Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 2, 1921, Page 5

D E——— | , without asking for the copyright. EVER NOTKE THE COP WHO WHEN HE SIGNALS You - HE GENERALLY 15 HiGH- STRUNS CENSURE BRITISH NEW RICH |} War Profiteers Don’t Give to Charity, as They Should, Old Aris- tocracy Charges. The English “new rich” have to bear almost a8 much’ criticism as the prime minister, and from almost as mixed a source. Their natural enemies are the poor and the new poor, and the latter element seems to feel strongest on the subject. The aristocracy have taken lately to publishing their sentiments about the people who have usurped their. place. One of the charges they make is that the new rich don’t know how to give, and that as a result hos- pitals, and charitable institutions are being forced to close up. It may not be, say the aristocracy dubiously, that the new rich are wilfully selfish. But | they are not used to money, and so are not used to giving it away. An- other allegation, made by a peppery daughter of an impoverished duke, was that the new rich had never done any- thing to make the world beautiful and hat as & clags ‘they had produced no great art or literature, Soclally the new rich have to bear the brunt of all the changes. An'ac- tress sald the other day that she never saw before the war the people who now fill the stalls in the theaters. The people with good manners who used to sit in stalls before the war have dis- appeared; and their successors lack breeding. One day somebody ate or- anges in the stalls and the feeling of calamity in aristocratic circles was strong for weeks. Extremes in styles are also blamed on the women of the profiteer -class, who are declared by their enemies to have learned the art of dressing-in thelr original homes in the East end of London.—Mary Henke in Los An- geles. Express, IF SHE COULD HAVE KNOWN! Detroit Girl Probably Will Always Feel That Fate Has Been Most Unkind to Her. Some women rush into marriage, but others give thought to what the economic experts_say a man should be earning and have in the bank be- fore takinig unto himself a wife. Few will question that the latter course is the sensible one, observes the Providence Journal. But it has its exceptions, like everything else. One of the most romantic of them, per< haps, Is contained in a recent news dispatch from Detroit, telling how an engine-room worker in one of the city botels at 30 cents an hour was spurned | by the girl of his dreams because she STAND BY— THEN THERES THE ONE WHO BARELY FLUTTERS HIS FINGERS]l CHATS WITH A FRIEND FOR HOURS WHILE ALL HANDS " CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT for ‘at time of insertion will be charged for at ONE CENT a word, and tisen only to those having open accounts on our books. No ad taken for less than twenty-five cents. When other methods fail try a Pioneer want advertisement. "GO" SIGNAL AT ONCE — insertions ALS0 THE FRIENDLY OLD BIRD WHO SMIRIS AT THE LADIES| THE KIND WHO TAKES HIS|| SCOWLS AT YOU SUSPICIOUSLY|| THE CREEPS 15 THE BIG HA AND GIVES EVERYONE THE | JoB SERIOUSLY— by Beck (Copyrigh!. 1920. by New Er» Features) o e e THE HANDSOME ADONIS. | Advertisements in this column cost ONE CENT per word for FIRST INSERTION and HALF CENT per word for subsequent consecutive of same copy. Cash must acco BUT THE ONE WHO GIVES M WHEN YOU ASK DIRECTIONS || WHO NEVER BATS A HAIR- JUST GIVES YOU THE STonyY mpany copy. Ads not paid An adyertisement in this col- umn 'is’ the least expensive | salesman you can employ. FOR SALE—CITY PROPERTY FOR SALE—2 lots on Bemidji and 6th. Inquire 621 Bemidji ave. 3t9-2 GOOD LIVE Business for sale. Splen- did opportunity for right party. Address X Y care Pioneer. 7-16tf FOR SALE OR 'RENT—Six-room house, East’ Bemdji electric lights, good -wood shed, '‘water. hardwood . floors. Vacant Sept. 1. Call Ole Toftum, 411-W. = 4t 9-3 e Wonderful “Universxl Language.” Among other attempts at a univer- sal language is “Bolak,” or “Blue.” The shades of meaning in this par ticular tongue are got by tacking on to basal words syllables, or sometimes Just a single letter, so as to get differ- ent sign features. “Vintumlily,” for instance, is windmilland “Danfumily,” steam-mill. - If you want to speak of a-mill run by water, you say “Vatum- fly.” The numerals are a little con- fusing. Take such a number as 1,126. and it comes out as ‘“Mel venson dovis _e., one thousand one hundred and twenty-six. “Blue” spelling is entirely phonetic, and you do not have to @ot your * or cross your “t's.” It is called “blue” because this is the color of the sky, and the inventor hopes—or. hoped—that all under the blue of the firmament would hastily was sure that he would never be able lggopt :this amazing tongue to support her. In less than a week after the spurn- ing the man received a message from a Toledo attorney saying that he was one of three heirs to a $15,000,000 estate in California. Fiction, which revels in the happy ending, would have had the lucky one repeat his offer of marriage and meet with quick and maybe tearful acceptance, and then would have given us a pretty word pletyre of the smiling couple whirling | wesfward on a train de luxe. But truth is cold and exact. The engine-room worker simply said good- by to the girl who had rejected him and went to lay claim to his inherit- ance—alone. Was this decision correct? And will the young woman, if her hand is sought again by some humbie but steady workman, consider his earning capacity above his desire to make her his helpmate? Any one in search of a first aid to conversation may use these questions She ed Those Saints A very religious colored lady exam- ining a print of “The Last Supper,” inquired which was St. Anthony and which’ was Francis of Assisi. When told they were not in the group, she exclainred:’ “Well! T just knowed them there saints was all invited to that party.” el ik, Burke’s Idea of Statesman. A disposition to preserve, and an| ability to improve, taken together, would he my standard of a statesman. —Edmund Burke. s SR U Re-forms? 7 Busy as women are reforming the men, they're not neglecting thelr own forms.—Washington Post. Talk. Self 1s the easfest topic of conversa-| tion there fs. and ususlly it 18 the Further Directions Needed. The grammar school principal went from room to room explaining what to «do. In case of fire. - The puplls listened with respectful attention until he came fo- his final instruction. “Above all things,” he said, “if your clothing patches fire, remain cool.”—The Chris- tian Register (Bostonj. The True Question. Everywhere in life the true ques tion 1g, not what we gain but what we do.—Carlyle. " Modern Problems No. 8, What happens when an irresistible blondé meéts an immovable bachelor? Davidson Motorcycles . vcles and Supplies GENIRAL REPAIR SHOP 311 Sixth St.—Bemidji | eame— HUFFMAN & O'LEARY FURNITURE: AND UNDERTAKING H. N. M'KEE Funeral Director dullest FOR SALE FOR SALE—Tamarack wooa Call }14 Minpesota avenue. Phone 544- . 4-9tf FOR SALE—L. C. Smith typewriter in fine condition. Late modei and good as a new one. Ploneer Sta- tionery Store. 3-17tt FOR SALE—One brood sow, 1 year old, five two and one-half months old pigs. John Durand, 24th and , Irvine ave., Bemidji, Minn. 2t9-2 FOR SALE---Ripe tomatoes. Call at the Stonehous efarm, two miles north of Normal school, on Birch- mont road. 6t 9-3 fOR SALE—Coropation seals, corpor- atlon record books with dlvisions for minutes, articles of incorpora- ticn, by laws, minutes for direc- tors’ meetings, stock ledger, stock certificate reglster, transfers and dividend register. Inquire at Pio- neer Stationery Store, 403 Bel- trami aveaue. Telephone 799-J. 8-18tt For an insignificant cost an advertisement in this column will turn the deal FOR, SALE—Chevrolet car. 4 model 1918. Inquire. 621 Bemidji ave. 3t 9-2 FOR SALE__Chevrolet car, 4-90 mod- el 1918. Inquire 621 Bemidji ave. 3t9-2 FOR SAILE—Nash six, 5-passenger, run 2,400 miles, in perfect shape, cord tires. Cheap for cash. iCall 693 after 6 evenings. 2t 9-2 FOR SALE—Ford coupe, 1920 model. Starter and demountable rims. Cheap if taken at once. Call 77 or 710. 8-31tf FOR FOR RENT—Modern house. Call at 1115 Lake Boulevard. 9-2tf FOR RENT— Modern rooms. Call 21 Bemidji ave. furninshed 3t9-2 FOR RENT---Auto garage, down town, good location. Phone 131. 8-11tf FOR RENT---One modern furnished room. 6515 Bemidji avenue. 7-27tL FOR RENT—One modern furnished room. Call at 6th and Lake Boule- vard. . 3t9-6 FOR RENT — Modern furnished rooms. Cail 621 Bemidji ave. Phone 983-W. 3t9-2 FOR RENT---One pleasant room, suit- able for two, modern and close in. Call 941-W. 8-26af FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms. GCentlemen preferred. Call at 1211 Lake Boulevard. 2t9-2 FOR RENT__4-rosm house, 1319 Miinnesota avenue. Inquire 1317 Minnescta avenue. 2t9-2 FOR RENT—-Up-to-date suite of office rooms. Inquire Drs. Larson & Lar- son, 213 Third street. 8-11tf FOR RENT—Modern: fourtroom apartment with bath and kitchen- Do 'you want Work—or do you want Help? Try the Column | S —— HELP WANTED—FEMALE WANTED—Cook ‘at Lake Shore ho- tel. 3t 9-2 O O S SRR i) ‘WANTED—A girl at St. Anthony's hospitul. 9-2 tf WANTED WANT--TO RENT—Modern house; possession Sept. 26. Address, A. D, care Pioneer 3t .9-2 WANTED:P nging, painting, kalsomining” “Phone 734-W. Self, 26th and Minnesota. 6t 9-6 ‘WANTE! Positlon as stenogra- pher. Have high school education. Address P. P., care Pioneer. 6t 9-3 BEMIDJI FLORAL CO. CHGICE CUT FLOWERS AND PLANTS Artistic Designs PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO MAIL ORDERS Bemidji, Minn. 512 Beltrami Ave. Phone 418-W ey v i S FISK and MILLER TIRES FREE AIR - VULCANIZING MATLAND Tire ‘and Reépair- Co. ‘Across From City Hall WANTED—Three or four furnihsed recoms or small furnished house. /Call E. A. Fisk at Shavitch Bros. 6t 9-8 WANTED to hear from owner having farm for sale; glve parucuars and John Black, Minne- Wis. lowest price. sota street, Chippewa Falls, 3t-8-20. WANTED to hea¥ from owner haviny farm for sale; give particulars aud lowest price: John Black, Minne- sota street, Chippewa ¥alls, Wi 3t-8-20- WANTED---We want lady or gentle- man agent to handle city trade in Bemidji and other vacant cicies. This is a wonderful opportunity as you will be retailing the genuine J. R. Watking Products including Watkins Cozddnut Oil Shampoo, Garda F: Powder, Fruit Drinks and over 137 other products. Write today for free sample and particu- lars. The J. R. Watkins Co. )y Winona, Minn. 3t-8-29-27--9-3 FOR SALE---Good auto. Phone 654. FOR SALE—FAKM PROPERTY FARM FOR SALE—80 acres im- proved, 9 miles from Bemidji, in- cluding 3 horges, cow, implements, ete. Bargain. Address Andrew Rood. FOR SALE---Forty acres of good land near Gonvick. Present owner lives too far from land to make use of same and will sell for $25 per acre. Might trade for Bemidji property. Address Tiller, care Pioneer. 8-17tf FOR SALE: 0 acres improved clay farm. House 24x24 on stone foun- dation. Log barn, 2 other build- ings. About 20 acres cleared, 30 acres of pasture, has water year round, fine hard maple grove round house. Located 3-4 mile east Little Bass lake, 3% miles east of Lavina, 2% miles from Dam. Also 1 cow, 3 horses, harness, wagon, plow, drag, cultivator, plow. Price $3200 for ally for all cash might take some less. Would consider good Ford as part payment. Easy terms. E. J. Willits, phone 285-W AUTO LICENSE TAGS LOST OR FOUND ette. New Kaplan building. ,4-31tf LOST AND FOUND FOUND—A. kit of veterinary tools. - PHONE—178-W or R I Owner may have same by calling at Police Headquarters and paying for this ad. 3t9-3 FOUND—Auto Jicense tag, number B92,678. Owner may have same by calling at Bemidji Oil company’s office and paying for this ad. 3t9-2 FOUND—Auto lcense tag, number B92,678. Owner may have same hy calling at Bemidji Auto com- pany’s office and paying for this ad, 3t9-4 1 e Ready to Serve You E’RE ready to take care of your Plumbing re- quirements at all times. Whether it's to install new equipment or to repair old, just give us a call and we’ll be on the job in a jiffy. Our work is the best and our prices are as cheap as pos- sible for such high-class Plumbing. ‘ Roy V. Harker Phone 122 Third St. AunnEnRGGGEEEniunnnnnnRGEEEdEE R it Bemidji Auto -Livery . | 150 PHONE 150 | Country Trips a Specialty SUITABLE CARS FOR EVERY OCCASION 5 Passenger OLDSMOBILES 7 Passenger STUDEBAKERS DODGE TOURING CARS DAY and NIGHT SERVICE Opposite Markham Hotel e ——————— ——— —; THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS MORT PENDERGAST Licensed | AUCTIONEER Your Business Solicited Phone 17-F4 Quality Kodak Work Developing, only 10c Prints, 2% x3%, only 4c 2%x4%, be Post Card size, 6¢ QUALITY PORTRAITS Special—Large, lovely folders, se- pia portraits, only $5.40 per dozen. Post Cards only $1.85. RICH PORTRAIT STUDIO Phone 570-W 10th & Doud Ave. Tell Everybody Bemidji Is Just Below the Mississippi’s Source. Plumbing | Heating Robert J. Russell 313 Fourth Street Phones 620—620-R The Bemidji 1 Machine Works Phone 61.W Rear 319 Bel, Ave. The Best Equipped Machine Shop in Northern Minnesota We are prepared to handle any- thing in the repair line and mak- ing of new parts for practically | ' everything needed in Steel, Iron, Bronze, or any other metal. Cylinder Re-Grinding a Specialty All Work Guaranteed Whenever You Want First-Class Auto Livery Service WE HAVE IT Cars for Every Occasion Country Trips a Specialty WARD BROS. 77 PHONE 77 Seven Passenger Buicks, Seven Passenger Enclosed Dodge, and Dodge Touring Cars. We Are at Your Service Both Day and Night Clothes, Sport Flannels, etc., will serve best, look best when Dry- Cleaned here. PACE FIVE — uir || BUSINESS AND || PROFESSIONAL | DOCTORS 3. JOHNSON & BORRESON Physicians and Surgeoms Bemidji, Minn. GARLOCK & GARLOCK Eye—Ear—Nose—-Throag ¥ Glasses Fitted ey | | DR. E. H. SM!TH | Physician and Surgeon Office Security Bank BiocE l " DR. H. A. NORTHROP Osteopathic Physician and Surgeen Battles Bldg. Office Phone 153-W C. R. SANBORN, M. D, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office Miles Block House Phone 449 Office Phone 88 ' il Drs. Dannenberg & Two CHIROPRACTORS Hours—10 to 12 a. m.—1:30 te B Other Hours By Appointment Phone 401-W Calls Made First Nat'l Bank Bldg., Bemidji DR. E. A. SHANNON, M. D, Physician and Surgeon Office in Mayo Block Phone 396 Res. Phone 397 e ——. DRS. MARCUM & McADORY Physicians and Surgeons Barker Building 11-12 a. m.—3-6 p. m, Office 802—Res. 211 Hours: Phones: DENTISTS DR. J. W. DIEDRICH Dentist Office: O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones: Office 376-W. Res. $76-R DR. G. M. PALMER Dentist and Orthodontist BARKER BUILDING Bemidji Mins, N Drs, Melby & Reppeto DENTISTS Cor. 4th St, and Beltrami A Phone 406 Bemidji VETERINARIANS DENISON & BURGESS VETERINARIANS Bemidji, Minn. BUSINESS E.M. SATHRE Buys Small Houses for Cash and Sells Them on Small Monthly Payments FIRE INSURANCE i * REAL ESTATE REYNOLDS & WINTER 212 Beltrami Avenue Phone 144 A-No.1 FUR WORK and REPAIRING DONE You don’t need to send your Fur Work away now—have it Done Here at Home! BEMIDJI FUR SHOP MATHERS & OLSON Phone 831-W