Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, June 21, 1921, Page 6

ot TUESDAY EVENING, JUN A Comedy of Errors. Two Bemidji ball nines ‘“‘cros bats” at the local ball park S in what fis called *“‘one big error” & wlhich proved to be batting practics for the M. & L freight pushers. The boys had an umpire and they let him render the decisions as he chose, but ! they dédn’t pay any atttention to him. He was :{.mply the tigure-head. He was a smooth workman, thou | and proved to he one man who could stick it out the entire game. It is said that the reason w he proved to be such a smooth worker is that he works for the Standard Oil com- pany and he had his greasy clothes on. One player got real enthusiastic and, in a pinch, slid for the home ]pl le in +his shirt. He got a *° itile sand in his oxfords and pulled @ have received from there, many pe : N 5 3 0- couple of threads in & ple will be surprised to lem‘ny fhis. but outside of that he ot 5 S 5 5 mussed up. He was a representative ’{;‘Rbey admits that there is still one of the team that represented the Mcose, it is said, and is one of the| nine that got “dehorned.” Now the M. & I manager assumes the role of Judge Landis speaking for the big leaguers and says the other boys a little experience before taking the rallroaders on | agdn. e railroaders, several of | whem were heavy hitters, proved be- vord a doubt the value of having a| board fence around the ball park, | that is, the value that would have| been derived had the fence possessed | a few more boards in good working| condition. | - One eye-witness to the basebali| What has become of the old- murder wants to know why people | fashioned woman who used to get still p in sending out of town UP at 4 o'clocl; on Monday morning for their ivory. ito do the family washing, and then —Trade At Home— | take about two minutes off for break- i et fast about 6 o’clock while she was Red Pep’s Philosophy !nursing the finger she had just crush- led in the wringer? Now she has a —What’s in a Song?— Picturesk A Dead Wringer. Red Pep says: ake Je: Ie 3 il !daughter who consders she is help- P K e 3 Eentle”|ing a whole lot if she gets in by 4 oty Ams d & {a. m. Monday. The chances are she _:\'hy‘ people are willing to spend ‘\'n‘ould be helping a whole lot more $10 10 ot oot 00 win & $5 prisse | 1f she otayed away until after break- “There dsn't much sympathy .io'r fast, went without dinner and was in- the werm that met the early bird. | Yited out for supper. ““Wnen your shortccmings are ad-| ised, the cther fellow buys the| —But Who Woutd She Help— How About It. Home Brew? a ) We are not given to belief in signs ““Men of few thoushts far outnum- ;nq omens. However, we imagine it ber men of few words. would be much safer to make moon- —Ain’t It A Fact— |sKne w in the dark of the moon. Doesn't Sound Reasonable. —To Escape Being Shadowed— “There’s A Little Town in Ireland,” Neck and Neck Soon. sings J. Aldrich Libbey. Judging| Savages do mnot wear any more from some of the news dispatches we 'clothes than they need on a hot day. | MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL / < Forxs wmo we ARE ALWANS LOOKI FER A GHANGE <O FANOR ARE “TH' ONES WITHOUT WHOM WE COULDNY DO BUSINESSw~ HERES O TH' ADVERTISERS! MAY THEV LIVE LONG AND GIY FATY . © Western Newsouper Union FARMER \S A BUSINESS MAN, SAME AS ANY MERGHANT, AND SHOWLD HAVE PRINTED SYATIONERN--RSK VSt WE PRINT SOME PRETTY NIFTY STUFFY And some Bemidji people, wlgle they [special Paramonnt picture, adapted may not be what you would call sav-|from the Cosmo Hamilton novel, “‘His ages, have at least reached the growl- | Friend and His Wife.” ing stage. —*“Midsummer Madness''— “After sceing the piciure, write a letter to the “Midsummer Madness’” cditor of the Daily Pioneer and tell him what you think of that ending. 7{| You can use as many words as vou desire, but remembes that to be brief and to state your thoushts clearly is half the batle. Al} letters must be received at the 3 p om. Wed- S Daily Pioneer oftice I nesday, June 29. made as soon after tha and the prize wiining letter: 6c-Tc published. I'he )ndges are Virginia Brown, H. Z. Mit J. D. Winter. Tomorrow’s Daily carry a special ‘! wmmer AMad- ¥ R > ~—~| ness” sectiion which wiil tell a lot of AUD Y MAY STUDY things about the production and m which wiil carry a sp2cial page of [ 1 . | 99 | store adyertisements in which _local Mmsumm MADNESS names will be hidden of persons who will be lucky to the extent of receiv- ing free tickets to see ‘‘Midsummer Madness.” The first prize in the letter writing contest) is $3,. second $2 and third prize, $2 fin theater tickets to lhe Eiko, good any time. HIDES Cow hides, No. 1. Bull hides, No. 1 Kipp hides, No. 1 Calf skins, No. 1, Deacons, each. .. Horse hides, large...... vee..$2-53 Pioneer will When “Midsummer Madness’ * is shown at the Elko theater, Friday, Saturday and Sunday, June 24, 25 and 26, it is expected that it will receive more concentrated attention from the spectators than the usual picture receives and it will not be surprising to see hundreds in the Judged Him by His Hair, audience who will give more of a At the begipning of the second se- class room atmosphere to the sceme| yogor of school, a boy entered the :lex;:m that of a motion picture thea-| g ' oroqe wearing C“rlst' l.l;hm I:OOU Tt all comes about because of the|at table my young hopeful in 8 tore Elko theater-Daily Pioneer prize con- registering disgust said: “That new test, details of which were announc- ed in yesterday’s edition. 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