Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 6, 1921, Page 6

—t } | * shipments, ‘ round whites, sacked, $ bulk, $1.60 to $1.75; Mlchlgan whltes by Twentleth cnmn-y Laugh With Us— +Not At Us— {3 Why Go to California? ‘Monday afternoon the, telephone . the-wire. “I don't want you to use my name,” she said, “but you ought . to see the nice, blg. fat robin in my front dooryard,” Well, there’s no doubt about that. We ought to. + The first thing. you know the ground hog will be coming out, he will see his shadow, and then we will .have six more weeks of summer. If this is fine weather for the ground hog, then it’s even better weathex for the rent hog. —Indian Fall— If Worse Comes to Worser 1 “Glass eyes, all sizes and colors,” reads a window advertisement in a local optician's office. If women’'s| skirts get any shorter, the chances | are there will be a big demand for those glass eyes, Just to save the real eyes until later on. —May Be Worth Saving— Pigs Is Pigs The Kelliher Journal informs the public: “Ed Baker killed three big pigs that weighed about 400 a piece and it took Harry Provo, Oscar Moore and Marinus Kaupanger and all the king’s horses to lift the pigs out of the scalding barrel.” Probably Mr. Baker had the whole countryside out while they were get- ting the three big pigs into tie scald- ing barrel. We have always been of the opinion that getting them in was the hardest part of it. Aint We Got Fun?— Fate Is Not So Cruel After All The Kelliher Journnl by far th«- best newspaper in Kclhhgr, also teiic us: “William Johnson in some ma ner spilled kerosene on his legs so that they were badly blistered :nd| raw and he has since been in much | i He is living alone south of }Ic will get less sympathy from the majority of marricd men than from | any one else, They feel that his luck ‘was not all hard luck, Jjudging from the last sentence in the news item. —Alone in His Misery— Out of His Realm A Canadian man has been sent to jail for four months for embracing a neighbor lady in the theater. Which -goes to show that it doesn’t always pay to be neighborly when you are away from your own neighborhood. —Not Always— All's Not Well With the exception of the South of Ireland and the North of Ireland, there appears to be little in the way of a settlement of the Irish peace ne-| gotiations. —Except England— 5 Us Instructions ‘When & girl reaches the age of 30 she should be cautious about tcllmn: who she went to school with, When a woman and girl approach You, you are supposed to look up or down to- tell which is the daughter. When dining out, if you do not like the tea, mever make remarks. ]You may find out later it was bauil- Attending church is a good thing for a gitl but following the styles is the surest way to re-form. —They Must if They Follow— PR 1 TS 5 Sy BEMIDJI PARK BOARD TO i R HOLD MEETING TONIGHT v meeting’ of thc Bemidji - par board will be held in the Clixclnnfi Commerce association rooms tonight and President George T. Baker an- nounces that considerable business of importance to all members of the | board will come up for consideration. All members and_citizens interested in pubhc matters are requ i o Baell equested to be INDEPENDENT § NUMBER SEVEN, COUNTY, Bsmu.fi HOOL DISTRICT BELTRAM] MINNESO. The regulir médting of the Board of Education’ was called to ordor Tuo-ldnv, November 22nd, 1921, at ;I“;O o’clock P M., by PrLsdent Tuo- “All mom!wn present., Minutes of repiflar meeting, No- vember 8th, were read and approved, Moved and seconded by Ritchic and g]x;uul:, tha!t Ihaeglggvember payroll in sum o e $ 80 be ullo\\hd Moved to’ adjourn. 3T Tuonty, ‘FLORENCE F. NETEeéfile"' , Clerk. iy e . MARKETS POTATO MARKET Chicago, Dec. weak; receipts, 88 ca 296 car: Wisconsin | 50 to $1.70; , $1.65° to $l 765 anesotn ‘hites, sacked, $1.5 0to $1.65; Red River Ohios; $1.50 to $1.60; Idaho ubsets, $2.00; Colorado reds, sack- d, $8?.510 ann!a round whites, $1.50 o bell rang. A ‘woman’s voice came over |hards” and “last ditchers,” | had. to rely on’countrywide reports 1td12.6 | Press. And the party managers. have | had to cpnfess that the situation has got them guessing. An election on the | the plcmier off as ea LLOYD GEORGE - MAY APPEALTO ' NATION' VOTE Irish Question Is Again the Ruling Cause of Voters’ Dissatisfaction PREMIER CONSIDERING IMMEDIATE ELECTION Initiation of Negotiations With DeValera Nearly Caused a Split By Charles McCann (United Press Staft -Correspondent London, Dec: 6.—Talk of an im- | mediate general election was current | in political circles today, but the man who has the de¢iding vote—Premier | | Lloyd George; has, so far, declined to divulge his intentions. The present parliament has an- other two years legal life—having been elected in Décember, 1918, for a five-year term—but it is increasing- ly evident that the British premier | can not afford to let things run on ! until 1923 and take his chances of | being returned to office. K It is known that Lloyd George has been seriously considering the tactical | advantages of an immediate election on the Irish” question but wants to be sure of his ground first. An elec- tion would not solve the Irish prob- lem, but it would clear the air, and, according to reliable experts, give the premier a fresh lease on political life. The liberal-union coalition which keeps - Lloyd George in power has shown numerous sighs of cracking | lately. The coalition liberals are rap- |idly being wiped out, and the union- jists, who were always in a strong majority, have got distinctly restive. The erux of the situation is, of jcourse, Ireland—the bane of every | British government’s life for the past seventy years. The unionist party is the successor to the old conservative and Tory parties and it owes its ex- istence to the Gladsonian home rule cri Revolting liberals, headed by the late “Joe” Chamberlain, formed a liberal unionist party, whuse main |plank was the retention of Ireland | within the United Kingdom. Event- | uallyt the liberal label dropped into | disuse and with the old conservatives I making certainconcessions to retain these valuable | recruit; ‘tha. parties were amalgamated inta a conserva- tive arid’ unionist party, of ‘which the conservative is now. gencrally i dropped. To obtain unionist support, Lloyd Gcorgn had to pledge himself to an! Irish‘policy which does not permit of any severance. of the ties of _the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. The initlation of negotia- tions with De Valéra caused much suspicion [dmong the unionist * “‘die and only the influence of Austen Chaimberlain —who adhered to his compact with Lloyd Georgé—averted an |mmul|ntu split. Recent “inspired” suggestions that Lloyd George would not ¢ n- e Ulster’s’ reéfusyl to mect Sinn vin's claims to Fermanagh and 7T rone, or similar possible compromises, “suflicient “grounds for the resump- tion of hostilities in Ireland” have driven these elemerits to a pitch. of desperation. The feeling is far more widespread n the country than has been reflected in the British press. Lloyd George has from the coalitian, party managers as to the/ politieal’ feeling, in ‘the con- 1t|tuenfleq, not trusting’ the political negofla- s result in or Lloyd ists":von "I let s that. Th will insist that® he “come ofl‘Ttgi‘ fence”. and.say definitely whether he is making concessions to Sinn Fein ‘which cut across the unity of the United Kingdom, and whether he ad- mits Ulster’s claim “to remain within the United Kingdom” whatever the cost—civil war in Ireland. The element in_doubt is just how far the main body of unionist votets are prepared to go in their desires to settle. the Trish question. It is sig- nificant at recent by-elections very few candidates have been found wili- flat ‘quéstion of contintiin, tions ‘with Sinn Fein wo u!vf an - overwhelming v Geotrge. 'But the uni ing to stand as ‘“coalitionists” (or Lloyd Georgians). Lloyd Georges strongest card is that there is mo political leader of outstanding importance to succeed him. The labor party is singularly de- void of capable statesmen, and the premier’s chief rivals to lcadgrshlp would ‘seem to be Viscount Birken- head and Winston Churchill. Birken- head represents the militant unionists but old-fashioned conservatives do not trust political lawyers, and to libgrlas he is obnoxiolis on account of his share in the Ulster crisis of 1914, Churchill is known as a poli- |'energy, but as a-former conservative | who turned liberal, and who is now | suspected’ of leaning toward his ‘old | faith, he is not entirely trusted by emxer party, . % One of the strongest arguments in ,fivor of an election before Christ- nfas was that it could be fought on ‘| the oldelectoral lists. Fresh lists of voters come into force January 1, and it will take the party agents five | or six months to find out what the new voters are thinking. It is a bold premier who fights an English elec- tion in the spring. BREAKDGWN IN IRISH- BRITISH PEACE AVERTED | (Continued Frow Page 1) | Churchill for. Britain, - and Arthur | -Griffith, Michael Colling and George | Barton for the Sinn Fein. Observers today were hailing Lloyd George for his success. London, Dec. 6.—At a British cabi- net -meeting” shortly after noon, the agreement was approved. | “King George sent a: message to the | premier expressing his joy ‘at the news. “I am over-joyed at the splendld news. 1 congratulate you heartily REPUBLICAN PROPOSALMEN OF SOUTH DAKOTA MEETING Pierre, S. ‘D.; Dec. 6.—Republican proposalmen of the state met here today to build political discussions for next spring’s primaries. Indications were the ‘proceedings would be “cut and dried.” Few pro- posalmen are coming with the mten- tion of starting anything new. Some proposalmen are understood to oppose any new state departments, | ereation of the state highway commis- sion or any other action that would result in increased taxation. They favor combining Some state depart- nents and putting others under one | head. These issues, if not settled in the convention, may cause-campaign | discussion. Not much new legislation is to be pwposed it was und?rstood SUFFERIN' GATSY MAS ‘HE WAR BROKE OUY AGAW? Nou LOOK. LIKE “THe "LAST OF tician of unbounded ambition and: HERE’S ONE BIRD THAT ' & KNOWS NO CALIFORNIA “Is this The Pioneer?” came over the office phone Monday afternoon. “Well, I'm Mrs. Blank. I don’t want you to use my name in connec- tion with this, but you ought to see the nice, big, fat robin out in my front dooryard,” reported the lady resident on Lake Boulevard. VIOLENCE IN PACKERS | STRIKE RENEWED TODAY | (By United Press) South St.' Paul, Dec. 6.—Violence in the packers’ strike was renewed carly today. Several assaults occur- red at the electric light plant. Em- ployees were badly hurt as they tried ;. So far this is the only robin whose to get through the picket lines, presence in Bemidji has been report- Forty more_deputies: were sworn'ed to ThePioneer this winter. The in at daylight and said they were go- main question seenis to be, however, ing to break the lines.._ .More than| where Mrs. Blank keeps the robin 3,000 men- and probably7500° women' during the. night. Any other person were pxcketmg the entire packing seeing robins in their front dooryard plant district today. this time of the year are urged to call The Pioneer office, or if it’s just a robbin’ it would be better-to call the police department. But never call | ‘#1e police if : you think you see a }Iamét Bernice Swenson; two and | i Tobin. une—half year old daughter of Mr.| and Mrs. Walter Swenson who lives on a farm about a mile west of the city, was liad to rest in Greenwood cemetery Monday afternoon. - She passed away last Friday morning at St. Anthony’s hospital after an ill- ness of five weeks with inflammatory rheumatism. . She is survived by her parents and three brothers. Funeral services were held in_the Norwegian Lutheran church. Burial was made under the direction of M. E. Ibertson, funeral director. Rev. T. B. Nordale offici- ated at the services in the absence of Rev. L. J. Jerdee. HARRIET BERNICE SWENSON LAID TO REST.IN GREENWOOD ‘THOMAS JOHNSON PASSES AWAY AT FERGUS'EA,LLS Thomns -Johnson, architect, former resident of this city, passed away this morning at Fergus Falls. The body will arrive here on the Great Northern train tomorrow noon. Short services will be held at the M. E. Ibertson undertaking parlors at 2:30 by Rev. L. P. Warford, pastor of the ! Presbyterian church. Interment will be made in Greenwood ,cemetery. BEMIDJI UNIT OF TEACHERS LEAGUE MEETS HERE DEC. 10 The: teachers of Beltrami- county are requested to heed the following notice given' out by County -Super- mtendent of Sthools' J. C. McGhee, which is to the effect that the Bemidji unit of the Patriotic League will hold its meeting 4t the State 'Peachers col- lege Saturday, December 10. The meeting will be held in the main assembly room of the college and not in the Civic and Commerce association rooms as formerly ‘an- nounced.” NORTH DAKOTA INTERESTED IN WISCONSIN RATE CASE Bismarck, N. D.;, Dec. 6.—North Dakota is interésted in the reargu- ment of the Wisconsin case in the Urnited State supreme court on the validity of the right of the interstate commerce - commission to determine intrastate rates. The -court has set January 8 for argument of the North Dakota case. Forty states have joined Wisconsin in the protest. MEAT PRICES ADVANCE IN CHlCAGO FOLLOWING STRIKE BIRTHDAY SURPRISE Mrs. W. H. Hill was pleasantly sarprised at her home, 709 Thirteenth street, Monday evening in honor of her birth anniversary. A very pleas- ant evening was enjoyed with music while the guests played bridge, and at a late hour lunch was . served. There were twenty guests’ present. Mrs. Will recelved ‘a great many use ful! gifts. CATHOLIC BAND NO. 2 TO TURN'IN WORK FOR SALE All Catholié ladies belonging ™ to Band No. 2 are requested to, get all fancy articles they are preparing for the bazaar, which-will be held next week, to Mrs. J. A. Dalton or Mrs. T. Baudette, not later than Satur- day of this week. (By Utiited Press) Chicago, Dec. 6.—Meat prices ad- vanced here today, the second 'day of the packer employees’ strike. Some grade of . meat, especially pork, -ad- vanced three and féur cents a pound. Employers’ claim’ that about 1,100 men remained * away from worl; in Chicago ‘today, while union’ heads placed the figure at 15,000. Meetings of strikers called by union heads was attended by about 2,200. The newly-born baby boy of Dr. and Mrs. J. W. Diedrich passed away at St. Anthony’s hospital at an early. }mur this fox'cnoon | | STORAGE BATTERIES The be‘st"way fo take care of your Storage Battery is to bring it in to us for Dry Storage. We take it apart, clean it out thoroughly, store it dry during the winter, and in the spring we install new electrolyte, charge it an; it is ready for another son’s setvice. Wet Storage 75c¢ per month Dry Storage - $6.00'a season . . . wood separators and fresh/s OUR RADIATOR REPAIRING Our charges for repairing are low; our equipment is thoroughly modern. AUTOMOBILE STORAGE Are 'you' still ‘hesitating about reserving a clean, warm stall - for' your ‘car this winter? ‘Remember, we have not had any real winter as yet, and when the mercury begins to drop below . the; zero mark, %}I\rfigflhfibur car. in ‘the Bring your Radiator to us, we will test it and tell you whether it.is worth repair- ing or'not, and if it is, just what it will cost you to put it in first-clags shape, Don’t put it (fi any longer. Have it repa ed at once. ; Radlatdf Shutfers, ; Hood and Radxator Covexs. We have only a few more stalls 16ft—better reserve one now! 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Well, start right in. “Mmmm, yes,” you'say, “but den’t I have to do something, or— or—stop doing something?” 4 Not necessarily. very seriously! . 9 There is only one force which has power to add years to your life. ¢ Nature is sufficient. unto “herself. energy available. ened, other parts beconie involved—finally you die of any lack of vital energy, but because of lack of proper dis- So ‘many- people seem to take themselves so That is Nature, as expressed in vital energy. You have plenty of vital But sometimes it isn’t distributed properly throughout your body. Then some bodily parts become weak- Not because tribution of that énergy. 1 of course, it is not strictly true that you don’t have to do any- thing in order to become a member of the Century Club. You have to be sensible. a e WW&WWW!&!*W% Being sensible, you will see to it that your vital energy is prop- erly distributed throughout your bodily machine. q Vital energy is transmitted to all parts of the body by the nerve The main line of the nervé system is the spinal cord. As the nerves branch away from' the spinal cord they must pass system. through and between the movable bones of the spinal column. 1 And these movable bones apt_]l “T-r-o-u-b-l-e,” with a capital T! They are continually slipping a bit out of place, nerves are in- terfered with, and therefoxe transmission of vital energy is-in- terfered with. = adjustments. body part. 1 Do you want to lwe 1o be a hundred? Chiropracter today. bones. your life. Start right in! Dr. A. Dannenberg - Dr. E. R. Two CH IROPRACTORS Phone 401-W The science of Chnoprachc concerns itself with ‘putting and keeping spinal’ bones in place, through a system of skilled hand- Then v1t‘.l energy is propnrly distributed to every Start right in. First Nat'l Banfi Bldg (Copynght 1920) 5. Seea Have him adjust your displaced spinal Kcep them in place by frequent Chiropractic adjust- ments. They won't stay put, you know. You may not live to'be a hundred, but they will add many happy and healthy years to ® ‘Bemidji; c Auto.. Co © OLAF ONQSYAD Priop. 4r6 Wxnnefota cAve. B Donce BrotHers SEDAN R L 88 B R i 1 IlllIIlIlIIIllllllllllllhlulllllMlll