Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 22, 1921, Page 7

e PAGE SIX | THE | LIMITED E It Mav Be With Her. “Pronunciation did not aid Mrs. Small in knovamk hobby,” reads a headyine in a recent nd Forks Herald. The article tells how a wo- man was called to court to icentify a man as her husband from the way he pronounced “Sweet Petunia.” She claims she lived with him so short a time that she hardly had a chance to learn what he looked like. It prov- ed that this 1 was unable to say “Sweet Petunia’ the way she knew wusband s d it. and a case of my against him dismissed, he hending sai bby." Judg- ng from the remainder of the article the head-writer was not far off at that. It Is a Hobby With Some— The Whv and Wherefore. A curous reader wants to know if. when a minister advertises his church in the new is advertis- ing to beut LAt least, it might lead some to believe that — It Does Beat the Devil — Sweet Revenee. A certain newspaper editor is said to have U i town whica worked out won well. One fing summer eveni strolled through the city park on his way home. The next day he publish- ed the statemert that he had scen a pronynent loeal yourg man and a prominent tocal young woman em- Dbracing each othir on a park bench the eveninz He also stated that if the you an he had seen office within did not two day. 1p his subscription he wou y his name. The foli orning fifty youns men paid their subscriptions for six mient 4 two for a yex i Might Work Here-— Picturesk. Too Good To Be True. Here's the medern fisherman who has spent much e and money to it himeelf out in the proper togs to go tisly But the chances are the fish he is proudly exhibiting were pur- chased after his return from fishing. With Red Luke fish on sale here this summer, no man shoull go home and say he couldn’t get any. __Just Say You “Got” Them-— Red Pen's Philosophy. Pep says: onceit may puff a man up, but it never props him up.” “Simeiimes when you want to i just beeause your brains sneez Uright (o pin your faith to but be sure you e i true word comes from the chest.” —Not the Che ty — till Ambitious. During the Christmas m owe thought we would ke th own a can- dy store, hut now we are even s sh we owned bitiious as to repair shop Tiring Job - FIRE DESTROYS CARVER BARN AND AUTOMOBILE o at about 4 o'clock Tue day noon caused @ total loss to the barn just nerth of the Carver Grocery tors on Fourteenth street. A straw stack and an aut ile stored in the barn were als troyed. It Is aft caid that the fire was caused by sparks from 2 stove in the Carver home, igniting in the straw stack. The building was very dry and burn- ed quickiy he fire department answered the call but was unable to save either the building or the auto- mobile. STATE MUSIC TEACHERS MEETING AT DULUTH (By United Duluth, June will appear in ing the annual convention of Minne- sota music teachers, which opened to- day. Herbert Linscott of New York and H. Chandler Goldthwaite of Minne- apolis will also feature the program. Miss Elsie M. Shaw of St. Paul is president of the federation. MOTOR CYCLE COP ARRIVES IN TIME IO SAVE HOUSE (By Tn St. Paul, June linvestigated i a Summit avenue rooming house this morning found a stick of dynamite. with a lighted fuse attached, in the icq box. She called the police. John Allen, motorcycle patrolman arrived and found only one inch of the fuse left. He threw it into the street where it exploded, tearing a large bole in the pavement. 'for products stored in bonded ware- g5t annual convention of the Minne- . EZRY, FER GOSH SAKE, AINT YA NEVER GOWG' ) O LEARN NUTHING ? WHAT GOOD ARE THEN DOGGONE SIGNS? HEN?| 9% By Charles Sughroe © Western Newspaper Union 1 AT BIG BENEFIT RACE“ (By United Press) St. Paul, June 22.—Tommy Milton, ~ world’s speed king, will exhibit his speedy racing cars here next Satur- 'day in a benefit race. | His 16-cylinder Deusenberg, in which he established a new world speed record at Daytona Beach, Fla., vee..b0c-60c and his “8 in a row” Frontenac, in ....$2-33 which he won the Indianapolis 500- —— mile classic Decoration Day, will be exhibited. He will drive both cars| FARMERS ARE SOLID IN in exhibition races at the fair Milton is a St. grounds. Tommy Cow hides, No. 1.......... Bull hides, No. 1.. Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b Calf skins, No. 1, Ib. Deacons. each ... Horre hides, large. work. gether. WOULD YOU SPEND 40c FOR A JOB? S - i That is all it would cost you i to run a want ad in The Daily Pioneer two times. Nearly every day someonc needs help or someone needs It -costs so very little to get to- Try a want ad—you’ll get results; they all do. waves, waxihg and- waging in-ampli- tude, that are unceasibgly coursing.| V| SENT FRIEND UNIQUE GIFT When Andrew Johnson Resumed His Needle to Fashion a Mark of Pérsonal’ Affection. ranges between There’s always just one more story ahout any of America's fornier Presi- dents. This time there is another about Andrew Johnson, Lidcola’s tempestu- ous’ successor. ) Johuson, while governor of Tennes- see, once resumed his vocational fm-| wide'spreading earth movements: plemex!ts. He had formed a strong Earthquakes ure-pasily-followed on the é) friendship In the Tennessee legislature Fecorain; gpparatus’ by the primary length ot 8 to 16 miles. The spéed of the waves' 5 Delleved to be about two: miles per sécond. Such local causes as | ® leEs TO REFERENDUM aneulnsggi‘:,:;lt.wen known throughout (Continued “rom Page 1) the series of races scheduled by the loans for basic production, 171,9; Elks club here to benefit the Boy opposed, : Scouts of America. For a personal rural credit system, —_— | 173,195; opposed, 4,507, CHRISTIAN ENDEAVOR IN For Jegislative action to provide long-time loans for livestock produc- ers, 173,305; opposed, 5,173. Cy Dntted Brosd) For establishment of means to fur- Wilmar, June 22.—Nearly one nish credit to farmers on receipts ypyusand delegates and visitors to the houses, 176,816; opposed, 1,652. These figures were compiled by of here today. The convention will the federation in proportion to the ()ose Sunday. Leaders of the Chris- majorities shown by the first 30,000 {ian Endeavor from various parts of votes tabulated. the country will be here to speak dur- “The returns have come from ev- ing the sessions. ery part of the state,” officials said, “and we know they are representa- tive of the farmers’ opinions. The 4 | percentage of ‘yes’ and ‘no’ votes has THEY'LL GET YOU SOME WAY hardly varied since the first reports, City Scalawags Hard to Beat, Accord. | % . came in. The majorities estimated, on the basis of the early returns, @ to Testimony of Visitor From Jimpsoh Junction. would be proportionately larger if ev- ery farmer in the state had voted.” The results of the Minnesota vote| “If them infernal scalawags up Wer will be telegraphed to Chicago, and! there In Kay See can't get you on be added to the votes cast in 46 oth- Way they will another!” disgruntledly er states in the referendum launched asserted the gent from Jimpson June- | cration. The final results will then be laid before congress. | you a favor and then skin you alive! (By Unitea Press) Poukhkeepsie, N. Y., June 22.--- The great eight-oared crew of the | United States naval academy, nation- sseiiey; al and world champions last year, e favorites in the intercollegiate | The races to be staged are a part of DULUTH TRADE TOUR IS 1 3 POSTPONED TO SEPTEMBER | €ré€ds the persoual relatlons of John- | gggjjy separaté() froth one another; and:f:> | [FEEEE | The Duluth trade tour, which was [aster n visit to Johrison e | to have been made through the nor- 8 w vidtt to Jotitison, théii governor, |Towing championskip race on | Hudson rived today. tavored as second for W. W. Pepper of Springfield, a #nd ‘secondary g 5 4 M el % phases ‘and the ‘long stanéli’ Whig, @nd once a blacksmith. waves rising to 8 maxiuum, Tlie mi- Desplte _thefr irreconcilable political f o\ moypnients—imieroselsms—are not| soil and Pepper were extremely cordial. | t1ere hns heen no means of studying; Pepper became a judge 10’1854, and| their propagation. But recently ce fiterided as 8 niomento of w'friendship | peer exteéridéd to tivo ‘miles, and it has Johnson ever did, and exists to this day. ) Indefinite. When a woman phones her husband 5 s . doesu’t’ Enow' whethier she means! Scientists Have Proved That It I8 1drs or' o'clock, ‘but he surmises thiat: Never at Any Time Without 1it's bo!ll.—Exctiimg'm o Some Movement. L —e No portion of the earth’s surface 18 ever at rest, though all but the great Definition of a Gentleman, the == | Tuther nfght in my foom in the notel | — | was ‘tendis t V! ¥ ANGLO‘JAPANESE TREATY ; whezqn {(:l‘l»: 'l;n gle":]};xg“rx\;m:“;zf:;i BEFORE PKEMIERS, MEET :)vf;l,m in all this and that was cumlng" “‘I'm nafling my clothes to the floor, | (Continued From Page 1) If it's any of your by-gosh business!” I| not on'y conceded but welcomed by hellered back. ‘I'm a tollable sound the home government. The publics of | Sleeper, and don’t alm to have my best the empire will see in it some meas- ' 8uit stole while I'm slumber:ng. | ure of safeguard against the dangers| “‘Why, you pea-green yokel! he of secret diplomacy and aggressive yelled back, ‘what will you do if the ' xnternationzlx] combinutions: As auton- | fire department goes roaring by in the | omous n:ntlnng. the Dominionsa ‘nr'e | middle of the night and you can’t yank | Xfm».l-c“gerl"l.%lll;ws of the empire’s on your clothes and run after it? fl(:l.uglnv policy being mox{](ll:(l to suit wiBy cripes! I hadn’t thought of ' e taste of Downing street alome. w1 says I T ¢ For this reason it is probable that oo o ~ovS auld be In s dickens of a fix, wouldn’t I? Tl claw my prop will be put forward for re- | St moving relations with the Domin. ¢lofes loosé from the floor and run | ions from the sphere of the Colonial the TSk of having them stole. I office. wouldn’t like to miss a good firc. Much | Other subjects comprise inter-Im- vPlIzed to you, sirt* | perial communication and defense by “Well, I done so, and went to sleep, | land, sea, and air; the position of and as far as I'know the fire depart- British Indians throughout the em- ment never made a run the whole pire, a question of Indian delegation night long. And next morning my will press in order to obtain free ' rlothes were gone, and so was the fel- entry of Indian subjects into all fer in the next 'room.”—Karnsas Clty | parts of the British empire on the, Star. ne tenms as other subjects: over-| ceas settlement, which mainly deals Kingdom to all parts of the empire; Had Large Sum on Hand. “{it‘h emigration from the British History relates that Croesus was civil aviation, an Imperial shipping! given entertainment on one vceasion committee, Imperial wireless com- by a Lydian named Pythius, supposed municatio and an Imperiu]‘statis- to have been a distant relative of x':‘c::xlr-xit)i‘:):l\‘lu\\'i:l‘lm'l\ls{))“tl;:‘w»}; ('."lr‘mfl]" Croesuy. During the entertainment o e considered, | pyinjus informed thie king thiat when including the allocation of amounts due the various parts of the empire. fie heard of his approach he had made | careful count of all his ready money that he had on hand In gold and sil- CHRISTIAN AMERICANIZATION ver, $24.000,000, and that he wished CONGRESS AT MINNEAPOLIS | to Present It to the king as a token of regard. The king hesitated about taking his innes money lest Pythius might be reduced Minneapolis, June 22—The first| \"conr, hut Pythius replied: “My here Monday. It will continue in| Mg Property are still —untouchi¢d session through Sunday. This sum of money was simply cash The congress was called under the| on hand which he had not yet Invest- auspices of the International Chris-| ed. At the rate of 10 to 1 in modern tian Missi sociation, an or-| purchasing’ power, Pythius had ready i money equaling $240,000,000. (By United Press) Teaching American ideals of ci '!I:&'l hip and Christian effort to the - oreigner in our midst is D of the m»iationr,“:\cc‘o:li:\}: oW T, Only Outdoor Insuguration, Fisher., etary. The Unitéd States, although its cap- will be held in the audi-| 8l 1s In a more rigorous climate than torium of the International Christiar | those of many republics, Is alone In Rible college here. This college, Mr. having an “al fresco” Inauguration. Fisher pointed out, is educating a The first four Presidents were irau- large number of young men and| gurated indoors, and beginning with young women, mostly of foreign| the third President, Jefferson, the in- birth, to become ministers and mis- | augurations took place In Washing- sionaries, at home and abroad. ton. Monrde, the first President to be sworn In out of doors, chose the east portico of the capitol because of TW0 WOMEN STEAL FLOWERS a dispute as to whether he should FROM. CEMETERY: ARRESTED | be inagurated in the house of repre- sentatives or the senate chamber. Af- (By United Press) ter a return to the indoor inaugura- Minct, June 22.---“Swiping” flow-| tion by Jackson, the outdoor cere- ers from the cemetery near here re- | monies were resumed. Because they erime. According to authorlties, one | /J€AS of democracy, permitting_ the of the women took a flower which q | SeUeral public to see the procedure, [newsboy had purchased and placed | they have been retained—National on the grave of his mother. Geographic Soclety Magazine, T bt : tain tremors have been traced én re-|Pan. t ‘about fashioning a shovel, which cording instrufnents 60 feet apart; Con- fwel't out of existence If you do not thern end of the state, has been post- |, ¢ 2 ANNUAL:CONVENTION TODAY3 poem:i until Septsember 8, accorl:iing hé Sent with a rote explaining It Was | tjnuing the Investigation, the rungé has |to a telegram received this morning by Mrs. Leila Sanborn, secretary of the Civic and Commerce association. The members ot}‘3 thed tou‘;‘ b i it - e . ot " scheduled to be in Bemidji today, and | made a handsome beaver cloth coa sota Christian Endeavor were expéct having had: no definite word of their | which he sent to Pepper. It was &/ pendent of wind and weather, though ‘away® withimemoranda ‘pads- of re- whereabouts, Mrs. Sanborn wired for | splendid piéce of workmanship, prob-| the source and: cause of ‘the move: information and received notice of |ably the last of that kind of work | ments are still a mystery. % the postponement. S NAVAL ACADEMY OARSMEN Ml s ARE FAVORITES IN RACE | EARTH’S SURFACE IN UNREST | ihat she wil sée him about tive, he i ) C WA Gugd One, i : It was our custom in English class! along the- earth’s crust and reach to| g¢ gchool to chodse a certain personj - —— " ‘Wateh. vour vapers. ! out for the broom and du: Many' valuéble papers: may by ‘proof against all political differences. [ peen made practicable’to pick out indl: |‘cared - for.: Johnson, to show his appreciation, | vidual tremors on the two sets of' réc- | & ‘transaction “ori - slip" of-"paper and were | took up his' sclssors and needle and | ords, One result fs thie sliowing that | caréléssly’ put it into: his poeket. ‘A ftHe! travel of” the mileroselsms is (nde: |:kobd system of accounting -will do 4 i “Why 18 the ‘dl A gentleman has ease without fa-|'yoy m’tél?h‘r':l Columbia was | moveriefits' of eartliquakes eséaped at-| miliarity, 1s resfectful without: mesn: | and California | ention until récent yéars! Tfie minute | ness, genteel witliont affectation; in‘ & ' v if i fourth, 5 v 3 S V] 3 by the American Farm Bureau fed- tlon, who wns just back from a brlef-}xl“l'(;d“,ez;g;,l:fll:;‘";‘e‘:ingo;s’_rk::‘lse con. | Vibrations are followed'by J. J. Shaw | sinuating without seeming nr!.—Cht? stay In the Big Burg. “Pretend to do ‘;Merem b ot it in Nature us an uuending train; of | terfleld. | s " A i I T (T T The Difference of 160 Yoars OU’VE heard the story of Paul Revere—how he : clattered out of Boston and spread the alarm to every Middlesex village, ete. That was.in-April, 1776. It was an all night job. Today the Boston papers would slap extras on their presses and in the shake of a little lamb’s tail the whole thrilling message would be in each home of the well known county. ey This represents the advance of 150 years in th; i;n— portant business of spreading news. : The cry of “Extra—Extra” on the midnight air brings startled folks to their'doors as once did the-.pound of a horse’s hoofs and the breathless shout of the:rider. Papers have supplanted the courier—muiltiplied his ef- ie%iveness many-times—increased his speed a hundred old. B oy How far back we would go without newspapers! W would remain in ignorance not enly of events at home and abroad—but also of much that concerns us:just as vitally—news of the very things that have to do with.the personal, every-day life of each oneof us: - Somebody might be selling a new, better and more economical food; or a utensil that would add immeas- urably to our-comfort and well-being;- or some better material for making shoes or clothing—but we would never know it. Modern advertising is a boon. It keepsour informa- tion up-to-date on the many things we need: in order to live a profitable, happy and useful-life in this age of progress. - Do you take full advantage of the adverfising? READ IT!—IT PAYS! : i T il . uilkhow”* depths;: The' wave périod | t5:read" his- tiféme’ alovd: ‘before . the W nd 8 seconds; the | alags, writts'a’éorvésputident: - On this amplitudé [§'HetWéen one 50,000th and | particalar day" e girl ‘Who ‘st Reros: } one 2,000th’ of anineh;, but with & wave. the-tadié from mé Had1¢ tile sée her ‘« Tash Startéad It was ;i hen the “teieHer-aske| ) I wewould'dike 'to hea: air tremors and the swaylng of bulld: | © proffptly " suggesttd that: the gh iiigs ™ and’ trees were' formerly sug- | goross: 1Fom: M# Tedd-lers; - Sha:aro: gested, -but- it 1§ now-knowp. that ‘they | put- fiistvad’ ot réading the' oné* e 00k atiotlier:ohe from her «:one-‘should” make | cording::and:.consequent’ dsnger ‘ot loss by ‘the -broom:'and’ dust paniroute, ; Children'y T .. It your - chlldren:.bot plione, trybuyltg:thetis -a*small Imita- tion and attaclilng, It . Within- thelr BERUR LR DT ey PR o1