Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, November 9, 1921, Page 8

PAGE EIGIN Twentleth . Century o Umited |g | Laugh With Us— Not At Us— | ! Offensive i ' This is the time of the ycar when a man digs up and wears last winter’s | | overcoat and finds that the moths | have been busy on the west front,| | piercing the line and making an ex-| tensive breach. —Did It Ever Happen to You?— Fixing the Blame \| “You can hardly blame a girl for sitting on a fellow when he Kisses her,” says an exchange. No, that's right, you can’t blame either ong. —Well, Who Is?— i Wanted Steady Job i ‘| A western man advertised for al | housekeeper and received no replies. | He later advertised for a wife and} £ | it seems, prefer a steady job. Baby’s Pacifier Dear Twentieth Century: Our ba-; {"tle. Can you suggest anything more | ¥ economical?—I. M. Needy. | { 1l ‘Well, you might try snoring for i the little dear. —Drown the Cries— ¥ The Mother of Invention . Love is what makes a girl eat.a | can of pork and beans on the kitchen ! table instead of picking bits of tur- key and pheasant at a restaurant down town. —Maybe— Not in Bemidji /. Some’couples are as foglishly mated as a 13 collar and a 16 shirt, we are | |/ informed by high authority. Of ¥ course this does not happen in Be- midji. —Other Way Around— 7 One for Every Day of thc Week { i: We know a man who has the over- coat he is now wearing, the one he { wore last winter, the one he wore the i winter of 1919, the one he wore the i winter of 1918, the one he wore in £1:1917, and the one he wore before ;the. war. —He’s Still Wearing' It— i What Docs Your Wife Do? ¢ Dear Twentieth Century: We are informed that the honeymoon is as good as over when a young husband has to get up in thd morning and light the gas under the percolator. p(y husband lies abed until the room is nicc and warm. What does your husband do?—I. Wonder. According to that some honey- moons never get started. —Aint Tt a Fact?— 3 | { ' 'TRUNK HIGHWAY WORK |10 AID STATE JOBLESS (Continued from Page 1) Waubun, 18 miles of gravel-surfacing pat $75,000. 1 T. H. No. 34—Park Rapids through 5 i keley. 22 miles of gravel-surfacing ]at $54,000/ } = i - > T. H. No. 35—Between Bennetts- ville and Mille Lacs Lake, 8 miles of, _igrnvel-surfucing at $24,000. T. H. No. 35—Between Grand Rap- ids and Pokegama Lake, 7.5 miles of gravel-surfacing at $22,5600. T. H. No. 54—Between Elbow Lake and Herman, 12 miles of gravel-sur- facing at $18,000. i T. .H. No. 60—Between Mankato and Madison Lake, 4 miles of gravel- ! surfacing at $17,500. 4 i T. H. No. 68—Between Marshall l'and Taunton, 17 miles of gravel-sur- {facing at $55,000. ! The projects total 299 miles and the cost estimates aggregate $1,687,- 1000. The bids are to be opened at the old state capitol building in St. { Paul. 'HYLAN ELECTED MAYOR OF N. Y. BY. BIG MARGIN (Cdntinued Trom Page 1} comptrollership and_ strengthened their hold in the legislature. ¢ Indiana_democrgts elected thirty ‘mayors, three in republican strong- ‘holds; Republicans elected 21. Lew “Shank won in Indianapolis. Don Rob- erts of Terre Haute and Rollin Bunch of Muncie, former mayors who served in prison, failed in attempts to comd “back, " ¢ / } . New Jersey democrats, standing on;j wet issue, lost. Republicans claim gains.in ithe legislature. Kentucky republicans apparently ‘won ‘the: Louisville city election. Michigan—Mayor Couzens was re- ected” in Detroits Pennsylvania—Philadelphia and ittsburgh showed republican ength. Ex-mayor McGee was re- rned to that office in Pittsburgh y 50,000. William I. Schaffer, re- ublican, defeated FEugene Bonni- jell, democrat, for the supreme court. ‘Many smaller counties, becausc of lo- al republican rebellion, showed dem- cratic strength. In Lancaster, a dem- cratic ticket defeated the republican anization 'SUBSCRIBE FOR THE © DAILY PIONFFR MARKETS POTATO MARKET Chicago, Nov. 9.—Potato market steady. Receipts 100 cars, Total U. S. b F $ ipments, | got a hundred answers. Even the girls, | :{:lc‘l’(eg,“;lfl() to $1.90; |_7ulk, 51:75 ; f Ito $2; Minnesota Red River Ohios, { poLiterSentenee 1$1.50 ‘to $1.70; North Dakota Ohios, iel 1$1.60 to 51.65; ldaho whites, $2.25. 597 cars. Northern whites, ke e wanis it 1o +at. ARMISTICE DAY PLANS SET FOR GALA OSC.A_'S,ION | (Continued From Page 1) "the free supper will be given ex-ser- |vice men. The dance and carnival is to begin at about 8 o'clock, the ar- mory being made ready for this fea- ture right after the close of the |fights, Novel features are in store | for those who attend the carnival, { which is to be held in connection with | the dance. : Local merchants are expected to | honor Armistice Day by closing their stores at least between the hours ol |11and 1 o’clock and between 3 and |5 o'clock. Several plan to remain |closed after the parade begins. Local imills and other industrial plants are asked to close for the:day. Business places are asked to dis- | play their flags and such other decor- |ations for the occasion as are avail- | able. Since this day has been deciared a national holiday, it 15 hoped ihat !the entire city will join with the local ' Legon post in putting over the best celebration in the history of the city. R AR E IR ERRREER RS * PINEWOOD * IR KR KL KRR RS Carl Erdahl and Esther JoseiSon returned to Bemidji Tuesday after visiting relatives near Debs. Mrs. C. A. Bye and children were Bomidji business visitors Wednesday. Carl Koppang, Ted Gleasing and Misses Anna and Esther Bakken were Bemidji visitors Wednesday. d Mr. and Mrs. Nels: Rude were Be- midji visitors Friday. The coffee party given by Mrs. T. B. Millar at the hotel Thursday in honor of Mrs. Carl Clauson was well attended by the ladies of Pinewood. The basket social given by Miss Beulah Scwell Saturday evening, was ‘well attended. The baskets netted $77.80. The money raised will be used to pay for a phonograph for the schoo!l. Everybody had a good time except a few who failed to get the right baskets. a ‘The town of Roosevelt has graveled the swamp road near Debs and some | of ‘the worst plates north of Aure. Tom Millgr says this greatly improves the road ‘to Debs with what stumns and rocks he knocked out with his traction engine and flivver. We have hopes of better roads north from from town some day. Fritz Johnson of Debs was a busi- ness caller here'Saturday. He went from here to Leonard to visit rela- tives over Sunday. Albert Thompson of Debs returned home Sundayt from North Dakota where he spent the summer. He ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FI‘OR S_ALE‘—”Heavf ;hfy n\ixe;I si;xb wood from country mijl. $4.560 per load of 100 cubic feet. Phone 93. 5(11714 - FOR § ing car in first-class mechanical condition. - Two spare tires, also new garage, well built. $1,000 cash takes it all. Offer good for only 1218 Bemidji ave. attached to rim. leave at Pioneer for reward. reed baby buggy. Phone 562-J. Ache? When you’re suffering from headache, g backacke, toothache, neuralgia, or'pain from"any Gthercausa, try r. Miles Anti-Pain Pills | iOne or two andithe pain stops Contain: no habit-forming drugs Have you tried Dr. Miles’ Nervine? Ask vour Drueggist 3t11-11 | LOST=—Kelly-Springfield tire, 33%; Finder pléase 3 2t10-10; ‘WANTED TO BUY—A good round-|| brought home a team of horses and a wagon. | Alfred Fossend _returned home Wednesday from Neilsville, Minn., where he was working on a farm all summer. . Mr. and Mrs. George Sthol are moving back to their farm for the winter, where Mr. Sthol will log this winter. ; Mr. and Mrs. Charles Rock and Carl Schmitt were Solway visitors Sunday. - I FES SR SR FEEERERSE S ] 1 X SOLWAY * EREEEEEE RS LR R LR NS Miss Elva Peterson has been visit- ing with her parents in this vicinity, for the last few days. Miss Peterson retirned to Bemidji Monday noon. Miss Doris Sime returned home Wednesday evening to visit with her parents here. Miss Sime returned to | Bemidji Monday. Ovina Peterson, Clara: Lomen and Bina Gustafson spent Saturday and Sunday visiting with_their parents. Mr. and Mrs. Willlam Perry and son, Richard, of Lamoure, N. D., ar- rived here last Tuesday to visit with relatives and friends. Mrs. P. J.. Rock, Mr. and Mrs. Ferry, son Richard, and Mr. Rock attended the show in Bemidji last wednesday evening. Mrs. James Bration and son, Ken- neth, were visitors in Bemidji over Sunday. 4 Miss Dosena Peterson was a Be- midji visitor Monday. . Several of the young folks of this vicinity attended the dance and bas- ket social at Pinewood last Saturday evening. Remember, everybody, Saturday evening is the night of the big dance. \gc sure to come and have a good | time. Man With Backbone Wins, The man who has no hackbone Is the weakling in business, shifted and slhiunted about by everyone with whom he comes in contact. But the man who has hackhone is not trod upon— he is the one whose aggressiveness makes him successful and wins him respect.—Exchange. * Failure to doff his hat when the funeral cortege of an American soldier passed, caused Adam Kosloskl to losc his job as constable at Sauk Raplids. Minn. A complaint against Kosloski was filed by members of the Amer}gnn Legion. B> Al SIDELIGHTS ON GREAT DISARMAMENT PARLEY (Continued From Page 1) A Japanese,” where the emperor ‘is di- vinely exclusive. *The -diplomatic corps, -from am- bassadors down to attaches, are get- with its yards and yards of gold braid and ribbon, preparatory to the func- tions which always go hand in hand with international gatherings of this kind, and where, often some of the most important “business” is done. This task will be a simpler one for the American statesmen and diplo- mats, who have the same dress clothes as the doctor of Omaha or the busi- man of San Francisco. State department officials for weeks have been frantically trying to corral enough automobiles and typewriters and other paraphernalia for the dele- gates-and newspaper correspondents. Every army has its camp followers. Notable among these at the Washing- ton hattlefield is the band of propa- gandists. Most of these camp follow- ers really preceded their armies. They are here busily singing the praises of their wares, which are the aims and ambitions of their clients, and mak- ing all sorts of charges against es- tablished government and rival fac- tions. Sceretary of State Hughes is ex- pected to guide the conference to a successful accomplishment of its pur- pose-—the securing of an effective agreement among the powers for lim- itation of armament. prime sponsor for the conférence, is going about his business with a vis- jon in his mind, but with his feet firm- ly on the ground. “Trained seals” ‘are at the Wash- ington confercnce 'also. This “ani- mal” is a high-priced newspaper cor- respondent, who interprets the news the honse. hard-working reporter writes. Embassy buildings have been scru- pulously spruced up 'for the fray, and the various nations have secured pa- latial Washington ‘homes for their principal delegates and hotel suites for theiy lesser representatives and office forces. e ‘Washington society matrons are expecting ‘a<busy: season this winter, 1 for your BIG Game Also our steok of U. TER Cartridges. ‘ 15c a can. ment. ry back, it might be Siop. Hun Go to GIVEN HARDWARE COMPANY M. C. & WINCHES- standing on the run-way. '_Canned heat HUNTING KNIVES, Axes, Gun Oil and .Greases are necessary parts When the hunt is all over and you must hur- LIQUID RADIATOR CEMENT. ! GET OUT in the woods for a REAL time. THE SPORTING GOODS STORE ~ PHONESI—. Hunting Supplies. Deer and Moose Hunting Season: opens Thursday, November 10th. Use WESTERN CARTRIDGES, the BIG Game Hunter’s favorite. Remington Fore-arm Action Rifles. .$50 One second-hand Remington Automatic Riflle, in good condition, for—$35.00 POCKET COMPASSES—You should al- ways have a Compass when you go in the woods.’ Price—60c, and more. FLASHLIGHTS-—Always useful, but es- pecially so on a hunting trip; take a few ex- tra batteries and bulbs. STERNO CANNED HEAT——For heating the coffee and warming your hands while ting out their official dress clothing, ! l Hughes, the’] l and are hopefully expectant their aid will be called for in the social entertainment provided for dis- anguished visitors from overseas. Meanwhile there has been, almost an absence of news about the more important phases of the conference. To repeated inquiries regarding the course of this government’s policies in the conference, American’ officials reply, and wisely, “Do you hear of Great B WEDNESDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 9, 1921 that | big event. ence meets. itain, Japan, France or any of the oter nations announcing their 1 g progranis at the -conference?” And so|sions and committee meetings will be the world watches and waits for the beautiful “Arch of Jewels” been crected by the American gov- ernment across one of the Potomac park drives near where the confer- 'NER JESY has ference. i the Daughters of the American park. YA CANT FOOL ME! ANOYHER ONE O THEM ADVUERT\SWN' SCHEMES \ Revolution building. The closed ses- in the beautiful Pan-American build- ing, where it was originally intended to hold the open sessions of the con- Offices for the delegates and con- ference rooms, with working quarters for the press, have been opened in the new Navy building. Each of the The open sessions of the confer-|buildings are about 200 feet apart nce will be held in Continental hall |and all situated in beautiful Potomac “Can’t fool me— it's a Piedmont” Fied | The Vn'&inia Cigarette LiccerT & I\'fY;:RS Tosacco Co. Ino —and for cigareites Virginia tobaccs is the best T T of your equip- well to have a can of T i [T tal » arghes, this Vizax NOV. 11-12 callouses, PHONE 172-W run-over heels, weak ankles or fallen is your opportunity to correct the “cause and free yourself from pain for all time. Wizard Foot_Expert at. Our Store BEMIDJI SHOE STORE 315 MINNESOTA AVE. We have secured for the above dates the seryices of a foot relief expert, trained in the Wizard System of Foot Correction. He will be here for several days to assist in our own foot- relief department. - Examination Free—No charges You merely slip off your shoes for a few minutes just as you do in buying The foot relief expert will quickly detect ‘the cavse of your foot trouble with no discomfort of inconvenience o you. T T I T AT I (I A