Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 26, 1921, Page 6

Twentieth Century Laugh With Us— Not At Us— Putting the Ring in Lardner | Ring Lardner recently applied for membership in the American Legion | at Riverside, Ill., stating that “Wile | I never fought vs.'Germany as a hole; I often had hot words with August Klinke, the garbage man.” He applied for the position of post bugler. ~ —Tooting/the Horn— Social Injustice. The wife who shoots her husband gets into the movies, but the man who beats his wife gets into jail. A glaring example of inequality of the| sexes and the injustice heaped upon | the dear ladies by the male brutes. | —Aint We Got Fun?— MARKETS a *LASAARABSARNANEESARAAAREARSRARRLLL! POTATO MARKET Chicago, Oct. 26.—Fotato market | weak. Receipts, Did It Ever Happen to You? | shipments, 1,474M4cars. tWisl:o}:!:in, i eat differ- | Michigan = and innesota whites, Not that it makes any great differ [sacked N hulk, §1.65 fo $1.80; ence, but when he gets the bill for it, the man who just passed through a ‘“‘successful” operation wishes the patient had died. " —What a Saviflg— What'’s In a Name? 1t has been brought to our:atten- tion that maybe one reason why pro-| hibition does not work very well, is that there isn’t much prohibition. —Aint It a Fact?— Remember the Sabbath | The Kelliher Journal tells us that| “Charles Arey chopnped the back of | his left hand while splitting wood | Sunday.” A reader says it serves him right; that he shouldn’t have been splitting wood on Sunday. Evidently that was a case where | the man’s left hand didn’t know what the right hand was doing. —But It Soon' Found Out— As It Is Minnesota and North Dakota Red River Ohios, $1.65 to $1.85 TOBAY STARTS END (Continued Trom Page 1) will have more credits than his com- petitors, and that one will win the grand capital prize, the Buick four: Important Notice to All Today the ballot box will be placed in the Northern National Bank by the gentlemen who have kindly con- sented to act as judges in this cam- paign. \They will not only lock the ballot box but will seal it as well, and one of the members will retain I the keys. 3 | How to'Deposit Subscriptions | In order to deposit your sub: | tions and receive the proper credits “Do you take this man for better for same by the judges, you must or for worse?” . | have all of your subscriptions in the . “He can’t get no worse, and they | ballot box at he Northern National is no hopes of his getting any better, so I takes him as he is.” —-Dit It Ever Happen to You?— Santn’s No Saint | The little boy was being reprimand- ed for swearing, and his parents asked him where he had ever heard the word used. It seems that he laid the blame to Sante, Claus when he fell over a chair in the boy’s bed- October 29. If you are one minute late the subscriptions will not be counted. The campaign will positive- ly el at 8 o’clock and all subscrip- tions and credits must be in the ballot box at that time or they will not Be counted. The end of the race is only a short time away. and yet there is sufficient time for any one of the club members 90 cars. Total U.gS.| South Dakota whites, $1.40 to $1.70; | OF PIONEER CAMPAIGN Rank before 8 o’clock Saturday night, | TOLABLE! YOLABLE DESERVED FAME - DENIED DICKMAN "‘FOREMOST AMERICAN SOLDIER' WHO SAW SERVICE IN FRANCE"” | HAS BEEN RETIRED. | | PROMOTION NOT GIVEN HIM | Man Who Broke the German Offen. | sive on the Marne and Commanded First Corps in the ‘Argonne Receivi Small Recognition. | | By EDWARD B. CLARK. ! Washington—Maj. Gen., Joseph T. Dickman, after forty-five years of\mil | tary service for his country, has retired ! | to civil life. The War department said a | few words about his good conduct and: | | left the active list and that he was ai soldier in I'rance. | ing. Break the back of a major offensive; jof the enemy who seems to be Jjust on the point of winning a World wa Beyond this, noth- | times on a battleground of his own: choosing; and still Jater lead a vicy torious army into the foe's country—i then retire from the service and you may get a “stickful” of notice in the American press and a grudging word; of commendation from Uncle Sam. i High French and British militaryy authorities hold that Dickman was the foremost- American soldier who sawi seryice on French soil, - Dickman com AKE T | thé press recorded the fact that he haad: later thrash him thoroughly a dozen; J ' 8 WEATHER we wlio Knows definitely the names of the great sol- diers who should have won everlast- ing fame for themselves as well as for the American people when fighting on the ficlds of France? The names of soldiers who had the general direction of campalgning and who dealt out supplies and forwarded ammunition are known, but' no American outside of the army that I have met can name accurately the men who commanded corps and - divisions at Cantigny, -Thierry; Fismes, Mont Faucon, St. Mihiel, and in the drives through the awful wilderness of the Argonne.; The men wha won the right to fame, ! but who did not get it, were for the most part the elder soldiers. They; are retiring from active service one, by one. They deserve everything of the people; most of whom do not know their names, Conference Program Complete. ~ TFinally it c¢an be “said with almost fixed definitcness that the prograi for the arms conference vir- tually is-complete. The conference will (discuss -matters which lie within a well-defined field and will not climb over nor crawl under the fence which marks its boundaries. It is certain that the Far roblems will be taken up first for solution. There’ are many of [’lose, problems and until they are solved no dequate plan can be made for a lim- tation of the national armaments. The Far Iast supplies more difficult fac- ;wrs for the problem of arms limita- tion than JBurope itself, although to- {day the Luropean countries prescnt many a seemingly dangerous situation.: . China " wants its independence of .| plan. \ TOUARLE! feiice. ™ A5 matte t, the Unmited IStates and Japan have come pretfty Iclose alveady to a settlel ;mutter. If all the I ware reduced fo a ba: of understand- ling, it is believed in Washington that lereat reductions in the armaments of {the countries of the world can be se- |('ured by agreement without much diffi- iculty. i There have been rumors from timel| to time that the arms conference will take up such matters as the indebted- of one nation” to another, and some other extraneous things, such as ithe failures or successes of the League ‘of Nations and policies relating to! Sl|||(-!s(iun.~: which the league already dias under consideration. . It is known that the administration does. not de- sire any great broadening of the field ‘of discussion. In fact, it is said rather Dluntly in Washington that nothing Avill be discussed except those things which were nominated in the original + Commercial Value of Sharks. ;. Sharks in‘the waters along the Drit- fish Columbia coast are to be turned linto leather, liver ofl, fertilizer, jew- lelry, and fi dollars. i ers of some of the sun sharks, ‘which are 60 to G5 per cent ofl, yield fup to 20 gallons of the finest oil suit- hle for medlcal purposes and as a lub- ‘vicant. ¥ Sharks’ teeth are in great demand ‘for the manufacture of necklaces, ow- fing to a in neck ornament which [recently developed. The fins are almost pure gelatine, which when cured are used hy Orien- itals in preparation of table delicacies. Membranes and intestines are| fforeign control. It’ probably cannot et it, but there are certain relieving things which can be -done for Ching,'| jturned into gloves, ghie and gut; blood | !land flesh into chicken food and fer- tilizers. The head is a solid mass of . " 'Times Ain’t What They Usta Be! | TOLABLEY T R ~ = == BUY NOT WMAT ¥ USED '® BE' NOUD ORTER HAVE SEEN THAT OCEAN WHE I WUZ A BOVY LOCAL LEGION POST TO MEET THURSDAY NIGHT Reports of the various committeeI chairmen for the Armistice Day cel-! ebration will be heard at that time! and it is expected that there will be ! a latge attendance. All ex-service: men, whether members of the post or not, are invited to meet with the post at any time. The next regular meeting of the Ralph Gracie post of the American Legion will be held tomorrow night at 8 o’clock at the rooms of the Civic and Commerce association. ‘An inter- esting session is planned and lunch ‘.‘{lll follow the business meeting. THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS - Sixteen or manded a division, a corps, and uni and the chances are that the confer-! army in succession, and yet he never! ence will sueceed in. doing them. Thei ! made a lieutenant-general, as (Chinese. are Asiatics, d so are the yhody, War department officers i Japanese,i but -except for certain ele- | cluded, know should- -have been the: ‘ments in Cliina the people of the land | Toom on Christmas eve. ‘Lo et SI:VLil'lIl more- 50,000 credits o Mot {each and this would no doubt make maslas Coming |a lot of difference in the prize that| o3 they would win. If you can trust your WORLD POWERS HAVE own judgment as to your competi MILLIONS IN ARMIES |tor's strength, based on fact and "b'i case. 1|{do not Jike their near neighbors, t / the,| servations, lay your/plans according- | "y the enrly, summer ‘of 1918 the! Japanese. TMhe desire of the Chine;: ’FILE SUIT 'l’o PROH[B!T inly;, Theve & yot tine fto stem the‘m-nn forced: the passage of the: is:to get rid of the influence of the; 5 X INTERFERENCE IN TRADE cartilage glue. = The most valuable part of the fish is the skin, which has the toughnesi of vulcanized rubber. N\ i Sixty HE Ford car is so simple in construction, so dependable in its action, so easy to op- g (Continued From Page 1) tide of defeat and turn it to sweep- material things in aterin 5 1 attitude on_limiting land armament | j,. victor Marne river,and began slowly to pushi Japanese over in the conference, probably will be Egee ]Y;m,, About You? forward through the valley of the, {China; and to get rid of the like influ- erate and handle that almost anybody and ev- stream on o front ‘of about twelve ence and control which other nations erybody can safely drive it. put in the p ion of acting as| ' spokesman for the other nations maintaining large military establish- $ ments and whose security would be ) {\lru ty.nu g;:imi] to l)u’ the one 1o e e ¢ crlticat pas i By United Press) inish” triumphantly with an over: | miles. was.one ¢ he most critical! liave over “hinese malters. ik Sy . i 1t is. not thought that the spheres | Chicago, Oct. 26.—Suit to restrain whelming number of credits, or are t.the whole war. Mijor £ b = 5 i i & : i Thi | government officials from interféring 9 Boing vaante F e il % L& nt of 3 you going to be content with what| General: Dickman. arrived with the' of influence of the nations in Ghina will,| T frading in grain futures on the The Ford Coupe, permanently enclosed with 7 ;r::';"nnced more from land than from y}t;u now have and see the rewards of | Ihird diyision of the American army, e done away with, either in n mate- | o0 0 B of Trade was insti- X ,)‘ The United Press has obtained gyc "l‘:‘((e "\;,{Ssct;(il“frfx"y?? L’.’l;fls]l: and aftel desperate fighting he sent- rial or in a directing ]Scnse, huf ti:e tuted in the United States District sliding glass windows, is cozy, and roomy— 3 i e aggressive competitiors? the Germans hurtling back over the! chances ‘are-that conditions will be ! % e g i from official ~ American military € \ b Court here today. | . modest and refined—a car that you, your wife {is up to you now, or let your rivals beat you to it. _ As a final warning, don't try to| figure just exactly how many credits ' standingatmy totals 1,034,000 tr00DS. | of having too many; you cant hews | This includes 120,000 native colonial e ave : N too many but you may not have trogps. France’s trained reserve ag- 3 . €. war. Conarnt Per o wrote: It was Se 1 grogates 4,270,000 troops, all organ- enough. At any rate 8 o’clogk Sz\tu,-4| war, General Pershing wrote : was ,said that the Japanese are willing to o 3 day night will tell the story. Your| on this occasion { 1 single regi- o further in the way of yielding than ized, ‘and the largest organized re-|fypq is in your own hands. You can|ment of the Third division wrote one the world generally would expect to be The case will be brought before Judge Landis November 7. The suit filed by John ilill, Jr., a board mem- ber, asked that Sec: ry of Agricul- ture Wallace, District Attorney Cline {and Internal Revenue Collector John Cannon be prohibited ¥rom inter- fering with trading in futures. NEXT GERMAN CABINET He commanded his division; gmeliorated to an extent that tempo- | Marne, will please the Chi- in the real battle of C The Second division self with glory in those du was fighting not at the v | 2 on one of the flanks, ' tung ‘question will prove difficult for In lis repoyt to the sceretary of the conference to answer, but it is sources the latest and most accurate data, dated August 27, last, giving the relative strength of the armies i of all the nations of the world. or daughter will be proud to own and drive. And, of course, it has all the Ford economies of ateau-Thierry.; rarHy. at least Wlso covered it- nmese. P s, but n:[‘ Japanese May Yield Much, age, but!, The Siberfan question and the Shan- operation and maintenance. Call and look over the Ford Coupe. Reasonable prompt delivery can be made if you order at serve force in the world, with the | yoag b i i 1| i TR i e cout ; E en or embitter it yourself. Don’t| of the most brilliant pages in our mill- the case. The Japanese today occupy excep! ‘°‘“ of Italy | forget that your own subscription tary annals.” only the coast section of Siberia, but | PUZZLES CHANCELLGR once. S e A counts, f ' | This Is all-that Pershing said about' (here they have a firm’ hold under si 3 R TT T the matter. He did not . give the' military leader who acts under the | (By United Press) e HOTEL S OCKHOLDERS RAILROAD HEADS AND ™ " number of the regiment, nov the name| \Jirection iof the. military oflice in | Washingtgn (')ct' 26— The mnext| of its commanding officer, nor even the name of the division commander, Dick. {e\-er to the -wishes of the Japanese (Continued from Page 1) man., The reghment that “wrote one iforeign_of SRR . 0 1 cent. Both executives and brotherhood | of the most brilliant pages in our ili- \""fi‘t'fi%" chiefs rule things in the stockhoiders of the Bemidji Birch- | chiefs must tell what claims they | tary amnals” was the Thirty-Bighth ‘|yao.n What they want to have done, L“u"t“tcfil‘l’.tel’ “;’“’P‘:}"‘Y h“"‘tAb'-’c“ 501"“ have and must get together to settle | Regulne United States infantry, ' com- i l(]m’,e. In most foreign countries held Friday, November i, at § Al W 's'm‘s‘t'(l,t,',‘,_ A thaeadivtes Junded iy, OBl Ulysses Grant Me- {nijtary policy * follows diplomatic in the rooms of the Bemidji Civic|ihe meeting was read and asked if all | wasnt 1 .| poltey, but in Japan:today it scems to and Commerce association. the 140 chairmen of short lines not Waan't Made Licutenant General. »:\ifie: - the Jothidh 3uhy: The dircctors for the ensuing year| affected by the strike call'should at-| _10F his fshting quatits, and the '! China today is syspicious of every will be chosen at this meeting and|tend the meeting. genus of his work on the Marne,'country on earth except the United other business regularly coming be-| - Chairman Barton explained the | General Dickman was made a corps! |States, This is known. It lovks to fore the meeting ~wili be considered | ¢all for the meeting was made broad | COmmunder and sent into the Argonne |this country as a sort of a kindly fos- an, and pays no attentien whatso-| Geyrman cabinet is not_likely to_ re- pudiate .openly the policy of abso- lute fulfillment of the Versailles Treaty heretofore urged by Chan- cellor Wirth. It is quite certain the new. cabinet will not take the stand for unconditional fulfifiment: Wirth is known to feel himself stumped by the situation resulting from his cabinet’s overturn. Although he is trying to gather a new ministry group, the task is a most difficult one. EMPLOYES MEET TODAY WILL MEET NOVEMBER 4 Notices of the annual meeting of C Wewett Co INCORPORATED Authorized Ford Sales and Service - TELEPHONE 970 BEMIDJI |FORMER EMPEROR KARL ¥ TO BE INTERNED AT ABBEY and \acted upon. Ienough to include every one, ‘but|Where he led the Iirst corps in the jter nt who is square dealing and i crum | stated that if any one of the chair-| Jast monthi of that struzzle. Promo- inot given to punishment of children fperor Karl and Empress Zita were z * | men of organizations was not affected | tion was denied him. although both leven though they are not its own |to have been removed from their cas- WIFE oF FARMEB_ ‘| by the dispute he need not attend.| Bullard and Ligsett, corps com- ihlood, Actually the Chinese peum(,:tle prisun today and interned at a The status of shippers’ organzations | manders, had been made leutehant- | are looking to this country to g“.e‘Aficaedlctln%‘abbeyforlx{ P}fatt{n Lake. ] ALMOST STARVEDH::’,:(TS("&;:&; “li:fi'm:h"xfipfi: ques-| goner e e o Hfthem catlipt, L couplets independence | o8t O nder m;gnlét;fi;‘;?; Would You i, § LTS 1 After ), and at the time ‘¢ e | lwhicl oy seek. Jnel - oy 2 79 welcome, although not included in| prmistic el rnl( Dickman flxe’(l h:s 131‘::»‘[‘1:;\02';;1:10(‘)11 nlllilo‘:xgti::e ?\ulll‘ll g:i‘dlgenortnid z; }.mvte ?n;}r:qtf:ed Sm]’ e Mrs. Peterson Suffered Awful the F'*",‘» pad B headquurters in a halt ruined chateau it a taxing one. alt;\;e_ra QUICTH. L0 R o :)'v;n :; s Lo somgs Just south of Sedan. 1t happened that |i Anglo-Japanese Alliance, ' it ive a ,Llal‘ter‘ Pains After Every Meal; Is Now Well as Ever 4‘ the writer him i the of this article was with |} st duyst of the conflict. || Twa days o after »armistice, Nov- emiber 1018, vadio” eame in or- dering General Dickntn 1o veport to 4 for & confercnee. T had enongh milit sense ge of the al's career lu' Tosaid, “You The, Anglo-Jupanese alliance is one jwhich some of the nations look upon las rather inimical to ‘their interests, | and “this i view is .taken clearly nndi | | | PRESIDENT CONCERNED ' - IN NATIONAL WliLl’AREl Birmingham, Ala., Oct. 26.—Presi- dent Harding in a speech to members of the Alabama legislature who called at ‘his office declared that'he 'is as much concerned for the welfare of thcfls’outhern states as he is for the e o M ROREE 18 my object to be nresident ml\mu Thivd army and sent o Ge: all states aud sections,” Harding said. fmany in com il of the aviny of oc- “and to be as concerned for the wel- | cupution.” f fore of Alabama, Mississippi and 1 turned into my bunk on the night Florida, as for New York, Ohio and | of the 12th with wowd (rom the gen- To Sell Your Car? strongly by China. . The Japanese do inot want a renewal of the agreement Inetween the British and the Japanese, | and it can be put:down as-a fact,| . leven though-it’be a surprising one, that wirtually erers\, Engllshmnn residing in ‘China is opposed t0 a renewal of the flliance of his cowditry ‘with Japan. The British - sulijects resident in| China know the féfling of the Chinese people, and they 'fear a hoycott of Declaring she was actually starving| to keep from suffering awful misery, | Mrs. Amy Peterson, wife of a pros- perous farmer of Lakeville, Mass.,| gave out a remarkable statement, re-| cently, in connection with her relief| through theiuse. of Tanlac. “Sometimes I wonder how 1‘lived through it"all,” she said. “I would have: attacks * of acute indigestion nearly every time I ale anything. Those terrible cramping pains and the | nt. TONIGHT— Tomorrow Alright distress from gas and bloating were|Montana.” S 4 srafetlint 1 wasoto lio, routed cont At {English goods of, the kind that the | almost unbearable and I just thought| He tolc the l.oms_h\tm's that it was| 4 o'clock ta accompiny him to Chau- lchinese today have in effect against | there was no hope for mo. | evervbody's obligation to give sevious | mont. We made that Jong ride at | Japanese goods. The Chinese people | “But now I'm cating anything and | ¢onsideration to national problems. | first i durknoss and - tfen the |\ ie loath to,apply a boycott to Great| DAIL-;RY A 1 feel as strong and well as I ever felt| “And the democratic party ecannot| glorles of a visinz sun wh t0 | {ritain, but i€ is suid they may do it | TIONEER, in my life. I've gained back all the|nule Alabama, if it does not serve|porrow o thought from Byron Savelie g is any marked disposition on | WANT.AD Alabama,” he added. dovastati 1601 B, We reachied | e “of e Buitish- o e sympa- | —IT'LL DO THE TRICK— weight Flost and six pounds besidos,‘ and I know from my cxperience what, Tanlac will do. TIt’s the best medi- cine, in the worlil.” i 2 - 3, Tanlac is sold in Bemidji by the| Or evenings. 1215 America ave. City Drug Store, and leading drug-| Chanmont and two hours Inter Dick- man wias an wemy o connnander—with no promotion in rank, Great Soldiers Unknown to Fame. thotie withdapanin its Chinese policy. 1t is not thought that the island of Yap will prove a stumbling block | to the Success of the coming confer: | FOR SALE—Black plush coat, size 40 bust. Price $25. Call afternoons 2ro-est CITY DRUG STORE gists everywhere~—~—Advertisement, ; ]