Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 28, 1921, Page 6

i ) | ~ SATURDAY. EVENING, MA' "TWENTIETH CENTURY' LIMITED P ARARSRRRRARAANRRENARANZASSRABASANNL; The Bath-Tub Sailors Bemidji’s Naval Reserve force and Naval Militia unit should be justly proud of the two boys who unfalter- ingly stayed by their Qositions until they dropped down and ‘“passed out” from: sheer exhaustion while at in- spection . Thursday night. But the way it was told to us is that these two men were alright until someone open- ed the door overlooking Lake Be- midji, and then the boys got seasick. —Oh, You Cruise!— , Precautions Lieutenant-Governor Collins was photographed just before the blast of dynamite was discharged at the Porte farm Friday. Chances are the photog- rapher wanted to play safe and take a picture when he was certain of hav- ing Louis around. The same reason might answer the query as to why the stump speeches were delivered before the demonstration. But all the blow- ing was not done with dynamite. —Nor By Collins— | Everybody’s Doing It New York Evening Post: Edison | is disappointed over the intellectual- ity of college men. Perhaps they have spent too much time. enjoying the phonograph. That’s the way lots of them un- doubtedly break so many records. —And So Many Parents— Opportunities The above picture shows one op-| portunity for both men and women to get up in the world. But the women, | as a rule, don’t care for this route. —Elevate Yourself— More Appropriate High school -girls sold tags Friday to raise a fund to purchase sweaters| for those of the football team who are entitled to them. Although it is fine to see how readily citizens con- tributed, we wonder if it wouldn’t have been more appropriate to be buying rain coats for the boys at this time of the year, and sweaters for them in the winter tome. We know a good many of them would have liked those sweaters last fall during the championship game at Minneapo- lis. But sweaters are sweaters. —Especially in Summer— At the Ball “I overheard that dear young man| telling you I danced like a zephyr.”| “Zephyr? 1 was under the im- pression he said ‘Heifer.”” —Such Is Luck— Union Leader A minister was recently dismissed from the pulpit of an eastern city on the .chargc of marrying too many glopcts. Something like the min- ister who married so many couples that the congregation referred to his parscnage as the union depot. i —Why Not Rectory?— Two’s a Crowd Good many .Ford owners at the| land clearing demonstration had a! terrible time Friday. But we will| have to admit that any man who can tell his own Ford in a crowd is a| pretty smart guy. —Or Has a Smart -Car— AMERICAN SOLDIER- DEAD- T0 BE HONORED MONDAY (By Uniteds Press) Paris, May 28. y Webb Miller. American coldier dead throughout Europe will be honored Monday by the compatriots and cilizens of coun- itries where the bodies lie. A wreath will be plawd by repre- sentatives of the American Legion on more than 55,000 graves in France, Great Britain, Italy and Bel- gium. Funeral services will be held Jdn the four big cemeterics in this country at Suresnes, Rumigny, Bel- leau and Bonny. Marghal Petain will deliver the memorial address at Sur- esnes. Rear-Admiral MacGruder and Brigadier Johnston will speak at Bel- leau in the morning and at Chauteau “Thierry in the afternoon. Brigadier- General Parker, who commanded the first division will conduct the services Poissy. McMILLAN-HAAKSVOLD LeRoy J. McMillan® and Rose Haaksvold of Baudette were united in marriage this morning at 11 o’clock by Judge of Probate J. E. Harris at his office. Mr. and Mrs. McMillan will spend a two months’ honeymoon at their old home in Iltinois and will return in the fall to make their home on the groom’s homestead near Carp. Pr— ADDITIONAL WANT LOST---Bunch of k at demonstration at Thos. Porte| farm May 27. Key tag 1 | Chas. Sylves'cr, Retugp to 903 Beltrami for rew s 3t5. FOR RENT---Pasture for cattle, 4 miles north of Bemidji, 200 acres | mwell fenced with woven wire, run ning water, plenty of good clover |“watch your P’s.” ‘timothy, red top and blue grass.| Phone 92, 5-28tf | and songs by the audience. in Bemidji or | ‘| the girl, 1 |fore, ‘Excuse me,” WHEN HE GOT THROUGH, | QUST BAEK OF W oY HIDES Cow hides, No. 1... Bull hides, No. 1. . Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b.. Calf skins, No. 1, Ib. Deacons. each ... Horse hides, large POTATOES Chicago, May 22.---Potato receipts, 73 cars. Old market dull. North- ern whites, sacked and bulk, 50c to 65c. New market steady. [Texas triumphs, $2 to $2.40; Louisiani lonz whites, $1.75 to $1.90; Texas | cobblers, $2.25 to $2.35; South Caro- lina cobiblers, per bbl., $5 to $5.50. No marxets Monday. {ITY TO HONOR FALLEN HEROES MEMORIAL DAY (Continued From Page 1) except those conveying the G. A. R. and the Circle are requested to bring up the rear and not interfere with the line of march. At the cemetery the usual G. A. R.| ritualistic services will be carried out this year the same as last. A Legion firing squad will fire a salute in honor of the deceased veterans and a bugler will’sound taps. School children will sing a number of patriotic selections. At the close of the ceremonies, school girls, dressed in white, will decorate the graves of the Civil war veterans and other war dead.’ The afternoon program will be held at the new armory at 2:30 o’clock, and the public is especially urged to attend in large numbers. Dr, G. H. Zentz, pastor of the First Methodist Episcopal church of this city, has consented to deliver the Memorial Day address in view of the fact that the local post of the Legion is unable to procure a speaker from out of town. Dr. Zentz is a most able speak- er and his address is sure to be of in- terest to all, both young and old. An; appropriate program _has been’ ar. a number of solod, quartet numbers' Opening | and closing selections will be layed by an orchestra, sccured especially for this occasion. The majority of Bemidji’s stores !will be closed at 10 o’clock for the re- mainder of the day. | WOMAN DRINKS POISON; N | RELATIVES BEING SOUGHT (By United Press) Fargo, N. D., May 28.—Up to noon, Coroner Moore had failed to receive replies ‘from Brainerd, Minn., and| Moosejaw, Sask., where he tried to locate relatives of the young woman who_drank poison here last night. Her husband of 12 days, who gives| his name as Roy Rivers, spent the | night in the city jail recovering from a drunk. He declares that Sunday she told him she had wronged him,; which, with other evidence, leads to a the- ory that she had another husband liv- ing. She was married last week in Moorhead under the name of Dorcas Brown. Letters were found address- ed to Mrs, Mamie Brown, 807 South Seventh street, Brainerd, Minn., and papers torn to shreds ip her room when pieced together proved to be a mortgage given to a real estate firm by Ernest and Mamie Lisk. VOCABULARY WARNING IS ISSUED TO CHICAGO CO-EDSE {8y United Press) Chicago, May 28.—“P’s” mean kisses. Therefore eliminate ~them from your vocabulary if you desire to be saved from the “kissing bug,” said a warning promulgated at North- western university. In these care-free times the, co-eds have been warned that a puckered mouth is too kissable to be safe. And this warning has put the sub debs in a quandry.. In order to be| safe she must eliminate from her daily meals her favorites, because of their “P’s” and consequent puckered lips. If s | | he desires soup she dare not ask for it by that name. She must order, it in the name of boullion. Her fish meal too, must be confined to: salmo and cod. To order perch or.pickerel ould bring her too close within the clutches of the Kissing bug. Likewise to say, “Pardon me” anc “Beg your pardon,” would imperil She must say instead, there- and ,besure and eliminate the please. Coneervative co-eds are promulgat- ing a revision of their mother’s mot- to “watch your P's and Q's” to DAW WANTS O KNOW WHAT WAS. BECOME OF W' OLO FASHIONED BARBER WHO QI | R GITTNG OUY ALL WIS ~©OOLS AGIN <O R SNIP OFF A GOUPLE OF INSGINARY | | | | ]mrmi‘fi' | | 5E MARKETS } | | ranged for this occasion and includes| | | to the NSYEAD OF HARS PATIENT'S \EFY BAR? ek CHARLES HAYDEN Blackduck’s most. beloved country- man, who presided at the land clear- ing meeting held in that city Friday. Mrs. C. W. Jackson has as her guest ‘Mrs. E. F. Erskiné of Grand Rapids, and ‘Miss Agnes Logan of In- ternational Falls, Messrs. Roedell, general baggage agent, and J. R. Michaels, superin- tendent of the Soo Line, were in the city yesterday on a trip of inspec- tion. Mrs. Lund, Mrs. Harvey Johnson, Mrs. Clarence Carlstad and Mrs. A. Nikle motored to Rosby “Thursday afterncon and enjoyed a fishing and picnic party. ‘William_ C, Mcss’ .of McCulloch- Moss Lumber Co., Minneapolis, re- turned to Minneapolis this morning, after spending several days in the ity. While here he was the guest of J. W. Naugle on a fishing trip. Muzzled. Speaking of garters, have you heard of ‘the Harvard students who spied u pair with silver clasps in a Harvard &quare shop window, and, thinking to raise a smile, at least, from the charm- er at the counter, askedthe price of a dog-collar, pointing at the .same time silyer-clasped garter? She turned, looked sweetiy at the young men, and said: “We do not séparate them for pupples, sir."—Boston Her- ald. s To Clean Window Shades. To dry-clesin a window shade, spread it full length on the kitchen table or on the floor and rub it thoroughly all over with dry salt and’corn meal; re- néewing the mixture as it becomes soiled. Then dust well with a soft dnster. The shade need not be re- moved from the roller, and this method does not pull it out of shape or cause 1t to crack. Bimple and Convincing. Film actresses work hard. They may not have late nights, but’ they have early mornings and they’are often up; while other folks are-turning- over.in bed for another nap. “What do you do in your leisure?” a cinema actress wis asked. “Nothing,” she replied. “How sensible,” was the rejoinder.” “It isn't sense, it's necessity. I pever ‘do anything in my leisure, because I never ave any leisure to do it in.” A~ DECORATING FUND —_—— Approximately $150 is need- ed by the local post of the American Legion to decorate the graves of 50 Civil war and World war veterans in the local ies Memorial Day. The not"yet done sorare urged to send their check to The Pioneer at once. The following list of contrib- utions will be added to as the W. N. Bowser Bemidji Elks E. A. Barker Moose Lodge G. M. Torrance Kiwanis Club A. A. Worth Subscribe ' for The Dally - Ploneer P. M. Dicaire' AN W OLE FASHIONED MOYHER' WHO' LSED (0 GOTMER ALL TH'KADS ORI PENTHER NEK 1N YW KMODLE OF 1w ROOM BN PRAN DLRANG A THUNDER STORM ¢ "1 'sP08E SHES AT 4 MOWES " ALLOWS ' PAWY | George E. Wallace, state tax commis- * SOLWAY Grace Argo visited Wieednesday between ¢rains. COMING EVENTS midji Tuesday. May 30.—Memorial Day. Doris | Sime, June 3—Commencement at State Teachers College. June 8.—Junior-Senior Prom. June 10—Commencement of Be- midji- High school. Sept. 21 to 23—Northern Minne- sota Fair at Bemidji._ ¥ and Mrs. O. A. Sime. school. THIS TIME LAST YEAR Wednesday. . Thehc%bs dtonkAwa double-header rom the Cards. . Alexander his tenth idj : straight game, and Vaughn his sixth. Remidit Theeday. for the leadership league. . Roush made four singles in four times at bat off Pittsburgh. Cleveland went back into first pldce in the "American league when theé Yanks beat, the*Red Sox. TAX COMMISSION WOULD s INVITE CAPITAL TO DAKOTA. (By United Press) Bismarck, May 28.---North Dakota is a borrowing. state and every in- ducement should be made to. invite foreign capital here, according to Sunday evening. to attend: the movies. Deer Lake Tuesday evening. C. M. Peterson over Sunday. sioner. The last barrier to foreign money was removed by the last legis- lature when the tax was rel (] ar;::xl\:l:;{eetmeme of n0-n residen h? ip Bagley over Sunday. visitor in Solway Monday. the operation of their Fordsons. whether or not they are please J. M. Reed, Blackduck: «“The Fordson Tractor is simply a won- der. . It is not only fast in getting around, but I have found it the greatest machine for clearing land that it is possible to get hold of.’ - e 43 The Miller Farm: “We were one of the first Fordson Trac- tor owners in Beltrami county. Our trac- tor i$ running better today than ever. You eliminate all experimenting when you buy a Fordson Tractor.” LJ. C&o&m‘ms&m : “I have used my Fordson Tractor for all’: kinds of work, including threshing for two seasons.. A farmer can’t invest money to better advantage.” Telephone 970, AN W' OLD PASHIONED GIRL WHO WS SHY AN BLUBHED AN! THOUGHY I WAS WIGMED O POWDER AN' SOME YIMES MSSED A DANEE 2 "WHERE'S SHe AT, " . ASHS PAWZ mm— |44 K K KKK KKK KKK KKK repaired sometime very soom. 0 % b % kb in Bemidji 'C. M. Peterson was a visitor in Be- who is attending normal at Bemidji visited over Sun- day at the home of her parents, Mr. Elva Peterson returned home Sat- urday from Puposky where she has ‘been ‘the past eight months teaching Vernon, andl Edyin Lingigren: of Pinewood were business visitors here Earl Grinols and family motored: to ‘Miwe Wold,” Mr. and Mrs: Edwin Qually; Bert Lanford and Bllen Rock motored to Shevlin Sunday eveningf “'Mrs! 'Thomas Coultas and family of Bemidji visited at the home of Mrs. Coultas’ parents, Mr. and Mrs. Mrs. Ole Gritback of ‘Wilton was a Elin Johnson visited her cousins © The road to Moose Lake is to-bel ) $625 f. o. b. Detroit T AN, THUOLD FASHIONED YO ' WO NAADE REPAIRS WITH K WiENeH | \NSYEAD 'OF A HAMMER 2 * MAN WE. | REST N PEPREN" SEZ-OAWN | Stanton Spicer of Shevlin, Jvisitor in Solway Tuesday. Ed' Peterson was a business caller in Bemidji Monday. Mrs. P. J. Rock and Mrs. Edwin Qualley were visitors in Bemidji last week. ' it- being. Memorial, day. - s Misses Martin and Hillstrom and Pittsburgh gave way to the Cubs)Messrs Lee Sime and Serls Hennessy of the National|motored to Shevlin Sunday evening. Christ Leonard, Alfred, Dosena and Ovina Peterson motored to Bemidjt CUT FLOWERS PEONIES and: JASMIN DECORATING WINDOW BOXES MY SPECIALTY A largé school ‘picnic will be giv- an in Frederickson’s grove Thursday, May 26. - A large crowd is expected. Mrs. C.'M: Peterson and daughters, Elva, Dosena, and Ovina motored. to Vefy Best Aséortment of Plants BELTRAMINURSERY & GREENHOUS South of Greenwood Cemetery SRR FAE - Ty . The merits of the Fordson Tractor can be best judged through the opinions of its daily users. We have asked a few of our customers for their frank comments concerning Read what' these. owners, have to say, d with their purchases—Or, betterstill, ask them yourself. and then judge iDr, A. V. Garlock: 44F have opened: land with a’ Fordson Tractor T never:-could have opened in any other way. The tractor is doing’ wonderful work and performing beyond my expecta- tion. < Matt Phibbs: . “I wouldn’t sell my-Fordson Tractor for any price if I couldn’d: get another. I am doing all kitids of work with it and am thor- oughly satisfied.” William Blakesley: “The Fordson Tractor is-a.great ma- ‘ chine. I hate to think of the money I lost by not having & Fordson sooner. I can’t | help but boost for this machine.” . 'A number of the young. folks at- was a tended the dance at Wilton Saturday evening and some attended the one given. at Bagley. All.report a. good time. . Fel e 28, 1921 The Solway general store will be closed at 12. o'clock:noon Monday, E E i