Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 22, 1921, Page 8

Laugh- With Us— Wot ‘At Us— The Filfky ‘Lucn ’ i A ‘merchant in a near-by villdge is soolf to_announce: to, his. custqmgb ¥ e that no ‘more than $1.0 vedit will | allowed ‘at ‘one ‘ime. ! SPay up and | get a fresh start,” Mis notices read. " ‘Another one ‘says, “Tlrnel are, hm‘d and we need the cash.” Evidently the custoniers ‘hiave Teen| - of the opinion that cash.is hard and . they meed the time.,. What, has hard times to do with hard cash? ~Never ‘Associtte— Statistica ‘Are Wen‘derful Statistics show ‘that money isn't -searce. Nevertheless .« there always seems to be a scarcity,of peysons who % think they have cnuugh of it. —The LTiicky Fow— Righting Note A certain bill ‘Colléctor; says the ASI Ry 75; Minnesota mixed tes, to- $1.50; Minnesota :::lleNgrths}Dfi(btu Red River Ohlas, ‘Washington Post, advertises. that he can write a letter which will = get money. out of anybody. Uncle Sam might profit by giving’ that fellow a steady job, wril pz letters to Europe. ——We ve For Itl— The Little Brown Jug Minnesota University went to An Arbor last Saturday after ‘the little brown jug” which chh’l’gan ‘Has hadl “ in her possession’ since last year. | Judging from the score, 38 to 0, we would say that Mhmesbla \dtdn't fet . the jug. 0 ly the fiungh!fle—- Learning Hu A B C's The youngster Who boasts of ‘weaik ing his B. V. D.s late in the fall and far into the winter, doesn’t know what he is mi'ssii;’g by not wearing his P. D. Qs. (Pretty Darn Quick—after cold weather). Eak —Don’t- Boasf Uttermost in Aridity (Capper’s Weekly) ) The Globe says a visitor from the prohibition West "#kéd a' Boston friend if the town ‘was really dry, “Dry?” echoed his < Boston {friend, “Why we're so dry here we have, to pm our postage stamps to our let- ters. —Dry Humer— A Galg Event (Motiticello, Tnd., Herald) Joe Barber took-a Fouxth of July holiday this year for the first time i six years, and ‘in order to make i1 \xg for lost timie He distributed himse over three towns.After basking the sunshine ere half the day, he went to Delphi'and returhed in. tinye o ‘fake the 3 o’clock train to Good- ]and getting. home at midnight duly sober. Evidently he was avu‘ss to basking m the moonghine. -—fl\mt Wa Gof F\m" Ennk Is Riiht A member of the local unit wnhts to know if the conference on limiti- i tion of armaments has anything !b . do_with the Naval* Mlhfa This, samg 1 ailor made snother, bright rcmM‘ o the Grégt Tidkes ¢ruise la 53‘ sum ““This is the bunk,” he said, as he chmbéfl up into his hnmmock for thc night, ““Then He F‘ell ént- Fan ‘the Bank Director- The following is 'x’cirorte‘d to Tave| been heard in‘a Topeka, Kan., bank: | . i “I want a_checkBook cover for'a “lady that folds in the mlddle." Whnt the request'should have Been “I want a checkbook cover that R fold-. in the middle_ for a lady o —Can You Béat" 'ft" AR (Mwn.z TR e | ADDITIONAL WANT AI)S FOR RENT—Modern furnished room. Inquire at Sixth and Lake Boule- vard, e aBt11-24 FOR SALE--House. Call at 400% Minnesota ave. Adolph Blondo. 2t11:22 | . FOR SALE OR TRADE—1 pair-geld- i ight 2,800 pounds, 5 yenrs ew 8¢t heavy harness. Will take some wood. Inguire at 516 Fourth strect. 3t11-24 LOST—Poukitbook . containing b0/ cents and some yalugble npé;‘si May have lost it in bus cumm from | Nymore. Call William Clark, 3175 | Mxnnesota ave. Phone 508W FOR SALE-—I will have. a ton oi S0 Indiana coal on t¥&ck in & day,or or two. I will deliver to all parts of ‘the city for $11:60. Cash only. Call 601 or 44, Joc McTngp:mt Day Lin -—-u——-——-_________l._ WANTED-=Girl “for general house: work, ApplyA’iM ‘Minnesota ave. 2t11-23 ot 1 1.£ “WOO0D TOR SALE, 1 4-ft cd. . $5.00 650 5.50 6.50 and, Bitch | ol 850 ey Mixed Slabs, per Joad sd 50 nEORGE FR NCH wood: of whichl tho Arl, was { troubtesome and deep digging for p\l s MR GO BN HIMSELe § o Sy Chlcago, Nov. 22. dQuill,: Kecedpts T4 o shipments 3”‘%:?1( . cked and ;bul nneso?a tind Michigan = whit $1.30. to $1,50. . Aymy, mamtemmce ympaign, which will'be presen! %fi "i):car futu’re Mr. and Mis, Ohtis Johnson, who '|live 'near Puposky, have been vnsitlri‘g at the home of Mr. and Mrs. N. Hakkerup for the past two days, and train today. 1 Orlbln of Famous: Phrase. Theve ‘wvas ‘a tifie | when ‘“Let'er go, ‘Gallagher,” meaning start or “eut loose,” was Ieard A all parts of ‘the United ‘States, (Flie ‘Eclamation wus | originated by. g Judge Beaver, of Mor- gan: county, l\\ durhrg a trotthig megting in ippon couity. The judige 1iid entéred a mare which was driven, by one Gnllnzher the city' marshit of Harrodsburg.. Some of the the judge nupplng. entéred a famous fast ;trotter against his horse, At the end of the. fivst Talf-mile the two rucprs approaehed the wire neck and. neckiat A the, ju;]ge shouted : AR HLet'er ;go Gullagher!”. * Gnllnghhr hearing the words, loosed the ¥eins and the mare rushed for- lengths. Harold's ation. Havold's. -parents hpd. just recent moved to town, and one of his little friends invited him to a party. l!m'qfd went hut did not enjoy himself. The: ;nmes seemed so silly, and the gh'ls ofthelr irthi “He. enlliired 1t ‘for. a while, - but ' finally slipped from . the robi, eXpecting ‘to.leave unnoticed. iBut just as he was opening the door, {he }ittle host's mother saw fifin ‘And | “Why, what's me matter “Aw, there's culgured Pearl Is Never Larfio. flieve is ' ‘considerahie disciission’ of the cultured pegrl. - Although it is made by exacny the same process as whiehojs readily detected by experts. 1t Is clalmed on behpt of the natarally grown pem-l «that /the cnlturfld pearls never grow ‘to dny gréat slze, five to sevén grains. being, the :limit. It Is also claimed that the cultured pearl locks any warmth. of .color. which is OFibin- of -Names. To primitive man the cow seemed- to “koo"—hence' fln nnlmal‘x name. The Greeks Imitated the crow's sound with | the word “korax” and from this, by 4y of the “corow” springs olir name for the bird. The cuckoo named hiie self. : SR Kfimei'ue :: it Worth (ta<Gbat. ' KbivIeage L Tt ,mcquxréu without | piing ang ‘mwgfi oh.. wntelfl. biit-wlen once you come to the] svrlng, they .rlde- up and mect yOu— whicl, the: lovers of excitement strapped, . while by man power: revoltition 18 made, the rider fetting R tabloid thrill> of the real Ferris 50 wheel. fipts S sémbhge of plnms growing in a com- mon habitat unuar sl’mllnr life condi- tions, g it Ms héen identified by many tigts -as cipress, HERE COMES mme nn.m‘ “© 6o SIGNTSEENG , BUT m ‘FeoUp on AT WISH | GB0WD THINK ‘o SOME WAM YO GEY HIM Y0 ‘GO returned to their home on'the noon Thappier, Tiore ¢ onte : “ere pg,ckad dn. Ig\l‘rure]p. were always giggling, and Harold was 28,950,000, not, siire that” “lie was not the subjeet | % nmnnx peurl dealersas to.the standing 3 TR (he “rdt fpénrl, there ig7a'difference; kangaroo, and Tes Exl ent In the natural pearl, |/ Telephone ~Con§:fl& Tséued | Employees Benefit Report ; t six “months of this year the Norflm stern_Bell. Telephone ¥ wgnpnhy aistributéd $1t 00 among | +| 1t2-20,750 .employees’ In_the five states ¢ | of ‘Yown, Minnesota, Nebraska, North ‘g, 'and ;Seuth Dakota .in. pensions, -ac- | cident, sickness ahid déath befiefits, ac- cording to a report fust published. this number of empls \an “duving tiie eorresp m@mhs 01920, . \etérqn telephnne men; um‘l‘ivompn are on' the pension ‘roll of: clephnneeompunv in this urr(tnry e Northivest mgnnfes ‘ot the. nmoiig e Hrst o orzanizations to - provide “sf | cident, death apd pension benefits free; bt costito their emnlnytes The dis- tribhtionyof: the benefits I8 directed by ‘committee of émpioyees. and helps grently to more effic™* 2, 3 . No “shtlmp Dlneu. ‘Owing to ‘Hew machinery the “shrimp dance” that for: years has;marked the work ‘on- the shrimp-drying platform along the Tipulstana ‘coast, this year goes into limbo. Machinery.. Wil - “chuck” .the sun- dried shrimps. Bolled in_salt water in-great cop-. per vats, dried ‘in-theSunshine fo sporting 1rfi(ernlty. thinking to catch rubery resilieny, ' the shrimp were | swept up fnto huge circles 1o past year. ’I'hen. to, the sound of "guitar, ln;njo or “accordion, the Kusky plat- form+ sworkers, hands on hips, shuf- 40 piice; * At this momient | fay, over, the piles ‘of shrimp. Be- neath their iread the brittle shells crackled. After the dance the pinikish shrimp meat was shoveled on great screens, wird and won by almost a dozen the - hrittie--shell fragments failing throtigh, :white the ‘pites of -dried flesh “in Toniglihn lmu wn -t ggeat roportions. 7D\|r4 ;% flfi fienq{s iers supporteil by, ry, more than $1.000,000 wbiulf:n&tq%‘ i the fleets, ‘and “the catch was Iluted by the government at LINK T PREHISTORG TIHES pARiSATSEY | Discovery Midb “tn 'Soith Amierica stungkhlnn Theory Long Held Con- n ‘Ahclent Lmd ‘lrldue. A repm't hns beeh publlshed by ‘the Fleld Museum .of Natural History, at | Chfengo, describing:an ‘animal; discoy- | ered In Sonth, " America; which is a I survivor of vrmstorle period. This animal ‘known as Cenolestes, 1s small and Tooks like a sharp-nosed rat, but ‘erent from any other living ani- mal. Its bones and teeth are essen- tlally fhe same ‘as those of a group of animats, now extinct ‘and known: only through fossils hundreds of ¢! of years old. It 'has a pn\xe1\ ke the iice joay indl- e theory that 1 mrelljbtork times; "f hed ‘anlihals -exist in both i3, The-ovififia) stock may have sm-enll t #Soyth Ajmeric) to Aus- ttnlln‘ o orfgiddted; 1 - Tong-vanishea contt-.|] WVice versa, or ft: may lave | nent; - the .se-ealle iAntaretica, and nteud north ‘fo both - (‘ontlnem';, over 2 dand bridgs, . .Whh.h is supposed to have lnked. the three~~Popular Me- chanies \Inga%lhe i Mrs. Alice A‘Ilan Arnold; ‘the moving picture censoof Denver, said'in a lec- turds. “But tie* \worst-Bims G Al 1o m miid, are ghose that take religlous | sensi- | fihjects and “furn theh - 1htd “flonal * Tcentions etfeTtainm once - saw. ‘the. TERHN Anthony™ ‘filited in- thi§ A elderly millionaire viveur, l\n\d‘fi'g fi(‘fl\ | 1t-too, sait afterward a¢ ‘the: club: | great Alm] -that. T realiz fs it un- kst time ed 1 was rofted before e that for. 1n‘my life, 1 11 a :mlm » »_From: fhe Arganaut. w ATaiehll Romance. want you to stop forcing me into Mr. Gottit's. cumbnu; ‘Al the time.: People are talking.” “Rut, my dear,” protested the so- !mto\ls ludy, “he. ls [ \\onderml “He may.: be. mnmmn, ‘but 1t you | keep on thinkink you are pitcher he'l got onto_your curves and throw the i UL L U DL b el e During ‘the fist six ‘onths of this year there were ents_among Thére were 450 cases of gle‘kness——- 105 4less. than during the. first slx‘ /| ‘'minute; - You are - the lmit!™ fie ‘employees benefit plan, teles phone officials explain, reduces worry; e emnloverg] Heard in Every Home. saw Buch 4 man.’ with?" wholeydoHat 80 ‘soon?” are hangiig around. deing nothing.” “Now, I ‘don’t want to see you winkfig 4t tbe hired ‘girl dgam, or T'll pnck x'rght ufu and go straight home to'| mamma.l . )| yours off fhat sofa cushion right this San Francisco Chronicle. : Freaks of - Sound. Tf, when the air s , you stand near a high wall ‘and speak a word 4 Toudly, it wilt ‘come back to'you as if repeated by an invisible person. It is, of course, an echo. Purallel wallg separated by a few hundred feet, as a eanyon, may so reflect. a sound as to cause it to be distinctly -heard again and again in a long-undying ‘| series of repetitions. If the reflecting: “nlls are irregular, the repetitions, in-/| ‘stead of being distinct to the ear, \»lll be mere jumbled @and unintelligible reverberations. 'This Is noticeable in certain caverns. Synonyms For Jew. The name Israelite is usually em- ployed. with reference to the religion, Hebrew with -reference to the lan- guage, literature and race, while Jew member of the bmqulc race or a fol. ! lower of the religion of Moses. They wotild be distinguished as “convert te Judaisim” and. “‘copyert to Christian ity” ‘or “converted Jew," so ‘there would be nop doubt that it was the re- Higion that was being expressed. ."Mfimnu Josnid the young thing, “T —bakedalis }itbmon 0 in ytggr nmutg—that’s Cal- umet biscuits' every time; it’s-the same story of eve: which: RN "\09" e ¥ B AoT 16 ox. cans. Be | nnymm-poun ‘when you wantjt. $ Makes His ‘Bride's frnul’:eflu “Why on ‘earth you wilt persist In néux, th ‘mmm go. coming into thie house with all that f dirt on your leet beats me, I never the dearest ‘trousseat of wenty: gowns i for. his pretty little bob-haired bride- “Now-you leave me a little money to- be, Muriel Dunsmulre. ‘daughter of before you go downtown. How do the ex-governor of: British:Columbia, you expect me to pay the gas bill and and all designed and executed by his vegetable man -with nothing to pay | own hands in ‘| says a recent: *Paris disphteh, The ‘captain was an-army officer in the war and was clted ‘for gallantry in action. Since the ‘peace was signed lie has become one of ‘the most or- iginal dress de%lgners in Paris, with a mrge and exclusive cfleniele 1t is a simple, harmless preparation that removes . the catarrhal mucus, from the intestinal tract and allays the inflammation which causes prac- tically all stamac H - d ailménts, mclud pendicitis. One| :.KONDON - ed.—At all Ad *| - Minneapolis, Mina. “But I Just gave you a dollar last Thursdayto shop.on. Do you mean to tell me you've gone and spent i@ “1t ‘séefusto me: you .might hose off ¢| ‘the poreli once in a while when you Snutted Wall Plper. Marks .where. pegpl tiielr heads can be refno paper by mixing pipe clay Wi to’ the ‘consistency of .créain, hv‘ifi; lt on' the8pot ‘and Tetting 1t rema b the rollowlng day, ‘when' it “éan be” The mark, unless it is 1 ,of. long stnn(‘llng, will be found to ‘have vanished.’ “Ny Jand] Take those big feet ot To Clean:Wall Pa A gaod way fo make old:wall paper is by, (cleafing /it with cloth mw a bowl of cornmeal Just meal stick nicely, and rub, the paper with nn p-and-down motion.—Thrift business»!or themgelve: now ’occupymg our enlarged quar— b t i trpde that is; botl scnptwe and illustrated catalog is used imllsmm!nnm.ly to. rtpreseut » is just off the pross. 120 E. 16 St New ‘(ork. Dep'’t M. IN CITY BARBER cou.EGE ; 204 Hennepin- Ave, i ACCOUNTS SALE PROVES | - SUCCESSFUL The sale of accolmbe whlch we hold for collection ‘proved more | suceessful than we had anticipated. 'And, while we have disposed of 4 number of them, e shll huve a as long as there‘is 'a demand for' As soon, however;' as we can prepare the list we shall y a few.edch day of the most dli’hcfllh ones in this space for the ‘readers to select from. the exchange. ‘Agency, Room No. 10, Northérn National: Bank building, Bemidji. —WATCH THIS SPACE— A Changing World “We are living in'a’ changmg WOrld T never thought'I could ever be cured | of my ‘stomach trouble. Medical science seemed unable to help me. But, thank” ng we are progressing and now Mayx’s Wonderful Remedy has dehvered me' from all stomach I am again able to eat % w:’g'mn;: FOR HIS CHRISTMAS— . . YOUR PHOTOGRAPH solves the ~ gift I ‘problem of to- '|" morrow. lygienic: ‘The sneesing,’ munh. 5 tarrh, head. Datly. Ploneer, e ®&\\\\\\\w\s\\mmm///m///@ erpowezl-:ng ’l‘het s an unt satisfaction in the con: /& scionsness of superior physical power, Mere, // ‘“knowledge that your' au-ength mentala d ph! = ‘ca, Is équal. to the, ccasion, na of nfary, protected from the of ' currents’ of life. - FORCE . makes men ‘and nal to emergencles, 3 10, subdue ob~ ch_stand in,their way to a @ e1d of Jarger. development and er usefulness, by building up ‘within their bodiesa surplus * ‘ength and endurance. |[Em 1II|IUI]I{HI\I\I\M\lll[llli!I\Illllllillm$ TR 'I]l]Il]II]IIII]flr HERE YOU ARE LADIES’ _kThis isyour chance—make your husband 'c'()rhe aeross— ; On Easy Payment P!an-—~10% Off for Cash "Elks Bfiit&mg Faalve P You want a Vacuu Cleaner ; .We have.idozens of: them and will offer them at practlcally Qr_le-thlrd Of - Py Mimie:sota' Electric Lx sht & Power Co‘ g ——Phone 26-W———— TN i Bemidji