Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 30, 1921, Page 8

- — A ‘ \ L T‘**‘M'“W}MW""’"~"~‘""M'I""'."'vm""fi'.v'm.‘fwml"fim‘vwcduwf‘wrwbywUW"QQ".qu‘.-vqa-‘.o~'.'-vvuq.w—v»vwwu-w.v»v e s AL A 1 e R - el -2 ¢ * AL AR 3. X i ¥ g @ e 3 THE BEM#@M DAILY PIONEER (WEDNESDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 30, 1921 Tu}onllcfb Century 4 a Laugh With Us— | ‘ u..., Not A? Us— Education Pays A Chicago girl recently advertised the fact that she would accept a husband who - could furnish? her $3,000 worth of education. What she wanted was a college education, A certain man made a promise and now the girl has left him, charging that she got an cducation but not the| sort she wanted. The chances are that the man got an education, too. —Education Begins at Home— KET Tricke Which ‘Caused Dllcomfort to “How Do They Get That Way?” ‘MARK] S Victim Are'Not.by Any Méans’ That is the question the Walker| [ yypapsnentansssssusssassiasanstan, - a Novelty, o IO Pilot asks a Bemidji paper which AT I recently printed a feature story en- POTATO MARKET . Disgruntled modems who comment’ Chicago, No. 30.—Potato market, | titled, “Indians on menth And Ceynically “on the, peopié . who flatten steady; receipts, 38 cars; total U. IDEA OF “HUMOR" UNCHAMGED l WORTHY BF HIGHEST HONORS “Made All Amarwans His Debto‘ i . Declares./New. York Newspaper, in"Eulogy of Jay Cooke. e o ! exhausted. Such is the qnantlty of Badium . Versus -Knjfe; FRE?{%};&S#YBELSEC%%%S KHAKI | cloth in stock, however, that it is es- Use of' “hloodless surgery” on the | * papis, 'Nov. 30.—Khaki is to' be the | timated' that’ the change will not take i fice was described in-papers read re- icolor of the uniform o0i the French | place for several years. cently before the convention of the | “poilu” of the future. The. horizon | A _good deal of sentiment. attaches ‘American Academy of Ophthalmology |blue is’doomed. The decision was ar- itself to the blue uniform for it per- . | and Otolarnygology. - Radium -needles | rived at by military experts and fa- nifies the hero of, the great wlox'ld 1t Is altogether fitting that Duluth, ' gye among the instruments*used in this | vorably passed upon at a meeting of | war, whose picture tfhl;‘s attired lives Minn,, should be the site of a statue, \ork, as explained by Dr.-F. B. Heck the cabinet. The new regulation is to |on in the memorhy oth "g‘;ce‘ fiqf!{x‘; thén The Pilot goes on an on, and ] thelr noses against. the windgw: such as has just been unveiled within - and Dr. William B. Clark of Pitisburg, | come into effect when the surplus | bol %f t}(;e day ‘: cé‘etezd wer hands' out “the nicest litile bawling Shipments, 402 cars, Northern wh,m { trick and’ novelty shops, compluining ' its boundaries; in honor of'Jay Cooke. - \yith them, according to the doctors, cloth mannf;ctured for ‘the army is ' manhood rose to 0 3 e i abn out you ever read. Walker may be the bulk, $1.50 to $1.75% Reg River. Ohios, [ that these ‘represent the ~intelléctual ' Mr. Cooke Is known as the “Father of - birth marks,! tumors:and other malig- IIIlIlIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII||IIIIIIIIIIIlIlllII|IIIIIII||II|I||||IIIII|II|I||IIIIIII‘“- Yome of & number of Indidns, but. it| $1 55 o $1.50; Tdaho russels, $2.20 | nttalnments g /ther Amerfean - multl- ;Duluth” the city Proctor Knott de- nant growths may be made to® disap- appatently refuses to be the origin- o $2.30. tude, 'y their views by . scribed as “the zenith city of the un- pear, It was sald the advantages of al home of “Johnny Walker. a n-lp 0 t { ltnn Museum of ~salted seas” ' The Northwest “owes "this method over knife-surgery: were —Hooray for Walker!— Art: mich.to Mi, €ooke.. But.a, memorial that;the -growths seldom. reappeared. Every Little Bit Helps Pemups the most \\'ldely known of ' to Jay Cooke would.be appropriate in —Philadelphia” Dispatch in’ the New “A]w'\ya put something away for | “the novelty shop commodities is the any Ameriean scttiement. - His. s.finan- York Triburie. a ramy day,” reads a savings bank gmss with a':small ;hole in' its side cial genius was freely put at'the serv- ¢ HIIIIIlI'IIIIII“IHIIIIIIIHHIlilIIfl“flll||ifl|fl|mHN|MHI|ilIHIH|mIHHIflfllill_l“ !ml'nm_liummm | | adsertisement. We suppose if it's m ht‘ through ‘which the wuter trickles on ice of the government duri aml af- " . "Rotation of Numbers._ ¢ oniy a pint it will help some. Pro- Masomc da%cmg,lpnr;ytf"rllfly ’(';‘5 Q| its “unsuspecting user. ter the. Cjvil -War, HIs’, ¥as | Numbers tun as follows: - Units, i vided, of course, there are enough sonic Temple, 9. i Such a trick as'this, say ‘the high ' spent in raising money to Supp tens, hundreds, ‘thovsands, miilions, days that aren’t rainy. | music, ‘All' Magons weleome. 8¢12-2 |\ oo " 1o son Americans, the highest | armies and the navy. - He.was: biliions, trillions, quadyillions, quint®- | —Moisten Thy Lips With Me— Y ADON—LEE Known form of . Lumor. Perhaps | genions and as persistent in h lons, sextillions, septillions, octlllions,l Not George | John H. Yadon of Bemidji and| they're. rightyb w. this ingen- | of filling the treasury as was the‘ nonillions, “d 7 Washington reports that there is‘Mmmc Lee of Solway were united | tigh js:by X > most modern Liberty bord salesman. | R R going to be no sales tax. That’s sure |in marriage this afternoon "at 1| At the tung in ngland -when Addi- | He was ‘al tower of strength in the Can' Do N5 Better: Service. nice. Only the pufrchaser will be|o’clock at the Methodist,. Episcopal | son,: Steele, swflt\gpefoe days after’ the war when the .edifice There. is no more fruitful service | taxed now. | parsonage, ‘G. "H: Zentz per-| more or less.well knoy: uner‘ry lights | of public ‘credit was’ undergoing '¥e- | than that to,which the man is called = | forming the ceremnnv They were pair. - He made all Ainericans his | who practices religion o the midst ~—Now and Ever— y attended by S. E. Timmons, fo - debtors.. ‘Such’men as Jay Cooke sel- | of the temptations of trade —\Wash- | 5. % . ,I!‘"“I: U:“(': l?ury i T EYES flcntlon of .the. v 9 dom receive during their lives the rec<| fngton Gladden. | Palnt’ varnmh and Alabastme i ear Twentieth Century: My hus-\ EFFECT OF LIGHT ON English ake) Wero turning out . ognition that Is due:to.them. Time - o 1"9‘“‘1 is angry ";"th me b“?“‘“" I e SRR | wineglasses, . with the same little.per- | /puts them:in, their proper relation to i e | will make FOuL house Ska and span for Christ-, told h)’mI he %uh:i t have any h*"“? Simple. Reason Why Luminous Watch | foration In the side. { ‘events In_ public unglerstanding—New You. Never Can Tell, Sir. i mas entertaining. Dress up the inside of‘your sense really didn't mean what “Histo ot record whether. the | York Herald.. /. \Vestern Raper—-"Miss -Alice' Somer- home. Cold weather does not interfere with in- said and I have since tried to square Dial Is Not Visible in Dark by and William. B.-Wave, both of this - termr pamtmg myself with him, and he won't listen | Tunnel, by .Day. g % % to me. Did I commit such a terrible — bt it's Verbal: Curiosities. ° u;vtvn, “eelr‘x:m ‘Z’.Zi't’e\‘\'.fe“‘ii’:imm;?s"‘f crime as all that?—I. Likim. Why should a watch dial be lumin- they. did. A Kansas man Has collected a-lot % . ;0};‘0“ Transer] K . 5 of ‘words and -expressions peculiar to f pt. anesota F lat lnterxéi’]’amt Certainly it’s an insult to tell your| ous at night.and’ not Juminous in.a husband he hasn’t any ‘horse sense.” | dark tunnel hy dny" The. trouble Is And it you have any fecling at all| not with the dial but:with your eyes. _you will'not insult a horse; i I8’ of our con- i compuislon). . “It was a case of com- —-Don’t ‘Tell Him*We Said ‘So— ¢ phirt ot theibright- - i i pushanéy. o Lwent. .0 osl Try It Yourself * | pess; n. darkpess they expand and -tenter of one of w ) the BET-Y - Digugling—“He - went . diangling jet in 4l the 1ght they can; But our ; forationy 4 e | aCross the street.” puplls. do,net contract. or expand in- fln the Fleas ln one’s nose—Chimerical mo- 4 lhut state. ., Among ‘them are: ~Opiipuldbey. (meatiing necessity” ‘0 s the ideal finish for ifisidé tse on p]aster, wood or metal.’ It'may be washed. Price, per gallon S ; .$3.25 3 . Dideyou ever try writing for Twen-| theth. 4ientury?. We know ‘you would Minnesota Gloss Interior, Pamt like it. It's sure funny .to us. If.ma; stantly; they take fifteen minutes or | T tlons, be ftinny to you, X WAV hore even To go from thelr siallest to’ '~ Pattern "’"k‘" “'r" ued 'the man-who oglh\te—»'ro cleulate, 'suppose OF | a durable hlgh vloss fimsh for inside use on tholt‘Turgest sizé. At 'night oSt of | WIS In o the joke whetg B Hilzht . reokon: s us are in urtificial light, which is sel- | S9fely puf. hisdips.- 3 Juberous—Dhbfous, doubtful. - et the Drop on Him . dom so strong as daylight, and conse- dld (to get good results)—I W?‘(fluvglust learn to be duick, be- | qgently oiir puplls expand a good deal, iiked bréad ‘foday and. got a g00d is replete with* those . ce when an acquaintance reminds| When we put out the light our pupils . feald on. it.” \gfil:f“\‘;h:l‘t a good friend hfL s of do not have to expand far to enable | o I;‘“‘: t:,:’:;é:mfl;“‘g:“r !I‘ew{(‘::;t:a‘;::; i Deml in the shell—"If I have to Eo elem(:{: it t:‘{astts:t;g,mne‘ V! s Wy a question of which us to see well in the dark. X Qlstingulshed man who: says. et” °ll.be just dead in the gtow an | "ZZFunny-The Pioneer Uses It—- woodwork, wall board, metal and plaster. Prlne, per gallon RS TR .. $3.25 IIIIIIIIIIIIflllllIIIIllIlIIIIIIIIII||IIIllllIlllllllilllllIIII|I|IIIIII]IIIIIIIIIIiHIlIIIIlIIIIIlllIIIlIIIIIIHIlIIIIIlllllll Minnesota Inside Floor Paint i i ona of you'ean’ ask for'the loan first. s i % . “—Be Quick on the Draw— lmt‘::;::”u:'d” t'l‘::‘l:‘]“’l:':u:;;'ymthif:m:‘e‘s *ate."—Loulsville Courfer-Joutiial. m““ ot. 1 Ready for use. IMade to walk upon. Dries hard P ;. Tda Table Talks with luminous paint, which is made by = over night, For ingide use only on floors or wood- To know, what you are talking| WiXing radlum “wlith zine ‘sulphide “in | x p work. about is knowledge. To talk of ‘what the ratio of one to a million. - The | % | s i 3 you suspect is gossip. Now can you amount of radium on any one" dial PI‘ICQ, per g "'3.11011 ........ soariity $3.25 that you never “gossip? cannot be measured except by the in- —-Sure, You Can Say Anything—| credibly refined methods of a modern | R gcience. A year or two ago a well- Alabastme Most Satlsfactory ‘Alabastme is - a most s’ttls’t’actory finish for walls in homes, churches, schools and public buildings. It comes in 18 beautiful shades and white. Easily applied to plaster,.wall board, wood, brick or can- _.vas, 5-1b packages, each ............ DEsERTED 'WIRES FOR ALTAR | known member of congress asked the | ¢hief of the bureau, of standards in Washington whether he thought he | could take the “little end of nothing whittled down to a:fine point and use it to poke the pith out of a mouse's whisker.” : “On,” replied the scientist, with a ! smile, “lhut would be cot Vi d.” 3 Japanese. Feminine Telephone. Opera- t= . tors, Superstitiotsly Thclined, In. B terfered With Business. The extent to which tradition and superstition often interfere with Jup- anese business is indicated. by the sudden increasé “in marriages among telephone operators this year. Omne S 7 of the oldest customs in Japan.is to assign the name of a bird or an animal to ench year. The year 1920 was “monkey year,” which in Japan- ese is pronounced “saru.” . Now, .as this also menns “to go away,” the ap- prehension has arisen that girls mar- ried in that year -are very apt to be deserted by their hushands, The fol- A lowing . yeur, however, is that of the birds, for: which the Japanese word “tarl”? megng “to take”” <Hence . a marked” ingrease has béen noted In the, number -of girls who have talen - 911 (<] lllIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIHIlIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIIIIII]IIIIIIIllIIII|||III|IlIIlIIIIIIIIIIilIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII||IIIIIIIIIIIIII"IIIIIIlllllllllllllllIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Indlspensable o Service e A KYANIZE YOUR HOME! - Kyanize Floor Varnish ~makes old woodwork look like new. It is made to stand the scuff and tread of heavy shoes. It is ' made to wear and does what it’s made for. Comes in natural and eight colors. Price,perquart . ....... Seatall .$1.45 lm‘t'iimmlm|nmitin‘mmmmummmlm|nlmhmnummmmunminmmmimii ERTAII\ILY you are interested in the“things de- sxgned and 'made to give you greater cquort ving, more real enJoyment out of hfe‘ il It is nght along these important lines that the ad- Kyflnlze White Enamel the matriraonial plunge. As might e expected, the result has wertlsmg ‘columns of this'newspaper furnish you with ~ The hard, porcelain.surface of Kyanize Enamel is ' not tended - to (fmprove the Japanese easily cleaned with'a damp cloth. It will not crack ~a service of mestlmuble value. ‘There is hardly a thing they do not suggest to make the course of living easier, more ¢omfortable and more pleasant. They show you where to get your money s greatest worth. They keep you informed as to styles ~values and qualities. They point ‘out where and’ when to: find the very thi ‘g’s for whifeh yofi Have been searchmg & = .And in reading th.e advertlsmg, remember this: the TN’y ho spénds his money; to invite your consideration ~of hIs wares, backsup his behef in‘his'goods and leaves the flnal decision to you. Do not overlook: this mlghty and 1ndlspensable serv- ice which this paper offers with the rest of the day’s news "IIIiIIIIIIIIIIl Ill telephone “service; wwhich is operated exclusively by the government. There are about 200,000 applications for serv- fee now, wnmng {0 bey flled, and there 1s’ about -anehalf a telephone for each 100 lnhnhmm(s, s against 13 telephoties: for ‘énchi. 100 inhabliants: In- the United..Stat or'chack. Dust does not stick to it,-and it retains its original beautifyl white polished surface for years. It can be used on wood, metal or plaster, new ‘work or over old painted surfaces anywhere about the house, inside or out, furniture as well. FOR CHILDREN VIOLINS . FOR LADIES’ USE VIOLINS in all grades, models nnd col- ors, for amateur and profes~ sional players. g llllmmuumumnmuuulmuummmmumumnmnmm I3 Denatur;:d ‘Alechol for Auto Radiators Price, per'gallon. .. ... .. 70¢ AR ments . with-.the . object ‘ ing the feasibility; of. reception.. of radio signals by the sense of. taste. Electrodes wera made which conld placed under the ‘fongu stch a Wi as to cause a tuste sens tion wheéh source of ‘potential was- connected. to them Tests were made, using low.po- tential direct current, to ascertain the amount of energy and potential power necessary for. taste reception. The reception of actual signals from an antenna was iried. It was found im- . possible by usinz four os of am- plitfeation to ‘obtatn taste sensutlons | from Il the signals the audibilty of § greatér than 500 in the . .detector ‘¢ircuit. - The results obtained ' thus’ ;n(fimxe that while from.an elee- rfi mnlpolnt it is’ possible ‘to re- f signnil by the sense of WATCH FOR LUCKY DAY! A Large Variety From : Which to Chosse.' + Bowsland other items, to sat- = ;xsfy all comers, at very low prices. A Violin or Bow should :be fitted specially to your re- quirements, and .we stand .‘teady to lend such aid-as we can in helping you to a choice. Always Glad to Show Goads. GeoT, Biker&m The: HALLMARK Store IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIImllflllIIIIINIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIII We give back in cash one day’s cash sales each month. Lucky Day for November will be announced’December “.1st. If you hold a cash receipt for goods bought here on “Lucky Day,” come in and get your money back. There were 24 shopping days in November— So it’s 1 to 24 that you’ll get your money back! GIVEN HARDWARE “~PHONE 16— Phone 57 -i- -:- Bemrdji Bemidji, Minn. ; ; . g : ' G B : , mu|ulmnmmlmmunmmmmmmuumummmummmmul|||||||mmmm.. : 'II!II“!IIll!lll!lll{lllll LT L Read |the Advertisements! ST