Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 22, 1921, Page 8

PAGE EIGHT THE - 1 1 ENT]ETH CENTURY’ - LIMITED { v Why Not? Now that so many convenient con- trivances are being invented in al- most every line, why not a squirtless | grapefruit? | —Would Help Some— Do You Blame Them? It is understood that the mosqui-| toes are celebrating since they heard that the girls are now wearing them rolled down below the knees. Getting| their beaks all sharpened up and everything. —Watch Them Light— Probably Never Will Bonomi is the new premier of | Italy. Now all together: ‘“He hasn’t seratched yet.” i | .\.Mg GOW' o —=Some Premier— We All Know [ Pictures in advertisements _ulwnys; M A R K E T s show a man smiling when he is driv-| ing a car. But did you ever notice| a picture of a man smiling when he | i was forced to change a tire in the! HIDES hot sun? | cow —TEven in a Picture?— !u?,‘fl 1.;%?5, l;I\Q. loaes veeoo.de-be Seeess.de MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL OM, LMA GOW' Yo X SEN-ATR V AM GOIN' Yo TH' SEN-AYR TS \ GO MARCHIN' oK 3 WELL,\ MUSY BE STYEPPIN' THESE DANS S0 | CAR GO YO WASHINGTON AND STARY PAGING N W' SENATE ! SOME PROMOYION , FROM WASHW' ROLLERS FER “TH' SYOCKTON HERALD OFFICE, O HELPIN W > ™ SEN-AYE }j SENATORS naries Dugnroe < - e Nt Y T | MRS, OTTO LILLIANTHAL i PASSES AWAY AT LAPORTE | Belle F. Lillianthal, 38 years of | age, wife of Otto Lillianthal, who re- sides near Laporte, passed away | Thursday, July 21, at her home. The |cause of her death was intestinal tu- | berculosis. The funeral will be. held iturday afternoon at 2:30 from the 6 EXPLORE OCEAN'S DEPTHS British Government Contemplating an Expedition: for the Gathering of Scientific Information. The British government is contem- plating the dispatch of a deep-sea ex- ploring expedition which is expected (o 5 ¢ EST EE-MAGINY LIk MICKIE HOBNOBBING WITH SENATORS AND DIPLOMATS ARDIOUR CONGRESSMAN; AND MESBE 11LL GO'UP T ‘M WHITE WOUSE AN' MEBBE WL SEE PRESIDENY. A REBBE WELL EVEN LET WITH YLLADDIE BOY \ §miled the little chap, I knew I lind that word wrong.” Librarians often deal with little brothers and sisters who are running | errands for big brothers and sisters in high school. When one of the tots asked the librarian at the West Indi- anapolis branch for “Europe’s Fa- bles,” the librarian smiled, for that was tarday pay Tov i es with $10 and $5 billz. . Not one in twenty counts out the exact amount. One storekeeper has found that $50 in gnbsidiary -coins is none too little to carry him through, Taansit linés and automatic vending machines receive tons of coins in a day. Within 48 hours these coins are |, | 80 THE DOCTOR LET HIM GO Imprisoned Negro Had Altogether Too Good a Memory, of Certain Hap- penings’ in- France, “Doctah, ain’t m goin’ get me out a heah?” The voice, plaintive and supplicating, came from the depths of the city jail } Why Aren’t They? {*Kipp hides, No. 1, Iv........6¢-7C Methodist church, Bemidji, Dr. G. H 1 “ 's I i ) 3 . 1, . . & it ¢ ) , Dr. G. H. | to gather much valuable sclentific in- | Simple to translate into “Aesop’s Fa- in circulation. It has been rumored that whiskers|Calf skins, No. 1, 1b..........7c-8¢ Zents officiating. Mrs. Lillianthal is | tormation, bles.” It was different when another mes, nickels and pennies are the | °f Birmingham, Ala., a few nights ago when Dr. Cecil Gaston, city physician Buc-60¢ are coming back into style. Judging| Deacons. each . comin; 10 o style. udging NI 73 74 from the namber who seem to like| Horse hides, larg to wear them long, it must ba one of | those who has started the rumor. !TRYING fi.fi}im —LFasier Than Shaving— Not a Public Affair The way that some men and women | chew the rag at cach other when they are in pubiic plices makes you won- tion workers, under the general di- der what homes were invented for. irection of E. G. Cheney, are making —Home, Sweet Home— Mary Makes a Hit ! character of the forest products to { which the country will have to turn FUTURE OF FORESTS Minnesota’s forest experiment sta-, a survey to find out the amount and| | the sister of 8. B. Hurlocker of the cty. She is survived by her hushand, a danghter of 8 years, and a little [ baby girl, § weeks of age. Interment will be made under the | direction of M. E. Ibertson in Green- \vn}_,il cemetery. | FUNERAL SERVICES FOR |+ SOLWAY GIRL SATURDAY Mabol Thompeon, thirteen-year-old | daughter 0§ Mr. and . Mrs. (Christ {"Phempson of Sclway passed away at Most people imagine that the depths of the ocean have been pretty thor- ouglily explored, but this is very far from being true. only a very small fraction of the whole arvea of deep sean bottom has been surveyed. Attention is particu- larly called to a vast subaqueous re- glon around the Falkland islands and up as far as Montevideo, which is al- most unknown, and which, having a depth of less than 100 fathoms, may offer opportunities fof the development 1 librarian then had to inquire diligent- ‘As a matter of fact, | patron meant asked for “Out of the Twist.,” -the ly before she found that the child “Oliver Twist.”—Indi- | anapolis News, Explahation Briefly Made. Harold Knutson; Republican whip of | the house, tells a' yarn about an old fellow, up in‘his country who has a job carrying the mail from the depot to the postofiice, for all of which he gets $1 a trip. modt active elements of our circulat- Ing medium. Cat Evidently Was Offended. A yellow cat called Shimmy, of no pazficular breed, but lately a cher- d mascot of the Aberdeen (Wash.) fire departinent, ‘left her.home there suddenly. Shimmy, according to the fice Iaddies, who ‘hunted’ three days without success for thefr vanished pat. made her nest in a coil of lose which is used to wash the floor of the fire hall. On the mcrn of Shim- and former overseas medical corps cap- Jtain, dropped in on the warden. Inside, the erstwhile private, first class, Ebenezer Johnson tarried be- cause he previously had tarried too long with the moonshine when it gleamed white in the cup. Seeiug the doctor, for whom he had been *“dog- robber” in a French camp, he immedi- ately hit upon an idea. “Doctah, cain’t yo' make out a slip, sayin’ Al'm sick, an’ take me ovah t’ th’ hospital ‘so's ah c¢'n get outtah —— Mary had a little dress, when the virgin timber is gone and{St. Anthony'd hospital Thursday ¥ As fashion did decree; (B e virgin tim e s A y Sone n | of lucrative fisheries. Some of the boys around the gro- b 3 e A svery Sime Sht she went out, |i7dustry, begins to, use the ‘second | night, Deerth was caused by peritoni-y "o “groe geep-sen exploring expe- | cery store the other night got to kid- | my’s disappearance a - careless iire- heah?” But the doctor was adamant. § 4 4 she w » | growth.” {tis. 7he funeral will be held from g Say, doctah,” he began, whispering Thore was little left to see. g The field k of thi is be- | the fanily residence at Solway Satur- dttion, that of the famous Challenger, | ding the old chap about his job and, man turned the water into the coil, ‘oottha: SOCHIEE i "]- s § —After First Glance— |, The field work of this survey is be-) 5 i furiigon and Interment will he | Was set on foot just 50 years ago. | eventually, they ssked him how much Shimmy was eatapulted ‘toward the | 1T M W B of g Giticans || 2 = 3 +ling directed by orvald S. nns‘e“"nrme in Solivay cemetery. The ship left port in 1872, and ideas | he made out of it. veiling and shot by the ®trenin of wa- . i o' ¢ Credit Where Credit It Due | assistant superintendent of the Clo-|™% i Y % o - % tor .wuzz dry an’ I went an’ fotched dat i (From the Wichita Beacon) | quet forest experiment station. Mr. | Yt ) on the subject were in those days so T make $1 a trip, three trips a day, | ter into the street. The cat has aot|'o,pepvak, an—" b “Many a man who wakes up to find| lansen has two crews in_the field| BETHEL LUTHERAN MEN primitive. that there was dispute as fl;"; a wonth, or $3,000 a year,” he | Fet come back “Send this man to the hospital. He's | . Fomona would have averslept | who are making an intensive exam- HOLD SOCIAL TONIGHT | to whether she should use wire or | sald. = too sick for the jail,” said the. city —3 il hadit called him.” Iination of al least three sections in| “The Men’s saciety of (he Bethel Lu- | hempen rope for soundings. Tt took a | These figures not sounding just Fine Scheme. physician, sharply, to the policeman in 2. According to that, it must be !hul“f“'h township throughout the l.-ol:m{ Hmr'uln tc]h[“m}| wlll“‘hnllnl c;‘lql“([(hc cre:n;\ wlu;leldu_v to nmke‘ one souml.lng, or 1;‘,»;::(.“(0’1‘1‘% o‘tmtllldlzlsb(:\"lsmsfi:tgllltsto PI0 | pormers in Denmark ave required | eharge.—From the Stars and Stripes. ties inspected. Two lines, a half al this evening in ward, | a single cast of the dredge for bring-| bl ons. to number and initial each ez sent New Raln-MaKing Tdea- i who quarders Ils heajth. | crop of timber consists and what can : —Ain’t It a Fact?— be looked for in the f;nure. " | INTERESTER POWERS INVITED 5 - : o T R T T The surveyors also hope to obtain 5 SSI i o AaE . A et ; 7 i SMALL. BECLARES HE o e o v " w0, FAR-FAST ACURSN[ TO MUGH, Eh SALL MINDS s b o ARAAAAARAA i - g ber still standing so that it may be | (By United Pre p 3| . I A AN S . % w‘fl_' RESIST ARREST known how long it will be before the| v o inoton, July 2 Childish Messengers Have Hard T‘m°5 } VALS s |lumbermen will have to attack: the stuca‘ has m\vise«l Belgium and other Rameyn:erlnq Names For Books | ;.“ Sl second growth. interested powers that when the far They. Are Sent For, T N 3 S ay: U e bl eastorn problem is brought up at the| 3 | | Springfield, WL, July 2i.---1voops [SHEEP ARE BIG HELP Washington disarmament conference ‘I "";‘“‘t Ressurection in the | g &‘ will be used if necessary by Governor | lin such a way as to effect the intei- Parks, ” demanded a little chap of | i Len Small to resist arrest on charges | est of their nations there will be no | the librarian at the West Indianapo- N a wife who makes the man famous. art, are run through these sel mile 2 nd on these lines are desi —More Ways Than One— Yiona . Did It Happen to Y‘"fl nated 32 plots placed at 5-chain in- When the average hoy is seventeen tervals. For each of these plots a he knows as much ‘as his futhcr‘complete count of second growth thought he ]c‘nu\v at the szlms;‘ age. produets is made, and size and age There are only two chances that it are carefuily recorded. never happened to you. One of them| With data from a sufficiently large is that you may not be a boy. area all types of cut-over land will —Or Not that Old— | be represented. ‘With this ‘informa- i i | ticn and the known area of the cut- . : tDruly rllmt;t is the jover region it will be possible to tell The worst spendthrift is the one|;pn,pximately of what the second of smuggling millions of dollars of | ]N BRUSHING OF LAND state’s fund the exceutive :n:ri —dy nounced tod | “Experiments at the Northeast ¢ pvernor decared that he could | tion at Duluth have shown, 1it to arrest wihtout failing|Superintendent M. J. ‘Thom! “1 will use all |*“that sheep can be used advantag r- ously under certain regulations for the brushing of cut-over land.” — Rotation of the feeding ground is THIRTY EZMIL]ES ROUTED neceseary for the best results. “Our FROM BEDS EARLY TODAY sheep,’ Mr. Thompson, “were St. Paul, July 22— Thirty families| confined to one tract during lJ ine. iving in 4 o e e | They will cecupy a second on€ during living in the Central Torrace apart”| ;.\ 7o o third during August. The ments were -routed from bed before & iguipember they will be shift- not sul in his oatly of office. of the power I possess to resist ai rest,” "the governor said. | daylight today. The fire broke out in ed to tract No. 1 and then to tract ross from Akre’s store, and every- one iis invited to attend. |GOLD FOUND ON FARM | NEAR OTTAWA. CANADA (By United Press) Ottawa, Ont., July 22.---A farm {at \Burke mnear here has suddenly {sprung into importance. Gold as |big as 25-cent pieces was found on |the ground. chance of their not being represented, it, was learned today. CRAIG SUBMITS BRITISH PROPOSAL FOR IRISH PEACE Belfast, Ireland, July 22.—Sir {James Craig sumbitted the British | government’s proposal for Irish peace to the Ulster cabinet today. The ing up fishes and other animals. Since then “deep-sea sounding ap- paratus has been much improved by cable ships, and fishing gear has been greatly modified by steam trawlers, which use dredges. Besides, a great deal that s of value has been learned by oceanographic expeditions subse- quent to that of.the Challenger. Hence the new exploring vessel will start out -hood for small change—-dimes, nickels, with. a prospect of accomplishing a very great deal of work of real im- portance, lis branch library. “My brother said | for me to get it for him.” The librarian did not wish to let ! the little chap know she was puzzled. She knew It was something that went | on in the parks that the boy wished. The “resurrection,” she decided, might be “recreation” and that was | “How do you make $3,000 a year?” he asked. 3 carryin’ the mail,” responded the er, and with those few words he departed. Saturday Change. Many storekeepers begin their Sat- urdays by shopping in, the neiglibor- and pennies. Seven custcmers out of ten, at the butcher’s, baker's and gro- to market, If one or two eggs are bad the farmer is fined; if three are bad he Is boycotted. Hanging » Picture, All pletures In frames have & best place to hang or set, as in. the case of the easel portrait frame. As a rule; dark pictures need light, while the: Jight pleture and gilt frame ‘will lend eolor to-the dark wall. To Canadians goes the distinction of proposing one of the strangest uses ever conceived for an airplane. Win- nipeg men are reported to be orguniz- ing an aerial frrigation company. The alm 1s to cause rain -by spraying liquid air in the clouds from an alr- plane, thus causing” the molsture to condense. Recently dust was thrown from an airplane on: the clouds 5,000 feet high in an unsuccessful attempt to oanse rain in Pretorfa. what she susgested.. “Thal Blue Rose Rice, 10 1bs ...... Pillsbury Pancake Flour, 4-b pkg.. 30c _'This an dnext week we are moving to the corner of Minnesota Ave. “and Fourth St. Moving weeek specials mean real snaps for careful buyers. Libby’s Corned Beef, per can .......... Lenox Soap, 2 25 bars for the Burns Lumber yards and the| 3 apartment caught fire. People fled in! Effioiuu;rhril{ (;Ezn:“g;, :;(}‘]m“:né‘;l‘::fi Crack b caddi o8c night clothing, Damage 10 the he| provides fresh forage, wliich they Soda Crackers, 7-lb caddies - Star Naptha Washington Powder, O S ot fe the oxtent | Tellsit, and assures good guins. Hamps apartment was damaged to the ex ent‘sh“.o lambs on brush range weighed Mixed Cookies, in boxes, per - 20c of $3,000. |about 90 pounds each in late Novem- L e | ber, 1920, on the treatment I have £ \ | cutiined. The fields brushed i this Gloss Starch, 3-1b pKE -wceceeemieensens 20c Ivory Soap Flakes, 3 pkgs for .. 29c | ) P | manner in 1920 have a good start of ADDITIONAL WANT ADS | | tions ddeal for cattle in 1922. e W ‘ : AL TR | “Plenty of water and limited range Of course it is, and then the lunc I : p ; - FOUND---Pair of glasses In case fn| Plenty ot sotel t0C o ehine Fruit Nectar, per bottle ... 2lc " Large Wash Boards .. 55¢ 1ibj Owner may itave same by | & o g prov property aat j ; tor| Of land by sheep. (‘!m'e slhunl‘dw ble —— with 5 : S i S s |{aken not to force them too hard. y Dark Sugar Vinegar, per gal............ » i ) . HELE WANTED-Young ma for s, |OUherwise they niay fefl fafi ang KOORS 2 241, perg Preserving Kettles, white and blue ot ok S At " lthe valne of the brushing w e . ? 5 sistant hookkeeper and. stenograpn | White Crown Jar Covers, per do 20c Enamelware, 8-qt size $1.25 er. Good prospects for rapid ad-| vancement. High school graduate | ] I ; g s X, e i AR O HERE s00 £ c'lixm : el LU i wl U re SUPR FOUND---Tt will be’worth your time to come in and inspect the new | Fixtures have arrivi ) 2 woolens for fall and winter. New fng stalled for Drs, A. J. Meiby an . s o prices, too, lower than ever, at Bar- F, R. Reppeto, of Minneapolis, who Tor desert i g 1 1.00 ROOFING i } X ney's Toggery. 1t7-22 are opening dental offices in the of- , Douglas Oil for Salads, %4-gal cans $1. ] 4 ! ) ROOFING < grass, and the second grazing wi!l take the remainder, leaving condi- neutralized.” ed and, are be- Its Pickling Spices, per lb-pkg Heavy Rubber Rings, 3 doz for...... 25¢ Olive Creme Toilet Soap, 4 bars for 25c FOR R —-vllfiurnl.chmlnor unfur- | fices lately vacated by Drs. L;u-s‘ony uidii evenuc. Plone 736-We, _fused by Drs. Melby & Bobei0es T8 A / Shsit o 4 1-ply Sentinel, per roll ... $1.15 TR decorated and in a short time the meal { ajal Milk, per can . c . FRECKLE‘F ACE iixtures will all Denitatiol ready / White House Milk, 2 cans for 25c 2-ply Sentinel, per 101l ......ocevrrrrees $1.66 : T BIRTHDAY PARTY Tomatoes, large cans, 2 for... 25¢ Outside White Paint, per gal.......... $2.35 j \ Sun and Wind Bring Out Ugly Spots —How to Remove Easily . Here’s a chance, Miss Freckle-face, to try a remedy for freckles with the| guarantee of a reliable concern that | it will not cost you a penny unless it | romeves the freckles; while, if it does give you a clear complexion, the ex-| pense is trifling. | Simply get an ounce of Othine— double strength—f any druggist and a few app! 5 you how easy it is to rid yourself of| the homely freckles and get a beau- tiful complexion. Rarely is more than one ounce nceded for the worst case. Be sure to ask the druggist for the| double strength Othine as this\ strength is 'sold under guarantee of money back if it fails to remove freclles.—Adv. i Trttle Miss Dorothy Elwel! invited ten of hen little friends to her home this afternoon to help her celebrate her sixth birth anniversary. = The children had a happy afternoon play- ing games out of doors, and Mrs. Kl- well served a birthday, lunch. Doro- thy recelved many pretty birthday re-} membrances from her little guests. KOLBES ENTERTAIN Mr. and Mrs. B. A, Kolhe entertain- t an informal dinner party Thurs- day evoning at their home at 1111 Doud avenue. Covers were laid for the following: Misses Gladys Dailey, Lillie Beck, Grace Halyerson, Dora Young, and Messrs Charles Sylvester, K. O. Snortrum, Rev. W. K. Kamp-; henkel and Mr. and Mrs. Lester Smith, Libby’s Blackberries, in heavy syrup 23c Brooms, each REMEMBER — FOURTH and MINNESOTA AVE. AUGUST 1