Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 27, 1921, Page 8

WEDNESDAY EVENING, APRIL 27, 1921 WHO'S TH' FUNNY OLE ¢coor N “TW' BACK ROOM Opinions Vary Dear Twentieth Century: How should a tramp express his appreciation when a kind-hearted 'farmer gives him a good meal? Are the simple ‘words, “Thank You,” sufficient?« X —I1. Wonder. It is our opinion that he should say nothing about it at all and just “saw wood.” He doesn’t very often stop where he saws wood. —He May Think Different— Double Recovery . It is said that when a man is in-; jured in an accident he first goes to | the doctor to recover and later to the | lawyer to recover. And if he re- | covers the second time, the first re- | covery is almost immediate. —But Dgfi't Try It— ‘ Something Wrong | “Loses a clean thousand, betting on fast horses,” says a country week- | ly. Looks like something was wrong | ALTAR USED 8Y COLUMBUS Relic Intimately Associated With Great Discoverer Has Recently Been Brought to America. somewhere. We always thought that | it was betting on “slow skates” that drove men to the lunch counters. | —Or Not Fast Enough— TUESDAY’S RESULTS HRES Angel Curras of 4Corunna, Spain, and Gonzales Blanco, noted Spanish artlst, -have brought to Brooklyn the WE SLRE WAS SUNGING “TNPE RAST In Bunches | National League. original small altar presented to “Triplets—two girls and a boy . . W L Pct.| Christopher Columbus by Queen Isa- were born to Mr. and Mrs. Ed What- }p‘n_ durgh . . 3 7.750 | jella and used by Columbus on his nough at Fort Wayne Sunday,” is the | Chicago . . 3 .T00 | fegt voyage of discovery on the flag- information given out by the press.| New York .. 4 R00) ow % sk “Mother and babes are getting along | Breoklyn . . 6 .53 Ship Santa Maria. The antique was splendidly.” The father would ho | Philadelphia . . 6 .400 | obtained by Curras after several years doubt have preferred the accumula- | Boston . . ... 7 .417|0f endeaton.nd g to “be, delivered tion of a family on the installment | Cineinatti . . 8 .385|to Pernas, Collado & Co. an export; plan. But just sce what a rebate he" St. Louis . . . 3 .125 | ing firm. ,The authenticity of this will get on his income tax next year! Games Yesterday. altar and a number of other antiques __On His Tncome Too— | Boston, 10; Philadelphia 6. which Curras brought is certified to New York, 1; ‘Brooklvn, 3. by affidavits made before Ralph C. Suckers and Fish Luke McLuke says that there are/| so many suckers in the world that if | an article is so useless that you can’t| give it away, you can always realize| about $50 on it by raffliny it ot™. —Barnum Was Right—- | New York . How Come? | % s ooy LI St. Louis . . Kisses are intoxicating,” shys a. Boston . . judge (of kissing), yet some men will| Chicago . . . still insist upon taking a “nip” Df‘ Philadelphia . ‘moonshine. | Detroit . . ... —"4s You Like It"— Games Yesterday. Hold-Backs Detroit 8; Cleveland 9. Dear Twentieth Century: Please| St Louis 3; Chicago. 1 add these to the things that won't get | \Washington 5, New York 4. you very far: | Philadelphia 2; Boston 1. Wondering why the Bemidji police| A - i - force doesn’t get run over by the| | -American Association, “bandit” gang which is making fre- w quent visits to local offices. | Minneapolis . . .. Wondering if the headlines on the Indianapolis . first page are ever going to run out of | Louisville . fodder. Milwaukee . . Doing your thinking between your | Kansas City . Chicago, 3; Cincinnati, 6. WPittsburgh-8t. Louis—rain. Cleveland . . . | Washington . canaances O collar-bone and the pavement. | Toledo . . Getting a daughter off your hands| éolfléflhllls - ) %, Paul . . .. . and having to keep a son-in-law on| =% his feet. i Enjoying a friend’s funeral because | it gives you a chance to have an aiter—i | | noon off. —Slim Pickins | —We Should Say So— ! Just a Suggestion Bemidji is soon to have a “clean-up | and paint-up week” and we suggest | that it might be a good stunt to save | some of the paint the women will| naturally use on their faces and| spread it around on some of the| pyj houses which appear to be getting old, | are go! too. —One Coat Would Help a House— 2lthcugh the T | their favorite THIS TIME LAST YEAR | vir T Cleveland beat Chicago giving the been forth-coming. White Sox their first defeat after six | £a¥y str it vieteries an Coveleskie, er, won his fourth game of the sea: Games Yesterday. Kansas City, 19; St. Paul, 2. Milwaukee, 7; Minneapol Louisville, 0; Toledo, 5. Indianapolis, 2; Columbus, 4. FRENCH SPORTSMEN GO (By United Press) majority still will ‘beat me time back. ‘oa0| and fourteen inches wide, :333‘ hinged cover, in two pieces, folds over Pet. | L 'scoo | shrine was ordered sent to the ap- 556 praisers’ \545 | might be put on it.” 500 | .500 | .455 | 444 364 | Busser, American consul at Corunna. | The altar was originally a gift from | Queen Isabella to Christopher Colum- | bus, according to the account given by Pect. | Mr. Curras, and, besides eight carv- .750 | ings in bone depicting scenes in the 727 life of Christ, contains also small por- .500 traits in carved bone of King Ferdi- -455| nand and Queen Isabella. ‘f"f‘ shrine is about sixteen inches high The small and the | the top,/making a compact cabinet. | Each/of the doors has a hanging | fron knob used to unfold the shrine. | According to the documents in Mr. -Curras’ possession, this shrine is one | of a collection of twenty antiques he | is bringing to this country. On in- | spection by customs officials, the stores, that a valuation Whole Household There. When Mr. and Mrs. Smith, with their- pet fox terrier, cnlled just be- | fore dinner, Buddy hurried to the Kkitchen, where mother was cooking a © Western WHILE \ WATCHED MARKETS HIDES Cow hides, No. 1. . . Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. Kipp hides, No. 1, Ib. Calf skins, No. 1, Ib. Deacons, each .... Horse hides, large POTATOES - Chicago, April 27. " By Chatles Sughroe Newspaper Union WELL, HOW DOES HE WORK WHEN HE'S ALONE? FOR SALE—Seed potatoes. Three va- rieties, Green Mountain, Russets and Carmens. Hand picked stuff, special for seed. You can make your reservations now, take them when you want them at 76c and $1 a hundred. Call at the Clish | AWNY W ALONE! Meaning of Dream of Eagle. To see one foretelks success In love and a fortune in commerce. To see one fly through the air at a furious pace denotes success in your present undertaking. To dream that you ride upon an eagle's back, your life is in danger. If an eagle lights upon your head it foretells death to a near rel- ative or friend. To see a dead eagle signifies the death of some prominent person and the success of a poor man. To kill one denotes happiness of short “The Boy Grows Wittier Every Day NE;\)ER BEEN WITR WHEN HE \WUZ Bismarck’s Unique Park. Bismarck, the capital of North Da| kota, Is to be.congratulated upon its plans for the- construction of a his: torical park, adjocent to the state-| house. It is proposed to employ 15 acres, a feature being a replica of af Mandan Indian village of ploneer| days, with other appropriate historical elements. This is an exceedingly, commendable idea and its originator is to be felicitated upon it. In varl ous museums Indian relics are pre- Barber shop, in the Northern Na- itional bank bldg. 4t4-30 Potato Te- ceipts, 57 cars. Old market steady. Northern whites, sacked and bulk, 95c¢ to $1.05; new market stronger, Filopida, No. 1, $7.55 to $8; No. 2, $5 to $5.25. Attractiveness of Advertising. The man who doubts whether adver- tisements are read is living in the past, says the Shoe and Leather Re- porter. Editors are beginning to fear they will be crowded out, so attractive have the advertising pages “become. The editor experiences difficulty in holding the attention of his readers today against the® picturesque an- nouncements of those who can have all the white space they are able to pay for. Try It, Giving Due Notice. Experiments tare being conducted with music in an effort to cure in- sanity. Here may be fn antidote for the effect of the overworked grapho- phone in the flat overhead.—Boston Transcript. s But It Is Not So. Jud Tunkins says life would be per- fectly pleasant if it was as easy for| . human nature to forget resentments as it is to forget obligations. FOR RENT—Two rooms for men or for man and wife. 423 Fourth street. Phone 559. 3t4-29 duration. foretells loss by theft. To se Marked Era in Journalism. The Edinburgh Review, established one carry off prey served, but nothing is recalled which 1s comparable to the village sympos- jum carried out as proposed.—St. Paul Pioneer Press. — O R SALE—Registered Holstein gire 3 years old. DeKol Korndyke and Pontiac strain, backed by good record. Very gentle. Hugo Hen- <el, Bemidji, Rte. 2. Phone 54F- 110. 6t5-3 FOR SALE—5-room house, 50 ft. lot at 911 Irvin avenue. —=6-room house, 13th and Park ave. —7-room house and bath on Fourth street. —>5-room house, garage, chicken house, 5 acre lot, corner of 21st street and Norton avenue. —6-room Bungalow, garage, 50 ft. let in Nymore. —-5-acre lot on Norton avenue. —5-room bungalow, garage, 10 acre lot mear brickyard. —4-room, house, 200 ft. lot, Hender- son’s addition. —4-room Tiouse, 100 ft. lot, Hender- son's addition. —3-room house, 25 ft. lot on Beltra- mi avenue between 5th and 6th street. -~ —7-rooms and bath, strictly modern home on the corner cf 6th and Minnesota avenue. Reynolds & ‘Winter. 6t5-3 FOR SALE—Thorough bred Guern- sey bujl calf, 4 months old. City | in 1802, was the first. high-class critl- cal journal to find a permanent foot- ing and achieve success. Its found- ers were Jeffrey, Scott, Horner, Broughman and Syduey Smith and un- der them it developed a new era in perlodical criticism, having a wider range and more elevated tone than any of its predecessors. Finger-Nail Secrets. Those-who believe that finger-nalls indicate character. say that red nails| “Show a nature that likes to rule others and a disposition that fs inclined to, cruelty. White mnails denote that| their owner Is fond of the opposite| sex, put he or.she is not strong either ‘in constitution or in character, Do You Know That if a fly stops to rest after lighting on a piece of sticky fly-paper, it makes it harder for him to get off? - The same thing is true of putting o}f your-Life Insurance. GET IT NOW! SEE MITCHELL View Farm, John Moberg. 4t4-30| NEW YORK LIFE MAN April 27—French sportzmen 1z easy in putting up real | cach on the Georges Carpentier fight think Dempsey. aally no French money has yet Prominent fans ‘they are waiting for odds, al- though not disguising the fact, how- Cleveland spithall- | ever, that French sports ar: not so ook-sure ever the fight as they were chicken, and said: “You'd better make a lot of gravy,-mamma, 'cause Mr. Smith has brought all his family with him.” | . Dogs Vaccinated Now. | Professor Marie Remlinger of the | Pasteur institute, Paris, who is bav- | ing wonderful success with the new | service developed by Professor Balle of the government veterinary school at Alfort, promises absolute immunity for dogs from rabies. This new vac- cine is a mixture of the old Pasteur serum for rabies and of the virus of the disease. It acts quickly, is easily applied, is inoffensive, and costs little. It is curative as well as preventative. Eighteen dogs vaccinated with the new serum two months ago have been ren- dered absolutely immune. " COMMUNITY | AUCTION SALE I Will Hold a Community Auction in Bemidji for Your Benefit SATURDAY, MAY [th Should you have a horse, cow or car, an _article of furniture or anything that can be sold at a sale communicate with me and ar- rangements will be made for its disposal. Call on me at the Courtney Seed & Feed Co. offices, or phone 841. Do it early and get your item advertised. Some of the items already in will be found listed below. 1 Brown Gelding, 7 years old, sound. 1 Brown Gelding, 6 years old, sound. 1 Good Heavy Double Harness., 1 Narrow Tire Wagon. 1 Light Buggy. 1 Cow, Holstein, 6 years old, fresh in January. 1 Heifer, high grade Holstein, 314 months old. 1 Set Heavy Bobs, 3 Buick, Mode! C37, 4 cylinder, starter, etc., good shape. Ford, 1918, A1 condition, many too numerous to mention. Jack Rodekuhr, Auctioneer Add yours to this list. There will be Used to That. Mason—Any startling new fash- ifons? - Russell—No. As usual, the only r¢al shock in the spring feminine fashions is administered by the price tag.— London Answers. TREAT YOUR FRIENDS! RIGHT BY ORDERING ICE CREAM SUPREME WHEN YOU TREAT THEM TO A DAINTY FEED AFTER THE DANCE OR THEATRE Ask for It-at Your Dealers Many Public Holidays. - . Argentina has 22 public holidays during the year, Germany 19, Italy 19, Roumania 24, and India 2L WANTED—To buy or rent a small house. Call in the evening. Phone T24-J. 2t4-28 Place Your Order Now | This spring hundreds of new | “‘Caterpillars’’* are going into ! action on road work all over the United States. We strongly urge, therefore, that orders be placed at the earliest possible moment if prompt delivery is desired. Used singly, in conjunction with teams orinfleets, where it supplants ani- mals entirely, the “Caterpillar”® will quickly pay for itself in the savings it effects. Let usarrange a moving picture demonstration showing the ‘“‘Caterpillar”* at work on actual road jobs. Write, wire ortelephone forinformation. #There is only one “Caterpillar”—Holt builds it. The name was originated and is owned exclusively by this company. Infringements will be prosecuted. THE HOLT MFG. CO., Inc., PEORIA, ILL. Branches and service stations all over theworld HOLT PEORIA. IiL STOCKTON, CALIP. BEMIDJI AUTO CO. 0. ONGSTAD, Prop. Bemid;ii, Minn. Phone 118-W T’e New Pattern Distinctively new in design is the Ambassador Pattern—the lat- est ‘product of the world’s larg- est makers of fine silverplate. True to old ideals of quality, the Ambassador is worthy to bear the, trademark found on ‘all 1847 ROGERS BROS, SILVERWARE, It could not be made better, could not.give you more for your. money in freshness of design and in that supreme quality which enables it to withstand years of daily service. Husband, son or daughter will welcome the opportunity, on each succeeding anniversary, to add to your silver service. We .are now displaying the ‘Ambassador Punemp {Iagu in and see it. All who have seen this new pattern in this old reliable ware declare it to be awonder of the silversmith’s art—a most ex- quisite pattern -~ - - We have it on display this week in our show window—step in and see the entire line . -:- -:- | EARLE A. BARKER THIRD STREET ; Call 34 for the Correct Time