Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, May 6, 1921, Page 8

ff t‘ i e T O I R T A e TWBTIIETHCMIRY’ LIMITED It Would Appear So From all appearances, certain in- dividuals in our fair city must have an idea that City Attorney Thayer Bailey was in the ordnance depart- meqt while in the service. And then again, from all appearances, those in- diyviduals must think that the ord- nance department is an ordinance de- partment. —Let the City Attorney Do It— Roll Your Own In the days of real sports when a fellow bet a good cigar and lost, he knew it wasn’t going to cost him over a nickel, He’s lucky now if he gets a good one for two-bits. And who ever heard of a fellow betting a good meal as a mere side-bet? —In Days of Old— Due Protection The city council has authorized the purchase of a check protector for the use of the city clerk, We suggesi that, in view of the number of ordi- nances passed and still hanging fire,! that it would have been a fairly wise step to have purchased a chest protec-! tor instead. —1In Time of Need— Facts and Near Facts THURSDAY'S RESULTS National League w. BENERT FROM TR' HOME NE) “THEY KIN'REPAN BY PAVIN' THER LL ‘Ore SLBSERIPTION MONEN ONCE ANEAR Pet, | Deacons, each ” AP-YOU TARE AN INTEREST IN TR AN WANT YD DO'US A FAUOR WHEN YA KN, JEST SAN AGDOD FER S WHERE 7 WL DO - Mos*mm»wm A NON-SLUBSCR\BER Love. “Dear Mame: What you asked me '} about did I love Charlie, well, dear, it's this way. I'm afraid if I don’t take him Tl be sorry, and if I do I'll re- gret it, because I can’t live without him any more than I expect. I'll be ] Be-6¢ | able to live with him. It's just so Be-be | exciting being miserable until I'mh hap- 6¢-7¢| py, that if T ain’t in love with him 1 7¢-8¢ | might as well find it out one way as 0c-60c | another, and so we're going to get MARKETS HIDES Cow hjides, No. 1 )| Bull hides, No. 1. Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. Calt_ skins, No. 1, 1b. ..$2-83 A tribe of wild women in the jun-| Pittshurgh .. gles of South America is said to be|Brooklyn ‘wearing their dresses so short that the| New York bottom of the hem is about half-way| Chicago between the ankles and the knees.|Cincinnaf Note: They Just think they’re wild, | Boston . It is said that in the year 14 B. P.|8t. Louis (before paint) that there was a, cer-| Philadelphia tain. woman who believed ' she was beautiful enough without using paints and powders. —Wasn’t She Funny?— For the Bow-Legged Mrs. Edna Hodges, prima donna in Jimmy Hodges’ musical comedy, says that short skirts and bowed legs make a poor combination. And it seems that she prefers the operation to have her legs straightened, for that is what she is haying dene. We might add that a man may still be g bit of an ass, but he doesn’t have to have his legs straightened so he can wear short skirts. —Give Him Credit for That— Discovered It has been discovered that the rea- son why taxes are so high in the United States is because there are so many foreigners coming here to es- cape paying their share of the war debt, that the United States wants them to feel at home. It is said that a poor excuse is better than none, and this is the best so far. —Are We All Foreigners?— A Way to Solve It | The city council is receiving many requests for sidewalks in portions of | the city which have never been pro-j vded with. this, convenient way of| wearing out®shoe leather, and the| councilmen fear that if they grant sidewall: construction for one portion . of the city, other portions will enter their requests. In view of this fact, we suggest that a number of portable sidewalks, about a block long, be con- structed and let each section use them in turn—say about a month at a stretch. —Better Than None— Happy After 20 Years “I must write and tell you I am get-| ting *along fine. For 20 years, that is, over half of my life, I have spent | in poor health and suffering from se- | vere gas in stomach and indigestion. Mayr’s Wonderful Remedy has en- tirely restored me. I also know of several others .who have taken it for the same trouble and are now well again.” It is a simple, harmless| preparation that removes the catar- rhal mucus from the intestinal tract and allays the inflammation whic causes practically all stomach, liver and intestinal ailments, including ap- pendicitis. One dose will convince or money refunded. At all druggists. —Advertisement. “YUM, YUM;” YOU'LL SAY WHEN YOU ORDER ANOTHER DISH OF -?i‘ncinnati, 11; Chicngo; s St. Louis, 3; Pittsburgh, 8. Others postponed. 3 American League Washington Detroit . New Yorl \Boston . Clevelan Philadélphia Chicago .. St. Louis Games Yesterday Chicago, 4; Cleveland, 0. Detroit, 9; St. Louis, 0. Others postponed. American Association Minneapolis Indianapolis Kansas City Louisville Milwaukee Toledo . St. Paul St. Paul, 16; Minneapolis, 4. Indignapolis, 12; Lduisville, 2, Toledo, 13; Columbus, 10. Milwaukee. 2; Kansas City, 6. Backfired. When _the clock struck 12" of the stairway and in g rather tone of voice said: “It doesn’t matter,” retorted fn the House.” The Distinctive New Patiern The deufx is dis- tinctive. The qual- ity is the best. The trade mark is the old reliable mark found on' all 1847 RogersBros.Silver- ware. Choose ~this as + the; pattern. around ; J which: you will accumu- late = your complete sil- ver service. other night father came to the head “Young man, is your ‘self-starter’ out | of_order tonight2!” young man, “as long as there's a crank .8§4 Horse hides, lurgo 647 7 POTATOES -500 | ““Chicago, ‘May:6.—Potato receipts, 421149 cars, UId market steady. North- -868 lern whites, sacked, 70c to 85c; bulk -308 170c to '80c. New market weake: -267 {Florida No, 1, $9; No. 2 $5 per bbl; Texas, $4.50 per cwt. “Thrifty Dame. I once belonged to a club of ladies who served supper oue night a “month Pet, | and ¢ach member. was to (urnlah some- 1o b556F to take bi .600! they contrib; 5001 any left), .429 § always: by frozen in therefore nest to impossible to take any. butter, for it was too. hard to cut nd simply. folied all over the table, so he always returned with all her but- ter.—Exch: & Woman. I ha\'e in ‘mind’ ter which she had 316 Alone. In. the Jungle. Mrs. Clementi, an English ‘woman who bas achieved a reputation as a ‘traveler and explorer ‘says: “To be alone even for a minute in the jungle: is alarming, ‘for such ‘s the profoun silence all around that one has.a tel rifying * sense “‘of ' beltig * inimically watched by unseen things.” of the st noises one of the most uncanny he howling of baboons. “When they close at hand, the whole air is alive with ithe din, so that' you can- not_tell from: which' direction it pro-: céeds. Every nerve b _your body tin- i gles, and thete is a curfous fascina- 'd” tion.in . great volume. of .sound.” loud ‘the married if I don’t change my mind, and if I do, the Lord have -mercy on my soul, Mame, because he’s an awful femon if he has got a job! So that's how it is, dearie, and they tell me it's just perfectly natural, like the measles. FOR RENT—Light wemfiswmm‘mue GUESTS AND TBLL UG, OR WHEN SOV ADDITIONAL WANT ADS SHEEP BARGAINS—21 young ewes, 150 lbs. each, heavy wool near Marsh Siding, $200 cash, worth $300. White, the sheep man, Cogs- well N. D., can supply sheep, goats, came in any amounts. See Rsoy 4t5-9 FOR RENT—Two ‘connecting rooms for light ‘housekeeping, furnished: or unfurnished. 710 America ave-|. 3t5-9 housékeeping rooms and lurnisheds rooms. - Close nue. N tly.round balls. It was | -—the car’ of many uses, the car:for the who]e family.. While elegance, refinement and comfort'are dominant features, the Sedan affords sturdy dependablhty on all roads in all weather ' The famous Ford engine provides more than sufficient power: for‘ every need: “ The ‘sturdy, rugged cofistruction of the whole chassis is a “I'll send .you an Invitation, and when you see.me walking down: the alsle with him, for the love of Mike, Mame; don’t giggle. This is too darned | | sérious for you to act like you feel like. MINNIE.” April Fool's Day. April Fool's day has long ‘been known as' the time to play jokes on’ 4 one’s neighbor.” Just how long the cus-’ tom has prevailed’is not known. Some’ say that it started back in the begin-' ning of time when l\onh sent the dove out of the nrl;before the flood had abated. 'The date of:this is supposed to correspond with our first ‘day of April. -And, inasmuch as’the bird went'| out ‘upon -an “ineffectual mission, 'the! custom ‘gradually ‘grew - of '‘sending one’s friends on bootless errands. New [dea in Jelly-Making. In the jelly-making process pntented by ‘M. O. Johnson;-fruit juice is: centrated by freezing out a pol ‘of its wal “and is then heated to a perature :high enough to coagulate zpen’fied matter, though not) high tigh to'f! ir the fi flay ‘After sepa- " rauan of Colgulated Tmttels uice is' stellized by, le g to a.tempera- ture below that l\iycfl for.coagula- tion, flwn j(amfl aw tér sugar has been Sughr ‘added before doaguln- y give bener.-claflflcnlton —mu fi' two uble“t like candy. * relieves Heartburn,Bloated g:a’ 5 h”fiepu%? By wuhmt;‘fri : sourinj g, mhonel caused hy $795 f. o. b. DETROIT SEDAN BBt AV A L ” .FRIDAY.EVENING, MAY. 6, 1921 mm\mumfi w&vsggmmofimm INSYEAD OF SENDING THEN ' SOMe LIL SHOP WHIGH S JEST MAKE MONEN FER WSELF GOOD OLE HOME TOWN © \( DESERVES ‘T4 SITUATION WANTED — Reliable man would like work caring for. gardens -and lawns for summer. Handy man’ around house. “Ad- dress Box 441. Bemidji: 2t5-7 Don’t Hide Them With ‘a Veil; Re- Move Them With:-Othine— Double Stmni This- preparation for the removal of freckles is usually so: successful in removing freckles and giving:a clear, beautiful contplexion that it is =old under cuarantee to' refund _the money if it fails. Don’t hide your freckles under a veil; get.an _ounce .of Oflune and remove them. Even the first few applications shonld show a wonderful improvement, some' .of ine .xghter freckles vanishing entirely. Be' sure to the . druggist- Zor the double smngt.h Othine; it is this thntt is sold on t.he Jngney back guar- antee. | Ifndmdenta. That extra discount of whlch notice was zxven last week does not apply to April gas bills payable this month, but begins with. May. gas bills payable on or before June 10th. The discount given on Gas Ranges applies Right Now, ' and will continue until present stock is closed oult. 20 per cent:on Acorn Ranges—10 per cention Clark- Jewell Ranges—xricludmg‘ installation’ when service is in the house and Puymeph Made Eny: Will give & further discount of 5 per cent for cash. down. | Water Heaters—How are you planning to iget:your-hot water this summer. ‘A Tank Heater or automatic is “mighty convenient. “We are figuring on'a number. of extensions and would « like to hear from anyone wxshmg to use gas, ‘who is not | now on our. mams. Gag'is here to stay, and you need nob be uftaifi to pnt lt in your house,’and rates will be lowered as rapld]y as /. cost will permit, BEMIDJI X 2 S8 - GAS Co. PHONE 76 surety of year—m and year-out endurance and economy. t* this ‘service in ‘the car itself by keepmg your Sedan in good:cendition: ‘We sell Genuine Ford Parts and our-fully eqmpped Yepair sho handles repmrs promptly and well., Let us come ‘and demonstrate, : 2k C W Jewet We will round SILVERWARE Step in next time you are downtown and ask to be shown_ our. line of ware suitable for Gifts for Graduation and June Brides. ICE CREAM . .. SUPREME JIT IS MCRE THAN A i PALATE TICKLER— E. A. BARKER IT IS TRULY ONE OF e ER THE BEST FOODS WE THIRD STREET HAVE. s : | Ordet From Yo Dealer Co., Inc.