Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 29, 1921, Page 8

"It is reported herp that a group of THE' BEMIDJT DAILY PIONEER " " Laugh With Us— Not At Us— H The Country Gentleman He ‘stopped, coming out of the Elks club, and paused to flick a bit of dust’'from his coat lapel with a languid fin; er. i With g gfilf-hid smile he watched | a local millionajre’s son pass through the portals of the club. It amused him to witness the uncertainty with which this new member of the club looked about him. His father, for;| more years than he could remember, had frequented the club, and he bade fair to follow in his father’s foot- steps! He stood hesitating; should he go to the Coffee Shop or to the Mark- ham first? Suddenly he remembered. He had to go to the Coffee Shop; he didn’t have enough milk in his wagon for the Markham. —Can You Beat It?7— Too Loud “Oh, my,” said the flapper at the soda fountain as the straw in her 'soda pecame bent, “my sucker’s broke.” “Hush!” whispered her escort. “You needn’t tell everybody about it. even if I am.”” —Can You Beat It?— Pays to Advertise, A wiseacre tells us that the wicked part of the movies, depleted by the; censor, comes in handy, to make up the poster illustrations for the ad- vertising on the billboards. —Now You Know— Beauty Not Skin Deep + When you see the pictures of some of those “big city’" beauties in the Sunday feature scctions, aren’t you glad they publish the pictures of the beauties. only? The old saying that beauty is only skin deep should be revised at once. A lot of it is on the surface only. —But Not-on the Level— Can Carry It With You . A new clothes washing machine Jjust invented weighs only six pounds. The advantage in this, of course, is that you can carry it around the house to wherever the dirty clothes happen to be. And then it ought to come in handy for the fellow who has only one shirt. —If,He Can Find It— Save the Coupons . The Pionéer is offering a swell dic, tionary to its readers at the cost o handling and three coupons clipped from the paper. Here's a chance for a certain local girl to get a dictionary at a small cost. This girl recently asked us the meaning-of “legacy.” We find that “legacy” is that which you inherit, and has nothing to do with short skirts. How could you in- herit short skirts? —Yes, How Could You?— i Plain Enough | i Dear Twentieth Century—During the past summer and fall I noticed a ! large number of scarecrows in far- | mer’s fields in this community, but I never saw any dressed in women’s clothes. What is the reason for this? —U. Nome. " 1 Well, it develops that the farmer dogfln't make scarecrows out of wom- en’s clothes for the simple reason that he wants the crows to see them. —You Have No Chance— } They Won't Let Him “A good merchant always stands back of every article he sells,” a lo- cal buying crank informs us. That | makes us wonder if bath tub dealers are included. —No Harm in Wnodering— Old for His Age Dear Twentieth Century: Aeccord- || ing to the standards of weight I have read on various public seales, I am || too short for my height. What should | I do?—Heavyweight. o _ The cowrse of remedy is something. like this: The fellow who. is too short for his weight, must wait until he's tall for his age. After which he can reduce to his height. : —That’s Simple Enough— NEW YORKERS MAY FLY | TO MOUNTAINS NEXT YEAR| Saranae Lake, N. Y., Nov.,za— iwealthy New. York men. who owi camps.in this section of the Adiron- dacks arc.planning an aerial passe ger service between the metropol and the morthern 'Adirondacks, to be put in operation next summe! Plans call for the constru: ‘each 3 kfited ost of the planes is $8,500 each..One way fare ‘will, be $40 jand landings will be made at Saranac Lake, Paul Smith’s Saranac Inn and Lake Plac Time between New York and the re-| sorts will be four hours, against twelve by railroad or motor. The ser- ]\fice will be opeén to the general pub- 1C. % 0. It is said that organization has been completed and that the contract for the hydro-aeroplancs suo}l_hp EE WANTEfi—Mfiun furnished room. Address R. J,, care Pinnm\r.1 g 1t11-29 $1.50. the reb the dri on the will be devotei CIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL POTATO MARKET HARDING TO GIVE CONGRESS BUSINESS TALK NEXT WEEK (By United Preas) Washington, Noc.. 29, (By Ray- mond Cfizper).—-f’resident Harding will _deliver a business wessage. to congress when: it: meets for its regu- lar session next week. Fhe message mostly. to outlining cash. 7 the administration’s efforts, and to the legislation designed to speed up urn to normaley. ATTEMPT TO HOLD UP. MAIL TRUCK IN ST. PAUL FAILS | ypyontion to illiteracy disclosed b; 2 ‘ y By H t The Call aind the fact that five million | Mrs: Riges. And an, educational talic explaining: “The Federal and State Laws Concerning' Women and :Chil-|, | dren” was given by Mrs. F. 8. Ar- inold, after which coffee and cake were served by Mrs. E. H. Denu. Mrs. Jessie Phillips. The coffee for the lunch was d through the courtesy of|comu (By Unilted Press) St. Paul, Noy, ;29+—Three men in a Ford truck were thwarted in an) attempt to hold up the government mail truck herg today. They ordered A. Brummer, to halt. Instead of hadting, Brummer stepped ver, E. Al gas and sped away. RVIRMBOONS GOY tr BuY POOR. MIL MICKIE! '\ FEEL LIKE A POOR. Recanon' ZEET \OUNG AN, CAN 0L CHANGE A $20 Bw? 4 MANITOBA, JUDGES WOULD PROTECT YOUNG GIRLS an e (By :United . Press) Winnipeg, Manitoba, Nov. 29.— itoba. courts have _intention ~to adopt a course of severity toward men con-| .o tain Wednesday afternoon vigted of moral offences. toward. girls Chicago, Nov. 29.—Potato market orcwomen of previously chaste ciiar- the basement of the church. Every stgady; receipts, 57 cars; total U. S.}acter, When Justice Prendergast sen- shipments ( 823 cars; northern whites, | tericed Stanley McFadden, convicted sacked, $1.50 to $1.66; bulk, $1.55 |on a statutory offense charge to 15 to $1.70; Idaho russets, sacked, $2.20;{ months. with hard labor, he said:-“It S Idaho rurals, $1.90 to $2.05; Red Riv-|is the duty of this: court to-protect |stated in Saturday’s Pioneer that Mrs er Ohios, sacked and bulk, $1.30 to|young girls: If this is not a warning® Quincy Brooks assisted Misses Sarah.}' ~D 75 5 . Arnold and Esther Young in enter- taining at tea and bridge that after- noon. It should have read Miss Mabel one is invited:to attend. <., SETTING IT RIGHT to other young men in the commun- ity, sentences -will be imposed that will "be” g i 3 s * | Brooks. ORDER OF EASTERN STAR THREE BANDITS HOLD UP LOAN OFFICE AT OMAHA —— (By United Press) Neb., Now. Omaha; ern Loan office and escaped with $7,000 in diamonds, jewelry and|imvited.: WOMAN'S STUDY CLUB —— HARDING CALLS ATENTION TO ILLITERACY IN U. S. (VL3 (By United Press) boys: .and girls in - Ameriea:are not: attending school:was urged by Presi- dent Harding in a proclamation today declaring December 4 to 10 American Education: week. . THE PIGNEER WANT ADS L BRING : Beatrice ., Voight “and Mrs, rt’s Grocer; CATHOLIC LADIES, BAND NO. 1 TO ENTERTAIN TOMORROW | and Third street, Wednesday after- Catholic. Ladies Band No. 1 will Though a misunderstanding, it was . GIVING DANCE TONIGHT This evening at the Masonie- hall a dance will be given by the local 29.—Three i g ENJOY FINE PROGRAM The Woman’s Study club met Mon- t day afternoon in the basement of{ to attend. the Presbyterian church. Two very X Washi s 120, = pleasing solos were: given , by Miss o entoul Ida Virginia Brown, accompanied by OLIC LADIES OF FIFTH . WARD TO BE ENTERTAINED The: Catholic Ladies of the Fifth ward will be entertained at the home 60f Mrs. Mary Lane, Central avenue enoon. /Mrs. ‘Dan McGaffigan, Miss Rose Olson and Mrs. Lane will’ be hostesses. 'ODD FELLOW ENCAMPMENT MEETS WEDNESDAY NIGHT The Bemidji 1. ‘0. O. F. eneamp- méntowill ‘nieet. Wednesday. evening. at 8-o’clock.at the. Odd Fellows hall. Important business is-to-be taken up and. it is urged that all members be resent. Officers for the ensuing erm will be elected at that time. SWEDISH CHURCH HOLDS CHRISTMAS SALE THURSDAY | ( ‘The: ladies of the Swedish church are making big preparations for their Christmas sale which ig.: to begin Thursday afternoon at 3 o’cloek :at the: church; ‘and the supper which is to be:served from 4:30 o’clock until all are served. The public is invited LOCAL MOOSE LODGE. ~ .- TO INITIATE CANDIDATES Initiation -will be ‘conferred on' a ‘class. &f candiddfes -at the Moosc lodge meeting this evening at 8 o'clock.. A meeting of the éxceutive ittee will be held at 7:30 Members of the executive i RS R A ciistinguished Concert -by-- Ny ! Betsy ¢ ==The Delightful And always the delightful! .One of the best- favored lyric sopranos in American concert work. The eritics have pronounced her’s a most beautifyl natural voice, Hear her! O Tonight al The Methodist Church Some_artists are’ great of Edison. .. Only then will voice. Others are:merely you be able to appreciate great of stage perform- fully its sublime beauty. ance.: ‘0 Yoot Tt is actpally: true - that Fb judge h()"vzv‘wthrxl'y great L -music lovers ‘have heard o j* Shepherd Botay Lane Shepherd, © Gr Sy " RiOREA- TION by the New Edison. ; and could’ distinguish no di@erenqg. fear her outside of her phyfifil_ppesgnce. ,Hear bénvoice as it s literally -« RE-CREATED by the New Come in and let us prove to you in this inter- esting’ 'way the greatness of Betsy Lane Shepherd. «The Phonograph Wilh a Soul” THIRD STREET. Phone 34 for Correct Tiie or to Place an Order Seats on Sale Here OFFICIAL LEAION JmweLEn Lane Shepher compare: ‘her: EARLE A. BARKER - Something to B HILD WELFARE REGIONAL FRIENDS BELIEVE WORLD WAR HERO TOOK HIS OWN LIFE| o (By. United Press) New York, Nov. 29.—*I shall not return.”” These ‘words from a letter written by Charles W. Whittlesey, famous commander of the lost bat- talion, to' Robert F. Little, his law partner; led’ friends' to believe the here committed suicide. i . M was thought his' experiences in the war was recalled when he acted as- pallbearer ‘for the unknown sol- dier -who was ‘buried at Arlington on ‘Armistice day, and that this un- werved him. ~ - L CONFERENCE AT BRAINERD (By United- Press) Bmi{?‘;’ldf’ Mi}x;n.,' : 2 Child Welfare Regional conference, b Sexor otheritche including, Crow Wing, Aitkin and iasth, Fry thie Morrison counties; opened a two-day session here today. The. afternoon . session..was . taken up with a discussion’of various child welfare work' and tonight a mass meeting-will be held, the desire being to. inform the public fully as to the functions and duties of the welfare Nov. 29.—The b)) (Hugr We.get.abaut as' much whalecale - for one pound. of Short Loin- as we do i cuts from the sa demand for the so-called choicer cuts. The others are, of course, just as wholesome. Th it Seel " Bven though cerfai aversgé the r treatment at our ik, help Yr:om their old school. what school to attend, the Juccefgful.”’ Fargo, N D, —and Others A few months ago a newspaper man visited one of the wholesale mar- kets of Swift & Company. He wanted to see a re- tailer buy a short loin of beef and then watch the retailer sell the porter- He thought this would make a good story. The head of the market took the reporter into the “cooler” where he showed him. a high class side of beef, With a wooden skewer he marked off the short loin and said, “That is only 8 per cent of the weight of the whole side and it is selling for four times as much as this piece (and he marked off the “chuck,’ which is about one-fourth of the side of beet).” on'in the wholeaale price of various de of beef is caused largely by ) between consumers for the choice ps prices for those- cuts relatively high; an 4 demand for all pafts of the carcass would beuefit: producer, - packer; retailer and consumer. Okr average wholesale Selling price of all products’ has fallen about 40 per cent since September 1920, : SWift .& Company, U S. A. Bemidji Local Branch W. J. Miller, Manager house and sirloin steaks from it over his counter.’ foney back ‘without' question TG HUNTS QUABANTEED nd Soap), fal in ot ‘of Itoh, Bozeme, «ing skin diseapes. Try Boardman’s Corner Drug Store ' 226 “DAKOTANS” IN BANK OFFICES . Some 600 banks now call on Dakota Business Coiiege, Fargo, N. D., for baokkeepers; stenographers, 226 of these young folks have advanced to cashiers, tellers, even presidents, and employ D. B. C. students themselves. .. Pres., Bischof, Farmers & Merchants Bank of Lehrand Pres. Linderman, Citizens State Bank of Pingree, both D. B. C. graduates, recently got office ‘Take their *‘silent advice’ as to. . Follow Write F. L. Watkins, Pres., 806 Front Ot., s though more people than ever are ' ¢ demanding choicer cuts; and their’demand sets the price If fesv people ask for the forequarter cuts, the price of forequartsrs will automatically drop to a figure low enough to induce peapl: to buy because of cheapnesé. i tuts sell for relatively high ! prices, other cits; due to lack of demand, sell so low that our profitdrom all sources over a period of five years " 1y a feaction of a-cent-a pound. i1F p