Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 7, 1921, Page 6

“MICKIE, THE PRINTER" ALEC SPIVENS HAS GOY WIM ONE OF JIM TUNK ALLOWS AS HOW H\S MOSY “HEM VLATTERBIKES WITH ASIDE CAR OM | THRILLING MOMENT WOZ. WHEN HE WHEELED X AND SUNDAN ARYERNOON HE MAOE LIS NEW BARY. PASY A GROLP OF “THREE “MIRYV-SEVEN YRIPS PAST A CERTAIN HOLSE GIRLS WHO HE USED 1O GO WITH Y ON HUDSON SYREET f WE DIDNT WAVE STUFEY MEGINNIS KIN REMEMBER WHEN VA USTA SOULO BUN ENLFF PEANUTS FER A NICKEL TO MAKE YA SICK ! LiMiTED [£| | MOSY EVRY SENYENEE Wi vt e \ MDDE MY 'YRIP YO EUROPE} ADMIYS “H WAR 00K ‘ W' WIND OULY OF WS SAILS BECUZ HALE | | YOUNG FELLERS VO SER WAVE BEEN THERE AND ALK ABOUY PARIS, LONDON O GIBRALTAR LIKE THEL ALLUS LW “HERE Who's - Who? Canada is yelling for rain = or-| der to quench the bush fires and to| aid the growing crops. It seems as| if we heard once of a fellow named “Rainmaker” Hatfield, who was go-| ing to give Canada all the rain it| wanted. Now it’s easy to see who’u! running the province ~of Alberta, | Providence or Mr. Hatfield. Those| people at Medicine Hat must have| been talking through theivs. —~Such Is Life— i Would Make a Hit 5 Now that the Park Board is always | watching out for the frequenters of | Diamond Point and fixing up that| pleasure spot for the bathers, we| suggest that one way to muke a hit|* with the ladies would be 1o drive a| few posts and make talcum powder| ALL ITALY WILL PAY. and puffs available to the fair bath- ) ors 100 feet from the shore. | MARKETS —Some Need It— Not Only Fish Hooks Most anyone who knows anything about fish hooks allowed to run at|Cow hides, No. 1.. large knows that they will catch ev- erything under the sun except fish. —That Is, Real Fish— May Be Too True Somecne says that it’s the fools who make life interesting. 'This may account for the fact that life is get- ting more interesting every ye “A man of wit would be often much embarrassed if there were no fools.” That makes it rather tough for the columnists. —Twould Be ’Tis True— Picturesk v & Use Your Shears Here’s a chance for those who “have no backbone” to get one., Just take your shears and clip it out. Then you will have as much as a good many others. —Backbone Counts— Piling It on Kansas paper—We wish to apol- ize for the manner in which we graced the beautiful wedding last week. Through an error of the type- setter we were made to say “the rose were punk.” What we should have said was “the noses were pink.” —Worse and Worse— Adding Insult to Injury Louisville Courier-Journal — To make matters worse, when your col- lar is wilted, when you vacillate be- tween & desire to commit suicide and a desire to throw up the job and wander to some cool mountain top to rest, in pops the coal man to say: “Buy your winter fuel now.” —S8till They Do It— Lost, Strayed or Stolen Shortly prior to the arrival of Northern Pacific officials in Bemidji Wednesday, a telegraph operator on the line sent a hurried dispatch to the local Union station agent telling him to be on the platform ‘to mcet the big boys and to be sure to have his station agent’s cap on. As a mat- ter of getting back at the joker, the local agent threatened to fire the fol- Jowing message back at him: “Safe blown. Cap gone.” But that really isn’t so. The cap is still in the safe, if it ever was there. —Just Like the Rest— N, P. OFFICIALS STOP HERE {ON INSPECTION TOUR Howard Ellictt, chairman of the board of directors, Charles Donnelly, president, Me: . Nichals and Stev- ens, general erintendent and chiet engineer, re vely, of the North- ern Pacific railway, arrived in Bemid- ji yesterday afternoon on a trip of inspection., The party motored out to Birchmont fin the afternoon and later took the train at Lavinia for International Falls and intermediate points. ADDITIONAL WANT ADS nger Kissel Apply 800 Irvine avenue. 3t7-9 WANTED---Berry pickers at uice, about 6 wceks work. Arrange- ments can be made by phoning 23- F-220. U. G. Reynold’s Fruit and Dairy Farm. b5t7-14 FOR SALE---2ix weeks cld pigs. quire C. B. Gruer. 13. Bemidji, Minn, 2t7-8 FOR. RENT---Nicely furnished room for.one or two. 904 Mississippi avenue. In-; Telephone 6-F- issue---the tariff. | | HIDES | Bull hides, No. 1. Kipp hides, No. 1, lu. | Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. Deacons, each . Horge hides, lar NAVY STANDS OUT AS | | -BEST OF 1921 CREWS| ! By Henry L. Farrell, (United "Press Staft Correspondent) New York, July 3 of the United States stands out not only as the champion rowing crew of 1921, hut one of the |greatest crews that has cver besen devloped ir, America. Navy wen the intercollegiate title | at Poughkeepsie by defeating some| of ‘the finest crews that ever rowed in the The middies e ne sed. rinceten is making a claim for the title. The Tigers without doubt v in the history of | sity and a really Wt eight. Bufl as Coach Spath uad did not compete at Poughkeep- sie, the only claim Princeton can make is for the best sprinting crew of the year. One of the greatest surprises of ar " HONOR T0 NOTED POET By Henry Wood, (United Press Staft Correspondent) Rome, July 7.---For the next three months all ltaly wall participate in various celebrations in honor of the six hundredth anniversary of the death of Dante, and which will cul- minate in especial celebrations dur- ing September, Rome, Florence and Ravenna, cspe- cially, have just announced their pro- grams for September that are to mark the highest vtlflf})u(e whieh Italy can ipay to her greatest pdet. ‘Weeks and even months before then ,various other celebrations will have taken place. Ot the three cities that are to ren- der especial homage to Dante in Sep- /| tember, Ravenna will get her pro- gram started first on September 11th. On that day will occur thieinaugura- ticn of the new national tomb to Dan- | te, and the consignment and dedica- tion_of the bronze and silver wreaths offered by the Italian army, of the bells offered by the various, Italian municipalities and finally of the bronze door of the tomb offered by the city of rome. On September 15 the celebration will be resumed at Florence. On September 19th, the Rome City Council Will rename one of its lead- ing streets “Via Dante Alighierri” and will make the formal presenta- tion of the bronze door to the tomb of Dante at Ravenna which will be 0 was the downfall of up until their last'race i the Poug keepsie regatta was lac faydrife for the championship, but finished last behind Pennsylvania and Syracuse, two crews thought to have been en- tircly out of it. Califcrnia had a woncerfui erew. The Pacific coast cight a‘ter being defeated by Princeton in a mile and three-quarter race was voted out as a contender by most of the experts. However, the wriler predicted aft- er thd race that the winner of the Poughkeepsie regatta would have to beat Californfa and it so happened. Yale and Harvard both hav a v disappointing scasen. . |Harvvard fail- ed to win a race a "ale had only one victory but that -ver Harvard, was all that the Elis wanted. Yale took particular pride in that victory, after all the uncompliineaiiry things said about the crew by the deposed English coach, y Nickalls. Yale and Harvard both have a very coach for next year ag 2 tribute for the miracle he wor e, ccach of the Columbia crew contract expires this year, may go to Yale where he has been wanted for years. THIS TIME LAST YEAR Pittsburgh completed a_triple play | against the Phils. Lefly Cooper caught a fly, threw to Caton a second and he completed the play to Grimm at first. donated by the City of Rome. Re- membrance will also be made of the | fact that Rome participated with the other Italian communities in the cast- ing of the chimes for the new Dante tomb. N. D. FARMERS’ INSI.IRANCE ASSOCIATION IN SESSION (By United Press) Bismarek, July 7.—The North Dakota farmers’ mutual insurance assocfation is in convention here to- day and tomorrow. This is the thir- teenth annual convention = of this bedy. Harry P. Cooper of Crawfordsville, Ind., secretary of the National asso- ciation, will tender the principal ad- dress. Other speakers will be, Her- man L. Ekern, legal council, for the national association; S. A. Olsness, insurance commrissioner of North Da- kota, Governor Frazier, John N. Ha- gen, commissioner of agriculture and iabor and the state fire marshal. .| EFFORTS MADE TO SPEED UP TRIAL OF WHITE SOX (By United Press) Chicago, July 7. — Efforts were made today by both the prosecution and the defense to speed up the se-| lection of jurors to try former White Sox stars and alleged gamblers charged with complicity to throw the 1919 world series. Only three ju- With the score tied in the eighth inning, the Cubs scored five runs and beat the Cards. The Athleties beat twice. the Red Sox HEARING ON TELEPHONE RATES AT WALKER TODAY Ivan Bowen, who succeeded Ira B. Mills on the state railroad and wa houge commission, together with W. L. VanCamp of the Northwestern |.Bell Telephone company, were in the i ore they are holding a hearing to- | on a proposed increase in the ftu!culmnc rates. Frem there they | will go to, Sebeka, | CUBANS CONVERT SUGAR INTO DRINK WITH “KICK” (By United Press) Washington, July 7.---Prolybition enforcement officers were divided to- n their opiniol garding the ad on ¢of Cuban sugar with a ‘ki . Reports to the department of com- merce stated that Cuban scientists have devised a way of converting su- gar into a drink which contains no alcchol but has a punch. Iyscovery and experiments were made by the government sugar col- lege in locking for a way to use the huge surplus of sugar by converting it into saleable goods. BIG POLITICAL BOUT ON TARIFF OPENS IN HOUSE A TIa (By United Press) ! Wasbwigton, July T7.--“The gong |sounded in' the house today for the opening of another heavyweight po- litical bent. Two great political par- ties are fighting over a much-worked v Wednesday en route to Walker | % rors have been selected, although the trial has been in progress for three| days. The questions asked the prospec- tive jurors by the state indicate that| Bill Burns, White Sox player who turned states evidence, will be the chief witness for the, state. HARDING ASKED TO HOLD UP SOLDIER BONUS BILL| (By United Press) | Washington, July 7.---President | 's influence w invoked to- ) te leaders to | Beforg the excitement, aroused by ! Secretary Mellon’s anti-bonus letter | to Senator Freylin ausen, had died down in the repubiican ranks, G. 0. P. Jleaders were quietly told by some of | their friends that Harding agreed with Mellen and had counseled lead-| erg ito let the bonus question rest until 1e solution of the tax prob- lem had been arrived at. FUNERAL SERVICES FOR FRED CRAMER WEDNESDAY Funeral services were held at. the St. Phillip’s ¢hurch Wednesday morn- ing at 9 o'cleck for Fred Cramer, 52, who passed, away Tuesday afternoon after an extended illness. Mr. Cram- er has worked for A. Brose for a few weeks before going to the St. An- thony hospital. Interment was made in Holy Cross cemetery under the di- rection of H. N. McKee, undertaker. Mr. Cranter has no relatives here, the only known relative being a sister, who lives in the east. CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR FORMED AT LAKE HATTIE Twanty-five members of the Chris- tian Endeavor of the Presbyterian church motored to the town hall at The fight'over the republican per- manent {ariff marks the opening of the big fight in 1922, and the politi- 7-Ttf jcal contest of 1924, Lako Hattie Wednesday (night for | {he purpese of organizing a Christian Endeavor society. Rey. L. P. War- ford accompanied the party. | WORTHY OF ITs SETTING OME day you will build a home of your own in which your ideals of the beautiful in architecture and interior dec- oration will find ' their fullest expression. To carry out these ideals you must have a roof on your home that. is worthy of your selection and the sut- roundings. 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