Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 14, 1921, Page 6

SR e ) | ‘TWENTIETH CENTURY’ LIMITED AR TTHEN AT NOHELL., THEN WHERE WS H auSINESS GONE 02 A glacier is said to move about | half an inch every 10 years. At that Tate, it has about the same velogity as the kick in near beer. ~—Now You Know— 7 Confusing. | A gentleman friend has waited pa-| | tiently for the “light of his Iife” to| | ° get ready to go to the ball and when | her mother went to the girl's boudior | 1o see what was the cause of the de-| lay she found the young lady in bed| sound asleep. She had dressed for the| dance but after looking at her gelf in | the mirror, made the mistake of | thinking she was ready for bed. —A True Lie— An Exhausted Supply One of the less important reasons | why the people of the United States should give to the fund for the relief of Chinese, is so that our supply of Chinese laundrymen will not become | exhausted. Some of them are any- way on Saturday nights. —Anyway, Is Right— ! | by LucyJeannePrice | New York, May 14.—For the first time since New York can remember | the details of-its life, the belongings \ot one of its sodially and; financially | prominent families are to be sold to {the tune of “Going, Going! Gone!” | None.less than the William K. Van- | derbilt furniture,. it is, which ‘is to go under the hammer. The mansion {on Fifth Avenue, which Mrs. Willliam is about to abandon for her new home in the renovated square on the East River, holds furnishings so mas- |sive that it has been deemed imprac- | ticeable to take . them to the new | home, and so one entire floor full of things is ‘to be disposed of at one | fell swoop. They belong lt;lh’ll. part lof the home which is a perfect repro- a | French chateau, and the furnishings say -Lhe other morning lh‘xt he had| “cleaned up a little last night.” ‘“e of tremendous. value. Wiio gt Cleancy | Henry Jason is a conservative, law- What’s the Difference. |-abiding, prudent, commuter who Robbers gained entrance to a house | ¢rosses from the Jersey side six times in Montreal by posing as gas inspect-|a week to his broking job in the ors. “As You Like It” wants to know | Wall street district. So conservative the difference. is Mr. Jason.that he carries hi's lunch Judging from the recent actions of [each day because he ‘likes to the local gas company, we would know what he is eating,” and prefers say thére is lots of djifference. the cooking of his-own. His catas- —_Good. for J. L— | trophe came on one of the carly days |of the new state prohibition enforce- Something To Worry About, !ment law. Just as he reached the Who will erect a monument over |sidewalk from the subwuy,_ at. his the grave of the man who invented regular hour of 8:55 a. m., a police- the alarm clock? wm’m spied the bulge of the bottle on ‘Wondering whether Germany | bils hip in which Mr. Jason carries his meant it, when she’ said she would | VV(mdex ing why the women are put-‘ Sttt etiadaa ittt ity ting up such a brave back to thei' MARKETS" * Scientific Faot, ! i) | Wine, Women and Song. ‘All that’s Teft is women and song and there are not many -people left who ecan sing. What’s a song with- out wine? —Whine— Clean-Un Weak, ‘This past week was designated as clean -up v.eek but as yet we h.xvent world these days. ‘Worrying whether or not your, radishes will go over ithe top. ‘ Is the cat washing her face right | : or left-handed? —Now Think— Making Up. 3 HIDES Cow hides, No. 1.. Bull hides, No. 1.. Not that we know anything about | Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b it, but mwany a woman has had a!Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. ..Be-6c .be-be +6c-Te .7c-8¢ 50c-60c ..52-83 But they usu- | Deacons, each .. Horse hides, large quarrel with her face. ally manage to make it up again. —It Would Seem So— ST POTATOES ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY TO Chicago, May 14—Potato receipts, PLAY U. OF WISCONSIN |50 cars. Madison, May 4.—Illinois univer- |2 Northern whites, sacked and bulk, sity baschall team was scheduled to|$1 to $1.10. New market steady. o against.the University of Wiscon-(ITexas triumphs, ~"$4.2577to $4.50. sin nine here this afternoon. Louigiana whites, $3.50. Because it is pure and nourlshmg——made in flavors to suit all tastes. When you want to enjoy something dif- ferent, be sure to ask for— LANGDON'S "' SANITARY ICE CREAM To appreciate the sanitary conditions under which our Ice Cream is manufactured, visit other plants then visit Langdon Mg, Cor GEE ;NOVVE GOY 'EM BV, 0ld market slightly ‘weaker. | A SR ’wmmxmu T b WA AN e L REL T R PR SATURDAY . EVENING. MAY M, 1921 NOL WANY luncheon refreshments. Up he siep ped with speed and tapped that bulg- ing spot none too gently with his stick. Breaking glass—and the out- isuppress such freedom all of his ca- pouring .of Mr. Jason’s pint. of certi- fied milk. “It wasn’t that I minded the loss of the milk to any degree’” said the law-abiding Mr. Jason after- ‘wards, “but I had to go way back to New Jersey to change my suit. It was quite ruined:’ ’ % Statistics have a fatal fascination for some people; especially statistics' ot foolish things in ‘huge quani|'ties. ‘Therefore an extra-enterprising com- puter has demonstrated that the French pastry baked each year in the kitchens of leading New York hotels would roof a building covering two and one-half city blocks. And to heul the toilet and laundry soaps used by five hotels would take a pro- cession of half-ton trucks almost three miles long. Truly they give the figures proving all that. It’s true. The Manhattan Opera House us going to he generous—United States government or no United States gov- ernment. . The people aré._to be be- friends along the line of opera if nothing else. The company first an- nounced that the public need pay no tax for the current production of “The Three Guardsmen;” the theater would pay it. . And all the nice pink tickets were:printed in words to that effect. But up spoke the United States government and sajd, “It can’t own' tax whether or no. the little tickets have all had to be re-printed; and where they once said, “T'wo dollars, No tax,” they now have and carried thelir plea to the trustees 1of the University.: The Writer's club is planting .a tree in Washington Square as a mem- |orial to Alan Seeger, the young Am- erican poet,. killed in action while |eerving with the Fordign Legion dur- ing*the -world: war. = Steger, wheo is iparticularly famous for lis poem a8 have a Reéndezvous with Death,” was the first American writer to be killed in the war, Dr. Percy Stickney Grant, bache- | lor rector of the Church of the As- | cension, has been one of the active— almost radical—supporters” of free speech in the country. So active in SOOLRING AR AN AND GEY BVZLY Wit L. Pct. Pittsburgh 789 & Brooklys 18 ol The new prices on Ford Cars, £. 0. b. Factory, are as New York 15 8 652 . ‘ C}fiv:aggr. 12 9 571 follows: I(B:!)stpn Ac {g }é 417 2k Philadelphia 18 andiy Ford Qhass1s TR s mmreensea (8360 be done.””. The people must pay their ;. “So mow | hen Rorced to s AL | evciands 16 b i Ford Sedan, 5 passenger, complete , o , Yashington 14 10 o with electrlc starter and demount-" - The Wi 's City b ew- n . 55 ed tl:e n:;;:l}z gai)})_:c\:fqn;;g }e({lm‘}it. I];Ie:v .thork ié . 55‘% able LIS E 007 T v gims, 0000 0 $795 \ t: to t 00! Columbia | Detroi 5 e A S Ao whien mofit | SE Lou 13 435 Ford 1-ton Truck, pneumatic tives. $545 tioned the faculty several months ago | Philadelp 12 429 Fordson Tractor ~..............$625 without avail. So the (City club has; Chicago .. 14 .300 . jjumped over the heads of the faculty Games Ycsterday AWY \ DONE Y 2 MY GODDS ARE ~HE CHEAPEST W | “OWN BN FARY AND MARK NouR &OODS DOWN | -0 ' PRE-WHR 7O QUIY \iEA\-\ Y NOURE T ONWNY ?ERSON W fact—and so radical—that hé has| received rebukes from his bishop. The other night he suffered from efforts to |, reer. For a 10-day baby was drop- ped on the rector’s doorstep. It seemed to be a baby with a grievance and there was no one in the bachelor, household to look after it but the rec- tor himself. So all night long, in bathrobe and slippers, he walked the flood while the ‘baby wailed. He was still walking when some of his par- ish came to his rescue in the mora- ing. The popularlty of the Ford Car is growing by leaps and hounds in every locality. - This fact is evident in this section and we presume that it is because there is no greater car value for the money. FRIDAY’S RESULTS National League w. Ford Roadster, 2 passenger. .. ...$395 Ford Touring, 5 passenger. . .....$440 Ford Coupelet, 3 passenger, com-. plete with electric starter and de- mountable rims .. ............$745 St. Louis Cincinnati, 5; Brooklyn, 4. Chicago, 4; Philadelphia, 2. St. Louis, 1; New York, 5. Pittsburgh-Boston, postponed; rain. American League Electric Starter ........$70. 00 Come in and satisfy yourself how easy it is to own a Ford Car. There’s a way to own one, let us light the Washington, 4; Cleveland, 2. New York, 6; Detroit, 4. Philadelphia, 5; St. Louis, 7. Boston, 16; Chicago, 8. = American Association W i Pet. Kansas City 7 650 way. Indianapolis 8 1600 Minneapolis 9 550 L Louisville 12 478 Toledo .. 12 478 St. Paul 13 458 Columbus 11 450 n c Milwaukee 13 350 L2 ] 7 Games Yesterday Toledo, 5; Milwaukee, 4. Culumbus, 1; Kansas Clty, 10. 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