Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 1, 1921, Page 6

After Information “Dear Editor,” wrote the corre- spondent, “I am in love with a very plain gifi, while a very pretty one with lots of money wants me to mar- ry her. What shall I do?” The editor replied: “Marry the one you love, by all means; and send me the pame and address of the; other.”—Ex. —AQuite Right— [£3 Brought Back to Earth The story is told about a no\vspml per man having to be carried home| on a stretcher as the result of hav-| ing received a kind word over some- | thing he had printed. The shock sim- ply unnerved him. But just as he| reached his home, along came anoth- er man and gave him a good cussing about another article he had print- ed, and the editor got up and went back to work. t —Say It With Flowers— ’4 Dodge Brothers Dodge Brothers, Inc., is an insti- tution, but Dodge Brothers is an in- dividual. Fifteen month ago a son was born to Mr. and Mrs. George E. Brothers, Cleveland, Ohio. M. Brothers is a salesman for the Barnes Motor Co., Cleveland dealer for the Dodge car. Being proud of both the car and the son, he decided to pay a tribute to both. The youngster was christened “Dodge.” Not many people name_their chil- dren after automobiles. How many would want to name a boy after a Ford? —Or a Twin Six— is Flewery Language S. 8. Lewis of the Cannon Falls Beacon says that if they don’t let up building cars in this country before long this will become a car-nation. And then if Ford increases his out- put, we are due for & lot more noise. —Rattling Good Cars— v No Use at All Many a local business man can’t see why he should take the local daily paper, and as an argument, ad- vances the following: “Oh, I know everything that goes on. My wife belongs to the women’s club and three societies, one of my daughters works in the millinery shop and the other is in the delivery win- dow at the postoffice.” : —Might Fit the Pantry Shelves— In Days of Old We met an old white-whiskered gentleman jhe other day who said he could remémber once when he step- ped on a lady's skirt while coming . out of church. —Hard to Believe Now— * “The Better the Day” Not that it makes any great differ- ence, but we are of the opinion that it must make a man just as hostile to be bitten on his own veranda by a mogquito on Sunday as any other day. —Ain’t It a2 Fact?— ¥ The Trouble Finders Lenine and Trotsky should apply in answer to the following from the warlt ads: “Want a first: mechanic, good at finding trouble. Apply Indian Head, Sask.” —Lither Would Do— The Mosquito And on “golf days,” who, like as not, Can make you miss that easy shot And give you cause to swear a lot? The mosquito.— ADDITIONAL WANT ADS R TAKEN IN---Three myilk cows and black Poll buil came to my, place | yesterday afternoon. ,Owne have same by calling at my and paying for this ad. 0. P. G bo, South Nymore. 1t8-1 | FOR RENT--<I'urnished ro(;m, suit- able for two gentleme: 600 Be- midji Telephone 325. 3td8-3 book- ~ keeping and typewiiiting. “Worker” care of Pio; r. FOUND---IPAND bag in front Third Street Cafe. Owner. ma have same by calling at cafe an paying forithis ad. B8-3 FOR RINT--Furnished room in modern home for refined y lady. 713 America avenue TOR SALE ; and wagon. Phone $21-W. THESE DANS OF MICRE'S APPOWNTMENT, BUY THE JOKES JSE S h BECAUSE NEW ON NE, M SURE GETTING AN AWFUL¢KIDDING ass motor | | —Stung Again— i | | | HIDES | Cow hides, No. 1.. | Bull hides, No. 1 | Kipp hides, No. 1, 1 Calf skins, No. 1, 1b Deacons, each ... ik!orfle hides, large | |AT LEAST COULD BLAME WIFE | But Poor Herbert’s Feelings Can Only | Be Left to a Merciful Im. i agination, | Herbert had a week's vacation from | the oflice for the first time in two | s and he was spending it at home. Let’s do the spring house-clean- ing,” his wife suggested. “It's using | | your vacation well, and later on I'd | have to do it, anyway, so let's both | clean the house.” So his first holidey was spent tak- /Ing up the pets. The next day, | when he had finished that bac = ing task, she thanked him and e him a carpet beater to use on the | earpets, And two days later, when that was done satisfactorily, she told him to mop and varnish the floors, whitewash the cellar and polish the furniture. And on the remaining days of his | vacation he was builied into painting the garden fence, mowing the lawn, digging up and planting again all the | plants and flowers and laying a ce- | ment walk around the house. Late in the afternoon of his last day’s freedom from the office work the landlord called to see them. “Good | afternoon,” he began. “I just thought T'd drop In to tell you that the lady across the street, seeing you people cleaning up. swmelling soap and new paint and things, coaxed her husband to buy this house. move In nest week and will offer you thelr old house as alternative accom- modations. Good day!" Havre Port Undertaking. A large job is about to be undertak- en in con n with the deepening of the outer bor of the French port of Le Havre. The scheme includes ting and working, on both nortl outh sides of the outer harbor, i berths, wharves, mooring ') d - earthworks, roadways. a dock for petroleum, gasoline and other futlammable rocarbides, a complete plant comprising both quay- side and floating equipment for han- dling gencral s, coal, heavy oils, eds, tanks and mach rails running along the q and joining with the te rail very much ns though t s (o make a stro hipping, judging tensive impro i Freneh poris—Se Amesican, bid for the world by this and oth itic T WEY, BoSS! Who Controls Back of Seat? y, take your coat off of my m at isn’t on your hat. And you can just take your hat My coat’s going to stay where “You can put your ceat on your lap. I'll call the usher.” That's the way the argument be- gan between the two women in the movie theatre, The woman In froht had dropped her coat over the back of -her seat. The woman in back ob- jected, because she had “parked” her new spring hat there. But the question, who owns the back of the.seat—the person who sits in the seat or the one behind— was left unsettled, because the owner of the coat moved to another seat.— New York Sun. g Parachute Long Known. The real designer of the parachute was Leonardo da Vinci, in 1500, al- though at the coronation of the Bm- peror Fo Kien, as early as 1306, Chi- nese acrobats were scen to jump from a high scaffolding with huge para- ‘chute umbrellas. e 2l S e e i S S S From Pioneer of 20 Years Ago. re——————_ On Tuesday, Joe Steidl cut. his field of oats with the first binder that wag ever out in a field in the county. so it is said. Mayor Dudley has issued an edict that if anybody is caught begging in the city, the police will give them a chance to earn an honest penny or a meal by working on the streets. That’s business, as that line of graft- ers has become quite numerous here of late when there is all kinds of labor waiting for all who care to apply. Work men began tearing away the building on the corner of Beltrami avenue and Third strcet Monday morning preparatory to the erection T T w—— o xS T RATES DOWN i THE WEST HOTEL Minneapolis, Minn. Now Quoting Rooms at $1.50 to $2.00 Without Bath $2.00 to $5.00 K With Bath Moderate Priced Cafe in + Connection \ suitable house for re must contain at least office. Will be paid to the person who locates a paid when house is in my possession. House must be reasonable. Call Tiller at Pioneer nt. Reward will be four rooms, and rent general house- Irs. D. C. Dvoracek, 903 venue. S-1tf SRR S, .o 8 W 1 Leonard réfrigerat- or, Singer sewing machine, full| attachments; white enamel Hoos- | ier Kitchen ;cabinet, and other: pieces of furniture. Phone 889 or call at apartment No. 22, New Kaplan bldg. 61dS-6 WANTED— Mac? wweork, ., Keers. Brothers: Co. 3t—8-2 THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS DIAMOND POIN Lunches and hot Coffee served. tions of all kinds in stock. Special modations for picnic par- ties. Diamond Point is truly Northern Minneso- ta’s most beautiful play- ground and it's free to you, Archie Ditty Custodian Bemidji’s PlayGround Enjoy your Sundays and picnics there. T Confec- 1 accom= Bathing Suits For Rent at New Bath Pavilion THE BEMIDJI DALY PIONEER o oaamy ARE NOU GOWNG O SHUT DOWN CME PAPER WHILE of the Miles Block, which is to be the finest in the city. Harvey Woodward stuck so tight to the Woodmen’s goat last Thursday ing machine from dumping him into the ash heap. Earl Geil has resumed charge of the Remore hotel and Mr. Grant, the 7\, | NOW DONT GET ALL STEAMED| - v"q;,"- (CUAT LITTLE SMART ALECK UP!THE )08 AW, WILL GIVE Dakota, his home. 'Mnnoun'cing —A Thoroughbred Four, Completing the Famed Buick Line 1o The Buick Valve- : in-Head Engine A Power Plant That Has Proved Itself— A Great Car, Prices Make It An Even GreaterValue vl ‘oo Prices 22-34 Two Passenger Roadster $ 935 22-35 Five Passenger Touring - 975 22,36 Three Passenger Coupe - 1475 ,22-37 Five Passenger Sedan - - 1650 All Prices F. O. B. Flint, Midsigan Cord Tires Standard Equipment on all Models See Us for Specifications and Delivery Dates Phone 78 lformer propriétor, hag gone to North |number of their most intimate friends| FORMER MATEWAN CHIEF At the M. E. church, by Rev. sw"‘“hu(; as the announcement cards were nerton, at 8:30 o’clock Tuesday eve-|not issued until a few days ago, their night that he prevented the old buck-| ning occurred one of the prettiest|friends were scarcely prepared for weddings that ever took place in Be- midji. Each of the contracting par- ties are well known and popular, and the consummation of the happy event has long been looked forward to by a {avenue and Eighth street. "Nerve Is What He Aint Got 'N;Jthi;tg 'Else“Bitt”“ B\ DUST ORFERED TO ' 5N GET MBS A J0B AS WIS ASSISTANT \ 1 LY SUISNPNeeey ) i TS l ] ! 1 _{“L “ \\\T&s@ k] KILLED IN GUN BATTLE who were cognizant that an engage- ment really existed between them, (By United Press) Welchville, ‘W. Va., August 1.- i the ceremony to take place quite s f)fle;\u'l:fé;g;m'Mfiugé?)e:ocl“l‘;:; o{vpnv:\:e‘ soon. Mr. and Mrs. Barker will be at|\, "illed in a gun battle here this' home to their friends after the 15th | moryine: inst. on the corner of Minnesota ) Subsrriha for Tha Da'ly PInm,nr.‘ MOTOR INN / The New Buick “Four” The new Four-Cylinder Buick, here announced, is a thoroughbred—a pedigreed car well worthy of its name. ' Down to the very last detail, this new model possesses every quality of enduring serviceability, complete comfort, and distinctive appearance that have always characterized Buick automobiles. ’ The advent of this new Four makes the Buick 1922 line complete. It offers to purchasers of a car of this size all the quality and service that go to make up the name ‘“ Buick.” The engine,‘of course, is of the time-tested Buick Valve-in-Head type. The year-after-year concentra- tion of Buick’s engineering skill and experience in building Valve-in-Head motors assures the highest standard of performance obtainable today. Every other unit is of a quality equal to the power plant. The whole assembly constitutes a perfectly balanced chassiswhich is of typical Buick construction. The equipment of Cord Tires is merely evidence of the quality which characterizes the entire car. Two open and two closed body types mounted on the Buick built chassis comprise the new series. Even the most casual inspection of the details of design: and workmanship will reveal that full measure of qual- itywhich motoristshavelearned toassociatewith Buick. Obviouslya high grade automobile—a genuine Buick production—the prices listed below make this great Four even greater. A value such as this is possible only because of the combination of Buick engineer- ing skill devoted tc the one ideal of quality, Buick production facilities developed over nearly a quarter of a century, and Buick’s nation-wide distribution and service organization. The Buick Motor Company is proud of the Buick Four. It has the faith of long experience in this newest addition to its line. It places upon it unre- servedly the Buick guarantee carried by every Buick automobile produced. That its confidence is well placed is manifested not only by the keen interest with which motorists’ have awaited this announce- ment, but also the advance orders placed by distri- butors, dealers, and the general public. 312 Beltrami Ave,