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I ' ’ TUESDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 1, 1921 MOVE OM AND DONY BE GRINMING AY ME, COME NOW, ME BHOY ' DONY NE REO-HEAD, S BE PICKIN' THE PREYYY POSIES N YHE PARRRK.! | HAVE ME ENE ON e ! \ ALWANG WEARD ~TH' NEW NORK POL\CE FOREE WLZ T LAW LIKE STHATY 3| G-gosmt \ eanr HELP T HAR! HAR! 't W The Twentieth . Century . & : Umited |g ‘Laugh With Us—, Not At Us— A Lot of Good Jot of good the church services | g You, last ‘Sunday,” says’ the ‘wife friend of ours, “why you didn’t g: notice the ‘chinchilla coat on the loman sitting in front of us!” ! —Can You Beat'It?— ' He Can’t Be | . i n chuaintunce pf ours called our A MARKETS VALUABLE INFORMATION iranger was working for the gov-| (Qontlnund from Page 1) snment. We hardly believe so. He can be done by putting infested land some way for the work of keeping! TEN POULTRY CENTERS the farm clean. A “At the annual-town meeting, the DESIGNATED IN STATE chairmen should put béfore the voters the matter of raising funds for:.keep- ing weeds down on the roads within the town.” arated points over the state, the ob- |Long Lake in Hennepin county, ject of each being to demonstrate the | Kingston in Meeker county, Mllacq in profit to be derived from poultry as|Mille Lacs county, Askov in Pine @ part of the farm business. The mem- | county, Walker in Cass county, Or- bership of each community must not | chard - Gardens in Dakota county, be less than ten, or more than thirty, | Brookston in St. Louis county, Elm- anad all members must pledge them- | dale in Morrison county, Freedom in lsmmlm communities at widely sep- |ties have been designated as follows: ppears busier than that. i —No Symptoms— | Nothing Doing Poultry specialists of the agricul- POTATO MARKE' tural division of the state university, he younger set do. —Aint It a-Fact?— Dollar Day Digs ““I would likel to buy 30 bars of our soap for $1 as I saw it adver- “'sed in The Pioneer,” the customer eclared. 'Will you have it scented or un- sented?’” asked the Dollar Day mer- hant. “I think I will take it with me,” plied the prospective customer, ’-—BAe a Buyer Tomorrow— 7 Ad Infinitum i Dear Twentieth Century: Why all ais talk about telling people how to ve their lives? I believe in the right - i every citizen to liv s life in his wn manner.—M. I. Right. That’s our sentiment, past until the police get wise. —Then Watch Out— Sister Decides ‘ “My father knows you are going sister,” said the little oy to his sister’s suitor, [ "'But I didn’t know it mysclf un- 1 just a few minutes ago,” the suit- It replied rather astounded. [ “Oh, so she’s told you, too, ‘has fae?” —Dit It Ever Happen to You— Balancing the Accounts ow that the disarmament confer- is to meet in Washington within e next several days and remain in sion for several months, that ought -enable the Washington hotel keep- “to get back some of the money urope horrowed during the war. ~—That’ll, Help Some— I0RWEGIAN LUTHERANS END CIRCUIT MEETING (Continued Trom Page 1) 5 of Akeley, Rev. T. Rotto of Leon- Rev. A. 0. Odegaard of Black- , Rey. A. K. Vinji of Kelliher, v T. Goodmundson of Northome, tev. K. Vaage of Littlefork. Mrs. H. agelson and Mrs. H. W. Sorenson e to attend the Women’s Mission- Federation. The committees in charge wish to k a}l guests for their presence, choir for the service they ren- ed, and also the peonle of Bemidji their kind hospitality, tly, at laoa g Still Powerful Ruler. vith an area of 245,000 square les, Afghanistan is, next to Tibet, i i largest country in the world that s virtually closed to the citizens of fier nations. But political life at ary, alert Kabul is {n sharp con- ast to the meditative seclusion and ssic aloofness of ‘the pious lamas ‘Lhasa. Amir Amanullan Khan, rough his agents in Indid and else- ere, is in close touch with the rld’s current events; and, as the t remaining indepepdent ruler of a lem country, now that the power the’ caliph at Stamboul {s broken, wields o far-refiching influence liroughout the Mohammedan world; 80, because his land happens to ile gt 1s It does on the map of the rld,” it Is plain that for a long time comeé lie will be an ‘actlve force in & political destinles of middle Asia, ke Menelik of Abyssinia, Queen Lil +ic Hawailan 1slands, or the. last - the Fijl kings, this Amir, remote obscure g8 his kingdom is, stands tn his tihe ag a picturesque world ure. To Get' Rid of Red Ants. i he' followjug i, recommended by United States Department of Ag- ulture: Make a'sirup of: ordinary spgar , and, water, - rather «thin, thé addition of not more than! -fobrths" of 1 iper cent - sodium ate, which is ‘polson. Saturatél ice about where the ants are foumd. ey carry the wi to their nests d feed it to their young and (ueens, feh eventially destroys the colony, Easy to Discover. TWhat 1s space?” asks a headline A dnfly pipér. If the writer would 1y fake: the frouble to sit between ¢ hie wonid perhaps stop asking such ly questions—TLondon Punch, \ New York girl, barely 100 years | f'age, has refused an offer of marri- ze from a man; of 103. She, evi- ‘ently, is not attracted by the pros- getiof being an old man’s sweet- adrt. At that they might have just glong a happy married life as some jall sponges with the sirup and |+ o stout women In a crowded street | Chicago, Nov. 1.—Potato market steady. Receipts 89 cars. Total U. S. shipments 802 cars. Minnesota and Wisconsin whites, sacked and bulk, $1.70 to $1.85; Minnesota and North bulk, $1.65 to $1.80; South. Dakota Red River Ohios, $1.40 to $1.65. BUSY. STREET CORNER SAREST Logical Reason Why There Are Few Accidents Where the Traffic Is the Heaviest. “You must have lots of accldents here,” said a friend of Traffic Com- missionér Harriss the other day as they were passing one of the most | congested corners of the city. “I'm not surprised either,” he added as he saw a large touring car come sud- denly to a halt less than half a foot from a passing pedestrian, - The commissioner shook his head. “That’s where you're wrong,” he re- plied. “Not only are there not more but there are actually less accidents here in proportion to the amount of traffic that goes by than almost any other place in New York. If you'll think a minute you'll see the reason for it, too. or less quiet and deserted a person crossing the road is less apt to look for approaching vehicles. Where they are always passing, however, he is al- ways on the lookout. “The theory works both ways. While the pedes- trian keeps a<close watch on the stream of traffie, “the automobile driver also keeps tab . on the 'con- tinous file of pedestrians In his way. On a comparatively quiet street both | *pedestrians and cars are. exceptions and accidents are bound to oceur.” | —New York Sun, | Scots “Fish” With Swimmers. Over in canny Scofland they “fish” with swimmers, that is with students whe are learning to swim, | Swimming instructors have various | melhods for teaching their pupils, but nane is more novel than that used by | some of the Scotch. These Ingtructors | have a rope and pulley nrm‘ngemcut" by which the pupil is suspended at the end of the rope in the wajfer. The instructor holds the other end of the rope and can raise or lewer the pupil n the water. In his other hand the instructor has a long pole with Which'he prods the pupil at varlous times to correct the movements of the arms and legs. | Should the Instructor lose his grip on the rope what would happen to the| pupil can be imagined: But suppos- ing,” with that pole in hls hand, the Instructor loses his temper? The field of conjecture is open.—Cleveland News-Leader. s . First Version of English Bible, The first complete version of the | English Bible was that of Miles Cover- dale. It appeared in 1585 and was based on thé Swlss-German version published at Zirich in '1524:29. In 1382 there huil appeared a version at- tributed to Wycliffe, but ‘the gospels alone cnn ‘e {denfified 2§ the work of Wycliffe himself. © The translation of thie Old Testament and the Apoc- rypha is the work of Nicholas (o | Heréford, The translation of the New Testament, by William Tyndale | appeared at Worms in 1625; later edi- tions fn 15 4 “Latitudi This nime was often’ applied to a Jiool.of Bnglish writers In fhe sev- eéhith century who sought to recon- @ the Church of England and the ‘puritan element upon the basis of sub- ordinpting. differences in doctrines to | thofbrond essentinls of religion, e “Improbable Story :Beginnings. ,Il‘gélgvenicker had been in the dance | -place for over three hours, but still, | e hild niot ‘tired of the jazz music. Dakota Red River Ohios, sacked and}rye is cut to prevent the seeding of Where the street is more (§ into cultivated erop. Clover cut for hay is a good crop to prevent their seeding. Winter rye ripens before the thistles but the field should be mowed or plowed shortly after the thistles that come up in the st\;bble. “Barley, if seeded real early, may get ripe before the thistles. Wheat, oats, late sown barley or the like should not be seeded on badly infest- ed land as it may become necessary to mow the crop before it is ripe. T}lis may be avoided by careful plan- ning.: 3 “The, thistle is our enemy and the sooner we conquer it the bettéer for us. We can easily subdue them and | keep them subdued if éach of us does our share, and from now on we must. Every person should familiarize him- self with the Minnesota weed law (Chapter-320, Session Laws 1921). “I wish to warn land renters that if they live on the land, notice to de- renter and not on the owner. ’ ers should therefore beware of rent- ing weedy land unless the landlord agrees, in-the contract, to pay him in FAIR BOARD INCREASES CLUB APPROPRIATIONS T. A. Erickson of University Farn:, state leader of boys’ and girls’ club work, announces that the Minnesoia propriations by $600 for club exhibiis and demonstrations for the 1922/ state exposition. The amount appro-| priated was $8,800, principal items| of which are $4,000 for the mainten- | ance of the farm boys’. camp, $1,000| for breadmaking - club work, and; $1,000 for pig elub exhibits. The rest! ‘of the money, will be used for county {club and canning team exhibits, crop: tand stock demonstration. teams, gar-! ment making teams and exhibits, tand corn club prizes. (FAIR ASSOCIATION HEADS HOLD MEETING TOMORROW ' Directors of the Beltrami County': Fair association will meet tomorrow | stroy weeds must be served on the|afternoon at 1:30 o’clock. The ar- Rent- | ticles of incorporation will be amend- 'ed and reports from department heads,, offering suggestions for next year’s fair, will be heard. A Carload of - Winesap Ap The Winesap Apple is one and ‘will keep for months. Choice Winesap Apples,;w BUTTER, EGGS an Phone 66 MR Just Received your winter requirements at these Rock-Bottom Prices: Assorted grades, not wrapped, per box ................ $2.35 We:Pdy the Highest Market Prices for Peoples Co-Operative Store BEMIDJI, MINN. 'Eine Western ples In Boxes: of the best winfer varfeties Now is a good time to buy ! “ / s rapped, pe"‘box oo $2.55 d FARM PRODUCE -t Phone 66 T Miller's: Cs i .+ November2* When Landeck presented his check ‘more than once. | Svenska sbjected to her boy friends | spending money on her. Rocquefort had' just returned frowm | the dentist, who refused to acéept the | regular fee hecause he had nflicted so much pain_ upon his patient, “No,” ‘sald 'the Insurance agént, “I was not ‘just’ In the neighborhood, but | I came uptown especlally to see you.” ~Melvin Lang iy the Ney_York Sun, ‘ At Your Grocer i Red Label Coffec . b - will be served free at , sh & Carry Grocéry I Wednesday-and Thursday | Yot cARE CORDIALLY INVITED| ||l at the paying teller's window, the man | [l In the cage did not count the money | i Nash- Distributors November 3~ I 'z'nclz-_ Co. state fair board has increased its ap-| wgcrking with the farm bureau, have designated ten county poultry demon- selves to kebp accurate records -of production and cost. The communi- tin county. Waseca county and Fairmon in Mar- ' \ October 171h was Lucky-Day at th - Given Hardware Store 237 Caéh Sales Totaling $333.78 -~ To Be Given Away On SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5TH Pick out your cash receipts dated OCTOBER 17th and present them at our store SATURDAY, NOVEM- BER 5th and get your money back. R We have made arrangements Tor extra help next Saturday as we want to refund every dollar taken in OCTOBER 17th. That is all there is to it. The simple rule is that you present your receipt of your cash pur- chase made October 17th next Saturday. It cannot be re;deemed only on Saturday, November 5th. Think of it! Two hundred and thirty-seven cash sales amounting to $333.78 waiting here to be returned to the owners, who made cash purchases October 17th. You must ?nlfl?]y have one of these receipts. - Look them over care- fully. . : We are so well pleased with LUCKY DAY thaf we have decided to continue it during NOVEMBER. The same rules will apply. Here they are: B Rule 1.—Buy your hardware from GIVEN and pay cash. Rule 2.—Insist upon getting a'receipt, and save it. g Rule 3.—If it has the LUCKY DAY date, present it at GIVEN’S Saturday, December 10th, and get your money. : THE LUCKY DAY FOR NOVEMBER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE PIONEER DECEMBER 1st. In order to reggce to cash our surplus stock of hardware, we are giving one day’s cash sales during the month to our customers. - ' BE LUCKY—TRADE WITH GIVEN If you made a cash purchase at GIVEN’S every day during the month, you are sure to get back one day’s purchase. .Try this during November. Get the Daily + Cash Buying Habit at Given’s. /.~ REMEMBER, we say again, LUCKY DAY FOR «; *OCTOBER WAS THE 17th. We give you back your . money oh Saturday, November 5th. . DOLLAR DAY BARGAINS TOMORROW i This special DOLLAR DAY event proves that the Dallar is increasing in value and coming into its own again. Make YOUR DOLLAR DO DOUBLE DUTY 1 Hardware Store BEMIDJI Phone 57 Minnesota Ave.