Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 27, 1921, Page 3

FRIDAY EVENING, MAY 27, 1921 The Marchant Wio Avertises His Wares and Prices is Naturally a Fair,Doaler=He Has Nothing 4 The .hc‘)uSéWife wili find .this pé,ge a great help to her in deciding= * where and what=to order=-SiiP FAOM THIS PAGE AND GUT YOUR COST OF LIVING anHida The Housewife who is Particular about Her Table will find the Right Sort of Eat- ables here— ‘ it Shoulder Roast Beef .......cocoeeemrmececiniiniceandeeas Rib Beef Stew o Boneless Rib Roast Pork Shoulder Roast . Pork Loin Roast . Leg ot: Veal .......... Shoulder of Veal Veal Stew oo e ) Leg of Mutton Shoulder of Mutton Mutton Stew ... % Fresh Dressed Chickens Lunchi Sandwich: Meats, , Jelled Tongue, Pressed Corn Beef, Rolled Corn Beef, Baked Loaf, Boiled Ham, Minced " Ham, Fresh Tomatoes, Head Lettuce, Cucumbers, Green On- ions, Asparagus, Radishes, Strawberries. PHONE 200-201 PALACE MEAT MARKET ord’s INTS AND BOOFING Paints! i “Paints! 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UoL s e T ST The Pioneer Want hds Bring Resus Rid LAPRY GRS PONINER. THE ENTERTAINMENT. At the entertainment, which was given to the boy and the girl -who were adventuring along the road which led to the House of Secrets, Master Thoughtfulniess made this an- nouncement : “We are going to have an enter- tainment, Ladies and® Gentlemen, in honor of the boy and the girl who are going dlong the road which has bumps but which is the right road on the right way to the House of Secrets. “We have persuaded the boy .and the girl to stop on their journey and have a little 'pleasure with us. The brownie Joy.c¢annot ‘bear it if folks don’t bother: about him. “And he is right. No journey, in fact nothing at all, -is- right without the brow Joy having some part of it. i “So ofir’ star performers are com- Ing this evening. I believe they are bere, in fact! Everyone whistle and see!” So everyone whistled, and from be- hind a group. of weeping willow trees at the far end of the field came run- ning and scurrying a number of little A Low Bow. elves dressed in gorgeous purple ands gold suits. | “Do they look well?” Mrs. Wood EIf said in a whisper to the girl. “They are all my cousins and rela- -tives.” ; " “Wonderfully,” said the girl. “They have very handsome suits.” “That’s good,” said Mrs. Wood EIf. “Iimade them this morning. I was sure youw'd like the entertainment bet- ter if we had fine costumes on our actors and actresses. Then too e will have' fiic scenery.’ See! The sun is going down and all the colors will change and make a beautiful setting for the entertainment. Bat hush! Master Thoughtfulness Is speaking.” “The first number én the prograw,” said Master Thoughtfulness, “will be a dance by the Glee Twins and the Bliss Brothers who have been special- ly trained by the brownie Joy.” . S0 the dance began and the boy and the girl loved it because “they enjoyed recognizing their old friends The-Glee Twins and the Bliss Broth- ers had danced for them on their jour- ney- when the Brownie Joy came to let' them know that they shouldn’t go along on a journey and not think at all of him. The next number on the program was a poem which was recited by its nuthor, whose strange name was, I- Can’t - Write-Poetry-Thotgh-I-Love-To- Do-So. He arose and made a low bow and cleared Dhis throat. Everyone sat around on the ground. Master Thoughtfulness had brought plenty of rugs along with him. “This s my poem,” said I-Can’t-Write- Poetry-1'hough-I-Love-To-Do-So. “Some poets who're young, some poets who're old, “Care nat for poetry but care for gold. “There are writers too who're just ° the same way, “All they care about is their pay. “Now I write poetry night and day, “And do not think a thing about pay. “Of course I really too must add “That it's not worth pay. It's much " too bad!” They. all laughed at I-Can’t-Write- Poetry-Though-I-Love-To-Do-So as he sat -down. The boy and girl real- 13 liked his poem. “Jt's" the only sort I could write,” sald the boy. | day, after the frugal years of war, | and that the young couple considered | elephants, rhinoceroses, camels, stal- | £1 108 ($7.50). owner was apparently not spending his money for elegance in “clothes, :'lhereupou he announced he was.for m. ’ “I am with him from this day for- ward,” he sald. .“Any statesman who Is forced to wear clothes for so long a time as these have been-worn is surely a square and upright man and I am for him to the limit.” hotiF of two fonger. Theré were all sorts of songs and dances and tricks and everything possible which could make up a fine entertainment, “Well,” said Mrs. Get-The-Most-Out- Of-Life, “this has been great fun!" Everyone agreed. Watching the Clock. There are some people who watch the clock as a sort of measure of their achievement. The girl with a lesson to learn, who finds that half an hour has slipped away with little to show for Goldfish in Ohlo River. Many tons of -goldfish were caught in the fishing grounds of the Portage river at Port Clinton, O., recently. Ac- it, gives herself a mental shake and | cording to some of the fishermen, the settles down to harder work. There | first scattering of the fish was found are other people who watch the clock | in 1913 after the big floods of Ohlo to be sure not to work a minute over | and the lake regions, and it was the stopping time. If you are wateh- | thought at that time that the fish may jng the clock, it makes quite a differ- | have been liberated from some of the ence. Why?—Girls' Compauion, park and resort aquariums, by the overflowing of the flooded artificial ponds. IN THOSE GOOD OLD TIMES! The fish are not of the glass bowl variety, but seem to be more of a carp One Will No Longer Wonder Why Our species, und will measure several Forefathers Gladly Entered Into lncle nmlh w;:fih as muclh n: ln half- pound each. hey are placed In cars Bonds of Matrimeny. and brought here to be loaded Into ex- A press cars and shipped in tanks, alive, 1 have lately been shown (writes & | to the New York markets, where they correspondent of the Manchester | are sold to the retall and wholesale Guardinn) the first account book of a | trade, couple who set up housekeeping near- —— s it glex;r;yre)f:ll:rea‘t‘lu. l{u:;‘y "ur u{e en- 8t. Paul Is Exonerxted. sting reuding now, and | Men translated the Blble—and certain items especially are warranted | ¢wisted St. Paul's remarks ahout to make the modern lousekeeper's | women to suit thelr own ldens. That mouth water. The first servant's | 1s divulged by Miss K. Raleigh to the wages for Instance, were £8 ($4U) a | Women’s Freedom league. year—a servant, too, I was given to The apostle’s remarks about wom- undenstand, who did all the washing, | en, she sald, were badly twisted In plain cooking and evidently had none | translation and it could be proved by of her successors' objection to chil- | the removal of a few dots and com- dren, for in due course she added to | mas, that St. Paul did not: Forbid her duties that of pushing the buby | women to preach; command them to carriage out every:.afternoon. It Is| obey their husbands; Insist that for- worthy of note that the bedroom for | éver and aye, whatever the fashion this treasure was furnished entirely | of the country, they should wenr hats at a cost of £2 10s ($12.50) Food | In church; say that they should never prices, .unfortunately,, cunnot be read- | wear jewelry and fine clothes. 1ly compared with those of today, a8 | “In the sentence ‘Women obey your provisions _we. sigply s husbands,'” sald Miss Raleigh, ‘“the. “grocer; butc] “LUt “What'| corfect tranSlation’ of the word +obey"i should we feel now, I wonder, on re- | I8 ‘be considerate to." celving a (winter) quarter's gas bill amounting to 9s 4d-($2:33). Tt'is In- India’s 'me,“ sports, Dulked, 5 abes Jargols o erpongon | ramainy ooy ST fud 80, Sk than 6 wontdCain 8! yh : proportiol j attention been glven to the preparing n household books t0- | 4 training of beasts and birds for figh(ing as in India. Rams, buffaloes, Lood of another sort worth paylng {or | jiona qnd even (he guselle, Which, al- for t’ Pe entry: 0 tic e“'thongh famed for its gentle nature, concert (Pattl and Sims Reeves), y5 a pretty pugnaclous little chap when aroused, haveé been matched against one another for the enter- | tainment of rajahs and their subjects. And as novelties a crocodile would be matched against a tiger and a serpent agalust a boar. “PANTS” PROVED HIM HONEST Thelr Frayed Condition ' Convinced Tailor That Man Who Wore Them Must Be Straight. It .pays to advertise one's poverty, a certain statésman thinks, A tailor In the last campalgn was quite convinced In his own mind that the ‘statesman was a most. unworthy and absolutely unfit man for public position, us a result of the campaign conducted against him, : About ten days before the election one of the bell boys of a Washington club brought to this particular tailor ~—by mere chance—a palr of trousers belonging to the statesman, to be Vit pressed. It was a hurry-up job, be- ing the only pair that the statesman Liad at the time. The tailor started pressing them and to his amazement discovered that the trousers were badly frayed at the edges and worn and showed other evidence that the e e e e ATTEND THE DEMONSTRATION' SATURDAY OF A Solvent. “Liquor always loosened up our pat- rops,” sald a walter reminiscently. Meaning, we suppose, that it released the “tip"” from the tipplers.—Boston Transcript. \ Shakespeare and Nature. Shakespeare was naturally learned; he needed not the spectacles of the books to read pature; he looked In- ward and found her there.—Dryden, Many Do, One way to “relleve congestion in the post office” Is to let your corre- | spondents’ letters ansiver themselves ! —a method which bas much to recow- | n.end it : “GOLDEN SUN” COFFEE | «JOHNSTON’S” FANCY COOKIES and CANNED FRUITS ‘An Expert Demonstrator for The Woolson Spice Co. of | Toledo, Ohio, will be in our store Saturday to demon- strate the merits of these goods, We extend an invita- tion to come in Saturday and sample these articles. Fresh F;'uits Vegetables Swift's Smoked Meats and a ‘3 FULL LINE OF GROCERIES MAYER & SWISHER “It's the only sort I could write, too,” said the girl. | “It was honest of Irim to admit that | he couldn’t get pay for his poetry be- cause it was so bad, and so he couldn’t write for gold,” said the boy. The entertainment was on for an | i b 509 BELTRAMI AVE. 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