Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 24, 1921, Page 5

FOR GQODNESS SAKE - WERENF YoU SCARED STIFF - BEING WE DROVE QVER IN THE ATTICS RICH IN TREASURES Storerooms of Ancient New England Houses Hold Dearly Prized Mém- ories of Days Gone By. Ascend to a typical New England .attic and view the conglomerate col- lection’' before your eyes. In one cor- ner, perhaps, is the- enormous pail which years ago held an ample supply of rich wedding cake or pound cake. On the long wooden shelf above it re- posed at one time fruity mince pies. and plum pudding to last the family throughout the entire winter. Lift tenderly the cover of yonder trunk and inhale gratefully the fra- grance of sweet lavender and attar of roses that is wafted upward. Should you unearth a wedding gown, undoubtedly you will find a veil which completed the costume, a veil so love- ly with the needlework and exquisite embroidery that to gaze upon it is a Joy. find within their attics one of the lus- trous shawls brought long ago from the Orient. From India there were the gorgeous affairs of vivid scarlet worked in designs of black and gold, from China shawls Fich with elaborate embroidery and those of camel’s hair with its white center and staid bor- der of palm leaves in blue and black. | One of the most interesting treas- ures remained unnoticed in one attic for more than forty years, one of the three most important pictorial wall papers ever designed. The paper is soft gray with each scene framed like a picture, and depicts the escapades of Don Quisote and Sancho Panza from the time they feft home until their return. DIDN'T HELP MATTERS MUCH Hotel Propr!:{or's Explanation Prob- ably Left the Lady More In- dignant Than Before. The proprietor of a certain hotel in Jersey is not only one of the kindest and best-hearted of men, but also one of the most profane, He swears with- out knowing,“and means no offense, He spends but little time in the office and is practically unknown to many of the guests. "One day, however, he was In conversation with the manager when a lady interrupted them. “I want my room changed,” she said. “It is on the side overlooking the kitch- en, and I am annoyed by the swearing of some man there every morning. I am a church woman and will not stand it another day.” The remarks were addressed to the manager, for she did not know the pro- prietor or that the one who did the swearing was he. “Do you happen to know who that man is?” he asked, before the manager could reply. “No,” she answered. “I do not.” “Well, I do,” the proprietor replied, and he dovsn't mean any more when he swears than you do when you get down on your knees to pray.”—Phila- delphia Ledger. Hogarth’s “Mdrriage a la Mode.” “Marriage a la Mode” a s of six paintings by William Hozarth (1697-1764), were acquired in 1824 by the National Gallery in Lond The paintings depict, with rare re, % varfety of oeenrrences in the high life of the time. They are generally con- sidered to be the artist's masterpfece. The Rigki Sequence. ““A topline quotation in a contempo- rary runs: ‘Tell me my faults and mend your own. Before starting any other mending, neighhor, suppose we first mend the motto so as to get the proper sequence. Isn't this better: “Mend your own faults ahd then tell me mine.’ "—Boston Transeript. No Virtue in Divining Rod. So general among European peas- ants is the belief in the power of the witch hazel as an efficient divining rod for finding water, or pointing out where water may be found if you but| so we finally compromised by putting dig deep enough to find it, that the French Academy of Sciences deter- mined to make an investigation the, witchiness of the hazel divining rod, and it has made a report on it. 1t has reported in very fine French, in French that is nearly as good a most Amerlcans sp ing influence of witch hazed h: over-estimated. The - fine French i the French Academy Kcience: might be rendered jn iglish - » “Nothin’ to it.” or “Nothin® doin the witcheraft line.” NIGHT ~ SToP AT ROBBERY— THEV KILL PEOPLE | T60- IT5 TERRIBLE - | But fortune indeed favors those who | of k, that the witch- s heen bo% THE PAPERS ARE FULL OF HOLD UPS- MURDERS AND EVERYTHING - THERE'S NOT A NIGHT GOES BY BUT HALF A DOZEN CARS ARE STOPPED— THEYRE SO DESPERATE - IF YoU DONT SToP INSTANTLY THEY SHOOT~ YOURE TAKING AN AWFUL CHANCE TO DRIVE AT NIGHT— CARS ARE HELD U EVERY THEY DONT THE BEM!DJI Dlll? PIONEER Rt ) ! (Copyrigh®, 1920. by New Ers Features) YOU PEOPLE GO THRU THE PARK TOO- THATS THE VERY WORST PLACE TO GO — ITS JUST THICK WITH THIEVES - THE OTHER NIGHT THEY SHOT THE MAN - KNOCKED THE WOMAN SENSE LESS AND RAN OFF WITH THEIR: CAR — I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS To Yoy —ETC- insertions "] (LASSIFIED DEPARTHENTS 22 Advertisements in this column cost ONE CENT per word for FIRST INSERTION and HALF CENT per word for subsequent consecutive of same copy.. Cash must accompany copy. Ads not paid for at time of insertion will be charged for at ONE CENT a word, and tuejp: only to those having open accounts on our books. No ad taken for i¢ss than twenty-five cents. When other methods™ gll try a Pioneer want advertlsement.l RENT--Furnished modern Inquire at 405 Beltrami. 9-6tf FOR rooms. FOR RENT:—One nice modern room suitable for one or two. 515 Bem. ave. 9-23 tf1 FOR SALE—Clty Property An adyertisement in this col- uma is the least expensive 'salesman you can employ. FOR SALE-—CITY PROPERTY For an insignificant cost an advertisement in this i er, at a snap for cash or will give & terms. Call 226. 4t 9-24 column will turn the AR AR i deal FOR SALE OR SALE:—7 room house by own- FOR SALE_fi-cylfnder Buick, 1919 model, run_less than 6,000 miles. Wil! sell cheap if taken at once. FOR SALE—L. Q. Saith typewriter in tine condltion. J.ate modei and good as a new onec. Ploneer Sta- tionery Store. 3-17u Jule Achenbach, Bemidji. 9-91L FOR SALE—One of the Dbest seven- room houses in the best residential ““Section of the city. Xddress S. J., care Pjoneer. 7t9-24 FOR_SAL E—_Completo blacksmith’s FOR SALE:—1920 delivery Ford- Starter, New tires all around. A-1 condition. Call at 510 Third street. FOR SALE:—Two cars dry mixed year old Cheap if taken at once inyards at Pupsosky. L. R. Dick- inson, Puposky, Minn. 2td 9-24 Phong 19F5 3t10-6 FOR SALE-—Coropation seals, corpor- ation rccord books with divisions { for minutes, articles of incorpora- tlcn, by laws, minates for direc- tors’ meetings, stock ledger, stock certificate reglster, transfers and dividend register. Inquire at Plo- FOR SALE—Buick Six D 45 touring car in good mechanical condition completely overhauled this spring, good tires. Price for quick sale. May be seen at 1218 Bemidji ave. 3t 9-24 neer Stationery Store, 403 Bel- The First Counterfeit. trami avenue. Telephone ;?&{[ The first person to make a counter: feit was Richard Vaughan, a linen draper of Statford, Eng., which oc curred in 1758, The Bank of Eng: land had been in operation for FOR SALE—A fine, strong, nealthy Guernsey bull, 2 years old, from the best stock in the Northwest, son of “Golden Noble of the Lakes,” of the Jean Duluth farms. The: sire was 22 times a champion, has 22 daughters on A. R. test. Dam is imported “Merrymaid” who has made her 500 pounds of butterfat this year at the age.of 5 years. Her milk tests 5.4, and she is a persistent milker. Price $200. Call or write Mrs. M. Gerlinger, Spur, Minn., one mile above Far- [ years without ever experiencing the slightest trouble or apprehension in the matter, and would probably have gone on for many years more but for the ambition of this man to Impress his fiancee with a show of his wealth, He handed over to this lady a con- siderable sum in bank-notes, all of which turned out to be his own manu- facture, The fraud was revealed by one of the engravers whose servi ley on the M. & I. 3t10-6 6 had been engaged upon one part of A~ the note. He communicated with the FOR SALE—FAKM authorities, and Mr. Vaughan's enter. prise came to tragic end. PROPERTY FOR SALE—40 acres land, hardwood country, heavy soil. Will trade for light car or town property. Located on state road. Address W. A. ¢ Pioneer. 3t 160 ACRES good farm land, black sandy loam soil more than 100 acres good hay and pasture, good improvements. % miles to Battle River, 3 miles to Red Lake. Good roads, consolidated school, mail route, cream route, teiephone, well improved farms alpoining. Price $20 per acre. Also 80 acres in the same locality. Small house, good roads, enough timber on this 80 to pay for it $20 per acre. Box 793 Bemidji. M. Johnston. 2t 9-26. Final Choice. Wifey (showing new bonnet to hub- by)—The milliner thought that flow- ers were the most becoming to. me and 1 have always adored feail; USE, us Koors Pairy [ICoors Products JceCream ¢ OUT IN THE SMILING FIELDS Out in scountryside ished, proper! for cows furr the happy well-nour-7, cared | the Milk that adds tosyour sh 1 | on some B food happiness — if Incorporated Business. you’ll allow us to serve An Incorporated business is one that is owned by a corporation, as dis- | tinguished from one owned by an in- dividual or a partnership of individu- als. In an incorporated business li- ability for debts extends only to the property “owned by the corporation, whereas an individual doing business in his own name is responsible to the full amount of his possessions. —PHONE 175— OORS BROTHERS .-DMR’Y PROIWCTS / Life as | See It Worry won't get you anything, hut most people ave willing to do it for nothing.—Louisville Cour Journal. Montreal Third French City. Montreal ix the third French-spenk- tng city in the world, helng surpoased only by Puvis and Marseilles. BEMIDJI FLORAL CO. Do you want Work—or CHOGICE do you want Help? CUT FLOWERS AND Try the Column PLANTS b o = Artistic Designs HELP WANTED—MALE PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO MAIL ORDERS MEN WANTED to sell Grocer T yee o Selling experience not nec Bemidji, Minn. 512 Beltrami Ave, Phone 418-W e ey One of the world’s largest Grocery houses (capital over $1,000,000,- 00) wants ambitious men in your locality to sell direct to consumer nationally known brands ot an ex- tensive food, etc. No capital re- quired. Commisisons advanced. MASONS Write today. State age and coun- den ty desired. - JOHN SEXTON & CO. || Pemigfi | Todge 3562 W. Illinois St., Chicago, Il 1t 9-24 M., meets every Wednesday eve- ning at the Ma- sonic Temple. Visiting Brethren cordially invited. Special Social Session Saturday, Sept. 24, 8 P. M. All Mascns Invited G. M. Palmer, W. M. G. A. Walker, Scc. HELP WANTEV—FEMALE WANTED—Competent girl. Inquire at. Mrs. G. W. Campbell, 1202 Minn. Ave. 2t 9-24 WANTED—Competent girl at Mac’s Confectionery. Third street, 3td 9-27. WANTED — Competent maid for :llxnuse\vm']c. Inquire at Mrs. E. W. = ohnson, 605 Lake Blvd. Phone Johndon, 005 Jake moe || Beomidji Auto Liver WANTED y WANTEd—Clean cotton rags at 150 PHONE 150 at The Pioneer office. WANTED :—Clerical work in, after- noon by young lady, who is at- \tending normal. Address Esther Bendickson 1001 Minn. Ave. 2t 9-24 Country Trips a Specialty SUITABLE CARS FOR EVERY OCCASION 5 Passenger WANTED—To hear from owner hav- OLDSMOBILES ing farm for sale; give particulars 7 Passenger and lowest price. John J. Black, STUDEBAKERS Minn. St. Chippewa Falls, Wi 9-24. DODGE TOURING CARS DAY and NIGHT SERVICE Opposite Markham Hotel WANTED— We want a lady or gentlonmn to handle city trade in Bemidji and other vacant cities. This is a won- derful opportunity as you will be retailing the genuine J. R. Wat- kins Products including Watkins Cocoanut Oil Shampoo, Garda Face Powder, Fruit Drinks and over 137 other products. Write today for free sample and par- ticulars. The J. R. Watkins Co., Dept. 68, Winona, Minn. 4t9-3-10 17-24 —_— (WE'LL WARRA T WHEN| OUR WORK YOUVE TRIED THAT YOU WILL BE The Wrong Clock. * The endeavor to conserve daylight has had unforeseen results. A Ncoteh farmer's son returned from the city with an alarm clo The “old man,” on asking was informed that it was to be used for “waukenin’ folk in the mornin’s.” “Lnphm,” lie replied, “did ye no see ony clocks that wud gar ye gang tae yer bed at nicht? 1 can wauken ye wi a stick in the mornin’s, but o’ the sticks in Scotland’ll no’ bring ye in at nicht.”=¥dinburgh Scotsman, o~V Harfcer—— ?s(/#le Plumber- ES, we're quite able to guar- antee the plumbing work we do because we never announce that job is finished until it is perfectly satisfactory both to us and to our customer. We know that you'll be entirely satisfied with our services. Phone 122, | HUFFMAN & O’LEARY FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKING H. N. MKEE Funeral Director PHONE 122 © BEMIDJ I PHONE—178-W ar R — l L By Béck FOR HEAVENS SAKE — JIM- SPEED UP- WERE BEING FOLLOWED- MORT PENDERGAST Licensed AUCTIONEER i Your Business Solicited || Phone 17-F-4 Quality Kodak Work Developing, only 10c | Prints, 2%x3%, only 4¢ 2%x4%, be Post Card size, 6c QUALITY PORTRAITS Special—Large, lovely folders, se- pia portraits, only $5.40 per dozen. Post Cards only $1.86. RICH PORTRAIT STUDIO Phone 570-W 10t & Doud Ave. Tell Everybody Bemidji Is Just Below the Mississippi's Source. . Plumbing Heating Robert J. Russell 313 Fourth Street Phones 620—620-R The Bemidji Machine Works Phone 61.W Rear 319 Bel, Ave. The Best Equipped Machine Shop in Northern Minnesota We are prepared to handle any- thing in the repair line and mak- ing of new parts for practically srything needed in Steel, Iron, Bronze, or any other metal. Cylinder Re-Grinding a Specialty All Work Guaranteed R T TN LT e T lT’S NEVER TOO COLD If You Ride In Enclosed Cars We Have Them For Every Occasion Country Trips A Specialty Seven Passenger Buicks Seven Passenger Enclosed Dodges and Dodge ouring Cars AR AT YOUR SERVICE BOTH DAY AND NIGHT WE 77 RY PRESERVES _ Sport Clothes, Flannels, ete., will serve best, look best when Dry- Cleaned here. | | | | ‘ T PAGE FIVE BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL DOCTORS ~=3. JOHNSON & BORRESON Physicians and Surgeons Bemidji, Minn. GARLOCK & GARLOCK Eye—Ear—Nose—Throat Glasses Fitted DR. E. H. SMITH Phy-mnn -nd Surgecn Physicians and Surgeoms Office Miles Block DR. H. A. NORTHROP Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Battles Bldg. Officc Phone 153.-W —_— C.R. SANBORN, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Miles Block House Phone 449 Office Phone 88 Drs. Dannenberg & Two CHIROPRACTORS Hours—10 to 12 a. m.—1:30 to § Other Hours By Appointment Phone 401-W Calls Made First Nat'l Bank Bldg., Bemidji DR. E. A. SHANNON, M. D, Physician and Surgeon Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 i e i s e i DRS. MARCUM & McADORY Physicians and Surgeons Hours: 65 p. m. Phones: s Offico 802—Rea. 211 N DENTISTS Rl B aCAR N AR DR. J. W. DIEDRICH Dentist Office: O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones: Office 376-W. Res, 376-R DR. G. M. PALMER Dentist and Orthodontist BARKER BUILDING Minn, Bemidji Drs. Melby & Reppsto DENTISTS Cor. 4th St, and Beltrami Ave. Phone 406 == -z« Bemidji VETERINARIANS — DENISON & BURGESS VETERINARIANS Bemidji, Minn. BUSINESS E. M. SATHRE Buys Small Houses for Cash and Sells Them on Small Monthly Payments FIRE INSURANCE REAL ESTATE REYNOLDS & WINTER 212 Beltrami Avenue VA-No. 1 FUR WORK and REPAIRING DONE NIATLY & QUICKLY You don’t reed to send your Fur Work away now—have it Done Here at Home! BEMIDJI FUR SHOP MATHERS & OLSON —Phone 232— At Brosvik Tailor Shop