Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, July 6, 1921, Page 6

No More Than Right. We have just heard of a. fellow who took advantage of the quick re- turns on the big fight as furnished by The Pioneer, through its United Fress service. This fellow found out thait Dempsey has put over the sleep- maker and then he went out and bet 50 cents on him. Up to press time, | we were still looking for our rake- | off, —Taling a Chance— Unaccustomed As He Was. Newly-wed: “Lady, I would like to | buy a waist for my wife.” Lady Clerk: “What bust?” Newly-wed: “Darned if I know, I| aidn’t hear anything.” —The Awful Silence— Fallen! Sentiment. | .A “The fellow who was on the losing | end of the jbets on the big fight | kuewd that betting on sentiment is | another of those things that won’t) get you very far. | —Might (Have Been Different— i Making It Worse. | In addition to all the trouble in | Ireland, Silesia, Tulsa, Oklahoma and | Nymore, there was also a record num- ber ofi marriage licenses in Bemidji | duiling the past month. | ~The War Is Over— | Classes and Masses. * | There are still two kinds of people | who are not much different from what many others would like to be. There are those people who have a little still, and then there are others Who still have a little. —Order— | Picturesk. Harold Llcyd Style Now that the state legislature has passed a law regulating the kind of lenses to he used on hutomobiles, why not put across a-law to regulate the kind of rims to be worn on glasses. Some of them sure look as if they | needed regulating. | 1 —Dementable Rims— A Kansas Discovery. I3 (From the Atchison Globe) Oscar Mastin tells the Globe he has worked at the court house 10 years and ‘has never known a county offi- cia] whe worked more than one-half of the time. —Zero in Discovery— { It’s All the Same, 1t is said that women are always locking for cheap things. Some buy them, others marry them. —Scme are Called “Dear”— — ADDITIONAL WANT ADS | WANTED--Gitl «for, :house . work. Good galary. Call 314 Fourth str. 2t7-7 FOR SALE---2 lots, call at 1309 Bel- trami avenue, also bicycle. Phone 794-W. 6t7-12 FOR SALE---7-passenger Paige auto- mobile. W. Lakin. 6t7-12 FOR RENT--One large light house- | keeping room, washing privileges Phone 674-W. 2t6-8 FOR SALE--4Red currants. Phone 100-J. 3t6-8 FOR_RENT--Two light housekeep- Inquire 1011 Dewey 246-7 « «ing rooms. ave: ‘WANTED---Girl. nesota avenue. WANTED---Competent maid for gen- eral housework. 1107 Lake Boule- vard. 4t7-9 Ladies military heel, gréy sued;.‘ oxfords, $5.95, at Troppman’s down- stairs store. THOUGHT HE HAD . HEART TROUBLE St. Paul Man Worried Over His Condition, but Tanlac Put Him in Fine Shape 4] certainly spent money to good advantagy when I bought Tanlac, for the, medicine has put me in fine health,” said John Linear, of 550 ‘Wabasha St., St. Paul, Minn, . “When I started taking Tanlac I had been in a run-down condition for a year and a half and was feel- ing mighty bad. My appetite was so poor 1 just had to force myself to eat; and almost immediately after ‘every meal I would have a terrible burning sensation in my chest and a heavy bloated feeling in my stom- ach. . Why, my heart palpitated so bad I thought I had heart trouble. My nerves were so upset that a good night’s sleep wasn’t to be thought of and I was very much concerned over my condition. : {“One of my friends got me to try| Tanlac and the very first bottle did me a world of good. I kept taking the medicine until now I never feel; a bit of distress in my chest) or stom- | ach. 1 have a dandy appetite and feel great in every way. Tanlac is certainly the right medicine for 1zoubles like T had, geen anything to equal it.”’ and Pve never| MARKETS FARARNAISSARAANARLARRNRERANSNRNRRRAN HIDES Cow hides, No. 1... Bull hides, No. 1... Kipp hides, No. 1, lu. Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. Deacons, each .... Horse hides, large... SOCIAL AND PERSONAL ST. PAUL'S LADIES AID HOLDS MEETING THURSDAY The Ladies’ Aid of St. Paul’s Evan- gebical church will meet in the cliurch parlors tomorrow afternoon METHODIST LADIES’ AI D HOLDS PICNIC THURSDAY The Ladies’ Aid of the Methodist church will hcld a picnic for its members, their families and friends at Diamond Point Thursday after- nocin. All are requested to come with well filled baskets, and all are to brirg their own silver and ' dishes. Coffee and lemonade will be served by the Ladies’ Aid. Conveyances will be at -the church between 2:30,and 3:00 o'clock for those who wish to be acccmmodated: EPWORTH LEAGUE HOLDS REGULAR BUSINESS MEET The Epwerth League of .the Meth- odigt church held its business meet- ing Tuesday evening at the home of Miss Fae Freeman. A number of the members, who have held offices in the league for some time, will leave in the fall to teach school at various jplaces, and last evening handed in | their resignations and others were elected to take their place. Miss Es- ther McGhee resigned as president, Miss Ethel Jamison as first vice-presi- MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL HERE "EINSTEIN" WHO'S GITTIN' \NYO ALL THE PAPERS R WHAT TEAM DOES WE PLAN On? wrswiey | dent, Miss Martha Anderson as fourth vice-president, and Hildur Anderson || YO EXPLAIN as second vice-president, and the fol: lowing were elected to those offices: Martha Anderson, president; Mabel Welceh, first . vice-president; Willard Jamison, fourth vice-president; and Herbert Hendricks second: vice-presi- dent. ‘The league planned to give a pic- nic July 15 for the members and the students of the Bemidji State Teach- ers college, who are friends and mem- bers of the league. =~ | A cocial hour with games was en- joyed after the business session, and refreshments were served. LITTLE BELGIUM ALSO HAS RAILWAY TROUBLES| (By United Press) Brussels, J-u'l'y '*6.-“Remarkable strides have been made by Belgium in the restoration of its railways. When the Germans evacuated the| country, it was’found’ thaj they had| destroyed 1,419 bridges and tunnels, damaged 194 stations, crippled 30 clectric generating stations and 226 railway stores. 3 Since the armistice the Belgians have relaid 1,400 miles ofl railroad track and, rebuilt 67 stations. Loco- mctives have -been rincreased from 279 to 5,171, whileithe freight trains running today: exceed by thirty per cent, those-of the prelwar figure. At the ‘armistice there were about 305 freight:trucksion the road daily.. At the beginning of this year: the daily average hadi grown to 16,754 trucks. The Belgian state railway are today running a daily traffic of 1,800 passenger trains and about 1,- 950 freight trains. Fares have gone up threefold, freight rates the same, while the rail- way IS losing thousands of pounds ev- ery week. Centered in Self. “Some men,” said Uncle’ Eben, “is so selfish: dat dey’d be willin’ to let the whole country suffer frum drought rather than take a chance on-a shower spoilin’ deir own little picnie.” i EINSTEIN \S A GREAT JEWISH PHILOSOPHER WHO HAS A NEW “THEORY ON "RELATWITYY WHICH \$ SO DEEP THAT NOBOON CAN UNDERSTAND 1Y, SO HE'S MADE A SPECIAL RIP YO AMER! “ 7 Unlucky Signs. The tdea that it is unlucky to walk iunder a ‘ladder has its origin in the remembrance of the ladder used at | Calvary, while the dislike to the num- !ber “13” can be traced to the number present at the Last Supper. ! Here’s an Integnational Case. In a case recently before a London [ court the presiding judge was Eng- i lish, the plaintiff was an American, his | counsel a Welshman, the defendant a {Dutchman and his lawyer an Irish- i man. A Polynesians Not Dying Out. Contrary to popular belief, the Poly- i dling, but are being reinvigorated by the infusion of alien blood. The off- spring of the mixed marriages are tak- ing wives from among the full-blooded Hawailan strain, thus preventing the | Hawalian blood from losing its identity. Somewhat Overnamed. While the majority of parents are ! content with one or two Christian names for their children, there are others who must have a long string of them. Thus there ‘was living in England a short time ago a woman who had a name for every letter of the alphabet, from Anne Bertha Ce- cilia to Winifred Xenophon Yetty Zeus. G T o a SHOE REPAIRING We usp/ only hig.h-grqde» materials and do first- class work, ' PRICES RIGHT Bemidji Shoe Store 315 Minnesota Ave. “Panlac is sold in Bemidji by the Lity Drug Store.—Advertisement. | 2o Here’'s why CAM " the quality cigarette '~ ELS are ECAUSE we put the utmost quality into this one brand. Camels are as good as it’s pos- sible for skill, money and lifelong knowledge of fine tobaccos to make a cigarette. Nothing is too good for Camels. And bear this in mind! 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