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G rHE BEMIDJI DAILY PIONEER =™ TUESDAY EVENING, MAY 3, 1031 %y'm Nuq-'«i Union NOW F SOME OF HOW CHEAP ~THEY LOOK “TRNING © SUEAK A'CAMOLFLAGED AD N AS A VNEWS \YEM" O SAVE A FEW CENTS, Attention! Pezgy Hopkins Joyce = belng sued i -~ il ALL WOULD B QLIET A\D‘-\Ge""vr\fi FOLKS ARE MOST BUSTED OF TH HARIY OR COMING 1K AFTER A €ORN OF T PADER, N PANING FER 1T WNTH WHY DONY NOU JOIN OUR "SEND W PAPER O A RRIEND" CLUB?Z NOU'LL SURE BE 1N WITH A GOOD BUNEH AND THEN SEEM O ENION PANIN! THE\R DUES BVRY NEAR THE ‘TWENTIETH CENTURY’ LIMITED HOME TOWN \ (W' EDIYOR ALL WIS LIFE AND THEN HAD A SWELL PIECE \W tH' PADPER WHEN WE DIED~ EDITORS MUSY HANE FRONY SENTS 1N HEBVEN, THENRE <0 by her third millionaire hubby for a | divorce and she says that her ha band made her extravagant by things than his wife. Judging fro that we suggest that it is easy to talk too much during courtship. And thenagain courtship quiteoften re- sults in court waiting for the *ship to come in.” Evidently, Peggy Joyce's husband, —And Alimony in Divorce— Popular Definitions. A counter-irritant niight be call- a woman who makes a dry .goods clerk show her everything on' the shelves and then buys a yard of mus- | lin. An optimist might be called a man who keeps up his dues in the bar-| tenders’ union. A romantic young thing might be called a girl who keeps two pillows ! on her bed—one to sleep on and one | to hug. | according to he:! opinion, has put the mar in marriage. ; NewYo ors and has applied it with. remark- able results, Two designs are paint- ed on the same canyas, each in colors which may be eliminated by light of the other «colors. Both designs are visible under ordinary white or mix- ed light and appear as a confused mass of lines and color. Under the more,” sighed the artist, “My wife che break them ove my head.” ¥ One of the most wonderful people in all New York, tq me, is Agnes Stafford. When she was five years old, she was stricken blind and has been completely so ever since. And i M| Wi/ A% 83 Mrs. Elmer Swanson returned last night from Minneapolis where she pected to talk at the meeting, could not be present owing to illness, but an iwmpromptu program was given, and general farm topics and land, clearing discussed, which were.in- teresting and iinstructive.. A big din- ner was served to the guests at noon. BIRTHDAY PARTY QUARITABLE FOR " SALE—Dodge - touring ' car, —Popularly Defined— proper colored light, however, the (what do you sweppose she does? -She|spemt -about two weeks visiting | colors of one become invisible and |weaves! P i £ri 2 good . ‘mechanical condition for ~ Oh.ToBea Toad! | New York, May 3—Edward. Rochie | those of the other take on new shades mostumlg::t:flgio? flzfi:;:;?in;iom? prends. Mrs. Frank North of Mill Park en-| Qquick sale, $500 cash. Inquire C. 1t is said that there are toads | Hardy, 12-year-old prodigy of Co-|and appear vividly. Madame Pav-|Never picks the g colors for her | ENGLISH LUTHERAN LADIES tertained a number of her friends at| W. Jewett. Co., Bemfdji, Minn. in India that eagerly swallow bits|jymbia University, is the happiest|lowa danced, in consequernce, the oth- |weavings which she shades from the her home yesterday- afternoon, the| Telephone 970. 3t6-5 of red-rot charcoal with no apparent |boy in the freshman class. - All be-|er evening, in the room of & palace|most delicate of pastel tints to the| MEET TOMORROW AFTERNOON | occasion being her birth anniversary. | o p—p e e o Those present were Mesdames. John discomfort. But who wants to be | cause he is still sore in every muscle|and then in a garden outside without |deepest. She ks_that The monthly meetin, the. La- a toad? e ot Toigh troaiment he_got o |ever & 8064 Dolng shied: Juat-an 1< | remersber S tgi&ir;hcm:?: Y | dionr A1 ot tioe Bmglish o angelical | Thompson, A. Thompson, Ole Olson, | Dished or unfurnished. Phone —In India— fow davs ago." Youns Hardy defied |stantaneous change of lights. The |the infancy and constructs her “mind- Lutheran church will be held Wed- | Harvey Jonson, A. Nikle, L. Karl: ol G ylaeavanye SOyt . A Catty Sabiect the sophomore fule against freshmen |idea has been snapped .up by Hugo|sight’ of the countless hues from that ;nesday afternoon in the parsonage, etad, C. Wayman, Julls Hagen and ! tty Subj Weariag neckties that were not either | Riosenteld of the Rivoli, Rialto and|memory; but she. dsn't even certain 1300 Beltrami avenue. Rev. Frenk Miss M. Glme. , WANTED—Shoemaker. First. class, A violent antipathy to cats is call- ed “ailurophobia”, and its victims are “ailurophcbes.” And still you | sometimes hear a woman spoken of | as a cat. We suggest that there's a chance for the Society for Prevention | of Cruelty to Animals to step in. —Don’t Be a Cat— One ence. | “As You Liké Tt'* says man may black or green. A clasy riot was the |result, in whiich the sophomores tri- umphed over 'the first year boys to the extent of kidnapping the prodigy and bearingl him away for discipline. He was blindfolded, thrown into a taxi, and locked up in a safe deposit vault over night—Oh! all the thrills dear td a freshman’s heart were his! And his happy gwein hasn’'t faded He’s now “one of the boys.” Criterion theaters: and will be de- veloped there by de Lipsky in all its possibilities; It's difficult to get over the idea of letting. men bear the burden of ex- pense, isn’t it? Women have.been rather swanky about the fact that they could take men into their wo- merll"r clubs for lunch and.the men couldn’ of that. She just ‘fecls’ 'them, and if anyone ever suggest8 a combination that isn’t good, she know: it. Last year, the Metropolitan Museum of Art adjudged two specimens of her weaving the best submitted in a large textile exhibifion in their respective classes. She was the only blind ex- hibitor. will continue his talk on “India.”’ BAPTIST, AID WILL MEET WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON | Thare will: be a epecial meeting lof the Ladies’ Alid of the Baptist cnurch Weznesday afternoomgnt the Home of Mrs. M. E. Hinkley, 701 Am- erica avenue. - The afternoon will be spent in sewing for home missions GIRL USHERS POPULAR By United Press) Buffalo, N. Y., May 3.—Pretty girls have permanently displaced men as ushers in theaters throughout the eastern -part of the United : States. Theater managers say that the lady ushers are efficient and courtegus, while the men are inferior in cour- tesy and diplomacy. 8 at once. . Married man preferred. Good payl for good workman, Be- midji Shoe Store. 5t5-7 FOR RENT—Furnished rooms, suit- able for-light housekeeping. Phona 6747 - 2t6-4 FOR SALE—Overland < Model 90, touring car, A1l condition. In- since! " g be a bit of an gss, but at that he Apg he was afraid he never would be. 't pay for it. :Club rules didn’t 4 ) £ . docsn't have to take his hair down |Fiku yourh and the publicity given his 2LIc¥ abyone hut memhers to siax {and it in desired that there be & large| Managéls state that the girls can| quire at Barnell's Paint Shop. before he goes to sleep. ' remarkable mental achievement the ms:h ““"; :&pflnt Y 'i:fi':: any other emergency. A word of ad- Stbe0) —Kwite Rito— would be too much to live down, he | tha Hovelay of It that appesled. 1o MARKETS DAUGHTERS OF REBEKAK monition from a_girl will generally| : y At Sea. felt dispairingly sure. —Sall 'ifi"' how Woman's National ciub to be MEET TOMORROW NIGHT | bring instant.action. When a_young WANTED—Dining room girl at o declared, in un-prodigy-like BOg- | orocied hore ahortly has taken def- man usher makes a request it is a | _Vioker's hotel. o3 Polar bears, it ig sald, never suf- fer from sea-sickness because they - . “I'm strong for this rough stuff.” nite steps to overcome. that aituation HIDES The Daughters of Rebekah will hold their regular meeting Wednes- different story. THE PHELPS AGEUCY- will be lo- spend so much time in floating bloclu@ whereby ‘“the woman pays.” “Ex- = et at"8 oclock at the L. O : of ice that they have become immune | ] o . clusiveness 1s all very well,” they ex- [ Cow hides, No. 1. . . y_migh ] 0 | cdted at 106 Third street, after. to this malady. All other animals m‘:l;ifl ?:“:’:kfg; 13‘;:‘; aumllll;\llete‘t:do plained, “but we're going to have a'! Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. ..3c-4c|0. F. h‘;iaall.ed'rheéeflxts ;‘fi?r:;ufh:: COLUNBIA % May 4th. - , i ki : guest membership for men. Other- | Kipp hides, No. 1, Ib. 4c-5¢ |be initiated an b i GRAPHOPHONE : are more or less subject to mal de| hearty and' 105 years old. So says Calf skins, No. 1, Ib.. . all members be present. After the . Cat 1; htly suscep- | AY8 | vice women who inivite men here will | e y || - COMPANY : tible E:ct::‘:s‘; ?;n);;tlli::es ot . | James Murray, gate keeper at TFil- |y, to sign the dinner checks and Deacous, each . 50c-60c | business session the members will ad Y SELECTS PIONEER | poR SALE Ok TRADE—80 acres of s A ity Cemetery. For 60 years he has b | Horse hides, large .$2-33 | journ to the restaurant for lunch. good land, artiall ;. The tiger is supposed to suffer more |4 the job, and has rather got in latg on pl{et'h:;n. lWe will "‘:L:' h b - The Columbia Graphophone coin ey locatgd P ity Y"WW 3 severely with seasickness than any { active membership to women, Dbu . / - , N 4 Jther animal, the habit of it o it has nover ocoured | here must e come sort of check- ECKLES FARMERS' CLUB pany of New York has selected || school. Price ight it 60l quisk. If that's the case, then the .man | dn; 05 o paying membersiip for men.” POTATOES HAS INSTRUCTIVE MEETING The . Pioneer as its official adver- ‘Will consider part Jn trade or cash Who 'was sea-sick and had nothing on | ""ed for 01¢ 28°- 2 SRR Chi e 32 Potal T esiames 7. C. Mo || 45N medium _in-this_section. and time. on balance. . Py 0. hox icago, my 3.—Potato re-| Mesers. an ames J. C. ) Complete ‘lists of the company's 793 or 208 Second street, C. M. his nach but his hands, knows| how to sympathize. We suggest that it might be a; good idea for a man to get a block of ice and float around on it for a few weeks before going to sea. —Or Be a Polar Bear— “Bite-bars” are the latest. They are just quick-lunch counters, but because so many of them are trans- |formed bars, New York has given them the more reminjiscent name. It likes the sound of it better. . What's the Use? Scene shifting by means of light ingtead) of husky shoulders is soon to | There must be something particu- larly anfioying about. having one's own property used in attacks upon cne. A renting comapany tried the Gther day to get possession of 200 | pleces of porcelaic valued at $2000 | to’ saffisty a'judgment against Mrs. Claudig Windsor Tartoue, who ig &~ ing and being sued by her husband, | ceipts, 54 cars. - Old market weak. Northern whites, sacked and-bulk, 70c to 85¢. New Florida No. 1, $8.25 per barrel; Triumphs, $4 to $4.50 per cwt. Ghee and H. E. Bowers attended the meeting of the Eckles Farmers’ club Saturday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. !attendance. The speaker who had ex- Barney Gibney, and report a large new records will appear on the twentieth jof 'each :10nth for the records of the month following. Johnston, Bemidji, Minni 5t6-7 ‘THE PIONEER WANT "ADS BRING RESULTS " - Everybody agrees that lower! fie“;]f:}, “,;‘; wmid hz much better— | bo the fashion, in at least three New | Pierre ‘Tartowe, for divorce. ‘“My L e that is, everybody except the rail-|York theaters. Nicolas de Lipsky, | wife never ovned those porcelain sets, | | Russian artist, has taken the long- They were mihe,’ said Mr. Tartoue: ways and they happen to own the darn things. Undoubtedly all this dias n about the rates will- end up in another boost in the tariff.! since it is said that the capltallsls‘ | I get all the good things in liie. ——Hence the Desire— MONDAY’S RESULTS National League Games Yesterday Washington 1; Philadelphia 6. New York 1; Boston. 2. St. Louis 7; Detroit 6. Others not scheduled. American Association i ikapolis }; l;f)%i fqtumrgent of tl‘;is camerahall of wlxit]:h is thg i i atiy Wingfoot Garden H Fra > ) * atest design and thé very highest quality, suc i is is why Wingfoo rden Hose lasts longer. : o e ) upis as.the Optimo Shutter with speeds adjustable | ia the sharp kinks that crack your hose, the same as a of cutting your Ifwn' Kansas City . ... 6 .500 from one second to 1-300 of a second and fast stone bruise damages your auto tire. 2 Call—57—and 0l deli - » Toledo . . ..... 8 467 high grade Anastigmat lens, || Wingfoot Hose is so made that it cannot kink. all—57—and we will deliver one-to your door, with g itwatkes . - T i rade ; X : i Gofidyear Wingfoo: Hc;)s: is tmia’de b%hweaving a ;:ott%n a guarantee of satisfaction. L stk i St Paul .+ wernrnon 10 933 jacket over a stout rubber tube. en coats of rub- % : < 7 f o rday Pictures 314x5Y; inches ber and jackets of cotton. The various jackets-are Grass Catchers .. $1.50 and 3100 y \ gty woven with a special open stitch—not too closely knit. Grass Shears 88c Minneapolis 7; St. Paul 2. Louisville 15; Indfanapolis 3. Others postponed. known fact that light of certain coi- ors will wipe cut certziin oth: |*“What @b you' mea: ‘they were'?” ol ple to use—that’s the Kodak Range Finder that finds the exact focus instantly—a distinetive feature of the No. 3A Special Kodak. This refinement is in keeping with the other income. even during the highest price period. So when the Hose is cured the rubber, in the various layers, flows through the open stitch and welds it into u a greater ‘“net profit” Our Lawn Mowers have large wheels, are ball- bearing and ‘run easy. Don’t make hard work out DAIRYING MORE PROFITABLE The Dairy Cow is theptrong‘est factor in farm readjustment. Butter an Cheap Grains and Cheap Feeds give yo d Milk Products give you a steady cash than was obtained before the war, or Ww. Pct. . ) ¢ b Pitteburgh . .13 3 8131 To get the most profits from your Cows, you should have a DeLaval Cream Separator—IT WILL PAY FOR I g‘;fik\l‘u m: 5 .1§ g "223. IN-A SHORT: TIME. YOU are payix;g for one in Dairy Butterfat losses if you are using out-of-date Cream Sep- IR RatLL 710 412) arating devices, or an old worn out Separator. : g s 5 on . .6 11 363 People who are buying NOW are finding that the saving in Butterfat pays for the DeLaval im as shiort a time as Chicago . T under so-called “normal conditions.” s : G 3 Pl;i‘lals,‘el;;hm a4 10 386! A trial will ‘convince you,there IS a difference and we are ready to put one in your home on a trial proposition. Games Yesterday You are under no obligation—if satisfactory you can get 5% discount for cash, or pay for it' on-monthly pay- i X | ments. gxtt'sburg, ‘1\}.,3“\5“1?’ g- 1 No. 12 DeLaval, 500-1b p 5 ncton, 1; ork, 8. 3 eLava -1b capaci ; Others not scheduled. No. 15 DeLaval, 750-1b capneit;y ! American Léague | : (Less 5% for Cash) § w. L. Pet. 5 f Cleveland .. ...... 6 7 462 y ; Washington . .19] 6 .625 LAWN MOWERS - Detroit . . .. . 8 .467 P 2 ¥ ¥ NewYory 116 1 46 NO. 3A AUTOGRAPHIG KODAK SPEGIAL : : Boston . . .. 6 5 .54 g £ i $iH Have you Sselected that sc.i Louls . . . g :7; ;gg - : p Chi wii & . . . . . . s PHi'l:aagg‘Jphia UUs 9 36T Scientifically accurate i n operation, yet sim- Lawn Mower yet? THIS TIME LAST YEAR PRICE—$74.00 a solid unit, - Russell, Red Sox, held Yanks to " & Wingfoot Hose (guaranteed), per foot .20c ; B Rt orie & sovateh, Fabric Hose, 50-foot length, per foot 18¢ Light Hog Wire Brooklyn beats Becston 2 to 1 in Hose Reels oo il $1.75-and $8.00 5 1]5:‘ i[mi;nf:, m:kmg_vfis ;rmings of EARLE A. BARKER Nozzles . 75c and $1.00 Heavy Hog Wire .. mn ree successive mes. % 1 D ctoolt. beat - Cleveland, winning| THIRD STREET . Sprinklers $1.25 and $2.25 i the first game of the season. | Chicago won the season’s first Phone 34 for the Correct Time double header from the Reds. Philadelphia hit Nehf for 21 bin- igles, beat the Giants and went into first place., first inning off ‘the A'thletics. Swinien e,