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SR ERs SRR SATURDAY EVENING, JULY 30, 1921 Charles Sughroe = ™ Taisivi © - Beywqm Newspaper Unioa | MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL | OH, YOUL CANT RIND PEAD i LIMITED | CANT RIND \ DONY AMNTHING AN Moge! SiLeues | FPRPPPIPHPRPRRFRNRPPRE. “THEM~ \WHERE WNOW WHERE || 1OV BETER &0 Hoke o : Not So Bad, at That ‘ ARE THEN @ WYOASAY Y NANOTES A news dispatch states that land- lords in Toronto are charging $2 a look at apartments and the money paid by prospective tenants does not apply on the rent even if the apart- ment is rented by them. At that rate a fellow would have to be a regu-| lar sport to take a chance on looking| at a_ten or twelve room house. | But even at that, it’s not so bad. s j‘ You don’t even get a chance to peek , { into one in Bemidji. : ¥ —Say Nothing About a Look— | : NS— ' Make Your Own Colic i i A certain grocery store in Bemidji | i advertises among other things, on the i front window of the establishment, — : i cucumbers and cream. Thalc; ought: it2 = — —_— ¥ to be about as popular a combination B T : ¥ as the seven-year itch and sciatic| 4ENGLAND EleENCES Nickels in Phone Pay Stations. rheumatism, . . . 1 | Twenty million dollars in nickels C R W SH]NG ’_"‘% —Don’t Try Either— Adlc}fle} fl?e P‘rlnfer S \ FRIENDSHIP FOR U. S. were dropped in the slots of pay sta- A A i i g i . . N tion telephones throughout the United § rlommg the Gany hat the Devll and -ms Pal'enf By Clyde A. Beals. States during the first ten months of ; WE SPECIALIZE I We notice by theypa;l:(cfs t au_ t,i (United Press Staft Sorrespondent) 1920, according to an estimate by A. NIGHT or DAY £ chorus girls in New Yorl h;‘” l~"‘~‘ t“‘l;‘ By Congressman Guy U. Hardy, The London, England, July 30.---Ev-| E. Berry, president of the Chesupeake Pri i scarce. No doubt bfxt (t‘ .Atha of ‘tz Daily Record, Canon City, Colorado erything on this side of the water | & Ohio Telephone company. This, Mr. rices | th_i'r:] ”i’fi” begsutn to para ;eotn . :ttlx:sn puints to the rapid increuse of £00d | Berry suid, was an increase of 52,700, $1.50 to $2.50 i wi e re 3 | - eeling toward the United States.| gpp over the corresponding period of ot Short skirts have made the chorus| 4 { ;oressman has many callers|all the way down from the home [The unthinkability of quarreling| g, year be?ol'eA Tf !llu:tll’nfeergnrgpfif‘ g girls look old-fashioned. —And Out of Fashion— ! Presto Chango One day we passed a field of wheat, and the next day we found that the wheat had turned into bis- cuits. However, we didn’t think much about that, since only the other day we saw a man walking along the street and the next minute he had turned into & clothing gstore. But a woman couldn’t turn into a clothing store. —Not Enough Stock— Can You Imagine It? From the want ads: Wanted: Woman to take orders. See I M. Tuff at the hotel. We are thoroughly convinced that any man who expects a woman to take orders must be an old bachelor. Why, not even are the traveling salesmen taking orders this season! —Taking vs. Doing— Statistics Are Wonderful If all the one-dollar bills in circu'a- tion were placed end to end, they woud reach entirely around the world. —Chance for Gumshoers— With the Babylonians Babylon, L. I, Leader: “Mr. and Mrs. John Cella gave a birthday party to Miss Loreign E. Gay on Saturday evening last. A feature of the eve- ning was a large birthday cake with eight kewpie dolls, which caught fire from the candles and burned up. A very enjoyable evening was spent.” In our opinion the splendor of the evening was marred only by the absence of the official photographer. —And Nero, the Fiddler— The Mosquito Who is:it that will always sing, As though good cheer he fain would bring, And only stops when you he'd sting? The mosquito.—Ex. —TFourth Sting— WILL WILKE TO MANAGE WORLD EXCURSION TOURS After twenty years residence in Grey Eagle, Will Wilke of the Grey Bagle Gazette has moved to Minne- apolis and with his brother will open an office there and give their time and attention to managing excursions Press congres: dppines and Ja to Honolulu, the Phil- pan and later will He is usually glad to |and requests. y 7 | have the callers as he is a sociable ani- Imal in a way or he wouldn’t be on .‘the job. Some may complain about {the numerous callers as women do of | their numerous society engagenients | but he would miss them, as she would | miss them, if they did not come. | He has many requests—and in all the years the forms of possible re- quests have not yet been made. This 'is indicated by the fact that a new lone comes forward every day. The |imagination of a large constituency |is very prolific when it comes to mak- ing up requests for things for the | congressman to do. | One warm spring day I found a ‘caller in my office when I arrived in {the early morning. He was a tall, good-looking young man from Illi- nois. I know the type as I came | from that séction of the country my- Iself and was bashful, in those days. | A letter of introduction from a |good friend said that this was Mr. Charles Sughroe of Stockton, Illi- {nois, and would I be so kind as to do !him any service asked. A big con- |tract, but a congressman will under- take anything for a good friend. It soon developed that Mr. Sugh- iroe was or is the parent of Mickie, |the Printer’s Devil, and he wanted me to get Mickie a job as page or office boy or anything a boy of Mick- ie’s age and understanding could hold in Washington, D. C. I have long admired Mickie. He is a wonder, exhibiting wit and wisdom and loyalty to the boss far beyond his years and the common custom of the land. But he makes fun of peo- {ple. What if he got this job and made fun of congress? He would get both himself and me in bad. But Mickie has good sense, and humor combined with ‘good sense is pxhilurntinr and beneficial. Perhaps ‘It would be a good thing for the jcountry to get Mickie's viewpoint, | philosophy and good natured advice. |Pgrh§|;)s it would be a good thing for {Mickie to associate with the leaders lof the 'and and get their viewpoint. |He might go back to the country town, full of wisdom and polish, wits whetted and ambition sprouted. Am- bition and an imagination sometimes |lead the printer’s devil to the chair at the front room desk of the old home | town paper—as an occupant, I mean {in this reference, and everybody {knows that that chair is a stepping |stone to most anything—witness nu- | . | So in a moment of enthusiasm I |promised to undertake the job. Get- town state senator to Washington, D. C. First as a page in the senate and later as cffice boy in the office of a congressman. He has had a won- derful career, has enjoyed some thrilling experiences and has made many friends. He has associated | with congressmen and senators and has made friends of all from the White House dog to the president of the United States. The story of Mickie’s travels to| Washmgton, stopping at Chicago, In- dianapolis and other interesting places and final arrival in Washing- | ton, where the big awe-inspiring stuff |is to be found, is the usual story of | | the country boy’s progress on this en- |chanted trail from Homeville to the | | national capital. But the wide-eyed | | Mickie sees things that the average | man never sees. | His experiences and observations here have been wide and interesting. He has beerr humbled, enlightend and humored. He has shocked and| amused those about him. He has| ‘m_a(le a place for himself in national | }ustox;y. He is loved and admired by all his new-made friends. So popu- | ]ar.ls this little country printer’s devil at the present time that if he \s}}ould happen to get run over by a city taxi or fall with a plane, it would be an easy matter to get a biil | through congress to place his statue, o!.i heroic size, in a capital park or| with pennies raised from the school children of the land to build a monu- ment as high as that raised to George \Yashmgton and Mickie knows how fugh that is, for one day he climbed its tortuous steps to the very top. I started out to write a story of | |my caller, Mr. Charles Sughroe and |got off the track. He is an interest- ing chap like you find around many a country newspaper office. He grew up helping his father run the Herald- News, at Stockton, Illinois, a typi- cal country town weekly newspaper | in a farmer town of about 1,500. Then he discovered the possibilities of portraying the human instincts and wise observations of this preco- ;ious little lad, and he is now spend- |ing most of his time in giving these | to the world. But he still loves and lives in Stockton. His success has ‘becn marvelous, but his old dad has| to run the country paper practically alone now. Soon I expect to be secing in the newspapers all over the country! these popular strips telling of Mick his exciting - tours forth and back| across the land. with America is only rivaled as a popular mewspaper topic by the im- poseisility of war. “Friendly co-operation with the United States is for us,” said Mr. Llcyd George in his opening address to the Dominion Premiers now meet- ing in London, ‘‘a cardinal principle. * * * We are ready to discuss with Amcrican statesmen any proposal for the limitation of armaments which they may wish to set out, and we can undertake that no such overtures will find a lack of willingness on our part td meet them.” That, however, only came as a cli- max to what has gone before, and served as a keynote for what has gone on since. The last few months have seen a sudden growth of Wash- ingtan busts and statues in England. The Sulgrave institution presented three busts, one to Liverpool, one to Sulgrave Manor, the home of Wash- -ington’s ancestors, and the third went to one of the most sacred spots in the British Bmpire, the crypt of St. Paul’s cathedral. The ““Heart of England,” Trafalgar Square, now treasures a replica of the Houdon statute of Washington, presented by the state of Virginia. The Marquess Curzon, receiving the statute on behalf of the govern- ment said: “The two great branches of the Englsh-speakng race are now and henceforth indissolubly one. We can never fight again. We can nev- er even quarrel again.” This unveiling occasioned many expressions in London papers to the effect that England would never be satisfied until of her own initiative she had crected ai statute of Wash- ington in Westminster Abbey. For England there is no more hallowed spot. Statutes .of Lincoln have also be- comoe popular. One was placed in a cemetery on Calton Hill in Edin- burgh shertly after the United States entered the war. About a year ago a statute of him ,was placed just across the street from the Parliament buildings, though it has been tempor- anily remoyed to have a firm base Built. Newspaper photogrinhers took snapshots at that unveiling ol the Prime Minister singing “The Star Spangled Banmer.” All these signs of Anglo-American friendship are being) encouraged by British and American societies. The most remarkable is the English-speak ing union. It was founded by 12 Americans and Englishmen in Lon- don on July 4, 1918. On the third anniversary of its birth, it had over 5,000 members. The American pre- i :n“vl‘ us purfs «_)‘1'“11;‘;4 \l\'m;lv!A “-',“.‘11; |merous senators un(I_Prcshlan Har- | ie’s interesting adventures in the na-|sident is ex-president Taft, and the all "y e W ead the World |ding. tional capital and along the way of |Englysh president is Arthur J. Bal- four. ‘The luncheons and, banquets that the Union holds have become e afopor Dty o tho Orlents {0 |ling jobs for boys is not an casy| I don't know hoiw old Mickie is as| the vehicles of _seml-olficial an- ]“M“'g appeared here on various i i thing, even in Washington. There are |he conceals his age, so I asked Mr.|Rouncements. Ambassador Harvey’s J arious more candidates for the jobs that|Sughroe, the parent, how long he had |formal bow wWas made at one, the casions and addressed the Commer- cial club previous to its becoming the Civiec and Commerce ociation. boys want than there are for prohi- bition commissioner or president of ‘!hc United States. As a rule, thei best ho; been married. He blushed and said, “I have never been married, yet— but expect to be soon.” I am glad tormal bow that caused so much comment all over the world. Am- bassador Davis made his farewell at one. The Prime Minister has spoken land and | of it. For any boy of Mickic” | Vorida 1 e 5 2 4 i any Vo ickie’s age asi 3 Winston WORLIY WAR VETERANS so we landed Mickie, with the aid and | intellizence and understanding de~ %l:“?:ccl?is{‘lo?\sr\'«l fitsh:*vrfl]l)m:?inbnt l?:n? OPEN DENTAL PARLORS A. J. Melby and F. R. Reppeto of Minneapolis, both veterans of the recent war, recently opened dental parlors over the Boardman Drug store en Beltrami avenue and are® now ready to care for all' their patrons. New equipment has been installed and they will do all their own work. PAIR ARRESTED AT ROTHSAY FOR RIFLING MAIL SACKS (By United Press) T0 CONTROL LEBROSY public asylums, the remainder being | % |consent of numerous political bosses | serves a good mother. | I, MARKETS | HIDES |Cow hides, No. 1.............4c- | Bull hides, No. 1.. o | Kipp hides, No. 1, 1v | Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. | Deacons, each {day until (Wednesday. The women's auxiliary of the Legion e ,DRAWS NINETY DAYS IN ___ P JAIL FOR STEALING (Continued From Page 1) He was arraigned on a charge of pet- ty larceny and bound over to the grand jury on $2,000 bonds. Frapk King was given a sentence of 30 days in jail Wednesday with Lsentence suspended untik Friday ony a charge of drunkenne: Another charge of impersonating an officer - R ———— WANTED—Machinist, steady 1t7-30 lish statesmen. There are several other such or- ganizations of friendship on a small- er scale. The Anglo-American soci- ety recently endowed a chair of Am- erican history, Lord Bryce delivering the first lecture. The Sulgrave In- stitute has already been mentioned. The Pilgrim society ds another. Working in harmony with all these institutions have been the visits of the Rotarians and the American members of the International Cham- ber of Commerce. They both made a fine impression: é St. Paul, July 30.—Arthur Peter-|Horse hides, lar, was not preferred against him. Kordicon s“?;”'(?i‘;i‘.f’lic \r(f“ll\el;zll:]{]}lll: é son and Austin Jevrot were arrested | amn 1|1’(l“yi.‘:c‘.‘\lx|d‘p];2"t";(fl)b “'l”b(;“ red before rp‘;’fsnc(x:u‘lllng' to Pittsburgh a bust of today at Rothsay, Minn,, charged| - St S o S MO fpae Cand to Washington, D. C., a i with rifling the mail pouches there. DELEGATES TO LEGION and each drew §5 fines. They paid |} ¢ ot Burke, both of which states- Oh! So Good! %' gxccizf)(ll-ml}irtc?e\;“:;(: ,gr;:nwr:(stgkil“ng- CONVENTION ASSEMBLING ", n\mn were decidedly friendly toward Gatd o Good: £ vy, the ere tak S I e America. !» }nz:;l g?qches from 1hsmgers b'cfl:m] lhe‘ Winona, July 30.—Delegates to Y| On the Fourt l§oiIJul_\;, \vl\e'n'mulx.\y And It’s Healthful! i SN to pick them |y nnual convention of the Minne- mmONAL wgm ADS :;;fi;?::s;{:g‘;;lec\a:ln111‘(’1‘“1301\“gl‘1‘5‘!’1x ‘fae, . { A e ) e 3 atest papers, published a twenty- ! ANESE PLANNING vention will be in session from Mon- | S——m— e {x:'ri El\mgripc.‘m section. Amenicans in England, who are de- { Tokyo, July 30.---The Japanese Iliar; 11 hold its iighted at the| signs of maturing + government is considering eclaborate jconvention simultaneous L K B friendship, send only one comment by plans for the control of leprosy which o pedioid Sy ro(hc;:l 'cg‘z liome to the people coming over to 5 is at present but little cared for. It| - 92«8 | plant more signs of good will. i . . 3 . e | is estimated that here are some 16,- WOMEN ARE GOING IN P Some one. ought to tell. them.” Order one of our Special Bricks this week and give the Fam i 000 in' Japam, of whom only 1,500 FOR ALL CLASSES | one said, “that the English are very ily a Treat. Ask for it at the Confectioners, too — they’ll i are 'being looked after in private and OF WORK | WANTE! sher at Rex theater. reserve in their sentiment. They never like to have it thrown on with ! Los Angeles within the estimated cost fcally the §20,000,000, expenditure, he explained that the nickels, if placed edge to edge, would form a line from New York city to San Francisco and then extend 1,000 miles into the Pa- cific ocean. C.W. Jeweit Company, Inc. ‘Telephone 970—971 First Oriental Rugs. Rugs in the Orient are mentloned by classical writers of a very eurly period. There are some rare speci- mens in the museum at Cairy, Egypt, which date from at least 1180 B. C. New York Boys” New Game. The game of marbles no longer holds & throne in boyville. Any New York side street where there's enough room between bluecoats and automobile traffic to play, will show you that a new game has taken its place. “Sidewalk checkers,” the boys call 't. The new game really has the ele- ments of both the old marble shooting days and checkers as played on a board. Checker men are used—red, black, blue—the color makes no dif- ference. A ring is drawn'with chalk and the object is to flip your checker man with enough force to knock your contenders out of the ring. “FHully gee!” said a future Ponzi as he gathered up his winnings on Reade ICE CREAM street near Broadway, “ain’'t I got ; enough lumber here to start me a SUPREME H per mill?’—New York Sun. 9L paper mi ew York Sun A o IT SATISFIES As a Healthful Food for Adults or Children—when you are sick or well—or, if you are just hungry, ask for A Conundrum. “Father,” said a little boy thought. fully, as he watched his parent col- lect his notgs and arrange the slides for a parish entertainment, “why is it that when you spend your h ay in the Holy land you always give a lantern lecture on it? You never do when you have been to Paris!”"—Lon- don Morning Post. Ask for Koors Ice Cream Supreme at your dealer—they all have it. Los Angeles Gets Its Aqueduct, Los Angeles’ aqueduct, which was recently completed, is 238 miles in length. It was built by the city of of $23,000,000, and within the time limit allowed. It consists of 54 miles of tunnel, 12 miles of steel siphon, 60 miles of open ditch, and 101 miles of covered concrete flume. Its capacity is 260,000,000 gallons a day. pad The Pioneer Want Ads Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream serve it right, allowed to be at I ¢, a constant 2 {By United Press) - = . = a shovel The Gettysburg address “i | d 1 WILL PAY $10 reward for | 8B 0 Sotiray af. dnfecit | Washington, ,July 30.---Women m,,,"m.(“n?; to wnvic(“‘;g"t,‘}”{‘fic contained 267 words. The governmont now cipects to|workers now |'are flocking to the| party who took two wheels off my T v take serlous steps to prevent further ‘cmplcy of the nation’s railroads. Ford shafting near the Bemidjl Chicago, July 3 Warren Spu- 3 ppread of the disease by building a Near: ¥ 1,000 women are now helping Electric Co., ive and alleged wrecker of gin, fug B % < Thursday night, or ) model city where the lepers may|to maintain and operate the lines Y 0 icai; A | to mainta a 5 return of wheels. Pl 9-w. | the Micaigan' Avenue Trust company, gather together and = where prober | The 1920 census shows that women 1o 6"315}}2 will be arrested shortly, according to This is to have all the advantages possessed by the most modern cities in the Empire, treatment may be given them. city jare going in for all classes of work, | heavy' ahd light. In some jobs w men are declared more efficient thau male workers, I ERE T FOR RENT---Two furnished rooms. ' Call 1009 Bemidji ave., or phone 786-W, St8-2 Pinkerton detectives. They are close on the trail of Spugin, according to Edward Schurcher of the Pinkerton force. LANGDON MFG. COMPANY “ICE CREAM THAT'S ALL CREAM” o