Por- tugal. Its drafting already has been started. The agreentent between the United | States and Japan on Yap and other mandated islands. (All these pacts the administration will submit to the senate for approval, it was learned. ° ' Tokio, Japan, Dec. 12.—Transfer of ten admirals and many minor of- ficers of the Japanese navy to the waiting list from actual service was announced today. The move was louked_on as preparatory to, heavy reductions in the navy. : \DAIRYMEN MEET AND < FORM CUERNSEY CLUB {Continued trom Page 1) |'bé secured l:ter.. The following paid | their membership fec of §1 and be- { came_members last Saturday:. Melvin Austring, Summit, Black { duckj® Minn.; F. E. Craver, Turtle River; Bemidji, Route 4; H. M. Clar { Durand; 'Puposky; John Cann,. Sum- mit, Blackduck; L. P. Evans, Frohn, { Bemidji, Route. 2; George H, French, xFrohn. Bemidji;, Theodore Gerlinger, { Port’ Hope, Turtle River, Route 2, ! G; I. Goodmanson, Turtle River, Be- midji, Route 4; Mrs. William Gerling- er, Port Hope, Turtle River; B. M. Gile, Helga, Bemidji; L. Jensen, ! Clearbrook; C. L. O’Dell, Turtle Riv- v, Turtle River; Svanberg & Ander- on, Liberty, Wilton; Dx. E. A. Shan- {non, Maple Ridge, Bemidji;. A. E. { Whitting, Summit, BlacRduck; Ole Wold, Turtld River, Bemidji, Route fi b Elghraim ‘Wingren, Cormant, Black- uck, but that not long thereafter, the new | governs by and with the assistance of | YERRIBLE COLOY, ‘{Jflq SO DO SOMETHING 5 DICTIONARY OFFER IS APPRECTATED BY PUBLIC The great demand for 'The New| Universities Dictionary being offered | by this paper to its readers has Te- duced the supply almost to the point of exhaustion. Those who have not| yet secuted a ‘copy should present their coupons at once if they do not want to be disappointed. . It is gratifying to note the appre-} ciation of the offer by readers, and the eagerness they have shown to take ! advantage of it. 3 The book is wholly deserving the success which is attending its distribu-! tion. It.has been many years since; | the public has been given an act\{a}ly | new dictionary. The New Universities: Dictionary is new in all the word im-| plies—new in type, new in contents and new in the arrangement of helps lito the study of words and their usage. 1t is a dictionary for the masses of the people. It embraces all the word's that will ‘ever be needed by the ordi- nary reader or students and at the same time the scientific student. or scholar will find words ‘in this diction- ary that are nat to be f.ound in any other printed in the English langnage. |FARRELL PICKS OUT HIS - ALL-EASTERN CRIDDERS UNITED PRESS ALL-EASTERN ELEVEN , FIRST McCullom, Penn State King, Navy Brown, Harvard Stein, Pittsburgh Breidster, Army Keck, Princeton RE Snively, Princeton QB _Killinger, Penn State LHB Aldrich, Yale RHB Kaw, Cornell FB Owen, Hfrvard ECO. LE LT LG C |RG RT Macomber, Hazvard Raub, Rutgers Schwab, Lafayette Wittmer, Princeton Bedenk, Penn State Into, Yale 5 Buell, Harvard Lightner, Penn’ State Barchet, Navy | Garrity, Princeton THIRD Taylor, Navy Diebel, Lafayette Baker, Princeton , Larson; Navy Baer, Penn State Kane, Harvard | Parr, Navy Lourie, Princeton Robertson, Dartmouth Wilson, Penn State Jordan, Yale | Ey Hénry L. Farrell (United Press Staft Correspondent) New York, Dec. 10.—If six or sev- en’ laces in the backfield were avail- able, picking an Ail-Eastern eleven wouldn’t be such'a stickler. ; Selecting the best from a crowd of good forwards isn’t sucht a task ‘as'the preponderance of the season’s output of stars:was confined- to the backfield. . There were fine linemen and there were good ends, but they do not metit superlatives in description. The backs do, however. It is generally agreed that' Killin- ger, Aldrich and Owen were the great- | est backs of the year in the Eagt and it is probable that they will land on the majority of A]l-Am_erican selec- tions. There are a dozen great perform- ers who could step into the fourth Check That Cold Right Away - A SUDDEN chill —sncezes—stuffy "Mecling in the head~-and you have the beginning of a hard cold. Get right after it, just as soon as the sniffles start, with Dr. King's New Discovery. For filty years a standard remedy for colds, coughs and grippe. ‘There are no harmful drugs, nothing . but good;: healing medicines, that get right down'to the trouble and:help nature, -5 % e You will soon’nétice g'change for the better. Has a sconvincing, i taste that the &iddics lilke, for croupy coughs. :;\ll druggists, 60c. Dr. King’s New Discovery Jor Colds and Cougfiv _ Put“Pep” in Youy Work, Many 2 man is a failure 1’ business, many a womah. in het hotne; because constipa= tion stores up. poisons that enervate and depress. Dr. King's Pills make bowels act naturally, 25c. ° PROMPT! WON'T GRIFE MONDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 12, 1921 back, leading point scorer of the East, finished with sucH a rush and flash | that he déserves the honor. Killinger is the best running back in the East. He can pass and kick and he has a football head. Aldrich is second only to.him. The great Yale back is a deadly drop-kicker, a fine punter, a brilliant runner and a mag- nificent ‘defensive player. Owen can run the ends, he can cut off tackle and he can smash the line. He is a talented kicker and a great defensive man. i McCullom is one of the best pass receivers in the East. He is fast un- der kicks. With Snively on the other side who combinés a great throwing game with the same talents, the flank- ers are a great pair of ends. Both'the tackles, King and Kack, are dangerous kickers. Both are big, strong” and aggressive. - Both have zhown,thelr best against the heaviest re.. . Brown is one of the greatest guards of the season. He was half the Har- vard offensive and most of the de- | fense. He follows the ball and is al- ways at the botto}p of the pile on a fumble. Breidster is a big aggressive player of the same ability. . Stein is the outstanding center of the season und has been for two years.. He ranks head and shoulders over every other pivot in the east and ‘perhaps will get the place on most of the ‘All-American selections. THE PIONEER WANT ADS ARING RESULTS 10 ETRT T I e O ey ECATARRHE OF THE STOMACH g B ) EEe ey e e a E OU' CAN'T ENJOY LIFE with a sore, sour, bloated stom- ach. Food does not nourish. 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The, Rusk county board of supervisors at a recent meeting Qecided to install a speed cop in of $500 was voted to be placed in the hands of the road and bridge com- miftee to be used for S\}Eh purpose. WINONA BASKET SEASON OFFICIALLY OPENED TONIGHT Winona, Dec, 12.—The basketball season will be officially opened here tonight when the fast St. Mavy’s bas- Jetball team and local five-of the GHING! Rusk county next year. The amount | + Americap Legion meet on the college floor: Bt} 4 St. Mary, according to all informa- tion, shoulq have a formidable team this year as five of last year’s letter men are available. . LLOYD GEORGE FAVORABLE TO ECONOMIC CONFERENCE (By United Press) London, Dec."12.—Premier Lloyd George is planning -n attending an international finance economic meet- ing to be held :n Washington, should President Harding call such a meet- ing, it was learned today. 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