Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 1, 1921, Page 8

B R o e A s e AT Gcntury |, mited | Lluxh Wlth Us— - Not At Us— e A Real Event 1t is‘reported by a friend of his, that a’certain-member-of the local fire depprtment, who ordinarily is dressed in_army breeches and wood- man’s shirt’ for 'the most part, dress- ed up for ithe fireman’s dinner Tites- day evening. There’s nuthmg funny about that, but there is in the fact that he did not' feel well the n-.\\t day. —Too M.uch for }iim—-— *“No“Chance"Now It is rumored. .that.one of the scribes who entered an essay in contest being conducted by the Civic and. Commerce association,” i noy r.onsude ng a.$10.000 d against that oxg tending the time I felt that he did have a chance to wm when there were only a few essays entered. —But “There’s Nothmg to It— "Andther Cdrious 'One Dear “Twentieth Century: I have been ‘watching. The Ploneet office quite closely of late and I notice that” the sereén door at the front entrance is still there, although cold weather has heen her; for seyeral weeks. 'What ‘havé you got to say?— 1. M. Lisnin, Well, we asked the bogs about it and he says that the screen door is there to keep the flscs out, He proba- bly heard' someébody ‘talking about snow flies. —You Krow! Snow Flies!— Not Impossible We ‘heard a*fellow talking to a friend.on the gtrdbt corner the other day and He was braggmg about hav- ing worn his B. V. D.’s since early last spring, and statedithat he stiil had them on. > —The Dirty Cuss— All in Favor.Say “Aye” Now_that the conference on the lnmtatmn of armaments is progress- ing fairly well,’ why dogsn’t some- body , proposc” a, conferen; sider the Timitatibn of wmfi( Cr's, It -is -rumored that ~one faction which is objecting to - disarmament is the gold braid manufacturers. —IHow About the Spurs?— In ‘Days of 'Old A man is sure growing old when“he thinks of'the" days.when he rode in a sleigh behind a lively horse and got a thrill out of Ietting. the horse throw balls ‘of snow and ice into” his face. —Days of Real Sports— It Was a Tie Onlogkers saw an autg driver speed up his “car to see "whether or not he could beat the ‘train to the crossing. That wasn’t;all they saw. —But That’s All He Saw— They Always”Pay Boston Transeript: Whetner Ul‘{l ‘ot the cxtymnnwer plan is a success;" fact remains that ‘the taxpayers set- tle the bills just the same for a man- ager’s blunders as‘they do for the blunders of a city qouncil. ~Aint It &Fact?— ALL ‘EMBRACED “BY "DEATH Ancient Dance, Megdleval Custom, About as Weird Performance as Could -Be Imagined, ' ' | L The' anclent "“dpath ‘dance” iwds re’| vived when a performs of the'long: {forgotten cuiitom * Way glven, in’ th Church-of St.Egiding;at' Labeck, Ger-' 'fl imany. A visitor describing his experl: ence of 1t §ay§: On entéring thie churcl in‘the«dim-twilight he nmd—mysterl- ous Hghts" ilgqmpz £ the’ gallery while sott wisic’ whs'“pliyed. <The' curtains’ whith had‘hidden the gallery were_ then \drivi castite” and the old’ building, rich in ¢ mngs dating !rum" the “Rénafssdnce,Wils" 1it ~up ' by, a cold biue Hght! * The muslc ceased | and ‘then-a tall,~undefined-ghostly fig- iure playlpg a flute w; darkened -nave i ns| the' atistoctat; the doc; vy he umzr. ‘the niun;’ thepeashit and the motlier Iwith Her chiid. - The procession mntmt- £d:to.the gallery,and-then:disappeared of (h taeon 2%%” S of potltlanss Den therm, the’danters of relle & shrift'a afcompnnlment of a violn DM the Sllencs. Kinally Death convulsiva® 1y gripped the child, the music becnnfi into a crash of chords, the players dis- appeared and the church was once wmore fluoded with light: & FOR RENT—Nice, large, furnished modern front. room, downstairs, close in, Phone 983V, 2t12-2 . |Sherldan, 1. more weird, till at last the orgar broke® _"POTATO MARKET Chicago. Dec.. 1—Potato mazket steady. ‘Receipts, 53 ¢cars. Total U, §. ¢ | shipments 475, cars. ‘Wisconsin round ulks, $1.60 to $1.75; saci‘ed 3 Minnesota roundw tes, 0 51\60 ‘Red River *Ohios, sacked ‘and bulk {n 25 to $1.50; Michigan round ‘whites, bulk, $1 0'to $1.75; Q0.0 $2; oflum‘: R A, WiLL' Wmfl throng! qns campaign in dm]y ‘andsweekly pnpo;s and_nation girculated magazineés, The local "doctors, Dannenberg®& Two, zre conriected-up with'thi tensive promotion plan ar‘:‘g’:h tracted to use space in 5 of the daily and weekly the purpose of prescntmg in an e&hyc- al manner the merits of this science of ;health: to-the pe; le of.this com- munity., & The “Hdvertisements’ are all copys righted and have been prepared by, Dr.- Franee: Sauchelli of New York, who is"¢onsidered a leader.and authonly sinc this” comparatively ngw (Gl ac dpvclopcd during. th'e last twenty-five years from noth- ing.to over ten thousand. pr*ctmon_gm i taotal clientele .of aomcthmg like: six- million .peaple annually, ac- cording: to - reports sued by, .the Phyaical Cplture magazine, *1.is" baséd upon the thcary that by dy proj csscs _are controll hh 0 Ve, 13 J‘..s energy. .is. dm vih interruption through the nmnal col- umn ahd nerve system the.body ma- chine will function properly. Tt will be ‘interedting:no- doubt to study the fundamentals which' this advertising campaign intends to pre-|® sent and Pioneer readers will be giv- en an opportunity to do so from week toiweek. RIFLES FOR Ls’elqu' POSTS Arms and' Ammunition“for Use at Fu- nerals Will Be Supplied by “the "Governmént. Amerlcnn Leglon "posts wishing' to Atock up on obsolete rifles pnd blank afimummnn for -use in funeral tere- mmfl’ps inay obtali “tliem fl'nm corps Giunance officers, United, Sta a_lrnm under the provisions of'an:act’of con- ‘No :more: than. ten rifles and their equl]hfi't will “be: supplied ‘to one 'post. Legion sme commanders munr ap- 2 hzulng the endursement of the stat connnlnder. the ‘corps ardnance officer.h Iy a bond villtie ‘'of the property. This bond, proved by the" state coinminder and returned to - the ordnance = officer. Tnhsfibrm‘llvn must ‘e “paid by the post.”’ Fort" H6Vrnrd Md. | MePYighon, Ga, nevenrh are, Fort ‘Grook,” Neéb.; eighth area, 'Port' Sam Houston, Téx.; nbith" area ‘gomsautu Fe building, :San Franclscd, . C I flle_‘?\;ell ! And“Whei ‘th rabbity gmnbol nierrily atong th sl& wy and \m‘n‘&'n britia f pn(h hta. ,Then bui - gels S edts we ‘a&’fl vering the penal’ i "when, x\toyerly executed, thlst be ap- | ("]fi'bu ‘ordiance ‘bificers’ are:'located | tealing theg MRS TR I Vi bl Rt 7“"&7»*0)"» .5 ™E 'nmmn DALY '15!"‘9)!!(’.,. n.bride @ AN e Wool g, “The bv/ssea wi through one of the mpat thoroughfares in the world arg.manned | largely by ex-seryice .. Xhis fact was'; discovered - recently ‘when ' em- ployees of -the 'Pifth -Avenue Coach ny, operators:of the busses, ap- Tor- a’ charter “for & rican | found the’ ex-soldler ai ex bnflor to ‘be éxtellent’ bus ‘men,” sald John A. Ritchie, president of thé coach eempany, in a-recent'inteftiew. “The ex-secvice man-may-have-been a - little restless when he came’ out.'of service, er “the war?! ttliig’ on fiéw empln( - preference’ to ' ex- servlée the purpose d which was to bring @bout &' mo foyees af the bus. caipidgn resulted , In/ yvirtua a fnlnn'nn complnlnts of nassmt did; ‘acCording to Mr. Ritchle, prove that “there are two" sides to nearly every cnmplnlnt," wu “3‘ lonsfilp ~beftyreen i,?fi something. about a girl"who slept con. wo- months. I \vandex mats to our \'bg‘lon of space are enera ly of brief ‘dura- tion. A'wo' yehln is the longest time a; comet has been ontinuously vistbiel a,nd let s get 1t" A frozen 'Battery generally ‘means. a Bl new one. Our charg- 7 es are so ’low yo cannot afi‘ord to take cafe of at once. W et RO Wet:Storage J-entitled to only two-year ter: but wasn't everybody a llttla | BEFORE SUPREME COURT By Uhlted Press) «'Moorhead, Dec. 1—Clay courity is ;vatchmg wlth interest the case be- or four-year terms.- The term of the probate . judges was increased from two to four years by a constitutiotial amendment adopted at-the 1920 elec- tion and the ecase ‘today-is itosascer- ES tai applies.to the :udges»chosen i f the same election. - It is a friendly case in-which Pro- bate J i . it of mandamus to c gf it $101: dxtgrmflm}xldersg;ldt ce) ee An e the judge’s “on: the 1922 balldt,” AtuzrnewGenera ilton: will "m]d that probate judges now .serving are But- ler, Mitchell and Daugherty, St. Paul lawyers; will uphold that present pro- bate judges are entitled to fqur- -year tcrms i e R e tm e R D T R Thor SR (By United Press) lehston, N. D, Dec. 1.—W.-H. ogers, farmer near here, ate stra berry short cake on November 8 apd 9, the betries “having been picked frum the patch onhis farm. Investiga- tion proved that they were not hot- house plants.but growing in the open. by Sumuel de Cham ain when he saw from the ‘lake, later called after him, * To'"guard- agxif t ranéallng a story ). on isa point worth nbflug The' inclination” to interrupt + or ‘cortect. others for fnaccuracies must 0 ot only must we try to say the Tight thing ‘In the right place, 112 THIRD STREET e Favé boughj; ‘the interests of - The ENTERPRISE .CAFE and will conduet the - business from now on in firi’lc-class style— catering to custo appreciate first-class- meals at moderate prices. ., Try UsOnce; YOu’ll .Come»Again Paul O Swedmark ers who will WVt Fie Rt e ‘OUR RAPIATOR ‘Department “is’ al- ways.working. If your Radiator is - Jeaking you “cannot use a-non-freeze so- lutlon iin. it, ‘and if ~,ax;e using;water, | ‘Teaky Rfadlatmi) lsl; a e;of troub.le 2 afi annoyance — tter have 1t repair- —_dat onee. : 3Ré.§ii92£‘o'r Shutters, | Hoed“and Radiator Covers. t Have you’ let “your had ‘to “erank “your -head off to .get it "CAR ‘STORAGE car freeze up, and Wouldn’t it be bet- wifii us in fa dry, warm’ ‘garage” where it NI 8t, Paul Newspaper Editor Lauds the ‘Firgt Task of ‘the Amerl- "gan’ Legi battlefields. “Aterlcanism,” contlnueés Fuller, “as concelved by .the, Amerfcan Legion, has 1t leave unsaid the wrong thing at!for its first task' the education of all ] elements vt our” pnxmln.t n in [T ‘film‘lilmfifllil g Sort-out your CASH RECE!PTS—brmg ‘the Lucky SO TR MOES rican ‘¢itizenship means t of ourselves: and our opportunities Americans, lielping our neigh- ;--bors to. do like- wise” Harrison the. first. depart- ' _ment eommander of ‘the American Leglpn in Minne- §ota, who was_ se- lected by - Legion- naires of state’ to represent them on the.re- ge” to France and the SURE \ DO} | MMEN GO and: I our fand.” nesota, as |, Crick and «declares Fuller, that " with, that. hero _struggles: | per.year. _the Qnes in and get your CASH. Cash' valie fexpires Saturday,” Décemher 10th. 'B'ELUGKY' BUY" GIVEN HARDWARE DURING DECEMBER! /'Save iyolir ¢ash receipts. “the 3ame rules—which are: First—Buy your Hardware ftom GIVEN and pay cash. Insistion: getting a recmpt, Thlrd-—lf it'had the LUCKY DAY date pre- ¢ gent’ it"at 'GIVEN. HARDWARE before Japyary JOth—as the cash value will then expire. Oric Day’s CASH SALES Ouit of 26 Wlll-Be Refunded “THE. LUCKY DAY STORE” fiv {lie oppertupities (ies offel svstem to. the; fmmblest .resident of| To. Clean Cutlery. Use a cork when applying cleasing powder to cutlery. It is far better than a cloth and it you happen to have no cleaning agent’ at hand cut a raw ,potato-in half and rub steel knives < Life-as { See It. T admirg these stories in which the ong, nobly on $4,000 Statistics show that 90 per cent of s, ney r earn that much.— : DECEM?ER ‘Obiserve That Eat Clothing. To exterminate crickets that eaf ,clothing scatter snuff about -thelr haunts, pour. boilling water inta cracks and crevices from which they. emern, and put ginger cordial into open, saucers where they can partake of it, rml Fuller'ds, city; editor of the St. Paul Dispatch and Pioneer Press. * this” term as state commander, he or- ganized 472 posts of the Legion In Min. During | { g IIIIIIIIIIIII"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllmlllllIlmllll"mlm“"lllIllllllll||Illl|ll||l|lllllllllll' A i IR o -y Do el In Our Nfifi g# Watchfor out'big opening: s;"o'ri_)n‘a—' to-properly célebrate and*havea house-warmmg in our new home. ——f-Phone 35— L e LT T TG R ey I3 SO DT R I T R I T