Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 29, 1921, Page 8

T T IV T NIV T YT THI ; < ‘ i CENTURY I AARMLIINSRGAISSRQMARSALASARLRSALAS. Not So Funny Now For two lads the humor of the fol- lowing “note” to the Pioneer has | without a doubt lost all value, but it | appears that it was mailed before | the boys were arrested. This was re- f ceived just at press time Thursday, Pearlng a postmark of the day be- ore: | | Bemidji, Minnesota. April 27, 1921. Pioneer Publishing Co. Dear Sirs: As stated in your excellent paper, we, *“the young gentlemen burglers of Bemidji” will be so kind as to give an account of our activities and earn- ings which is about fifteen places en- tered and $292.00 as the fruits of 83 our labor and risk. L Qports THURSDAY’S RESULTS National League w. ten and partly printed, with green ink but no names were signed. It appears to us that they might just as well have signed their names. —We Know Them Now-— Whose Bean. A woman recently sued a merchant | for $5,000 for injuries received when | she slipped and fell on a bean in front of his store. There was, however, |Pittsburgh . nothing to prove that the bean he- | Chicago . longed to the merchant. We've heard | Brooklyn of falling on “your bean’ but we New York . ‘wonder how you would go about it to Boston . fall on a bean such as a merchant Cincinnati Pet. .636 .600 .500 .429 .429 Haoanoas ® 300003 oot might handle. We mean the kind,Philadelphia .364 they keep for sale, not for remt. | St. Louis ... ; I —A Beaner— l Games Yesterday Reverse English. Bvoston, 6; Philadelphia, 11. London, April 23. (Windermore| Mo York, 1; Brooklyn, 2. cable).—The two express trains *“cap-| “i(;]incinnfl!i-SL ital and labor,” which were just about to dash into collision a week | Others not scheduled. ago, are still approaching each other on the same rails. They are, how- Louis, postponed; American League cver, a mile instead of-a few yards | w. L. Pet. apart. “%Ieveland 10 4 J714 —Getting Closer Apart— | Washington -9 4 .69 Vg. = N_ New York . 6 6 5 Therein Lies the Peril. | St. Louis 5 6 455 Although there are a lot.of people | Boston . 5 5 500 who Gwn't sing and fully realize the!Detroit . -4 7 364 fact, there are also a lot of pecple, Chicago 3 5 .375 who can't sing and can’t realize it.|Philadelphia 3 8 273 The latter are said to be the most Ga esterday “‘"5‘”0‘"'5‘ Detroit, 5; Cleveland, 18. —Make the Dogs Jealous— Washington, 5; New York, 9. Can't Do Both Philadelphia, 2; Boston, 6. St.Louis-Chicago, postponed; wet ‘We heard of a salesman trying to grounds. dispose of a second-hand Ford to a man in the ministry. - Now if the man in the ministry, wants to stay American Association ..462 300 .400 .3382 Toledo .. Milwaukee .. Columbus 2 St. Paul .. -4 Games Yesterday Milwaukee, 2; Minneapolis, 3 Kansas City, 8; St. Paul, 1. Louisville, 7; Toledo, 8. Indianapolis-Columbus,i postponed by agreement. istry. And then again how cana man in the ministry operate anything but a second-hand car? —DMost of Them Don’t— Taking No Chances. Dear Twentieth Century: I you ‘were to face trial which would you prefer, a jury composed entirely of women or one composed entirely of men? in the ministry, we suggest that he w. Pet. refuse to buy said car. It would al-| Minneapolis - 6 -857 most seem impossible for a man to|Indianapolis . 6 .600 operate a second-hand car of almost|Kansas City .5 556 any make and still stay in the min-| Louisville K .538 6 .4 4 XS R TID —Un. Decided. Without giving much deep thought | o AL Y S HOLM BXPLAINS CHANGES 1" IN RECISTERING AUTOS We have not yet lost faith in our (Continued from Page. 1) “MAY TRAMP PRINTER TUAT TH' BOSS WIRED HAS BEEN MIXIN' THINGS LP AGAIN. HES GOY H' LWERY BARN FIRE ALL MXED LP WITH AN OBITUARY “TiLL. \Y READS SOMETHING AWFULY JEST LISSENw~ .Itime, consists of George Andre, Gas- -~ fHE BEMIDJI BAILY PIONEER ' ATHLETES ARE READY TO | | | | By Henry L. Farrell, | (Urited Press Staff Correspondent) | Philadelphia, April |than 3,000 young athletes were in | ting ready for the greatest carnival in the history of the Penn relays on .769 Franklin field, this afternoon and to- MOITow. | Three hundred schools and one | hundred) and eleven colleges have | color bearers here to represent them in the relay race and special track and field events on, the card. | As a special attraction, France | was to make her bcw as a candidate for relay honors. i The French team, here for the first | ton Fery, Maurice Mercery and Mau- irice Devaux, who will run in the |mile relay; Ali-Khan, the sprinter, !and DeNys, the distance runner. | Another team making its debut in the carnival was the United States |Naval Academy squad. Among the big universities entered re Yale, Harvard, Naqy, Penn, Cor- {nell, Princeton, Columbia and Penn State from the east. | Middie-western and western com- | petition promises to be better than |ever ,with entries from Ohio State, | Illinois, Wisconsin, Chicago, Wash- ington State, Stanford, Redlands, |Cal:fornia and Southern California. INDIANA HA_S FLOOD OF | FEDERAL JOB SEEKERS | (By United Press) | Indianapolis, Ind., April 29.—The |avalanche of.job seekers at the fed- | eral building here has started with !the change in“internal revenue col- lectors expected to take place soon. | William L. Elder, democrat, is to be |succeeded by M. Bert Thurman, re- | publican of New Albany. | Not-a day passes without a flock nue office asking about positions, sal- |aries and ,whether certain jobs will | come under civil service regulations. I’l‘he salary question is always upper- |most in the minds cf the prespective | appointees: 'The attitude shown by | many is that they consider a federal | government job as one of getting |one’s name on the payroll and call- | ing-around pay day for the checks. | A blackemith who had not finished START IN PENN GAMES 29.—More |and around Quakertown today, get- | of men calling at the internal reve-; ‘W\\.LIAM SOUSE PASSED AWAY LASY NIGHT FROM DRINKING WOOD ALCOHOL - “THE o0 ENESORE WAS A DETRIMENT YO “THE TOWN AND NO ATTEMPY WAS MADE O SAVE “HE OLD WRECK ~ THE LOSS WAS FLLLY COVERED BY INSURANCE ! OH, MAMAY OH, BABY! OW, HECTOR' WE'D ALL DIE| ~(W' DEATM OF A DOG\F THAT \ EVER SAW PRINY but about 23 of the office force are now under civil service. GRANT VALLEY FARMERS HOLD INTERESTING MEET A very enthusiastic meeting was held by the Grant Valley Farmers’ club April 24 at the home of Mr. and Mrs. George Becker. meeting Mr. Pflughoeft, leader in the boys and girls club work gave a very interesting talk on bhoys and girls club work. A committee was appointed to call could be done for the bétterment of the Toads in our community. for state and county fair bocths were distributed by C. F. Schroeder. crowd by the hostess, Mrs. Becker. The next meeting will be held at Schroeder, May 29th. ST. PAUL BRICK LAYERS AND MASONS AGREE TO CUT (By United Press) St. Paul, -April 29.—Union brick layers and masons today notified con- ! tractors they would accept a dollar a day reduction in wages, Monday. The reduction is from $10 a day to $9. It was announced that if living costs are further reduecd further re- duction of wages will be contemplat- ed. PEGGY JOYCE FIGHTS HER THIRD MILLIONAIRE HUBBY (By United Press) Chicago, April 29.—Peggy. Hop- kins Joyce was in Chicago today to fight her millionaire hugband and save $750,000 worth of jewels e gave her. Peggy, beautiful actress and “toast of two continents,” i being sued by her . third. millionaire . ,husband, J. Stanley Joyce, for annulment of the marriage . : -1 supped out.of New York to hide from detectives and ¥éporters. who were hounding me,” said Peggy. “My husband claims that I am extrava- gant—well, he made me that way. He showered me with gifts and told me that no girl could have nicer things than his wife.” Joyce, in his annulment bill, charges Peggy with indiscretion with sion chiefs who draw salaries rang- || ing from $2,000 to $2,500 a year. All | During the! work and 10 signed to take up the| on the County Surveyor to see what | Seeds | Dinner was served to a very large the home of Mr. and Mys. W. G. | effective | VLU SHOW HIN THAY HIDES Cow hides, No. 1.. . Bull hides, No. 1, 1 Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b i Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. { Deacons, each ..... ' Horse hides, large. POTATOES Chicago, April 29.—Potato" re: ceipts, 52 cars. Old market steady. | Northern whites, sacked and bulk, |90¢ to $1.05. New. market steady. Florida, No. 1, $8; No. 2, $5 to $5.25 iper bbl. Texas Triumphs, sacked, $5 | per awt. |~ A . -4c-5c .3c-4c . 4c-5¢ .6c-8¢ .50¢-60c | ..§2-83 Always Possible to Go Wrong. Every great truth which inspires us, has a reverse side which warns us. It is well to keep before our minds the possibilities of right development, but we must nof forget that we can develop in either direction.—Ex- change. \ | { ! i | | | | | | 8 “YUM, YUM,” | YOU'LL SAY WHEN .YOU ORDER AN- OTHER DISH OF i THIT BARD THINKS BECAUSE WE'S WORKED ALL OVER,THAT HE S'LL LEARN HIM, GOLOURN HIM! OPPORTUNITY_WEEK EACH DAY THIS. WEEK THE WAY IS PAVED FOR YOU SUIT, DRESS, HAT, AT A REALSAVING ~:— —i— —im —i= —MONDAY— DRESSES Georgettes—former selling prices up to $49.00, at— $24.75 jCoats in the newest Spring 1 Chocolate Brown and Rooky 4 —all Silk Lined at— TO BUY A COAT, SKIRT OR WAIST — SATURDAY— COATS A wonderful collection of Polo, Tweed and Velour colors, Light and Dark Tans, $9.95 $14.75 $19.75 W;tch Our Window Display , —TUESDAY— WAISTS " Our $7.95 Waists we will gell notables in this country, France and England. “He is just selfish, that's I all,” said Peggy. fellowmen. Just imagine how badly, a short-skirted jury would scare an| | | things, the name of the motor vehicle, | the grade.schools called at the office | year manufactured, year and number, i, jearn whether he would care to ICE inrccent man! —Just Imagine— R | of model, engine and car number, | type of body, list price at the factory, | weight of the motor vehicle in pounds, HIGH SCHOOL ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION STATEMENT |its rated load carrying capacity or | seating capacity, and the number of cylinders. Car owners will save time if all of these facts are ascertained before anyone is asked to make out the application. Applications should not be made except on the regular form. The application, this year, should be in by May 15. “Applicants who already have cer- tificates of title are required to send their copies with their applications. Those who have not, must have affi- davits of one neighbor on each ap- (Continued From Page 1) frem necessity been estimated only, since the fire which destroyed the high school also destroyed a number of the records. In spite of this fact, the tement has been prepared as! accurately as possible and the esti-| maticns have been pro-rated. The statement as submitted by Coach Smith is as follows: Net ints. Scheol Board,noegte.m]tgzo Faribault game at Minne: $200.00 | | take a place as field inspector. The | salary interested him and the,title of | “ingpector” interested him, but he lost interest when he was informed that the job frequently would en- tail the examination of books of |banks and other large corporations | to see whether.the proper income tax returns had been made. Many of the aspirants are to be dis- appointed at the pie counter because there are fewer than 100 places to Ibe filled. Of these about 57 are field men drawing salaries of $1,500 to $1,800 a year. There are ten divi- | WILL PAY BACHELOR TAX IF, SPINSTERS ARE TAXED / (By United Press) Great Falls, Montana, April 29.— “Spinsters are responsible for my not being married. They refused my wooing in the past,” said William At- zinger,-35, refusing to pay the $3 tax on bachelors. “Tax spinsters of the same age and I will pay,” he de- clared. CREAM SUPREME IT IS MORE THAN A PALATE TICKLER— IT IS TRULY ONE OF il THE BEST FOODS WE HAVE. Order From Your Dealer ] — WEDNESDAY— SKIRTS " All wool Serge Skirts, Navy polis plication who has examined the num- ? . 8t. Cloud game bers on the motor vehicle and who Blues, regular selling price, prnceml; 2 111.00 will swear that the statements in the Crookston game, net proceeds 33.69 application are true. $6'50: at “All certified checks, bank drafts, Bagley game, net proceeds.. 30.84 i Crosby-Ironton, net proceeds 7.5z |2nd many orders should be made pay- Cass Lake, net proceeds. . ... 21.37|able to Mike Holm, secretary of Play, net proceeds ........ 17240 [State, and should be sent together / with the application to him. It is $882.76 |yery important and attached to the 4 Expenses. — application for which it is to pay. Ap- o Kelly-Duluth €5, . .% 00 ... $ 55.00 {'}twams willlbefxallen a lieceipt upon g i Minnesota Sporting Goods Co. 29.00 | the approval o: e application an ey s Equipment purchased 1920- the payment of the fee, and will be THURSDAY 21 195.78 | allowed to operate their motor vehi- ‘ it (ap- cles upon the 1918-20 license plates HATS e ) 40.00 {until the new plate can be issued. In > t (approx.) . 20.00 |anticipation of the great rush of ap- oAl 4 ¥ S, $!nc[r mvelr."tleficu (approx.) 12.00 | plications at the time of the annual Every Hat in our show-window at a irginia, deficit (approx)... 75.00 |re-registration, the -law gives the li G 2 A B 5 2 . Chisholm, deficit (approx).. 83.10secretary of -state three n?onths in L= -5t s S X remarkable reduction— ’]r:);;;: ?wulunna deficit (ap- aEdh }vhichhto issue_the plates. Every ef- 2 > % 3 Watch Our Wind: Di ypla WHOX.) « < v o venvauueiies | ‘ort, howeve: ill - b de t: : A 5 ; § K atcl r. Win i RLIAE and onis (Saatndl) Aoy thece out as snon.&s.possible. - oW Renting Falls Far Short of the Happiness and Satisfaction that Comes With tow_Display -------------- 3 “The rate for automobiles, .trucks, g{“{‘“}i{f‘d :\Ltl gmi'ggl.dggfcl‘c:t. :g;z ;ractors, trailers and semi-trailers is Ow iNG YOUR OWN HOME 03 ¢ g .. - per cent of the list price-at the fac- AR s ; 7 lsfixitffnzflfiz;:nfli:r‘fl({’:f"x-‘ fi‘:? tori lwith a $12 minimum: for auto- LUMBER PRICES ARE NOW NO BAR —FRIDAY— o LSeE e 4 mobiles weighing less than 2,000 ; 5 : v B E i s Trip to Minneapolis: Oratori- 1 P . 3 P pounds and.a $15 -minimum for au- TO THE REALIZATIONS-OF YOUR DREAM OF A COZY HOME g cal Somient, Mise Youne o o6 tomobiles weighing more than 2,000 : o CHILDREN’S DRESSES = e -°" |pounds and for trucks under '2-ton ! 3 $882.70 | CATTYing capacity. For trucks whose|§ Come and talk over Building or Repairing with us and we will prove to be a real help. Last but not least, for the Kiddies, carrying capacity is more than two tons and less than four tons, the Bilés Outstanding. Printing and cut: inel A frevd 5 P by s (Sentinel)$ 47.00 | o inimum is $30, and for all trucks of money. Look over our cheap sheathing lumber and other special items on which we can save you Amoskeag Gingham Dresses, all sizes, including 14 years, at— Renlm for Armory 50.00 over 44 y e L Kelly-Duluth Co. . 118.00 i-ton carrying capacity the mini- : N . T} ey mum is $50, The minimum for trail- Our splendid plan service is also at your disposal—FREE. $216.00 |0 and semi-trailers is $2. The val- $l 98 5 S ue of the vehicles during the fourth {and fifth years of its life is reckoned PROTECTION 0T BIZD LIFE lat 25 per cent less than the factory URGED BY GOVEKNOR PREUS!““ price. After the fifth year the valuation will be 50 per cent of the (By United Press) factory list price.” St. Paul, April.29.—Protection of _bird life of Minnesota was urged: to- “ day by:Governor Preus in his annual bird and arbor day proclamation. | P BRING RESULTS THE PIONEER WANT -ADS BEMIDJI LUMBER & FUEL COMPANY FORMERLY ST. HILAIRE RETAIL LQMBEI:! CO. YARD ..~ OPPOSITE GREAT NO| 'HERN DEPOT Troppman’s on Tuwesday at the very low price of—