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e THE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER ZWER== % Even Judge Docsn't Know * 'Women: are & greater. mystery than ever. The thing that’s bothering us now is: Where do they hide their monéy and: their vaccination marks? udge. The financial part of the query in- terests us.” Consequently, we are willing to let the Judge know if w find out first. ¥ —~Can William Tell?— Ashes to Ashes A Gloversville (N.'Y.) man, whose wife had left him, had the following inserted in the local paper: “Whereas, my wife, Nettie Ash, has, without cause or_ provocation, left my bed and board, I hereby give notice to all not to sell, trust or har- bor her on my account, as I will not be responsible therefor.” The following day Mrs. Ash coun- tered with the following. “], having just cause and provoca- tion, have left Arthur Ash’s board, but not his bed, as that was mine and I took it with me.” —How About the Ash Can?— One Is Enough After reading recent advertise- ments of the present offerings of furnace dealers, we are won't to say: Happy is the man who has an old furnace in his cellar. It enables him to forget all his other troubles. —But Not Forgive— He Got There First A local road contractor who was arraigned a few days ago at St. Paul, and is now being held for want of bail, paid Bemidji a very high com- pliment during the course of the hear-} ing when- he stated that the Liberty bonds, which he is said to have had in his possession and which are al- leged to be stolen property, were found by him on a brush pile near Bemidji. So far, we have never been able to find any Liberty bonds growing around on brush piles, even in the vicinity of Bemidji, and have never been informed by any of this county’s land clearers that they have found any such valuable bonds. A man who can find Liberty bonds on brush piles ought to be just as valuable as the “booze” hound who| can detect liquor these days. —No- Such Luek— CLUB MEMBERS’ N, 2% M 8 {Continued from Page 1) ship Blank and deterntine to share in the $4,000 worth of awards to be given out October.29. ! Effort Will Win Many of the most popular, ener- getic men and women_of Bemidji and Northern Minnesota are included in the short Ibut representative list of | club members. Every one of these par- ticipants are worthy of your sup- port. A little help now—right at the beginning of the campaign—will lend encouragement and help to some one who has shawn that he or she has the ambition - worthy of your assistance and therefore your subscription. This 19 not a charitable undertaking, nor are club members asking for charity or gifts of any kind. Every one who eubscribes for The Pioneer is get- ting his money's worth and a little bit more. Understand that effort and per- eistence alone will win this campalgn and the big prizes attendant thereto. There I8 no chance for luck about it. The best workers will earn the big- gest prizes. Bvery safeguard possible | has been made to jnsure fajrness and | impartialjty. One can hear many tales in a day’s travel but none are more insidious and misleading than the state ment that there never was, nor nevr can be, a prize campaign con- ducted that is not unfair. Such state- ments are made usually to discourage those who could, if they persisted, win the largest prizes and reap the biggest awards. Early Start Important Those who have entered the cam- paign and have not started to work as yet are overlooking the Dbest op- iportunity of the campaign. Early work means five times as much as the same amount of effort later on. 1f you can get all the subscriptions while the other fellow sleeps there will not be many orders left when the slumbering one comes to con- sclousness. 1t takes pep and energy to put your campaign over and to win in a big way. But who says that you have not as much abjlity and ambition as your neighbor? Poten- tially you are a winper until you| prove thut you do not have the quali- ties necessary to win. And you can develop winning qualities if you only think you can. The campaign is so short—less than six weeks remain—that unless you get started very soon the active club members will get so far ahead that it will be ‘almost impossible to catch up. Such is not the case as yet but every day you lose now is mak- ing it doubly hard to keep pace with whoever the leaders may be Thursday. i~ The tirst official standing of the varijous club members will be made in Thutsday’s Pioneer. All credits and “gubseriptions in The Pioneer office ‘by 9 o’clock next Wednesday evening will be counted and the result pub- ~lished Thurscay. Now that the names ' of members. are known the ~evt hie. 'gest. event in the campaign is the | | Burns, Giants, MARKETS POTATOES Chjcago, -Sept. 17.—Potato re- ceipts, 105 cars. Market weak. Total United States shipments, 883 cars. Idaho whites, $2.70 to $2.80; Wis- consin, $2.256 to $2.46; Red River Ohios, $2.50 to $2.556; Maine cobblers, $2.50 to $2.65. Kansas City, Sept. 16.—Potato market dull. Supplies liberal, de- mand and movement light. Sales to Jjobbers, western sacked round whites, U. S. No. 1 mostly, $2.50 per cwt.; Minnesota sacked Red River Ohios, | U. S. No. 1, $2.50 to $2.65. MINNESOTA DRYS WILL | (By United Press) Minneapolis, Sept. 17.—Minnesota dry forces were concentrating on pro- hibition enforcement regulatjons to- day with the announced plan of mak= ing Minnesota “bone dry.” The campaign against liquor traffic will come to a head here Monday when a state-wide conference of pro- hibition enforcement agents, anti-sa- loon league forces and others inter- ested in keeping) “old John Barley- corn, in his grave” will be convened here. : George S. Safford, superintendent of the state anti-saloon league, and other dry leaders are responsible for the conference. Representative Andrew J. Volstead, “father” of the prohibition enforce- ment legislation, and other prominent drys are expected to speak. The con- ference will be in session two days. TO HOLD CONFERENCE ON DRAINAGE AT ST. PAUL (By Unitsd Press) St. Paul, Sept, 17.—Means of elim- inating the danger and destruction from floods, and of reclaiming lands made useless by excess water, will be discussed at a national drainage con- ference here next week. E. V. Willard, state drainage com- missioner, is in charge of arrange- ments for the conference. Drainage experts from.every state where drain- age is a problem obstructing devel- opment, will be here. The conference will open Septém- ber 22. DAKOTA TOWN HAS COAL VEIN THIRTY FEET THICK (By United Press) ‘Scranton, N. D., Sept. 17—Mines compricing more than 1,000 square miles have Dbeen surveyed by A. C. Leonard, state geologist, who-is pros- PROPER WIDTH OF HIGHWAYS Eighteen Feet Should Be the Mini. mum, Not the Maximum on- Main Travefed Roads. trying to maintain. from forty to sixty- foot roads in a large percentage of our public highways when such a width was wholly unnecessary. The road sides have not been cared for because they were waste land and this lack of care has made them spreaders of weed seed and hay fever. A narroewer roadway, well kept, would in most cases: serve all thre purposes required, drainage and safety, says the Successful Farming. Now that the roads are to be hard surfaced the tendency is to go to the otlier extreme in order to save taxes for paving.. We must look ahead. If we put down a paving that will last fifteen or twenty years, we must esti- mate if possible the amount and kind of traffic it will' bear at that time. Putting the Finishing Touches on Hard Surface Road. If the road I8 dangerously narrow now; as 18 the case where less than elighteen feet is paved, what will it be in’ twenty years? Eighteen feet: should be the mini- muin, not' the maximum, and on main traveled roads -a greater width. will seem narrow in'twenty years. In Eng- land and France the roads are pavel cleir to the fences or sides of the highways, unless a curb and sidewalk or bicycle path- is maintained between the road and fence. Every foot Is kept In good: condition. Good drainage is as much a part of the European pecting for coal in Bowman, and Slope counties, The Scranton mine clares. THIS TIME LAST YEAR New York dropped to second place in the National League race. hit a single, two doubles, a triple and a home run off Babe Adams, Pittsburgh. The Cards made twelve consecutive hits off three Boston pitchers, five off Watson, five off McQuillin, and two oft Townsend. Bob Veach, Detroit, hit three sin- gles, a double, a triple and a home run off the Red Sox. | aoomowat. warr aos N’ room houses in the best residential care Pjoneer. FOR SALE—At a bargain. Reming- ton automatic 12-gauge shotgun and leather gun case. Good as new. Phone 336. 1t9-17 FOR RENT-—Modern furnished room. Inquire 601 Lake Boulevard, 1t9-17 WANTED-—Bxperienced girl to do general housework. Apply to Mrs. J..Claffy, 1107 Lake Boulevard, or telephone 711 6tr-23 comparative strength of participants. | dntense interest is already centered “in the Thursday night count. If you, or a friend of yours, is in this cam- . paign get every credit yvou cap be- _tween this time and Wednesday night at 8 o'clock. The world loves a win- per and if you can lead the cam- | . pafgn this' week you are very IiKely $o be the big winner October 29, Bicvcles and Supplies GENERAL REPAIR SHOP 311 Sixth St.—Bemidji | AR vein is 30 feet thick, Mr. Leonard de- FOR SALE-—One of the best seven-| section of the city. Address S. J,, | Tt9-24 1 highways as Is the case with our city paved streets. We are at the beginning of motor transport. Unless: we: look. ahead and provide wider pavements, we will find, | the highways crowded and our pos- sible. rellef from railway congestion annulled, A few dollars saved -now in: narrowing our.paved highways will prove a short sighted policy. We have already seen the folly of constructing' our canals too marrow’ and locks too short. The great™Takes bonts néeded in' Atlantic tramsport-dur- ing the war had to be'cut in two and taken through- the canals in . pleces. Oecean ships: ¢annot reacly interior ports! until the canals and loeks are en- larged. This is a. highway lesson to us. - Look to the future. ROAD LEGISLATION OPPGSED Engineers; Dairy Farmers, Frult and Vegetable: Growers Making: Vigor- ous Protéste. . All Industry and a great portion of the agricultural interests- of: the- coun- try are up fn arms.agumst the hasty and l-advised legisition already en- geted by o few states and pending in others: which: threatens to- strangle one: of the natlon’s most essential indus: tries, -niotortruck’ transportation, says a writer'in an exchange. The' protests come from highway engineers, dafry farmers, fruit and vegetable growers, graln beit shippers, all lines of Industry and commerce and: other operntors of ‘motortrucks and their patrous, They say increased license fees and restrictive legislation have been ef. fected. without sufficient investigation and without conclusive evidence. A sensible solution i3 being worked out by the state of Illinois. The state fighway departntent has under con- struction an experimental road con- talning 64 test sections, each section differiog rowm the others In design, Through all the years we have been'| .lible as a man of inferior intelect. \the deltles. | neighbors. Geraldine, being only seven Fork ‘of’ Four Milé' creek, Licoln 'and - wild section.—Huntington Revealed by Extensive Excavations on Sites of Revolutionary Camps: on. the Hudson' Haights. Three years of excavating on sites of Revolutlonary camps In the Hud- son: highlands; near West Point, has enabled & commission of the New York Historical: soclety to establish. Inter- esting. historical: facts that have long been in dispute, A The chief source of information has been refuse heaps: of the armed camps of Wasliington, and many facts have been learned. merely from ex- amining the buttons mn: the old: dumps. Examination: of cooking utensils and cutlery, broken pettery and other im- perishable articles has #ided: the com- mission. The buttons, ‘still. showing the insignia after & century and a half, show that ten: Massachusetts regiments, five' from: Connecticut and | i one from; Rhode. Island; occupied’ the main fortress in the highlands. But- tons worn in one camp by Connecticut soldiers: bore: an imptint in: honor of the birth of the French: dauphin, show- ing that the soldiers were. In camp after 1781, N Similar investigation on the sites of British camps show their troops lived in: much more luxury than the men who won independence for Amer- fca. Silver buckles, china, and much broken: glass from runy eontainers. tell the story of the invaders’ rations. The Revolutionary troops ised hand:-forged Serious as He fied SATURDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 17, 192¢ "This Gent Wasn't as ] PASTEURIZED ‘MILK and " " WILL PLEASE YO REAM U i RETALL | MILK Quarts—12¢ Cultured Buttermilk, quart ~*" WHIPPING CREAM "Quarts—60c "Pints—30c Half-Pints—15¢ s, only—6c " KOORS BROTHERS COMPANY DAIRY PRODUCTS —PHONE 175— VISIT OUR PLANT forks, pewter spoons, and left no bro- —_— = ken glass. Tlie excavations have'also revealed the ‘extent of certain ~fortifications, and forts have been "discovered of which there was no. record. Lk BELIEVE THEY HOQDWINK GOD Chinese Seemingly. ‘Have Little Re- spect for the-Jntellectuality of Their Deities. —_— 11 One of the strangest:things about the religion of the Chinese is the rev- erence they. hold for their gods, de- spite tlie bellef that the gods are gul- Instead of nttributing”infallibility to the- defties théy worshipy asail' other races have done, the Chidese resort to tricks: of childish isiniplicity and are ghre theéy have deceived the god. Usually the tricks employed are to make sure the god does not betray the sins of a Chinese to the higher deities. An amazing example Is the ¥ treatment of the kitchen god just | before he is to start on one of his periodic visits to heaven. This trip is limited, because the: kitchen god may be absent only seven. days. Fhe householder thinks he must pre- vent the god from reciting his slns to So It is the general cus- tom, before the god 1s to depart on the seven: day’s’ absence, to prepare large hollow badls of the god’s favorite candy. The Kkitchen deity has a very small throat. When 'the . candy,. of ||E AT TH I i) fl_IIIIIIIlIIIIIIIII' !'!HIIIHIIIIIIIIIN!IMIII IlllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIlIIIiIIIIIIIIIIII|IIIIII‘IIIIIIIllflll“IIIIIIIIII|IIIIIIII| A DELICIOUS FOOD 'with sauce—to be sure of the best ask for 'Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream HHUTHTID lllllmlllllll!lllllllllm"llIIIII!IHIIIIII"IIlIllIIII'mllllll"IIII“IIIiIIIIIIlII!IIIIIIlIIlIlIII where you can sce how sanitary we handle the food you eat. - Langdon quu(aetufinz €o. T - When you desire a “Sweet,” order a dish of Ice Cream—plain or When you are downtown, make it a point to visit your plant— HEIHINnn e which he is extremely fond, 1s placed |E before him, the Chinese say the. god stuffs his mouth. with: it; béing. too gluttonous to- leave any ‘behind. His gmall. throat prevents swallowingthe confectlon, and' thus when: he appears before the ruling deltles he is unable to talk, and the houseliolder's sins remaln a: gecret. - — e “Good Neiglibdrs.” Mrs. Merrliveather .and her four small children lived in a little house in street, -where the neighbors were exceedingly friendly over tlie back fence, and made many back-door calls. Mrs. M. began to worry about the children and their surroundings as they grew older, and moved to an- other part of the town. Shortly after moving away Geraldine met one of the old neighbors who inquired as to how she liked her new home and the and honest, replled: . “We llke our new Home all right, but we haven't any good neighbors now—they all stay home and mind their own busineds."—Indianapolis News. Daniel Boone's: Mark. That Daniel Boone, famed nentucky hunter, made an'. expeditfon into ‘Wayne and Lincoln.county during his career is the bellef'of a party of lum- berjacks who recently discovered the ‘name “D.-Boone” chiseled in a large roek dt the-mioutly of:& eave on Pond county, near- the Wayne line. The forms of the idtters' are said to cor- respond with the name of Boone which 1s found carved in the rocks of Ken- | tucky. The rock bearing the name in | Lincoln county is jocated fn @ remote | (W, | Va.) Advertiser. . .. H JOIN THE ARCOLA CLUB! " TO THE FIRST SIX BUYERS OF ".‘a,t,er Hcating Outfits For Farms and Country Homes, vOfiice', Stores, Hot the Age. 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