Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, October 3, 1921, Page 5

DISDAINED KNIFE AND FORK “Swell” Fooled Both Men Who Made Bets as to His Manner of Eating Breakfast. Tex Rickard sald to a group of cor- respondents the other day: in kfast in one of the swell New York re: rants oue morning when a fat man “UHe's«otie of the 1 sayscamy swells in’ Watel of bugh : and, n?gfiw milk, laanb chops, potatoes, oatmeal hash. “AIl the things were hrought te him together d he dumped them into o1 big soup dish and proceeded to cut them "L'i“!‘,‘ mix them gound well. “*Hanged it that ain’t the worst sight I've ever seen,’ I said to my friend. - .‘I'lL bet you three to one, George, he eats it with his knife.” “*No, no. s George, ‘le’s a big and corned beef swell, T-tell you. I bet he eats it with fils fork." Mr. Rickard shook his head gloom- ily. “We both lost,” he said. “He ate it with a ladle.” Mouse Wore Diamond. Some women may be afrald of some mice, but.when a mouse gets civili amd swagger enough to run wearing diamonds—well, the heroi story tells ud responsibility wnd ends with her. R Miss Genevieve Allen of New York, head of the abandonment .bureau of District Attogney Swan's office, re- n acation in Maine to find 2 mMous vorting oni the' floor of her office with a diamond ¥ gieaniing from its; A Miss A per she could.never get aw with the story without, something resembling preof, Nt thint mouse. Whether che did it With gus, hypnotism or a depth boinb may never be known, but she got close enough to e diamond carvhig from the mous though she lef the mouse pet away without attempting to st it for burglary, The ding was turned over to Acting District Attorney Ban- ton, A New Role for Baby. Jolinny—DMother, may I take out the perambulator? I want to play with it for a little while. 2 Mother—\Well, Johnny, I should think you wmight ask to take” baby, too. Johnny—Oh, yes, he shall come; hell make a splendid fireman. Billy Gubbins has his mother’s clothesline, the carringe will be the fire engine, sand there'll be about twenty boys to pull—The Scotsman. —— CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT for at time of insertion will be charged for st ONE CENT a word, and tiien only to those having open accounts on our books. No ad taken for iess than twenty-five cents, When other methods fail try a Pioneer want advertisement. insertions of same copy. FOR SALE—City Property An advertisement in this col- umn is the least expensive salesman you can employ. FOR SALE—CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE—7 room house by own- p for cash or will give 9-28 tf —A five room house completely furnished. In- quire 617 13th st, Irvine Ave. I 6t10-4 FOR SALE—FAKM PROPERTY FOR SALE or trade—Eighteen acre truck and poultry farm, 80 rods from depot. Will trade on Ford car. Write or see A. Brown, Bena, Minn. 3t 10-3 FOR SALE OR TRADE for house.in| Bemidji, 40 acres of land adjoining Bemidji and the Jefefrson High- way north of Bemidji. Inquire of . +Andrew Rood, Room 10 Northern National Bank Bldg. 3t 10-4 LOST AND FOUND LOST—Gold Watch with name A. N. Anderson, Mpls, on face. Re- SALE—Young Guinea cents'each. Phoné 2F: fi, OR RENT:—One nice,mo@fiodr‘n sU e for one'or two. 515 13(:1)\. i 23148 b Furnished ' raoms; eping, 815 Miss ave."Call’ NT—Two modern, turnished rooms. Inquire corner Lake Boule- vard and Sixth St. 2t10-3 FOR T—Furnished rooms with or without privilege of light house- keeping, 423 4th 3t FOR SALE—16 Radiant Home Base Burner good as new. Also have large wood stove for sale. fine one, toc big for our use will sell or trade either or both. See them at 1103 Miss ave. F. R. Marrs. 7t 10-4 ‘For an insignificant cost an advertisement in this ““column will turn the deal _ - FOR SALE:—1920 delivery Ford- Starter, New tires all around. A-1 condition. 510 Third street. FOR SALE—6-cylinder Buick, 1919 model, run less than 6,000 miles. Call at ward. Phone 4 6t 10-7 LOST--Satur evening, tire and rim off of back of car. Finder call Mississippi Timber Co. Call 742. 10-3tf Question for Consideration. y “Tt is not right or proper to inter- fere with nature,” said an English clergyman, in denunciation of an at- tempt to produce rain by bombing the clouds.. If man never attempted to improve upon nature what would be- come of the barbers?—Detroit Free Press. YES! ‘WE’RE STILL IN BUSINESS This is to notify the public that we have m‘(i%d agross the street from our old location—we are now better equipped to handle your work. MATLAND’S VULCANIZING SHOP NEXT DOOR TO THE CITY HALL Will sell cheap if taken at onc Jule Achenbach, Bemidji. 9911 AUTOMOBILES FOR SALE Hudson' Six, Maxwell King Eight car, Motorcycle with Sidecar. Will sell ¢heap for cash, or part time will be given if desired. Will consider land in exchange. F. R. DUXBURY LAND CO. 2041 Third Street, Bemidji, Minnesota, 9-27 tf Trees Strong. Trees and plants display a wonder- ful strength at times. Some of them will 1lift a heavy stone which blocks their way or even split a rock, but there is one thing which they can not withstand and that is the strangle- hold of another plant which encircles them. A honeysuckle will soon kil a tree which It takes hold of and in the tropical forests there are many creepers which kill the trees they climb and save themselves by reach- ing out to neighboring trees. RATES DOWN MOTOR SALES Phone 161 GENERAL AUTOMOBILE REPAIRING AND AUTOMOTIVE SUPPLIES We repair all Starting, Light- ing and Ignition Systems. “SATISFACTION, GUARANTEED” & SERVICE CO. 313 Irvine Ave. Bemidji, Minn. THE WEST HOTEL Minneapolis, Minn. Now Quoting Rooms at $1.50 to $2.00 Without Bath $2.00 to $5.00 With Bath Moderate Priced Cafe in Connection IR . ERTE B, ERICKSON DRUGGIST WE WANT YOUR TRADE .- -BEMIDJI,MINNES THE DENTISTS SAY you should brush your teeth " morning and night and wash out your mouth after every meal. Of course, you will need a first-class tooth brush for this and we recommend our’ Dr. West’s Hygienol Tooth Brush. It is carefully made and is scientifically de- signed to give you best re- sults. p A Sollcgle): ) T S TI- plenty of room for you at the top. At the bottom there are al striving for Why? Be- cause only a few are equi ped to fill the higher posi- tiong; Letius fit you for a place among the few. you a thorough busi- iining that will qual- ify*“you for. an executive position. BEMIDJI BUSINESS COLLEGE LT (I i | Do you want Work—or do you want Help? Try the Column WANTED WANTEd—Clean cotton rags at . at The Pioneer office. $10.00 REWARD—will be paid for information leading to the arrest and conviction of parties that de- stroyed the, large Bemidji Produce .-sign on fair grounds. Bgmidji Produce Co. FOR SALE FOR SALE:—A child’s Vernis Mar- tin crib. Inquire at 820 Beltrami Ave. 3td 10-4 FOR SALK--L. C. Smitn typewriter in fine condition. ILate modei and good as a mew ono, Ploneer Sta- tionery Store. 3-17tt FOR SALE—One Marmouth fur coat. Size 38.° $20.00. Can be seen and and tried on at the Bemidji Fur Shop; 119" Third St. « 6t 10-4 FOR SALE—Complete blacksmith’s outfit; omne: fohn. Deere manure spreader, 70 bushel capacity, 1% year old. Cheap if taken at once. Phone' 19F5 3t10-6 FOR SALE—Set of trap drums, base drum, snare drum, symbols, ete. Everything to complete set. cheap for quick sale. Inquire Sanford Ralph. Phone 671-W . 3t 10-3 e SHY | Bl FOR SALE—One team of grey mares, T yg8ars old, eight 2600 Ibs. Sound, gentle, and. . true. Price $250.00 Harness if wanted. Schmitt. 5 miles southwest town. Phone 7 A-No.1 FUR WORK and REPAIRING DONE Here at Home BEMIDJI FUR SHOP | MATHERS & OLSON 2 1 ‘Ads not paid BEMILII_FLORAL CO. CUT FLOWERS ANG | PLANTS" Acrxtistic Designs {11 PrOMBT ATTENTIONS GIVEN TO MAIL ORD! Bemidji, Minn, 512 Beltrami Ave, Phone 418-W Y. s B NEATLY & QUICKLY You don’t need to send your Fur Work away now-—have it Done —Phone 232— ‘At Brosvik Tailor Shop ’Advértlseinenta in this column cbat ONE CENT per word for FIRST INSERTION and HALF CENT per word for subseguent consecutive Cash must accompany copy. ERS lIIII|IIIIIIIIII|IIMIIflIIlIIIIIIIIIlIIIIflfl!HIH‘ ALL'KINDS OF GRINDING WE ARE FULLY EQUIPPED to do your grinding work in the mod- We want your patronage | and we real- | ern way. John | for any kind of grindin, of | ize we must give you s 10-6 | a reasonable charge to gai stant patronage that is the only real FOR SALE—Coropation seals, corpor- | sign of approval. ation record books with divisions for minutes, articles of incorpora- ticn, by laws, minutes for direc- tors’ meetings, stock ledger, stock certificate reglster, transfers and dividend register. Inquire at Plo- neer Stationery Store, 403 Bel- traml avenue. phone 799-J. 8-18tr SALE—Strigtly est bargainfinjithe, Apiary of 30:¢olonies of bees. sidering stock, Htores, quality J0ft@oods, supersy frames. Start of te: Italian 7i"and; . Carnolion 2u h aranteeed state to- o sted ens. . $9 worth sténdard goods. uality; throughout. 5 Ilbs. capacity. New platform scale writ- ing desk, tools, material enough for the next year, 3 boxes extras, sleeping outfit, awnings, honey r ceptacles. Any one int it inspect or investigate 500 value, but sell for $300 cash due to poor health and crippled. Must be sold before Octooer 15. Ebeneezer Watson, Nebish or Island Lake, Minn. 6110-8 YES! This is 922— A Want Ad? Run it today? You'll be surprised how soon you will get results— Tell it to us will tell e%;iéryo DAILY PIONEER N e et et e f: BEMIDJI MACHINEWORKS REAR OF 319 BELTRAMI'AVE., TELEPHONE 6l:W i action at that con- age Fresh and new in appearance, all evi- dences of hard us- removed by ocur Dry Cleaning. JHOGA ] /308 ARDST. BROS. PHONE _5X7 HERE'S conve this town ab hea a itic our business. R PHONE 122 ingg app [ S——" out tus, We do. BE OLKS WEVE WORKED FOR SAY THAT WE —— | KNOW OUR BUSINESS a lot of extraordinary ion going this plumbing shop and our sanitary methods of fitting out 2 home or a factory or an office building wit}fy i ~We know on he 0Y V.HARK PLUMBING & HE M around proper r facil- ER TING Jl MASONS Bemidji Lodge i 233, A. F. & A. ! M., meets every Wednesday eves ning at the Ma- 3 ! sonic Temple. | Visiting Brethren cordially invited. Special Social Session Saturday, Sept. 24, 8 P. M. All Masons Invited G. M. Palmer, W. M. | G. Al Walker, Sec. Heating Robert J. Russell 313 Fourth Street Phones 620—620-R Quality Kodak Work |, Developing, only 10c Prints, 2% x3%, only d¢ 23 x4%, be Post Card size, 6¢c QUALITY PORTRAITS | Special—Large, lovely folders, se- pia portraits, only $5.40 per dozen. || Post. Cards only $1.85. RICH PORTRAIT STUDIO 1 Phone 570-W 10th & Doud Ave. || Tell Everybody Bemidji Is Just _Below the Mississippi’s Source. Bemidji Auto Livery 150 150 Country Trips a Specialty || SUITABLE CARS FOR EVERY OCCASION i 5 Passenger OLDSMOBILES 7 Passenger STUDEBAKERS DODGE TOURING CARS || DAY and NIGHT | SERVICE v Opposite Markham Hotel — PHONE jNEVER TOO COLD If You Ride In Enclosed Cars We Have Them} For Every Occasion Country Trips A Specialty Scven Passenger Buicks Seven Passenger Enclosed Dodges and Dodge ouring Cars Il WE ARE AT YOUR ; | SERVICE BOTH DAY AND NIGHT ~——PHONE—! Ward Bros ARNASRENEDERRRERRRNNNRRRARSARNRNREL K %Dmry "llfloer-: oor Products JceCream OUT IN THE SMILING FIELDS % Out in the happyp «countryside well-nour-:4 fl ished, properly cared § for cows furnish the [ | b0 0 d happiness — if yowll allow us to serve Tyou. e —PHONE 175— 3 BEMIDWJI. MINN. % PAGE FIVE BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS «m=3. JOHNSON & BORRESON Physicians and Surgeons Bemidji, Minn. GARLOCK & GARLOCK A ‘Eye—Ear—Nose—Throa{ Glasses Fitted { DR. E. H. SMITH Physician and Surgeon Office Security Bank BlocR l e — DRS. GILMORE & McCANN Physicians and Surgeons Office Miles Block DR. H. A. NORTHROP Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Battles Bldg. Office Phone 153-W , C. R. SANBORN, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Miles Block House Phone 449 Office Phone BS. Drs. Dannenberg & Twe CHIROPRACTORS Hours—10 to 12 a. m.—1:30 to 8 Other Hours By Appointment Phone 401-W = Calls Made First Nat’l Bank Bldg., Bemidji DR. E. A. SHANNON, M, D. Physician and Surgeom Office in Mayo Block Phone 396, Res. Phone 397 — DRS. MARCUM & McADORY Physicians and Surgeons Barker Building 11-12 a. m.—3-6 p. m, Hours: Phones: Office 802—ites. 211 DENTISTS DR. J. W. DIEDRICH Dentist Office: O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones: Office 376-W. Res, $76-R DR. G. M. PALMER Dentist and Orthodontis§ BARKER BUILDING Bemidji Minn, Drs, Melby & Reppeto DENTISTS Cor. 4th St, and Beltrami Ave. N Phone 406 -~:- -:- Bemidji VETERINARIANS DENISON & BURGESS VETERINARIANS Bemidji, Minn. BUSINESS E. M. SATHRE Buys Small Houses for Cash and Sells Them on Small Monthly Payments FIRE INSURANCE REAL ESTATE REYNOLDS & WINTER 212 Beltrami Avenue Phone 144 MORT PENDERGAST Licensed AUCTIONEER Your Business Solicited Phone 17-F-4 s - | HUFFMAN & O'LEARY FURNITURE AND . UNDERTAKING | H. N. M’KEE Funeral Director PHONE—178-W ér R