Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 15, 1921, Page 6

Qi filtl L e THE BEMTOS GARY PIONEER TN il With Mickie off getting married or on his way to Washington, this col- urry will be left entirely m the hands of contributors of “spice,” who as- pire to make the column. Therefore a special invitation ~'is extended to our readers for short, timely and amusing comment. We do not guar- a'g.2€ to print everything that is sent in, but will | pick only SDICES ‘ —Try Again, Please— 5 and 10 Centers Lizzie (meeting old friend) —*“Are you married? How many children? Friend—“Yes, two little folks.” Mary—“How old.” Friend—“Five and ten.” “H’m, I see,” says Mary, worth tyins.” —A Little Variety— Annual Announcement Pastor: ' ““NeXt Sunday morning there’ll'be services at 10'a. m. in the west end and at 3 p. m. in the east end. Children will be baptized at both ends. And you, Mrs. Larson, be on tlme—remembel‘, you was late last year.” —Details Later— v Woman's Place “Yes, sir, one hour’s uninterrupted reading each evening would make You: ~ ““Uninterrupted? Where do ' you think my wife spends her:evenings?”’ —Home, " Sweet Home— U buff? Puff! A new subfstitute’ fdr gasoline has been inventéd. In viéew of the fact that' it is in ;powder form, you should lay in a good supply of powder puffs at once. * You can hear a lot of thei puffing already. —-And the Owners, Too— Who's Your Tailor? “There’s a sort of bump right there on your chest,” ‘said the tailor as he paused’ in' his measurements, “but we make the clothing so that you will not realize the bump is there af- ter-you get the sait on.” “I am fully aware of that fact,” sighed the hard-working . customer. “That’s my pocketbook in my inside pocket.” ' “Wool- —Price— Last, But Not Least The best part of some of the story books you read nowadays is reserved for the last page. —The End— The Eternal Triangle Society, like ancient Gaul, is said to be divided into three parts: The fellow who miakes it.’ The fellow who bootlegs it. The fellow who drinks it. ’I" States congress has should all rest in peace A Lifie Ball From the want ads: “Lost—A wal- let belonging to a gentleman made of calf. -——If.’u a Sad Story— TOUR REVEALS LAND SR (Continued From Page 1) ing lower Red Lake at 5 o’clock. One ot the finest stands of corn to be seen on the trip was inspected on the farm ot J. P. Rust, After arriving at the lake, which by the ‘way is the largest body of fresh water wholly within one state in the United States, Mr. Lennon explained the Red Lake reservation ‘project: Only'a half-hour stop was made here, and the party left for Bemidji at 5:30, taking the south route to'Blackduck. From there on to Bemidji several cats went back over the Scenic highway while the remainder returned by way of Hines and Tenstrike. A. A. Richgrdlson, local photogra- Ppher, ‘“took'. thevisitors at nearly every stop, using clover fields, corn tields, lakes and nearly everything imaginable for suitable backgrounds. Jollity reigned supreme among the vistons and all seemed to be excep- tionally well pleased with the entire trip. A number were heard to say that they would forever ibe boosters for Beltrami county, not having known before what .this section of the state had tooffer the homeseeker. Those who have always boosted Bel- tram county said they would boost mcre than ever from then on. One outstanding feature of the trip, ‘was the fact that many local persons, making the trip for the first time, were even more surprised at what they saw then ‘were the:visitors. ‘'hose ‘who have mever taken this trip are urged to do £o0 at the earliest pogsible opportunity. The satisfaction to be re- celved from kKrowing Wwiat the county has to offer the new settler will amply ropay those' making the tour. 1t has also been. suggestéd that 'a get-ac- Quiainted tour beorganized by Bemidji icitizens to visit that country in the sibar futuré, and it s beleved that such a trip will ‘be made. Bicycles and Snpplin GENERAL REPAIR SHOP the “ripe | WEALTH T0 VISITORS| HIDES Cow hides, No. 1. ‘Buil hides, No. 1 e ‘ e Kipp hides, (No. 1,:10.0 s see o o one BC- Calf skins, No. 1, . b P Horse hides, large.. -$2-38 Deacons, . each iiin e 2 S e Don't Léave the Farm Come boys, 1 Hiave something to tell you, Come néar, I would whisper it low; You are thinking of Raving the-home- stead, Don’t be in a hurry to go. Thé city <has miany - dttractions! But think of :the vices:and sins, When once in the vortex of fashion, * How seon ‘the course' downward + begins. . -y You talk of the mines of Australia, They’re wealthy in gold, without doubt, But ,ah!.there is gold on the farm, boys, It onlv you’ll shovel it out. The mercantile life is a hazard, The -goods ‘are 'first high; and then low, Better risk longer, ' Don'b be in a hurry to go the old iarm a while The grent stirring world has induce- ments, There it many a busy mart, But wealth. .is. not. made -in a day, boys; Don't be in a hurry to start! The bankers and brokers are wealthy, They take in their thousands or so; Ah! think of the frauds and . decep- tions, Don’t be in a hurry to go! The farm is the safest and surest, The erchatde are loaded today, You're free. ub: the air. of the moun- tains, . o the . Andimonarch of all you survey; Bmt?f istayrcon t}ie farm & while i Though profits should come rather ! slows 1 7 Remember you've : boys; Pon’t be in a hurry to go! nothmg to nsk *Page 1) erd” anddeserve better: mpnort thnn is given them. t The line-up was as tollows Bemidji Bagley C. Bailey. . .B. Daniels E Bailey. . .A. Oleson Wm, Lappen. .H. Larsen C. Johnson. .C. Rice Crosby . . . Brunstad ‘Fred Phibbs .C. Oleson ‘M. Plummer. .A. Wene Cameron. . .C. Degerness Melhouge. .S. Hane Berrigan and. subsA "M, Brustad and Achenbauch . . .G. Sorrenson Lglc%mmkns (Conunded From Pagé 1) Simons *"dbfbated Dent, 63, Q-g Bleickner défeated Feir, , 6-1; Dahl defeated Smith, 6-0, 7-5. In the semi-finals, Barker defeated Simoniy, 6-4, 6-4; Bléickner defeated Dahl, 6-1, ]0 8; iand in the finals, Bleickner defeated Barker S- 6, 6-1, 6-1, 3-6 and '6-2¢ KING PETER OF SERBIA AT POINT OF DEATH Wushington, AW 15 King Peter of ‘Serbia is near death, according to | i a cable received. here ‘today. The| king lost consciousness Saturday and has not regained it... The king, who 'is nearly 80 years old, has not been in|| active charge of the government since)| 1916, when Alexander, the present| regent, took over the king’s duties. e T —— FIRE BREAKS OUT ANEW IN REFINING PLANT _Philadelphia, Aug 15.—The fire in thr Allan Refining Company’s plant, which began early Sunday; broke out anew. Another oil’ tank - exploded. Three alarms for additional fire ap- ‘Paratus were sent in 'when the new explesion sent flames over the burn- ed area again. The death list in- creased to six. “ \ B London, Aug. 15.—Members of the Sinn Fein parlaiment, who have been released to 'discuss ‘British' peace terms; will have to.retdmn to prison, Premier Lloyd George.told the house of commons today. The Sinn Fein’s were released solely to pass on peace 311 Sixth St.—Bemidji .been granted amnesty,” proposals. “No person in Ireland has he said. CONE ON \L\D‘ eUY O\)‘( 'i\-\E R\\’ \JA“ WINKLE A Ger UP AND WE'LL SEE wé wow FISH STEW EXGELLENT IJlSH Home Damonnnflnn Anenu o' the Uupirtmonc of Agricuiture Rec- - omferd 1% Highlg;| The “plne bark fish stew," which is befhg ikrketed iby<the canning’ erubs in:the southern ‘states along the At- lantic' and- gulf coasts, -should -be of interest to housewlves, says the New Ybik: Timeb, - < The developent of combinatfon foods peculfar to' certath localities has-beew-particularly fos- tered:by extension-agents-of -the Uni- ted States “Départmeht ~of 'Agricul- ture and thé'‘sthteagricultural col- leges which carry on boys’ and girls® club work. Almost every country in the world and- practically every. dis- trict in the United: States, has a spe- cfal “one-plece” dish niade of the prod- ucts in that- region. The gumbo of the far Scuth, the New England boiled dinner, the’boulllabaissd of ‘Marselllel reproduced * In-'‘New - Orleans. Hun- gartan goulash, Chirnese chop'suey; In- dian curry, Irish stew, French ragout, dre Instances of this tendency toblehd flavors in one dish. Pine bark fish stew is a character- istic dish in- South Carolina. Very probably it was ifitfoduced by settlers from the sowthérn' patt of France and from Italy. Itallans living in south- ern Californii - Serve a similar fish stew. The home demonstration agents, seeking a popular and somewhat novel product which, would mot be in com- petition * with- - commercial canned goods, decided to have the clubs maké a speclalty'‘of cannhtng’ ptne bark fish stew. ? Onfon, tomatoes, celery, pimento and fish are-the ingredients, which are ‘cooked slowly in vegetable ofl and potired over “southerh:style” rice.’ At large out-of-doors gatherings and com- munityifunchies this is'Served ion'pleces of pine bark, giving the dish its name. _In Florida, Georgin and all the gulf states various local fish are adapted | 16 the comblnutlnn CAN ONLY SEE DARK SIDE Unvortlmau Individuals Are Thne Who Essay to Make Conversa. ‘tion About the Weéather: - The weather i3 a singularly unfor- tunate institution. When-it is bad it is freely abused; when' it s good it becomes an 'object for profound sus- picion. A wet day is an abomination; a fine one is an inciplent drought. Three fine days in succession are enough to bring into blossom little paragraphs announcing that some- body’s -water supply will shortly have to be curtalled, and a_week of them sees the farmers of Blankshire elo- quently face to face with upproaching ruin. “A bad summer’ will' ‘not " beat thinking about; a good one is proof that the climate of Earope is rapidly ‘changing, ‘that the North- ‘pole ‘will 00N enjoy’ the terhperature of the equiitor; ‘and that a few more thousand vears will'§ee mankind finally’ frizzled ! off the surface of 4 thoroughly inhos- | pltable ' planet. This grateful ‘and | comforting game “of looking a gift i DD NOL BVER TAME eo\.o His Hor wup. offier i fTie right.. The shoofer then they fall fo thie pround; firlng one lond dt eacli tirgét: « This Is a real tost of shooting ability, and for this reason it Is gaining n popularity. No one seeks ‘a rent test of ‘hi¥ ubllity more than a trapshot. §§ apparent fliat thie dotibles champlon- can handicap this year will be a much hettet ‘event tlian in the past. The shooters lm\'l- had greater practice at this st\le ot hhom!ng than ever be- Spain in Florfda, which-became a part of the UAIEY Stiifes, JThe sum paid Spain, ‘fhéluding'the ~payments to claimants For! Gimiges, yas '$6,489.768 for & "ferFItory tit IHeNIdSd 759,268 square: miles~Miamt Herald. PROVIDING SALT FOR COWS Best Plan Is to Give Animals Constant . Supply—Ounce Each Day Is About mgni The best way !o prnwme sqlt for the cows is to give them a constant Sup- ply so they ‘have easy access to it. 4 pound a week. If salt is provided ‘daily an ounce ‘ench day will be about right,-giving “mor¢ ot less- according ‘mals; * Cows giving milk requtre more than those not in lactation. Conscien That uncomfortable possesslon, a conscience,. holds us back from many ‘4 coveted delight, saves us from muny a sin, .and .drives us inimany a path we'wounld :never be 'good enough or un- selftsh-enough to-tike-if only its: chid- ing voice wonl@ let us-alone. ‘We give ‘ourselves too much credit for our good betiavior “when' ‘we “forget that our upbringing: has bréught into our house of life:n.personality. we cannot disobey it \&e kulfll live: at peace. s tries to break both of them before | Beenuse: of . the increased | interest in thiS phase of the sport it | ship- tournament at the Grand Ameri- | Ttie “averdge cow will use about haif to!the deman@s of the individual ani- BOG RECOGNIZED ITS HOME| Even at Sea, arid at Some Distance, Animal Knew Destroyer to d Which It Belonged. Except for the serlal numbers patited boldly on the Bow, most per- sons' have the greatest difficulty In recognizing one of the 300 destroyers in the United States navy from anoth- er, but_there i3 a dog aboard the de- ‘stroyer ‘Schenck No. 1159 which seems in this tegard to lave far miore than humin intelligence. This dog—of no yarticular breed— has been aboard the Schienck for about two years. Officers aboard the Schenck are tell- in ‘he story of how, not long ago, | when the vessel weiit from Pensacola ‘to 'Guantahimo, the ‘dog ‘was lost.” He ¢olild_not be found when the time for | departure arrived, although the crew had been searching the town for him || for almost two-hours. It developed that the dog, after the 'Scherick departed; reached’ another de- | stroyer and went to 'sea with them. During tlie Voyfige tlie tvo destroy- ers passed well out to sea. The dog! was on the bridge and barked so loud- 1y thiat he attracted llle mremlnn ot | ‘the Séhénck.’ That’s Jud Tunk reputation for w fng. while a parrot’ ¢ fiorance by being heedlessly conversa- tlonal.’ i oWl gets a v sit Ir.,: nioth- ig- World’s 'Géld Pro In thé World’s histor in gold has heen mined, of iwhich s 000,000,000 worth has been lost. From the Argonaut. S17.000,000.000 " Weather Deck. | A “weatliér dbek,”in*ship building terms, IS a-deck wlth tio mer}lenu pro- tection. a Year 1950. Man flndlng sty corkserew in old bureau ‘dréiwer—Oh, say, Mitdgé, cah you remembel whitt this wak dded for? I ; \@utss > MusT aE ; Boon' to the Armiess. An English machine for the use of armless men. consists of a table under which are pegs worked by the toes. The pegs are connected “grms” above the table, which do al- most everything that can be done by human arms. Thus the patient can use ‘a spoon, knife and fork, drfnk from ‘a cup, pick a cigarette ‘and place it in his mouth, open @ box of miatches, strike a match and light the clgarette, typewrite, turn the leaves of a book, play, chieckers, wash- #ud- dry. his- face and neck; €te. oid Buggy His A judfzéiof Litingdton;” MKnE ‘dourt from the seat THe Case Wik that of ateflant' Who'had disregardéd‘noticé to vitate propefty, §0 the Duggy was up!withi a shoit distArce of the fiouse i quéstion-ihd the tifat pro-| record s hol draw ceeded. Distance Lends Enchantment. Personal in Exchange—I would llke| to locate my wite, who left my bed| and board ori Mirch 25 last. ‘I Wish t send her $100 so that she tan get even| farther away than she is now.” ton Transcript. with artificial futtv ous Court. 3., is on A e v Without Bat P Bos-, penses reasonable One of the Greated gc’hco]s tithe & cdfl%, ‘estab] * 1491, tend to take’a’Commercial Course it pays to attend the best. rollment, 1,500 students. 'Fi]l Term Opem First Weols in September Ideal conditions. Send for Free C-tilogue Mankntn Comuiierci#l :College "an e W THE E WEST HOTEL fllmlenpbiu, an. $1.50 to $ZOQ Invaluable Coating for Tubes. In the process of J. Marcusson, a resinous coating is-given ‘tubes or hol- low bodiss of cement,‘eoncréte or mor- tar by ‘actfon' of formaldehyde on phenols or other like compounds. The coating gradually becomes insoluble on ‘explosure to-uin, and ‘s thus given re- sistance to the #ction of mlnera] or === RATES DOWN 'NOY Quoting Roors Moderaée rlced Cafe in If you in- Annual en- Ptacncal courses of study.’ Experienced- teachers. Unusual oppbrtumhes for securmg posmons. Ex- i £ IIIHIIIIIIHIIIIIBIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIHIHMIHHIHIE T T T horse In ‘the mouth 18 now being ap- plied to the only good result of the’ coal stoppage—our cleaner atmos- phere.” Having survived ‘the ifirst | .shock of Ifl-considered gratitude at be- | ing able to see their own' city, many Londoners, an evening paper an- fiounces; are: now *discovering that a feeling. of lnassitude and an overpower- ing Inclination to yawn are the result of lving in an unusually pure atmos- phere—-Mnnchemr Guardian, R R R DTN O Prompt Délivery. George L. Toft, ‘son+of the candy | mignate and former congressman, snted a, sensation on the stuck!ex- charige recently; When he sold: g suit of clothes off his back for $30 and | mnde: spot delivery. The young bro- | ker breezed onto.the floor of the ex- | changeearly 'ih’ the sSéssion, Wearifig a brand-nexv P'al m'allbhn\ Thereupon Loft yelled out fora' bid for the out- fit, just: s if he were 'selling ‘100 shares ‘ot Loft, IAc; A broker in the crowd snapped btk a bta of $30 and demanded fnstantaneous dellvery. Loft was game. He peeled' off his coat and then shed his trousers and departed for the Luficheon ‘club sttired in his ! B. V. Ds. He was able to resume busi- ness later through the discovery of an old sult of ‘clothes in a locker.—New. York Tribune. Doubles Shooting Popular, Doubles shooting: is. gaining great’ popularity among. trapstooters of this country. 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