Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 28, 1921, Page 6

et e e O T D B AL A b A 0 it S S TS ' MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S OUR REPORTER SANS WHAT GEYS WM ALL SYEAMED UP \S YO BE HUNTING (TENMS AND MEET SOMEBODY WHO ASTS AS THOUGH HE THOULGHY W' REPORYER WUZ ASKIN' QUESTIONS OULY OF ‘TWENTIETH CENTURY’ LIMITED Remedy for Drouths Celebrations are cynically supposed to bring rain. So, of course, the jux- taposition of market day and two such large and populad picncis as the Methodist and Presbyterian Sunday | schools brought a good, heavy rain Tuesday evening. Since this is an almost sure rem- edy for drouths (not prohibition dry spells), let’s plan some more picnics. —1In a Dry Time— A Family Affair The young man was at the home of one of his gentlemen friends. He told of having taken dinner at his fiancee’s home, and when asked if he was already regarded as one of the family .he made -the following state- ment: “Not yet. They haven't reached the point where they bawl me out if I make a spot on the table cloth.” —He’s a Stranger— No Experience Necessary Dear Twenticth Century: The fact| that a newspaper man did not win the “newspaper race”—one event in the sports program at a recent large picnic—only goes to prove the sus- picion of the truth of what cven|Deacons, €BCh w. i m m = = 60c-60C editors themselves often satirically observe, that most anybody' could| run a newspaper better than its editor.—G. R. Q. —Now, Honest, Couldn’t You-— Useless Mail Matter i Toronto Telegram: When the busi- CUR\OSITN Y VWONY LAST FOREVER, + ANY MORE .~HAN { ONE MEAL WIL- MARKETS | HIDES |Cow hides, No. 1. | Bull hides, No. 1. . | Kipp hides, No. 1, lu... Calf skins, No. 1, Ib.... «osde-be | dorse hides, large.... A YR T BUSINESS MEN GIVEN DATA ON SOIL SURVEY (Continued rom Page 1) ness man nowadays opens his daily mail he feels only a little more sorry| for himself than he does for the pers-| piring postman who lugs aroun i bushels of pamphlets telling him ho\vi to turn his Victory bonds into oil| stock, how to keep the carbon out of his automobile, and how to popular- ize himself in turn with possible cus-| tomers by cluttering up their mor-; ning correspondence with a few more irritating. circulars. —Boy, Page the Waste Basket— | | Parting Instructions Chicago Herald and Examiner: “Don’t forget to water the plants.” “You'll find clean bed linen in the third drawer of my bureau.” | “Tell the milkman to eave ony| one quart. It’s all you'll need.” | “Don’t forget to wait in the mor-| ning until the ice man comes.” “Don’t leave any garbage around the kitchen.” * “If you take the screens out, be sure and put them back.” Don’t forget that the laundry man calls Mondays and Fridays.” “Don’t throw any matches around on the floor.” “Don’t forget to leave one key with the switchboard so Aunt Mary can come and make your bed.” “Don’t try to make any homebrew while I'm gone.” “I have left you a dozen eggs. Eat ’em before they spoil.” “Keep the bread box shut or the bread will dry up.” “The ice will melt twice as fast if you leave the ice box door npcn."‘ “Don’t forget to ray the rent. 1 don’t want my things thrown out in the street.” “Be sure and air the house every| day, but don’t leave the windows| open when you go down town.” “Don’t forget that we owe a small meat bill.” “You will find plenty of bath tow- els in the bathroom closet.” “I have left the Jamaica ginger in the medicine chest.” | “Don’t forget the gas and electric bills arc due on the fifth.” “Don’t forget—well don’t forget, that’s all.” | —Don’t You Dare Forget— The Mosquito When_fthc joys of summer should be| rife, Who !nkqs the joy clean out of life By prodding you with his keen knife? The mosquito. —Ex. —Sccond Spasm— LOCAL LADS HAVE BIG TIME ON CANOE TRIP (Continued From Page 1) saw the world’s largest button fac- tory. They report that they were not looking for buttons especially so they continued on to Burlington, Iowa, where they repaired the canoe. They passed through the locks of the Keo- kuk dam, the largest dam on the Mis- sissippi, and reached Quincy about 11:30 last Fridav night. Just be- low Quincy and about 12 miles abov Hannibal they met with the accident that put the final crimp in their trip. “The majority of the people treat- ed us fine,” says Koors, “but, of course, we ran into a few hard ones. We advertised Bemidji and Northern Minnesota every time we saw any- body to talk to, and believe us, the people down that way know that there is some place up here now. We told of the wonderful lakes, the good fishing, the summer resorts and the advantages, and possibilities of this community. We are sure that we have persuaded quite & number of tourists to come = here next year to| spend the summer.” } Both young men are tanned to match the khaki they wore on the trip, and both returned with neat “Charlie Chaplin® moustachzs. They did not report just where théy picked them up, however, but the chances are that they grew there, assisted by the numerous rains and the hot sun. Although both had a narrow escape whon the canoe overturned, they are none the worse for their experiences and appear to be glad to be back | *lexcursions with their families every was no soil. He explained somewhat in detail the method being used in making the soil survey and explained its value. “The peat lands of Bel- trami county will be yielding large returns to their owners when properly developed, but they will have to be farmed differently from other land,” said Dr. Alway. | In the afternoon, Messrs. Chase,| Smith, Holmberg and Alway were| taken over the site of the proposed| state park at the head of Lake Be- midji. All were very favorably im-| pressed and so expressed themselves. That it would be a crime to have the virgin stand of pine on the park site cut down was agreed by all. The state officia’s were the guests of a mumber of the association members at dinner at Birchmont, after which they were driven around Lake Be- midji. The soil survey is progressing fa- vorably, according to the officials, and they made it very plain that Bel- trami county secured the first survey work for the reason that it was here that the greatest activities were be- ing carried on in land clearing and land development. AUTCMOBILE EMIGRANTS START FOR WEST COAST (By United Press) New York, July 28.—An emigrant train, 1921 model, was scheduled to leave here teday for the west. The trip will not be made in old- fashioned “prairie schooners” but in automobiles, each equipped with a trailer to provide sleeping and cook- ing accommodations. The caravan consists of 182 fam- ilies, all native Americans, who have tired of city life and will take up| farming in Idaho, on a tract aboutl 50 miles southwest. of Twin Falls, The trip is expected to be made by way of Albany, Buffzlo, Cleveland, Chicago and Omaha. The scheme originated with Wil- liam D. Scott, a Brooklyn salesman, who formerly lived in Minneapolis. He and a friend used to take motor summer. When the idea of moving to Idaho was born, a mutual friend wanted to go. with them, then another and another, until it was decided to form a regular colony. PERU’S INDEPENDENCE CELEBRATED IN LONDON London,. July 28.—Celebrating the | declared by Nellie Haynes, DEVIL _ NORTH DAKOTA BANKER CALLS CHARGES FALSE (By United Press) Fargo, N. D., July 28.---“The re- port is wholly baseless and unfound- ed and the charges frivolous, P .L. Beinster, Fessenden, N. D., banker and for 28 years a prominent resident of the state, declared this morning to the United Press when asked for a statement in regard to the charge made against him in federal court. Mr. Beinster was arrested and ‘brought before Judge Omdeon on a charge of making a false entry in banking books. He entered a plea of not guilty and was released on $5,- 000 bonds. The specific charge de- veloped that Mr. Beinster’'s name ap- pearéd as among those present at two meetings of the stock-holders and di- rectors of the First National Bank of Towner, N. D., when in reality it was alleged he was not there. This bank has been-closed for some time. Mr. Beinster was indicted on two counts by the July grand jury by Col. Hildreth, United States District Attorney. According to Col. Hildreth the evidence was obtained in an in- vestigation in which secret service men were employed. “T am not charged with taking any moneys, wrecking any banks, de- frauding any persons or institutions, nor have I been accused of defalca- tion,” Mr. Beinster declared. *“I have never in my; life harmed or de- trauded any bank or institution,” he said. GIRL IS HELD CAPTIVE ‘IN HOTEL FOR A WEEK (By United Press) Minneapolis, July 28.---Two men, 19, of Brandt, S. D., as the pair who held her captive in ja Minneapolis Hotel for a weelk, were arrested today. They gave their names as Kenneth McCoy and J. Gossett. The girl said she met them at a carnival in Brookings, S. D., two weeks ago. They threatened her with death unless she accompanied them here, she said. Last night.she found an opportunity to escape. s THIS TIME LAST YEAR Young’s single in the fourteenth inning gave the Giants a victory over the Cards. Shawkey, Yanks, ' lost to _the Browns after winning eleven straight. Clemons failed to run out a fly and St. Louis lost the game. Brooklyn got 18 hits and beat the Reds 9 to 0. DIDN'T HAVE TO ASK FOR IT Simple Matter of Finance by Which Frederick Became Possessed of All-Day Sucker. Frederick has not yet learned the addition and multiplication tables, but he has reached such an understand- AND (W' FOREMAN SANS WE'D WKE “H' PRINYING GAME PRETYM FAIR R Y WUZN'Y FER YR \NCONSIDERATYE BIRD WHOSE EVERY )08 PRINTING ORDER \S Truth in Statement That Red Flag ls Never Flown Above Abodes of Happiness. “It has been truthfully stated by many authorities that the red flug of anarchy or Bolshevism has never been found flying from a man’s own home,” says the journal, Material Facts, Cleveland, Ohio. “Agitators and disturbers are the rolling population bent only on fo- menting hatred. They believe in many ‘isms' because “they mean equal divi- sion, and these wanderers, having nothing are willing to divide. Cleve- land, now the fourth city, has reached her present position because her citi- zens are home owners and are using every effort to further Cleveland in- terests. . 4 “Owning one’s' home is beneficial from an economic standpoint. The future of our country depends upon its citizens. Crowding of families into tenements tends to destroy the physi- cal fabric, while the lack of -privacy in home life leads to the breaking down of established moral precedents. The archbishop .of Canterbury in are- cent message states: ‘The-overcrowd- ing in some regions, both urban and rural, ought to fill us with shame. It is, of course, a fruitful source of im- morality, as well as disease. We are absolutely bound to make a genuine and sustained effort to secure that every man, woman and child shall have such accommodations as will en- able him or her to live in health and honor. “T'o this end, then, of a better citi- zenry, a better city, a more glorious state, a most magnificent country and every one cultivate the saving and thrift essentfal to the ownership of a home.” WOULD BOYCOTT SIGN USERS New York Newspaper Advocates Dras- tic Action Against the Disfigurers of Beautiful Scenery. Everywhere the motorist travels the natural beautiful scenery is marred by glaring signs, not only small boards, but immense structures often a hun- dred feet or more in length and twenty or more feet in height. Just at a bend in the road where the ing of finance as a verb: tramsitive that one wonders as to his future. “Here, Frederick, you be mother’s big man and take this empty milk bot- {le to the grocery on the corner and Dbring back a full bottle of fresh milk for baby.” “And I pay the money to the man, mumsie?” “No, dear. it sometimes. You know how we get The man will charge centenary of Peruvian independence, a reception was held today at the Peruvian legation attended by a large number of men and women prominent in London’s official and social life. As part ‘of the day’s observances a solemn ceremony took’ place at West- minister Abbey when Don Ricardo Rivera Schreiber, charge d’Affairs of the Peruvian legation, placed a wreath on the tomb of Admiral Lorc Cochrane, who commanded the Pe- ruvian fleet in the war for independ- ence against Spain, thereby render- ing invaluable assistance to the Pe- ruvians in their struggle for liberty. Attached to the wreath was a list of British military and naval officers who assisted in the Peruvian war of independence. ST. PAUL SALESMAN IS" ROBBED AND BEATEN Tracy, July 28.---A St. Paul sales- man was robbed and beaten into un- consciousness ten miles south of here early today. He lost §185 and a Ford automobile, he said. ~ Mr. Michaels was formerly a St. Paul newspaper man. The man who staged the thriiling fight withea Great Northern train- man was identified here today as Temmy O’Conuor, 30, wanted for |murder in Chicago. O'Connor, ac- cording to Chief Detective Ball, is the man who killed J. P.-0'Neil, Chi- cago policeman, He tried to hold up o train in the Great Northern yards Lere today. { WANTED---TO RENT---Two furnish- ed rocms, Call 1009 Bemidji ave., among their old friends again. or phone 786-W. $L7-30 it “Haven't you got any pennles, mum- sle?”’ “No, Frederick, mumsie hasn't any pennies for candy this time. Now be careful. That's a nice little man.” Frederick returned safely with a bottle of best grade milk. Also, he had a fine all-day sucker in his mouth. “Why, Frederick! I hope you didn't ask the grocer to give yeu that can- ay " The sucker had.to be removed be- fore the youngster could articulate. “No—I wouldn't ask—I paid for it." “Paid! Where did you get the money ?” “He give me a nickel for the empty bottle and then I pay for the sucker, and then—then he charge you for the new bottle milk.” Men Who Repair Cieletons. There are two Kinds of skeleton- menders—the bone surgeon and the skeleton-assembler. Art schools, medi- cal colleges, and students of anatory require an accurately constructed skel- eton to aid in their work, All the bones must be properly ms- sorted and carefully put together. | They are strung on fine wires. The skeleton-assembler must also pick out of the hundreds of odd bones that are sent him the 200 or more bones that belong to the particular individual be- ing reconstructed. It is not an easy task, and the price of skeletons is quired to construct them.—Popular Science Monthly, 4 — e e tourist expects to have a fine view sweeping over a broad valley the scene is completely cut off by a monstrous and “offensive stiucture covered with a flaring ndvertlseme;ut. At some points both sides of the road will be lined with these unsightly and ugly advertising walls. In England the disfiguring of fences, buildings ‘and other places with signs is prevented by law on the ground that the good taste of the people is offended and the landscape disfigured. Some of the ‘worst offenders are manufacturers who are interested in the development of motoring. They have boarded up the roadways along the whole eastern part of the United States, much to the annoyance of mo- torists and disfigurement of the land- scape. If the nuisance cannot be stopped any other way, motorists can at Jeast agree not to patronize any concern aiding in detracting from the natural beauty of our country and the pleas- ure of the public—New York Sun. Build House on Hill. The cottage in the dell is all very poetical and furnishes a good de- slgn for the illustrated cover of the popular ballad, but the house that is buillt on the hillside is superior lin every way and particularly has It a distinct gavden advantage over other sites. Here in picturesque levels the small.plots of ground hang one above another in starlike fashion. Delphiniums in blue, violet and helio- trope may crown the tier of terraces, at the base of which a plain bit of lawn borders on the street or road- way, edged with boxwood to glge an atmosphere of venerableness reminis- cent of old-time gardens, fragrant with lavender, southernwood and spicy herbs. {ustified by the amount of work re-l Make the Home Attractive. The only way to make a city at tractive is_for the Individual family HOME OWNERS GOOD CITIZENS | for a sane and healthy people, let| indigestion,insomnia; painful pass- WHILE YW BOSS WOLLERS THAY \F FOLKS'D JESY REALZE AS HOW HE'S GOTYA PRINT A LITYLE OF EVRNTHING A T PAPER O SATISEY ALL TASYES, THIS L OLE EARTH WOULD B | HEAVEN ENOULGH FER WML AS PER ME, | COULD STAGGER “THROLGH WFE DESY NOBLE \F FOLKS WOoLLD HBNE A HEARY AND NOY DUMP A WL LOT OF ADS AN COPY IN HERE ON \ LS JESY BERORE WE DASH O PRESS o OBIUARN POEMS N ~HE STOVE ! WE DONY WANY y attractive homes, and particularly to take the responsibility ' for making its home grounds attractive, 4 Grass seed may be sown, shubbery planted and cultivated, flowers pro- vided for, and painting done. If every person in a block makes his place neat and trim, the whole block will help the appearance of the city. A single negligent home owner may spoil the work of a dozen neighbors. Bemidji’s PlayGround DIAMOND POINT Enjoy your Sundays and picnics there. Lunches and hot: Coffee served. Confec- tions of all kinds in stock. Special accom- modations for picnic par- " ties. Diamond . Point is truly Northern Minneso- ta’s most beautiful play- ground and it's free to you. Archie Ditty 48\ Custodian 7 Good in City Planning. It is easy to see how one phase of city planning relates itself to other phases, and how desirable it is for one part of a city or one business in a city to be developed with due cons’d eration tuv other parts and to other business. City planning is nothing less than a community affair and rothing more than a sensible and husinesslike provision for the best pos- sible development of_all the commy- nity’s interests.—Kansas City Star, bt 7" Bathing Suits For Rent at New Bath Pavilion Well Suppiied. Emery had the whooping cough, and it had hung on for a long time. In the worst of it he had contracted a bad ¢old that-added to his discomfort. When le had finally recovered from the effects of that, he was once more allowed-to play out of doors. One morning, as he started out, he commenced to sneeze, and his mother exclaimed in despair: “O, Emery, you have taken another cold.” but did not keep him in the house. He was swinging on the front gate as one of the neighbors went by, who hailed him with, “Hello, Emery." How are you this morning—pretty well? - Emery answered: “No, sir'; I've got two colds and the whooping cough.” DONT DESPAIR If you are troubled with pains or aches; feel tired; have headache, As a Healthful Food for Adults or Children—when you -are sick or well—or, if you are just hungry, ask for ICE CREAM SUPREME | IT SATISFIES age of urine, you will find relief in GOLD MEDAL SNBLEM o Ask for. Koors Ice Cream Supreme at your dealer—they all have it. ‘The world’s standard remedy for kidney, liver, bladder and uric acid-troubles and National Remedy of Holland since '1696. Three sizes, all druggists. ~ Guaranteed. Look for the name Gold Medal on every box accept no imitation Oh! So Good! And It’s Healthful! iPure Fruit Flavors Only Are Used in Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream Order one of our Special Bricks this week and give the Fam- ily .a Treat. Ask for it at the Confectioners, too — they’ll : serve it right. LANGDON MFG. COMPANY “ICE CREAM THAT’S ALL CREAM”