Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 14, 1921, Page 6

I i s oRDams “TWENTIETH CENTURY' ? 3 LIMITED JAANSLANRAANANINEISARRARERRLLRLLAREL, Mcbbe So! Mebbe So The following comes from the want | ads in the Pioneer and should be tak- en as it is meant and not the way Twentieth Century means it: “Found —Mink choker. Owner may have same by calling at Pioneer office and paying for this ad.” ~—It's Gone Anyway— | Unearthed The Kelliher Journal last week ran | an advertsiement which advertised school tablets and smoking tubncuo..’ We always knew that there was some | connection’ between smoking tobacco | and paper, but we weren’t sure that school tablets were being used. —Boy, Page Einstein!— What Can He Mean? | Dear Twentidth Century: It seems| that one married member of the Pio- neer erew puts in at least a part of | his evenings going to and from the| Markham hotel in pursuit of a pecu-| liar looking individual clad ‘in her bath robe. Why not take her up to| Red Lake and— 1 —Quit Stahling Around— P Hints to Home Buyers A St. Paul “own your home” man advertised that every child in the| family was worth $100 as legal tender in buying a home.- A news dispatch | says that ancther St. Paul man in-| troduced an even dozen “legal ten-| ders,” and that the home-seller would probably recover in time. *—Every Little Bit Helps— Simple Revision In years gone by the Beltrami County Fair has never had a special exhibit of live fish, but this year the Northern Minnesota Fair, which has replaced the old-time fair here, will have at least ten acquariums of live fish on exhibit. Heretofore it was MARKETS N2 i’OTA’—I'OES Chicago, Sept. 14.—Potato receipts, 57 cars. Market silghtly easier. To- tal U. S. shipments, 896 cars. Idaho | Whites, sacked, $2.80 to $2.90; Wis- consin Whites, $2.65 to $2.85; Red River Ohios, $2.85 to $3; Sandland Ohios, $1.75 to $2; Maine Cobblers, $3.00. Sept. 14. — Potato market dull. Supplies moderate, de- pand and movement slow. Track ales car lots; Colorado sacked Rus- sets, fine quality and condition; U. S. No. 1, car, $2.85 _per cwt.; Idaho sacked Round Whites, U. S. No. 1, $2.50. LAND CLEARING EXPERTS DEMONSTRATE AT WALDO Kansas Cityé (By United Press) casy to pick lots of self-confessed “fish” from the crowd, but, with the| best program in its history, this year” fair promises to be different. There-| fore, arrangements have bcen made| to put a few on special display. i —All in One Place— | Have You Noticed? | A Canadian observer notes that it imated if the shirt manuf: | is turers gave up the practice of putting | abcut three dozen pins in every shir they turned out, that, 4,000 people would be thrown out of employment. A local observer of our acquain-| tance states that he has not noticed | any pins in the shirts of late. —Hasn’t Bought Any— Orly One Way Out You {requently read of some poli- tician or other who has been a leader of hjs party for a number of years and who is now retiring for good. The question is: “For whose good?” »——Rhcturicul Question— Where the Organist Failed At a Connecticut woman's wedding | three former husbands were present. | . The organist certainly missed a great opportunity by playing a wedding march instead of ‘“Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here.” *—Next!— WILFRED DEAN PASSES AFTER TRAIN ACCIDENT Werd has been received here of the death of Wilfred Dean in a hos- pital at Devils Lake, following the amputation of hoth legs when he fell under a moving freight train. Mr. Dean was in thd employ of an ele- vator company at Doyon, N.'D. He hag three sisters who reside in Ny- more, and some time ago he was em- ployed by the maintenance cf. way department of the M. lway at Bemidji. The three ers who de in Nymore are Mrs. Arthur Major, ‘Mrs. Alfed Premo “and Mrs, R. Cagtonguay. The parents. of the deceased live at Browerville, Minn, — ADDITIONAL WANT ADS et FCR SALBE—food ladies’ rat fur coat with marten cuffs and collar, for size 18 or 36, Address A. N. S. care Ploneer. 3tY-161 DO YOU realize how vital a necessity. is coal? 1f therc were any possibility of your food supply being fore- stalled you would soon take steps to insure a supply. Conl is entitlad to tho samo cone, sideration, and now is the time to take the neoceéssary precau- tions. DON'Tyait ffor, winter: Smith' Lumber Co. Waldo, Sept. 14.—The first of a ries of land clearimg demonstra- ticns in the north wocds was staged heie todz by University of Minne- sota specialists. ; All the rest of the demonstrations, inning up to September 27, will be Louis county. nder of the schedule is Palmers, September 15; ru st as follow: wabik, September 16; Kmbarrass, tember 17; \Wolf, Stptember 18; September 20; Bear River, 21; Hibbing, September September 23; Flood- wood, Septemb: 24; Brookston, September 26; and Adolph, Septem- ber 27, \ ST. PAUL DOCTOR NAMED HEAD OF CONFERENCE Columbus, Ohio, Sept. 14.—Dr. Robertson Boswold of St. Paul to- was elected president. of the M seippi Valley conference on tuberculosis to succeed Dr. Walter Miller of St. ouis. The conference decided to hold ~ its next annual in Milwaukee in the fall MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL T [ CONGRASSMAN O'GOSH? o — 3 DEATH TOLL IN TEXAS FLOODS BROUGHT TO 146 Dallas, Texas, Sept. 14.—With the discovery of two additional bedice, the toll of lives lost in the Central Texas flood was brought to 146 today. Indica- ticns are that the death toll will not exceed 200. REMEMBER RIDE ON DEWITT CLINTON TRAIN . Langing, Mich, Sept. 14.—The tour of the Dewitt Clinton (N. P. C.) train through Michigan brought to light that this state can claim first horors in the matter, of having among its residents first passengers of the Gid pioneer of the Twentieth Century Mmited. +Mrs. Maryanne Mann, 90} Grand Rapids claimds to be the only living woman who rode on the train during its pericd of operation. She was en- thusiastic in describing her experi- ences when the train visited her lo- cality, claming it was “unsafe” for children, ¢ Despite her assertion, John T. Ber- ner, 96, Marshall, claimed to be the only living person who made the initial trip with. the train, says he tound riding comfortable at the age of 6, when his father, the conduc- ter of the train, took him on his first journey. Berner was wheeled to the staition at Marshall to yiew the old Dewitt Clinton on her. exhibition trip through the state. EMPLOYMENT IN DAKOTA DECREASES PER CAPITA Fargo, N. D., Sept. 14.—Employ- | ment in North Dakota as compared with popuiation has decreased 5.7 per cent in the last ten years, ac- cording to statistics of the United States census bureau. Approximately 217,418 persons or 37.7 per cent of the population over ten years of age were in gainful occupationg in 1910, and only 206,- 898, or 33 pej cent of the popula- tion in 1920. The decrease has affected both male and female workers. Over half of the wage earners are engaged in agricultural pursuits; only six-tenths of one per. cent are miners. " RISH IN THE CACIFIR OCEAN, DOWN HERE- \TOLO YOou S0 |YOUNG LADY GRILLS MARAGER OF CAMPAIGN (Continued from Page 1) months or a year in advance.” By this time other interested cam- paigners had come in, and were lis- tening. The young ‘woman drew a deep breath and resumed: N “How. many prizes will you: give away?” A “Fifteen big prizes” “And in what manner will these tbe awarded?” “in order to equalize the competi- ticn and afford members residing cutside of Bemidji the same oppor- tunity to win as those living right here in the city, the field of this pa- per has been divided into two dis- tricts—one-half of the prizes, in- cluding a Ford touring car, going to the city and the ‘other half to the country.” ‘ “Which “district “will receive the Buick 4 touring car?,”” she promptly interrogated. “In this instance, and 1n this in- stance only, do out-of-town members ccmpete with city members—the highest of the entire field winning the Grand Capital Prize.” “Oh, I see,” as her face lighted up, “then if I live out of town I have an equal chance with the others to win the Buick touring car?” “Exactly.” “But suppose T don’t win any of the prizes in my district, what then; have my efforts been all for noth- ing?” “Absolutely not! If you remain ac- tive throughout the campaign and make a regular cash report but fail to score among the winners, you will be paid a cash commission of 20 per cent, or one-dollar out of eyery five you collect.” 1 “Then I can't lose! I" msurée to ‘fe- ceive something anyway. Well, ‘that certainly is fair enough.” ' The two eytd each other for’ moment. Then'the young lady smiled. “I guess ybu thing 1 am asking a lot of questions, but I want to, un- derstand everything.” hat’s right. Just go ahead.”’- CAMEL. M ODATTERL VAL VR \saving —Phone 97— Here’s another: 1233 01 AT D ISR i All our skill, facilities,v and lifelong ktowledge of the finest tobaccos are concentrated on this one_cigarette— Into this ONE BRAND, we put the utmost quality. Nothing is too good for Camels. They are as good as it’s possible to make a cigarette. g it Camel QUALITY is always maintained at the same high, exclusive standard. You can always depend. on the same mellow-mild refreshing smoothness—the taste and rich flavor of choicest tobaccos—and entire freedom from cigaretty aftertaste. S ; : And remember, this! only—20 cigarettes—just the right size t in. production. and . packing. straight into Camel Quality. That’s one reason, why you can. get Camel Quality at 50 Camels come in one size package o make the greatest This saving goes moderate a price. We. put:ne useless frills on the Camel package. Np ‘‘extra wrappers!” = Nothing just for stiow! .\ Such things de not improve the smoke any mere than premiums0r COUpOns. And their added cost must go onto the price or come cu® of tho qualily. i One thing, and only one,is re}poiisibie for Camels great and growing popularity s A AW, YA CANY FOOL ME! M NOY “THAT BASY! | NYOU, AVMY BEEN ASKIN' NQBODM BUT STRANGERS ! “Oh, yes, herc’s another one. May 1 toke subgcriptions anywhere 1 can get them?” % 1 “Why, certainly! You are not re-| stricted in any sense in securing sub- seriptions. Get them anywhere. You may take them in Bemidji, or any cther town or rural route; for that matter, anywhere else.” “Well,” she said, ““guess I'll start now; give me a couple of those little receipt books. Good-bye.” Half an hour later the telephone} rang. “Aha,” came a familiar voice. “I told you 1 would start right away. I have just got one subscription for a year, and I'm going after another now ihat is promised. See you later.” SURE" \F THEY LIVEO IN-WASHINGYON, CONGRESSMAN, WOLLDRY STHEN . 50—FREE CFEDITS——-‘SO N THE DAILY ‘AND WEEKLY PIONEER’S 3 SALESMANSHIP CLUB CAMPAIGN ! Net Good After Sept. 30, 1921 ADDRESS .... Collect all these coupons you can Each coupon is good for 50 credits Ask Your Friends to Save the Coupons From Their Pioneer % b A 5 BUT Gun in shape, Double BB Shot Guu Single BB Self Ejector . Jointed Cleaning Rods - Remington Gun Oil .. How are you ‘going to get your potatoes out of the ground? ' Are you sure you are going to get that digger just when you want it? If lose you more money than you could buy a HOOVER for. We have the machines NOW Cleaning Rod, Qil and any of the many little We are proud to be the distributors for this territory which are known by the RECORD and FIELD names, worth to a good number of hunters in your vieinif and THAT is what you are looking for. will have no trouble when you happen to ge agree is the time you want them to shoot and want them bad. 5 DON'T MISS THAT DUCK—BUY RECORD OR FIELD SHELLS - Winchester 12-guage Pump Guns, 97 Model Record Shells (high base), per box Field Shells (low base), per boX ............ %" Get Our Case Price Before Buying HOCCOVER PdTATO DIGGERS” Yes—One Day’s Digging May Pay For It a row of wet weather maySQ on-hand to fill your wants, and NOW. | .emergencies. When buying a DIGGER, get one that you know where and when you THE DAY _— Yes, that’s the day DUCK HUNTING be- gins.. Are you prepared to get the num- ber you are entitled to? If not, call in our store and get a Shot Gun, Shells, articles that you need to put your Shot on the WESTERN SHELLS, these Shells have proved their ty. They get the DUCKS farther, They are absolutely water-proofed, and you t'your Shells a little damp. That you will is the time for YOU to protect yourself against can get the repairs—a repair in time may save nine (bushels). Call in and look oyer our stock of Hoover Diggers and Digger repairs and get the re- pair service with your Digger. . Hoover 6-foot Digger, only Hoover 6-foot Digger, with rear rack elevator Ho,over 7-foot Diggey, with rear rack elevator ¢ (All prices less' 6% discount for cash) POTATO TOOLS - FORK SPECIAL ‘A complete stock of Potato Digging Forks, 15-bushel Baskets, Scales, Sacking Twine, Needles and everything needed to get that crop harvested. Potato Digging Forks, 5-tine, special $1.70 Vs-bushel Wire Baskets ©. ...l :$1.60 ANNOUNCING THE LAUN-DRY-ETTE YES—This means just what it'says, the New Washing Machine that gets away from the old-style wringer. No more plunging your hands into the boiling water to get the clothes to the wringer—just throw up the inner tub and turn the lever. In ONE MIN- UTE your tub of clothes is rung dry enough for the line. - And if you should happen to catch a stormy day, in eight minutes they are ready to iron. With this dryer you can do your ironing in less time because there are®no wrinkles to iron.out from the wringer rolls. With the Laun-dry-ette Washer you can do your washing in at least an hour less time than any other machine—and you get away from the work of doing your rinsing and bluing by hand. Our demonstrator is gt your service and will put one in your home for next wash day and let you see for yourself. Laun-dry-ette (Copper tub, plungers, etc.,), term price - Laun-dry-ette, cash price “Big 3” Electric Washer, Copper tub Crystal Electric Washer, cylinder.machine, new price ¢ 154 "} - (Less 5% 'for cash) . ATTEND THE NORTHIERN MINNESOTA FAIR AT BEMIDJI s i SEPTF 20-21- 22-23 : / This Is Your F air—Let's All Make It the Record-Breaking Fair in Exhibits and Attendance A i