Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 23, 1921, Page 8

== ‘-.N,_}‘L«_ & PAGE EIGHT Twentieth Century Laugh With Us— Not At Us— There’s a Reason We quite agree with the small boy. He walked through the cemetery and read all the inscriptions on the torab- stones and then wanted to know where all the wicked ‘peaople were buried. —Not Buried Yet— A Clean Joke May I hold your palm Olive?” he asked earnestly. “Not on your life Buoy.” she re- plied haughtily. o5 —A Little Soft Soap— Get-Rich Quick An amateur inventor wants to know if there is any money in a per- petual motion machine. We referred his yuestion to a_local storekeeper, who declared that he has a machine in his store which would bring him in a million dollars if he'couid keep it in perpetual motion. » —His Cash Register— We Agree With Him Once upon a time there was a man who went to his boss and told him that he was getting too much money for the work he was doing. But then nearly all fairy stories begin that way. —And There’s Another— . ODD FELLOWS LODGE TO INITIATE CLASS FRIDAY At the regular meeting - of the 1. 0. 0. F.,; to be held Friday eve- ning at the 0dd Fellows hall, there will be a class of about thirty can- didates initiated. At 6:30 o’clock sup- ‘. per will be served to the nicmbers'of the order and the candidates, and it is ‘desired that there be a large tendance. ST.PAUL’S LADIES HOLD PRE-CHRISTMAS. SALE The pre-Christmas sale of fancy goods being given by the ladies of St. Paul’s Evangelical church will be held Friday afternoon, November 25, at 2:30 o’clock. AH goods which the ladies intend to bring for the sale should be delivered to. the church hasement not later than Thursday evening, A lunch will be served dur- ing the evening. POSTMASTER ANNOUNCES | “SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW Postmaster A. P. Ritchie announces that the regularr holiday post; office schedule will be observed Thanksgiv- ing day, with oné city delivery in the forenoon. No rural delivery will ba made. The general delivery window will be open from 10 to 11 o’clock CITY CHURCHES WILL OBSERVE THANKSGIVING (Continued From' i’azc 1) o’clock in the evening therce will be a special meeting of the Knights of Columbus, followed by ‘a social eve- ning. * i Christian Science Regular Thanksgiving services will be held in the Battles building, room 24, over the J. C. Penney company store, at 11 o’clock. Rdsby i Rev. William Elliott, rector of St. Bartholomew’s Episcopal church of . this city, will preach a Thanksgiving sermon at the community services to “-be held at the Rosby Community Chapel, Frday evening. The Thanks- . giving service will be held under the auspices of the Rosby Union Sunday school. John M. Bailey of Elroy Wis., will arrive in Bemidji tomorrow mornin POTATO MARKET Chicago, Nov. 23.—Potato market weak. Receipts, 72 cars.” Total U. S. shipments, 379 cars. Minnesota and Michigan whites, -sacked and bulk, $1.25 to $1.50; Idaho russets, $2.40; Minnesota and North Dakota Red Kiver Ohios, $1.25 to $1.40; Wiscon- sin round whites, $1.65 to $1.75. 'No market tomorrow. FIFTEEN ARRESTED IN RAID BY AUTHORITIES (Continued from Page 1) and Emil Laitennen were dismissed .{this afternoon. . ¢ John Bell and Mrs. Rhoda Judkins, against. whom' liquor ' sale charges were preferred, asked through their attorney, P. J. Russell, that they be allowed to appear at~2 o'clock this afternoon, at which time they will either be examined or waive cxam- ination. Those who spent the night at’the county bastile as ‘the guests’of Sher- iff Andrew Johnson were Maude Gil- bert (colored), Corinne Jones (col- ored), Ethel Wilson (colored) and E. L. Gilbert; all hailing from the 0. K. restaurant on Beltrami avenue, near the Union- depot. Ruby Weston “(Mexican), and Frank Sterling; from their abode in the town of Northern, about a mii¢ north of the'city limits, and Rhoda Judkins, who held forth at Irvine avenue and Twenty-sixth street, were escorted to the sheriff’s home by Andrew Johnson and Deputies Shea and Cahill, A Frank North, proprietor of the Enterprise’ Cafe, and his assistant, served an eight months’ sentence and who runs a place on Minnesota ave- nue, and Emil’ Latinnen .and: Faltoi: Bertram conclude the list of those who whiled the hours away at the county jail Tuesday’ nigrt. The charges ' include running a house of ill-fame and being inmates, selling booze and home-brew from the hip and otherwise. SN 4 WILHELM’S CUSTODIAN HEADS DUTCH DELEGATES (Continued I'rom Page 1) to the colonial department at The Hague. Recently he was appointed vice-president of the council of India. Dr. Moresco is a Jew, his family hav- ing immjgrated from Portugal many vears ago on account of the racial in- ptolerance in that country, The third delegate, Dr. F. Beelaeris van Blokland, is an authority on the Far East.’ As minister of the Dutch government/ in Peking, he was able to study at first hand, not only the prople_m of the Pacific, but various problems in which China_ particularly is involved. GRAIN AND HAY SHOW WILL OPEN SATURDAY (Continued: From Page 1) | hibit. Prémiums are offered for single to spend Thanksgiving with his par-land ten-ear samples each of white ippi avenue. ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE-—Wild and tame hay. Cail}, me up or come and see it.. Carl 6t11-29 2 Opsata. Phone 4F2. | FOR RENT_Modern furnished room. Lady { America a Inquire at 112% Third street. and Mrs. Thonias Bailey, and yellow corn; wheat, . oats, barley, rye, soybeans, cowpeas, and field peas, and for sam- {ples“of seed and hay, including red | alsike and sweet. clover, alfalfa and | | timothy. One of the new features of this year is a Junior Corn Contest participated in by ‘several hundred boys. At the catrance of the Grain and Hay Show, a giant ear of corn will d sentinel. It is thirty feet high. bushels of corn were required complete in every detail. The exhibit s (L1253} gguare feot last year, will be even FOR SALE—Having resighed as pas- tor for the Lutheran Free church, / Nymore, I offer my place.in South | 1 Nymore for sale at a sacrifice. It| “nace heat and barn, on Washing- | . ton avenue, and 656 and 60-100 acres of land, over half'of which is opened up. It'is especially suil able for dairy and truck farming. Can “sell the house -and one acre . or more, if wanted. Part cashi + Balance casy terms. 0. P. Grambo, \ 5t11-29 Phone 42F30. 'OR SALE--I e a ¢ Dray Line, FOR SALE-Mixad jackpine and pop- cords. Troppman’s. Phone 163. took the Indians Canada’s entry | larger thml last { BETTER FARMING CLUB 1 HOLDS REGULAR MEETING The: Better Farming club held its | After the business Vernon Dunbar; John Slow, who cnce| for exhibits of | ™ i to build the freak. It is known as the: eferred. Inquire at 515'} “Dream of the Corn Farmer." 1t11-28 s There will be miniature farms, FOR ~ SALE—Household furniture. | ¢ the United States Department of Agriculture, which ~ covered 3,000 I Targer this year. Luther Burbank and other wizards of the soil will be represented by exhibits. One of theso 3[10wa the e\;solull)inn of corn from In- YD) 4 o | dian grass. Burbank acconiplisked in consists of 8-room house with fur-| T & years' the same result which nturies: to attain. i and delegation lof field oxperts will ‘be 50 per cent { regular meeting at the Carr Lake of soft! school house Saturday. Dinfier was Indiana coal on track in a day or!served at noon, Mrs. C. F. Schroeder two. I will deliver to all parts] being hostess. The meeting was called "1 of the city for $11.60. Cash only.|to order at 2 o’clock. Call 601 or 44. Joe: McTaggart| ion a pro- 1t11-29 &ram composed of readi 3 and piano | solos: was. given. ‘Following' the pro- gram a short'social time was enjoyed. lar_ wood. 54.50 for -two 16-inch!The next meeting will be held in four weeks at ‘the home of Mr. and Mrs. 8t11-26 | Waiter Swenson. [ New York, Noy.22.—Can’ you im- agine anything more intriguingly fit- 2n alchemist—exeept that an alchem- ist. should have selected Wall strect for the site of his gold-transforma- tion factory? So it was. It was Jan Max Lichténstein, a ‘native of Pom- dream that the old alchemists were right and that gold could be made from’ dross. He purchased a little house on Wall street, erected a triple- furnaced chimney and went to'work. He was the original® Wall street lamb, I suppose, but in spite of that he made enough money to retire on, bacause of just owning and sticking to his little house and furnace there, until the city went mad, according to him, and grew up around him so that some absuxd person paid-him $33,000 for his property! The American Academy of Arts and Letters is growing as it deserves to grow. The other day Marshal Foch laid the cornerstone of its new build- ing out on 155th street between Riv- erside and Broadway. Diplomats and hundreds of men and women promi- nent in the public eye of the country attended the 'ceremonies. Arts and letters” are ‘acquiring a more import- ant place in the American mind with every year that passes,‘ pontand 22, Once in awhile, some one man: to .write a play whose locale, pol and prejudices are totally foreign to our own and yet make it interesting and amusing.to us and without, in fact, losing any of its values through its transportation.: Arnold-Bennett has done that in “The Title.”? Tt-is an English play, written by an Eng- lishman, attacking what he considers to. be’ a- growing and objectionable English policy—the giving of titles more.or less indiscriminately. And'‘the mont theater where it.is. being pro- duced, to laugh and sympathize and .| appreciate” just as though it were a session of ‘our congress which was be- ing satired. Maybe this is partly due to Arnold ‘Bennett’s icleverness and partly to the fact:that social aspira- tiong of the same sort existed in'this country, tog, even if there is no such definite thing as a “My ‘Lady” to strive’ for, The gala-event of New York’s whole year—the National Horse Show —is even more gala than ever this season. For the first time in its 36 years of recurring it has departed from Madison Square Garden and is held in Squadron A’s Armory, which has been transformed into .alreal replica of Mount Verngn. and. the surrounding estate. A hedge of real green cneireles the entire building: and 'the school house in the garden where the children of the Custis fam- ily attended - is erected along the eastern wall: Reginald ‘C.' Vanderbilt \|is, as usual, the most enthusiastic, prominent, and constant attendant. "SCUSK ME. OFFICER! \ DIDNY MEAN YO GiY SO Times Square, when the air is moist and heavy and the smoke weighs' it down, experiences a most remarkable sensation these days. “Angel voices” is what the office denisons and the astonished passersby call it. Mysteri- ous music, unheralded and from an invisible source, and of marvelous beauty floats down through the atmo- sphere. You-whirl around in front of the ‘takis and protesting traffic ‘cops to discover what it is: No use. You ting than ‘that the first. fortune in can’t solve it: It seems to be walted Wall street.should have been made by | down from the clouds, gnd is_enough to arouse the supeystitious sense of || almost any one. Then some one who has tracked it to its lair will tell you. It js the chorus of the Metropolitan opera) ‘house, practi§ing’ in the big erania, who brought here in 1783 his|building at Broadway and Fortieth street.” The murky atmosphere does i the rest. “'Two noteworthy visitors arrived in New York almost simultaneously the other day 'to spend some time with us. One is Marchioness of Crewe; whose Afather is Lord Rosebery, and the other, is Juan Belmonte, foremost matador of ancient Castile. His wife will' remain in the city during her husband’s . tour of Mexico because | she doesn’t like to see him in action. . The only living actress who ever | vlayed 'with Edwin Forrest, glowing {is Blanche Ghapman, who -is still on | the 'stage and is- playing here this |season.- “Those were the days when we -worked,? she said the other day. “Jus.t imagine an actress of today playing Ophelia in Hamlet, Mimi in Rip Van' Winkle, Josephine in Pina- fore, and some others all in one month.” " LOCAL MEMBERS OF G. A. R. AND LADIES GUESTS AT THEATER All members of the local G. A. R. post and the Ladies’ Auxiliary will be the guests of the Harding-Whaley company at the Grand théater tomor- row in honor. of ‘Thomas MeNally, James Kubiceck, Lute J. Smith and all members of the-G. A. R.'who ap- pear at that theater in the vaudeville act, ““The Follies of 761.” | ~ After the matinee, an opportunity American ‘public is going to the Bele Will be afforded ‘the veterans to be- come acquainted with the ‘local G A. R. members and the G..A. R. Circle. It i3 expected that practically all of ‘the local members will attend the show. ; B LITERARY SOCIETIES AT COLLEGE RE-FORMED {Continued from Page 1) joint session. of the two met in ‘the auditorium where ja program was giv- en, the stunts 'being”especially ‘inter- estfng. * Following. the program, re- freshments were served and a social evening was enjoyed. {MANDARIN CAFE TO OPEN | FOR BUSINESS TONIGHT 1" The Mandarin Cafe, ‘serving both American and: Chinese dishes, will open for business tonight, the man- agement annouriced this forenoon. This cafe is located at 302 Second strect, in connection with the new Frederick hotel.” The building has been remodeled ‘somewhat and new fixtures and ‘booths -have “beer- in+ stalled. ¥ i to You! H'efe’s Health You'll: begln’ to appreciate what good health really is when you have taken FORCE for a while. Its wonderful revitalizing and recon- 4 structive qualities will prove & positive revslation to you. Men and women who linow FORCE; who have tried it in their individual cases of debility, cannot express themsclves too strongly in its favor. Their praise is due not anly to. its 'nvigorating properties but to’ its general beneficial effects in increasing the functional activity of To'all who are pale, weslk find weary. in mind and body, Tanguid an¢_ purpos theic @ jncrease ntrénm bring to groater. cadurance. iR Shitecon: » UNION PRARMACAL New York® _ Kansas City A\ the principal angans of the body. igued, - \ ess, thin and emaciated, nervout anciirritable, Inckinig in appetite, troubled tvith ndigest- fon, and devoid of interest, we Tecom- mend FORCE; recommend it conscién- tiously. and with full' and’ absolute faith in'its inérite to révive their spirits, Tencw their them PORCGE is sold by reliable L s cversmhcre; and, Seimtacond, men, cwomern and “It Makes For Strength’> Solé Marnufactuters Co. star of more than a half century ago, | George Wolf, the four old. patriots,’ wHOW WOULD T gfisf OF NE &It ©M ENGLISH PRINCE ENGAGED TO: COMMONER London, | Nav,» 235 today hailed Princess Mary and her commoner fiancee, Viscount Lascelles. _engagement was anmounced last night in a statement issued at Buck- inghain Palace. | The fact is that viscount is a mere courtesy of the king and that the’ fiancee is just a.commoner. “T am a very happy-.and lucky yman,? Viscount- Lascelles told his friends, who showered congratula- tions: upon him. The announcement of ‘the ‘betrothal threw London into pleasant excitement. The Viscount is 39, while Mary is 24. - 4 NONPARTISANS CLOSED | - U IN- RECALL: FIGHT, (Continted From Page 1)~ | the number of bona fide signerg was over 10,000 less than'required by law.’| ~ (By United Yress) gt Bismarck, N. D., Nov. 23.—Excite- ment prevailed here on' the eve of the | adminstration change. Rumors that the ‘inductrial com-. ‘mission had disposed of the statei bonds at par value. were confirmed. by an”anncuncement from -Attorney General” Lemke ‘about 9 o’clock’ in7| the ‘evening, that'a.new contract had: been made . with ‘the Spitzer-Rorick: company at which over, $§12,000,000: worth of real estate, mill’and-eleva-- tor 'and bank bonds had“been dis- posed of. This, according to Mr. Lem- ke, brings the total sale of bonds to approximately $15,000,000. Bismarck; N. Nov. 23.—Newly elected ‘state officials ‘were to be in- augurated late today. They were to take office as a result of the recall’ election October 28, im’ which non-. partisan - office holders were replaced by independents: : 4 It is the ‘first time" in American history that the governor of any state has beeén recalled by popular: vote. Governor ' Lynn J. Frazier, now gerving 'his third: term under the non- partisan regime; was: to:yield his of- fice to R.. A. Nestos, elected’ after one of the bitterest political fights i North Dakota history. H Attorney General William Lemke was‘to yield to Sveinbjorn Johnson, and Commissioner 'of Agriculture and Labor John Hagen ‘was to'yield to William Kitchin. : Inaugural ceremonies-were sched- uled for 3 o’clock p. m., following the certification of the vote by the state | canvassing board. S0 A | NORTHROP PURCHASES SWEDBACK RESIDENCE . Dr. H. A: Northrop has purchased the E. J. Swedback home at 413 Be: midji avenue. He expects to ' mal this residence his home after ' May 1, ‘at which time the present.tenant will vacate the premises. Senator and Mrs. Swedback leave. tonjght for Cal- ifornia, where they will spend the/ winter: ; v Bétsyfl Lane - Shepherd And always the delightful! One of the best-favored ly- ric: sopranos in American concert work., The critics - ‘have pronounced her’s a most beautiful natural voice. Hear her. ~the Delightful Tuesday, Nov. 29 - Methodist Church Listen to Shepherd with your eyes . closed, Let your ears drink in the great, sublime’beauty of her voice. ~Then ‘come into our:store and hear the New Ediscn RE-CREATE Shep- herd’s voice.” Iiéarit also:with your eyes closed. You’ll discover some- ‘thing'so alive, so pulsating with soul that it won’t seem a phonograph at The NEW EDISON . “The Blorogroph Wik o Sout” give you'all the ear can give you of the art of Betsy ‘LanE"Shephergl.* SEATS.ON SALE HERE BARKER’S DRUG STORE - 217 Third Street BEMIDJI, MINN. —Phone 34— tobaeco quality - We state it as our honest belief that the tobaccos used in Chester- ~ field are, of finer quality (and ‘¢ of better taste) than in any other cigarette at the price. Liggett & Myers Tobacco Co.