Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 19, 1921, Page 6

Twentieth Century Laugh With Us— Not At Us— Grand and Glorious Feeling ‘“Woman Tells How It Feels to Be| Mayor,” a headline notifies us. Prob- ably she has just recovered from the effects of writing her first proclama- tion. —Whereas, Ete.— Past and Present The old-fashioned man, who had to learn how to read music before tl!ey would let him play ‘in the Hickville band, now has a son who had to be a| good acrobat in order to play in the’ jazz orchestra. —Ain’t It a Fact?— Hot Puppy The puppy sits on the burning deck, The flames are leaping round his neck, 1f the puppy stays there long by heck, | —Hot Dog— The World Is Full of Romance A Canadian writer informs us that| there is romance in .the automobile business, all the way from the ore in| the hills to the leaping pedestrian on| the street. A : There might be ramance in the hills, | but if there’s romance in it for the leaping pedestrian, we'd llkg to know | _where the romance comes in. —Giddap— When ‘Friend Wife Is Along Not that it makes any great differ- | ence until spring, put it_is rumored | Week.” | | | i ! i [ | The Seniors, with the help of the other- hight' “schaol classes, are ‘plan- ning to put out an annual this year This is_a difficult task to undertake, but with the belp of the business men of the city and the pupils of the high, through. The English IIL . and IV. clagses had question boxes for “Good Speech) These boxes were opened last Tuesday and the guestions d cugsed in the q{lfleren’t classes of Eny lish 1II. and IV. A The Girls’ .Glee elub of -the high school has made’ considerable pro that the average man thinks he is driving his own car, when his wife,| who is riding in the back seat, 1s ac-| tually doing it for him. —Ain’t We Got Fun?— i Hard to Master | A New Jetsey ' man recently re-; fused to buy. an encyelopedia on the prounds that he tried to ride one once and nearly broke his neck. He must have gottéh a prescription | for medicinal beer from the family doctor, shortly before his sad exper ence. —That Would Account for It— Mcdesty Is Best Policy A young lady shopper recently ask- ed.at a local grocery store that gne of the lady clerks wait on her. he was that modest. She wanted a can 1of Arbuckle’s coffee. i —Can You Beat It?— Solemn Advice A hunter recently shot and killed a big, black bear in O'Brien town- ship just because the bear was a trifle late in locating in his winter quarters.: Any big, black bears reading this| chould fine a good place for the win< ter as soon as possible. —And Then Use It— 4 | ADDITIONAL WANT ADS. | FOR RENT—4-room cottage at 18th and Irvine. Phone 685. ltl—l_-ll) FOR SALE_New Ford. Fully équip- | ped. Never been out of garage. Cheap if taker) at once. Address “p* care of Pioneer. 3t11-22 bl o - PRt E SALESMEN—Big money, Complete line. Unique advertising signs. l_)x tinctive calenaars and . noveltie Our line makes' dollars where| others make pennies. Mahon Novel- | ty Co., Kenton, Ohio. 1t11-19| Civil service examinations. ment clerk, railway mail, ca $1,400-$1,800. Age, 18 upward. perience unnecessary, For 1) particulars, instruction, write R. Berry (formér-Civil Service exam- iner), 119 Continental bldg., Wash-’ ington, D 3t11-22 FOR SALE—. ne dry ta cords fine dry tam- arack 'ecordwood (green cut) For price ,address Box 71, Bemidji, Minn. 3t11-22 FOR RENT—Large modern furnished room, with privilege of getting meals in room. Man and wife pre- ferred. Address M. L. care Pionger. | 311122 | WK'NTED-—(;;;I;\;!YJ\IIRL ]y:qulru upstairs over Enterprisé Cafe. 1t11-19 | L—OST-——Brown aviving L:l—o-\_'e Thivd street. Finder please return to Pioneer office. Sunshine Grbcery has moved to Minnesota avenue. 2t11-19 Why bother with home cookihg ‘when you can have your Thanksgiving dinner prepared and served for $1 per person at the Markham, Four- piece orchestra from 5:30 p. m.'to 7p. m, 3t11-22 Make your reservations for Thanks- giving dinner at onee. Dinner served from 5:30 p. m. to 7:30 p. m. in Mark- ham Coffee Shop and main dining room. Tour-piece orches i per -plate. Vancouver, B. C.—During Septem- her the Port of Vancouver exported to foreign countries 18.000,000 feet of ‘lumber, 6.0000 bundles of shin- gles, 257 cases of -salmon, 112,000 slabs of lead and spelter, 8,085,000 pounds of copper and copper matters, 16.000 rolls of paper and bales of Jt11-22 | out a membership. {the new armory can be*used, but if on| 1t11-19 | ra. Price $1| ress in 'its work this year. The girls have sung in public for the Bemid; Music . club, ice’ for the teachers’ convention, high school general as- sembly and will sing again for .the Music club. 3 The members are now very entl astic about a party they are planning for the enjoyment of both the Girl chestra, F The Seniors are making the first, payments on their class rings. . From Armistice Day, November 11, o Thanksgiving Day, has been set aside for the annual Red Cross mem-, bership drive. Thebooths of the city i where donations may be made, have been placed in various places. The membership is one dollar, or as m}{ch as one wishes to give. There will also be a ‘box for donations, if the student does not feel like taking Singe the foptball season is: over the basketball 'season has begun. There are 8 great many in .the Be- midji high school who are interes ed ‘and who will go out Tor pragtice. he two greatest difficulties are the lack of money and of a placedn which to play the games.” Tt is hoped that this is impossible, there is anpther suggestion—that is the finishing : the ‘gymnasium in the new school, Of | course, this ‘will be better if it can be finished before the coming game! There are several hard games scheds uled for this season. | play here December 10; Gra'nd'K{:'{J- ids, December 17, and Croshy will and Boys’ Glee clubs and the’ or- Cass Lakmfll ¢ {ha Bemidji Public ' Sehool Notes school, they .will he able to put it] 5 ;}llca in whigh .to have the. games. play here January 7.. There are also some games of which the date is not known as Little Falls, Brainerd and St. Cloud. Everyone is urged to at- tend all of these games and back the Tocal team at all times. . ; Last Thursday, in honor of Armis- tice. Day, programs were given by the.pupils.of the English IV, classes. These programs gonsisted of passages which were selected from patriotic speeches ‘and memorized. Patrigtic | poems were also_given, among which were “In Flande ields” and:sever: of Robext. W. Service’s poems. much by the class. .. Pogters and cartoons . were also | made lagt week by the members of the English TI1. and IV. classes. Tfiose were o illustrate some, of the differ- ent slogans. for “Better Speech | Week.” s held:in Miss Nelson’s reom at the Li-| brary gloygmbn 4., The meeting was called to order by.the president after | which Kathiyn ‘Brown was elected so- cial secretary and Miss Akre was| chosen as clags adviser. The class colors, orange and white, and the class dues, 50 cents a sem- ester, were decided upon. At a pre- vious megfin;, the. following officers were elected! ' president, Flora Shep- herd; vice-president, George Thomp- son, and: secrefary-treasurer, Ruth Caskey. The attendance at ‘both- the nieet- ings was small according to the size ‘of the clags, It is hoped there will be ia,lu_xgei' attendance at the next’meet- ng. At general assembly Tyesday morn- | ing, Principal J. W. Smith-called = meeting of ‘the students interested in bagketball. At the meeting Superin- tendent West talked on the financial difficulties and of renting .a good he stndents were urged to do.their st to make basketball a success. this season, 7y ‘khe children of the East school have contributed toward a new bul- letj;]: board .on which to_ display. their work, POTATO MARKET Potato market | sacked and ‘bulk, $1.65 to $1.75; innesota and Michigan whites, 65 -to $1.75; Minnesota and North Ex-|Dakota Red River Ohios, sacked and ‘buik, $1.30; North Dakgta " whites, §1.25 to $1.50. See HARVARD MEETS YALE - QN GRIDIRON TODAY @bt tintiod B Bage 1) strong against a Harvard eleven that down by the Haughton gnya. With 'their chardcteristic aversion to talking, Tad ¢ tor, ‘and Bob Fishi Harvard, would not this morning. Both said they were ready and were sure that it would be a great game wi]th the better team winning the lau- rels, Seventy thonsa;d‘specbntup.will be | in the stands at 2 o’clock when Refe- | ree l“fl‘%ly" Maxwell’s \vhjstlleddwill send a Blue pr Crimsan toe.thudding against ‘the ball inPfl\e ope ?ng kick- off. If the stand permiteed fiore than 200,000 would see the battle, accord- goach of uss the game i the Hm‘yard committee. S |+ The lineup of the two.clevens was |in doubt this morning as both coaches | said they:'could not decide finally un- | til shortly before the game. X CHIMNEY FIRE CALLS OUT DEPARTMENT TODAY A chimney fire called the fire de- | Milner, 921 Lake Boulevard, about 10:45 o’clock this morning. No dam- age was done. § - “I'm de strongest of de bunch. If you don’t believe it just hold my coat,” was .tl_\e statement.that secured one boy a job when twenty. responded pulp and 9,000 sacks of flour. to the ad of “Strong Boy Wanted.” the Yale men-| ingt to the applications redeived by! l | partment to the residence of M. S.{/. FATIMA WAS PERFECT WOMAK /gl ' Have Lived to See Her Name on the Billboards. -/'.. > “Fatima lived in the Seventh centu but by all rhyme and reason shoul havz lived in the present day, wherr «she could see her nume on the bill- boards and all the cigar store win- dows, yerurks :a ‘writer in the Clncin- natl Commercial-Iribune. Fatima was thie perfect woman of her time. -Mur-| ried to a nobleman, one of the great rougs..of BEgypt, she bore three’ sons? whose first names all started 7’ All, . Fatima was. beautiful. ;o} upon und tried during her tir grab all the best looking hoof, amd ahout Mecea—which, ke I is. celebrated: in cigarette Jlore.) Fatima was a doughter of ¥ med, who wrote a number of)’ spectacles .and staged: severy .at the Arabian Hippodrome, ' was shocked to death after 3 Amerlean version, 1 Fatima shook her first husl started In to win Bluebeard, 1 the noted butcher appealed to " she was curjous to know whi pened to &0 many women in ( ‘baliiwick, % ¥ Fatima, was the symbol of fer curiosity—In ~that,: every time! ‘heard of anyilocal scandal, she:snid S ook into that Fathna dived, for 28 years, -which, was @ Jong, long time when one considers the period' 4u which *sh thrived—If she did thrive—and the |3 very fact that she lasted..over the honeymoon pertod with Bluebeard ‘I8 greatly in her favor. She was one of the first electriclans of her dny, being assoclated intimately with “Aladdin’s lamp"—and lived ;to :wge her husband “lit up" several tipes during the darkest spells. Natural Gueation.' Conductor (to nervous gentleman)-— Well, you'd better not sit in the obs vation car, That's the one that gets | the worst of it in an accident. Nervous Gentleman—Why the devil do you bring it aleng, then?—Stock-|. hoim Kasper. * by Wire System of Country Built by Small Savings The savings of many thousan(s oOf | e men and women ‘coming from every i walk of life and living in every state of | :'the Union have buillt the telephone sys- | | tem of the United States, and several [t | hundred thousand men and women liv- ing in almost every community in-the country are now engaged in managing, mglntalnlng and operating that sys- tem. Tt might truly e sald that the itélephone industry ‘in -this country is 100% American, being owned, con- #rolled and operated by the people, for the people, 3. 3 #»The ‘American Telephone & ‘Tele: ph Company, the parent company of the Bell System; of which the North- western® Bell is one of the Associated ‘ompanies, has the largest number of @?léfi@ ‘were very (intéresfi;{g and well stockhélders of any telephone company. given, and they were enjoyed Very | The published records of that Com- | pany :show -that en August 15, 1921, 171,620 individuals owned its stock, | the average number of shares held by | stockholders - was about 31, and no tockholder owned as much’ as one- half of one per cent. of the total stock. A Sophomore class meeting was | 1ncluding employees who are purchas- ing stock by monthly payments, the | company now has 212,000 stockholders, Egg Dances. The egg dance, now confined chiefly to Spain, among the people of Va-|] lencia, wus a oncé popular diversion in ~England, - Scotland, - Holland nn(” other parts of Europe. A number. of. eggs were arranged in a prescribe form upon the @ancing floor, among’ ‘them ‘a blind-folded dancer moved s best he might, to music, the object being to “execute an intricate dance without breaking the eggs. Fhe music, lilke the arrangement of.the eggs, also was prescribed. The Micwouri Philosopher. An opttnist can always see the I bright stde of {he other fellow’s mis- fortune—~Jameson Gem. .. Modern-Problems No. 5, Tlow “oes a tat mon disrobe in a2 apner herth? Lok ‘We have moved and can serve you beteer at 312 Minnesota -avenue. 2¢11-19. Sunshine Grocery. * SMOKE ™ Country. Club Made in Bemidji Mild Havana & 5 880! ¥ L3t t are quickly felieved by Sloan’s Liniment, ~Apply it freely and enjoy a caiforting sense of warmth. It penetrateswithou rubbing. Good ‘also for sciatica,” Iumbago, ,neuralgia, over-cxerted miuscles, stiff joints, external aches and pains, back: aches, strains and sprains, Don't fet ,pain lay you up, Keep Sloan’s Liniment Jandy and at the firgt sign of an ache or "pain, use it, for it certainly does g:rod uce réstlts. At all druggists—35¢, 70c, 3.40. Sloa Lir nimen and: D 0 fuwte Saland, ‘w Bg S e e o s o Of the 15,000,000.000 inhabitants] ‘Sumatra furnished the record spi- 1 the globe it has been estimated three die every two seconds, -every minute, 5,695 every hour,-137,- fcircumference and its legs seventeen 736 every day and 50,000,000 a year. |inches long. g T S across— —Phonei28-W—= 'Them were 632,869 nlarfiages in 90 die | cently. Its body was nine-ineles in|1913. deaths for 1920 was 159,000 com- pared with 58,000 in 1913, ‘that | der to the world. It was captured re-|France last year against 31,036 in The number of births over Take Life Easy! HERE YOU ARE, LADIES! 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