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AN RS PAGE EIGHT ‘ x| TWENTIEI'H CENTURY' § LIMITED ] Not" An Lost | An article in Wednesday’s Pioneer | states that Koors and Neumann lost| their camp equipment and their | DAIRY. We doubt if that is entire-! 1y true, even if it was a mistake in prmt. That is, we are sure they didw’t lose all of their dairy. Each of | the boys still hag a couple of calves | left. Get Out and Walk A sign on a Chicago boulevard | reads: Autces will slow down to a vialk. That’s nothing. that would even stop_ entirely. Still another sign in London, Ohio: | —And a Lot of “Bull”— ’ | We've seen autoes ! MICKIE, THE PRIN'IER’S DEVH. TP0T A'S 1N fast and see our ja Eut the best of all is the little town with such bad streets that it is in having a sign like this: Go if you can stand it. —Auto Be a Warning— The Ususl Way | Judging from all reports, the fan ine in Pu: tting no better fa And then we wonder if i | Dn\c slow and see our town. l)nvu! = | HIDES ow hides, No. 1........ Bull hides, No. 1 U Kipp hides, No. 1, lv stick to the communis- | Calf skins, No. 1, 1b.. tic ideas when it comes to a faminc | Deacons, each e, Horre hides, large Different— again and ull sufler 3 —Oh, that's VVcH |~ 'ARGENTINA INTERESTED I’s a Bar Anyway plovers tell of nd the like | wrs before, Lat not Sometimes it was ! Buenos Anru. nited Press fon.”" n at (By Mail to the s go and see a 1o ever popular table in the the dinnds Lcmes of Buenos Aires. ireiT: -room— accustomed to Broadway and the Illv-.'. L\Ilhk'\"'l To Lhoze who are Mot Educated mum.v ng down 2o Any persen who has not learnad to ¢ whilc 't kxmw" it isn't s it hard to part is getting and pa e ccrn off the cob dox o Jout present day jo such a difficult task nor i leavn. The hardest the corn. —With Enough Juice— Some Hunter While in to see the whole program g of one long feature pla several shorter; comics, scenics, in the Argentine movie palaces, consists usually of ‘U(‘ the programs Jolm was working on the section|three feature plays, each makingz un and his lunch consisted mostly of 'a section, and two or three short] rabbit. One day hi¢ foreman was tegether comprising a section, asked to taste some of his rabbit, and |7 movie upon doi so, he asked John to r sections he rhn desire to see, ox, to see the whole program, a ‘‘completo. pne moticn picture s amc ; diversions of the people of Argentina, Every little town in the ccuntry of only a few hundr pepulation, beasts of at least one pi ¢ {ture theater. much for the nativ bring enough rabbit for two the next day. The next day John brought enough rabbit for two, and after John | and the fereman had finished eating a rabbit lunch, the foreman aske Jokn how he managed to have rabbit evcry day for lunch. . John said: y alonjz in the midd , for, outside of on the porch an’ say ¢ £ iy Juenos Aires, Rosario, and one or +0-0W, ) 3 g| s cso-ow,’ and then 1 shoot |y oo e cities, the people learn to understand _ modern methods, cus- —Iot Cat— tcms, and fashions’ only through the motion picture. Practically all here are Ameri tent, up to the tives of Argentina have guin 3 |ideas of the North American, unfort- unulely, from the firms, particular- It Happens Regularly An oldtime observation shows that the heat will keep a 1 awake nights and yet put him to sleep in church. In view of the fa we suggest that provision be made for holding the film: chureh all night. Iy these of the Americam cowboy, —And Pad the Pews— |such as William Hart rovels in. How- : . |ever, they are now beginning to real- Identified |1z (heir mistake, and to see that all AmeriVans do not wear big sombreros and pack two guns on their hips. ictures are beginning to A farmer, who lived in a remote district, could not believe that people who weee miles apart were able to; Now the p converse over a telephone wire. Onejhave o tendeney to instill into the day his wife went to a distant friend | Argentinians the up-to-date ideals of who had a telephone in her house.|dr general behavior, ete. Dur the afterncon the farmer| Argentina is now beginning to take an active intevest in the production sauy)t shelter from a thunderstorm | in the house of a neighbor who als ‘(.vl' the films themselves, and already possessed a telephone, and who pe la few films have been prmlu"cd here. suaded the farmer to call up his wife| A very few were i able. Th | was dye to the I as a little surprises : Following instructions, the farmer .\Ctnl‘h and failure to apply medern . ) 3 aetus producing, put the receiver to his ear, and after "z,‘“,:“;:: HIEMIEI,:,O, C‘[‘i‘,‘(‘»[‘ql (-:(‘ ek f‘;? ““-”gi‘l' 5’,!"’]”“‘"““”5 shouted, | " pe suceessful film which was pr allo, Sarah? | duced here was onc entitled “Patr entina,” a film of Argentine hi I value and geographical inte This picture met with conside: favor here. Just then a flash of lightning| y, struck the wire and he feli to the| (o floor under the force of the shock. |est. Rising to his feet and s g his{able head wisely, he said, “It’s wonderful. That was Sarah zht enough!”—|pDESK SERGEANT KILLS Winnipeg Free Press. i A ATTORNEY AND SHOOTS SELF —Accustomed He Was— " The Mosquito And when you settle down and read Of starving China’s dreadful need, | shot and killed by a po- Who secks to touch you for a feed? | liceman in Judge Sabbath’s court The Mosquito.—Ex. {room here today. Desk Sergeant Ke —Third Stanza— logg, with whom Ackley had some differences, fired four shots into Ack- ley’s body, he then turned the gun on thumu)f and was, it is believed, fa- tally woundeg. (By United Press) July 29.—Attorney L. GERMAN LUTHERANS BUY 12.000 ACRES IN DAKOTA (By United Press) 'bETTER FARMING CLUB TO Devils I_‘lko, N. D, July 29.---A MEET ALL DAY SATURDAY rnullvmx o "vnn n Iulhumw lmm oldasy ati 5 X Albert F. Wint f kalo, has | : e aa 19000 ance “v‘ kalo, has at the home of I, M. Penderizast, west surrounding Knox, N. D., on Pl of town. Mrs. Pendergast will serve dinner at noon, and a business meet- ing wili be held in the afternoon. All members are urged to be present. THIS TIME LAST YEAR Cleveland ¢ d seven runs cighth with the score 3 to 2 ag: jthem and beat the Red Sox. Rice's homer in the eleventh in- ning enabled Washington to beat De- troit. Jean Debue was appointed man- |ager of the Toledo American associa- tion club, ant Lake. ‘The transaction, said to envolve half a million, was one of the largest, land deals in the north- west. Re Winters has announced that he pla to erect a German Lutheran church and a2 community school at Knox on the banks of Pleasant lake. n the ainst GOVERNOR SMALL STAYS AWAY FROM SANGAMON CO. (By United Press) Chicago, July 29.—Len Small, II- linois’ indicted rovernor, today went about the pepole’s business, but stay- ed outside of Sangamon rflu\‘ Thu executive, aceused of ju lions of dollars of tie state’s f.m(. for his own personal benefit, began a tour of northern Illinois counties with a view of letting contracts for good roads. The Jury. The trials of life would not be so bad if we could render our own ver- dicts—Cartoons Magazine., i i e Sugar-Coated. Fiowever they may prenounce the word, it's your cnndied -opinfon most people desire.—Boston Transeript, Unsatisfied. Mar ig made of dust and Is generals 'y ooul Tor mu&e.vnosrun 'l‘mmlulpl. THE PIONEER WANT ADS; 1 BRING RESULTS N .. .4c-be IN AMERICAN PICTURES| motlon picture theaters, one t'!t(!l'a‘ The movies have done | | foremost | | up In the eust end of the corridor of GO HEAVY ON SOFT DRINKS People of the United States Consume Annually a Vast Amount of Sweet Concoctions, That more than $1,000,000,000 is an- ' nually spent in the United States for soft drinks is the conclusion reached by experts in the revenue bureau, who ¢ the figures on the tax returns from the sale of 10,000,000,000 glasses ar at an average of ten-cents a gl . This vast sum, according to a cheinist in the health department, is paid for sodas and other drinks com- posed largely of coal tar products of practically no food value and masquer- ading under the protective cloak of “unitation” and *“artificial,” which ex- empts manufacturers from punishment ‘ b under existing statutes. Orangeade, If genuine, is glunose,J sweetened water and oranges without | any artificial coloring. The Imitation LEATHER POCKETBOOK , OUT OF MY NEW orungende, according to the chemists in the New York city department of health, a combination of oil or| orange coloring, sweetened with s: -l havine that comes in bottles. Saccha- | rine is a coal tar product 500 times weeter than sugar, and of no food | value, which Is considered ill]l]llfl\ls\ to health by medical authorities it | taken in exces: ‘our glasses a day.— P. Q. Fay In New York World. House of Historic Interest. | One of the features of the tercen-; tenary celebration of the landing of the Pilgrims, to be held at Plymouth, will be the openinig to the public of | the William Harlowe lhouse, built in 1677. This is one of the few bufld- ings now tining which stood with- in the lifetime of any of those who came on the Mayflower, and it has a | particular interest owing to the fact that it was framed with oak timbers from the old fort, which, as Winslow relates, “was built in 1622 on the top ot 'the hill under which the town was located.” After King Philip's war, when dan- ger from Indian depredations had assed, the fort was dismantled and the timbers sold to Sergt. William Har- lowe, & man of prominence in the col- ony, who used them in the construe- | tion of his house on the ancient high- way where it still stands. Attention! ' An “information” table has been set | the federal building, rclates the In- dianapolis News. M. P. Bonham, as- sistant custodian, has placed the table | there with a watchman in attendance, in order that the patrons of the post cflice and other oflices in the building may be directed with the least pos- sible d | John €. Peters, watchman, was the | first to take charge of the table. The | first person who stopped at the table pointed to the sign “infermation,” and | ed: Doces that mean what ‘it says?” “Sure,” said Peters. “Well, then, will you please tell me where I ean get a good grade of ‘white mule?” “Right here in this building,” said Peters, “if you have tlie proper cre- dentials.” Jugoslavia Prosperous. Jugoslavai Is reported to be in bet- ter financlal condition than most of its neighbors. Its national debt Is about $600,000,000 gold and the budget approximately balances. Per capita taxes are considerably less than one- third what they are in Roumania, Czechoslovakia and France. The wealth of the country Is at present mainly agricultural, Grazing is an fmportant industry. Several new fac- tories have recently been opened and It is Interesting to note that some of these are financed, wholly or in part, with the eapital of Rus: refugees who managed to bring their weald with them when they escaped their own country. ¥ »§ wouldn’t be fair. as ity without .monge Many are born avithout friends, Gt @nh\ of a haby without Iul'l ix{ms- City Star, »\‘ Lovers’ Quarrels Not Trifle&)) 3 It has been said. that lovérs® q rels are but the renewal.of love,Thure was never a falser words Eyergquar- rvel is a blot bn a fair page. Forgive- ness may erase it, but, at the best, the mark of the erasure ig there forever, and the page wears thin—S§. G. Tyll- entyre. R | loved and a leader among women. !talnly not going to make you suffer ron ln the same way. By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union THE PAPER - "L0ST, BLACK stand :-{uus«l: of Secrets. You've got to learn ter, remodeled recently. Inquire 3t8-2 o pull together—that’s what it means. 1122 Park ave., or phone 307-W. That is why you got lost last night. Er e 27-20 FOR SALE--Electric “’“’mf,g tm lt_ and the foz came up and you couldn’t shide Tnire NI s THE COURIER TALKS i flndml}nyollm or uns’l}llng. You got ev- Dance in the old Armory Tuesday, P . furnished — ) f:: e tnm?n ‘f;‘:tllirfnwi Bt August 2. Music by Sehuck’s Inter- mrl:onsxfbtfi;flli;?t Hessekoeping, on “Now that we're all on the horse,” “Now the boy was as bad as the national Jazz orchestra. Everybody| ground floor, 710 America avenue. suid the courier to the bos and B | gil Yo should have falked it il out invited. 668-2 suas-1 advel er's, vi eXpld 3 ~ i with her. Shouldn’t you have = s e thing. We all know in the House of this, boy,” he asked. b fesdon Secrets, and all who live in these parts, that you, the boy, and you, the girl, are sceking adventures and that Yre on your way to the House of Secrets. “There you are going to learn the secret of leadership and success ahd “Yo Euess, “An, “You're going to know how you, as a boy, can become, in time, a leader of men, fine in every way. And you're going to have your questica answered, girl, of how to become beautiful and You'll find all that out in the House of Secrets, and on your way to the House you are going through with many adventures which are all well worth having, I'm sure youw'll admit.” To “\We do,” said the boy, “even if some of them are a bit awful at times. Last night when we met those other boys and girls and we all started to quarrel and fight about who shoufd | ble. WHAY SHAPE and Which™ explain it te you.” They were still riding slowly down the road. tlon If yow're going to travel to the I wanted to show I could boss, 1 they expected me to.” own way,” *“Well,” said the courier, “I guess you understand now.” Over 200,000,000 Bibles, into 52! distributed by the British and Foreign Bible society. Thibet, Nepaul, Abyssl-" @ and iPs free to nia, part of Arabia, and Afghanistan 5;3‘_1" nd are still closed to the society. Dream Lore. Archie Ditty dream you see a flag flying in the wind denotes trouble. one yourself foretells a change in your affairs, generally for the better. To see one at half mast denotes trou- I WAS YOUR POCKET BOOKS WANTED---Two men farm. J. C. 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Diamond Point is truly Northern Minneso- ta’s most beautiful play- d I wanted to show I'd do my said the girl. translated 8 different languages, have been To torty Custodian lead—angd then 'we all got lost and ne one could find-each other and the girl and I were separated and the night was long and dark and fearful— oh, it was dreadful!” “Well,” said the courier, “I would say your sentence, as well as the night, was pretty long and fearful, even if it wasn't dark!” : The boy and girl laughed. “We-can laugh about it now,” said the girl. “What happened to-all those other boys and girls whom we met looking for adventures?” asked the boy. “They went home,” said the cou- wrier. “They really didn’t want adven- “} Will Explain.” tures. They didn’t want to put up with anything. They weren’t the sort to care if they ever reached the House of Secrets or not. “But I myst explain about the mes- sage I have and why I am taking you ‘both along. The girl is a little sur- prised that I didn’t leave her behind, for she chose the wrong road a second time, and the boy chose the right one. “Well, do you remember, some time back in your adventures, how you ecame across the good little child of the story books and the bad little child? They both lived in a vine- covered house and they couldn’t get free, they were so entangled in vines, too, because no one would tell the !l truth about them and because no one would say that they were really a mixture of bad and good and would be quite nice and get to learn a lot of things if only they were set free from the vines of untruth. “You remember, I see. I am cer- They wouldrn't let ta courier from the House of Secrets 'do such a thing. Besides, you see, it “The whole trouble was that all of you wanted to be leaders. And this the m ge that I bring to you b adventurers from the House of @erets. In the first place I will tell “you my name once more; it is Co- peration, ' %That's a terribly big name and T suppose you don’t see what I can ever rat W6 with such a big one. It means werking and pulling together. “And so, because of my name, I can bring this message. You worked at odds last night, You all fought for leadership. Each . wanted his very own way. You didn’t know how to | pull together. You didn't know how to talk things out and discuss them and find_out which_sounded_the best e e e -} DAVIDS REDUCED August 1st, Harley-Davidson 1922 rock-bottom motorcycle and sidecar prices become effective. No half way reductions have been made, but sub- stantial cuts to the very lowest prices possible. Only the prices of Harley-Davidson motorcycles and sidecars have been reduced. The characteristic high quality which has distinguished Harley-Davidson as'the “World’s Best” remains uiichanged. 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