Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 16, 1921, Page 6

PAGE SIX .. “Blevator A Destroyed” reads a headline . Stillwater Daily Gazette of April 13, over an ar- ticle with a'St. Clond date line’af telling . of the loss of an ' el tor there. But that’s all right, Still- water, St. Oloud réally is a suburb of ‘Bemidji. Tt's jake with us, it St. Cloud and. the Pan Motor company doesn’t care. b —Some Little City— . A Geometric Problem, A news disparch/of yesterday re- Iates how a love triangle turned into a parallelogram, The woman in the case married one man; he went to war and was reported dead. She married again. Soon both met and claimed the female ‘and ‘while argu- - fng over who was:to hdve possession of hen, another man comes along and ran away with the woman. —Don’t Argue— —Just For Curiosity. A good many of those people who , consider that the movies meed more censorghip, probably have a eunious turn of mind and would like to get the job of censor themselves. —Censor Themgelves, Is Right— Bright Thoughts Aberdeen, Scotland.—The world niay be ruled by a race of biped rep- tiles in 1,000,000 .years. or. €0, ac-~ cording. to J. A. Thompson, profes- sor of Natural History ‘in Aberdeen University. The'collaped: zrd of New Zealand, he explained-in an ad- dress, is already. learping to become & biped and if'it ‘masters this sec- ret of man’s supremaoy, the rest may _follow. —For Bright Minds— In the Arma of the Law. “‘Mother; Nurse an"T'met an aw- ful nice policeman in the.park. A His mustache ‘tickles. Mke. everything. Doean’t it Nurse?'* ~—Two Arms of the Law— A Big Opportunity. It is said -that Billy Sunday is now golng to ‘convert Cincinnatl, It e really’idoes, ithé ‘fevival meetings are apt, to last a good: many years. —Chance of @ Lifetime— _@ardens and Hens. Pretty soon. the. prospective gard- eners will be loking over the ground preparatory to planting, and the neighbor’s hen’s -wil also' be ldoking around to see what they can see. , @ —And Mayhe 8 Few Chickens— 7/ “AIl Men gre Created Ednal” . Human'' belngs “and 'automobile ‘tires'may be considered in"the'same claza. - Both can got air withiout cost. ame ‘have mare’ air thrust upon em. —Get the Air qwld.— The Only Difference? A writer of the Canadian north ‘says that wien the " Bskimo man wants @ wife, ‘e goes out and traps ber. In “clvilized”’ countries the . Drocess 1s.quite often reversed. 4 —We've Heard of It~ Justithe Same Anyway. The '“Statte ‘Normal ‘school”’ at Be- midji is: no more, It is now known dy thé Bemidjl State Teachers' ‘col- Tege. . Seems as if they might have changed "ft into o ~‘‘charm’ school” while- they- were at it. That would have attracted movie fans, at least. —They Still Need Rooms— HARDING AND MENOCAL i TALK OVER BELL SYSTEM “President Harding has formally opened telephone - communication from the United States to Cuba with fermal greeting to President Menocal ©of Cuba. -As a compliment-to the awo presidents and incidentally to the fomality the Bell System staged the flongest telephone conversation in number of Miles ever known. This coneisted of a roll cdll of cities from Havana, Cuba, all the way across the United States to Catalina Islands in the Pacific ocean om the coast of California. This talk, a combination | of deep sea cable, land lines and wire- less telephone was heard not only by President Harding and President Menocal but several thousand people gathered in the Pan-American Union Duilding in ‘Washington and in the Pin the upper lake regions, the Mis- Presidential Palace in Havana. The cross-contizent Atlantic and Pacific talk was made possible by «deep sea cable trom Key West to Ha- vana, the longest'sea telephone cable g th;dtworld ‘and .m‘mmmdfimwfzy which ‘'many ‘serious ng and electrical problems have' been solved. The line 18 5,762 miles :fl length and the call was heard Havana,” Richmond, Philadebpliia, Harrisburg, Pittsiurg New York, Chicago, Omaba, Denver, Sacramen- 10, San Francisco, Los Angeles, axd other points across the United States. “The line at Denver is a mile above the sea level ‘while tlie submdrine is @ mile below the deepest: point. i~ Kipp hides, No. 1,1b. Calt skins, No. L, 1b © ' Chicago, April 16—Potato recelpts 14 cars. .Nom on account of OH, BABN! THAT- SURE WOZ A NOBLE SNOOZE! AWWEHUMY | \ 'SPECT. ML\ BE™ LATE TO WORK TTODAY S AFINE TIME TO BE COMNGE= FRIDAY’S BASEBALL Naticnal League, W. L. Pet New York . .2 0 1.000 Chicago . . 20 1.000 Pittsburgh 1 .667 Boaton . . .2 1 .667 Cincinnati . 1 2 .333 Brooklyn ... 1 2 .333 Philadelphia . . .......0 2 .000 St. Louis ., R 0 2 .000 Games Yesterday. 8t. Louis 6; Chicago 11. ‘Pittsburgh 3; Cincinnati 1. Brooklyn 5; Boston 6. New York at Philadelphia post- 1 i Games Yesterday. | Chigago 3; .Detroit 2. | Bos! 1; Washington 7. | Cleveland 10; St. Louis 4. American Amoi:&ion. e Pet. Milwaukee . 1.000 Louisyille: . 1.000 Indianapolis . . 1.000 Minneapolis St Paut. 'iledo . . Kansas Cit . Columbus . 13 Games Yesterday. St. Paul 4;” Milwaukee 7. Toledo'5; Louisville 6. Columbus 5; Indianapolis 7. Minneapolis at Kansas City post- poned, raim, | tinuing to_fall, ‘according’ to official reports of the weather bureau. An army of 5,000 unemployed was | get-to-work by the- city trying to dig out from under an April snowstorm. A Standard Oil Company tug towing a tanker was reported in distress off Milwaukee harbor. O ] = =3 S (By United Press) Hope, Ark., April 16.—The death| toll continued to grow as reports| trickled in from the storm area in the rural districta® of Texas and Arlansas which was swept by a’ 60- mile tornado late yesterday. Indica- tions atre that the total dead might| reach 50. (By United Press) - Washington, April 16.—Colder weather will follow the storm now sweeping the middle west, it was fore- cast by the weather bureau here to- day. The storm will not hit eastern States, the bureau said. The storm is now centered over'southern Missouri lll% is going mortheast, ~the bureau said. It has been accompanied by snow sissippi valley and middle plain states and Rocky Mountain region. ~The show ‘has ntop?ed, however, in the Rocky Mountain states. It is heavy in Colorado; Kansas, Wisconsin, Michigan and Nebraska. STATE NORMAL CHANGED TO rsAcugy- COLLEGE * RS (Continued from Page 1) after be designated a8 the state teach- &rs collége board, with the same pow- ers and duties as heretofore, with the 'MH ”I.m ‘except ag hereinafter pro- The State teachers college hoard 8hall have authority to award appro- pritte degrees to persons who com- plete the prescribed four-year cur- { riculum of studies in the state teach- éru college. * /Al acts and pants of acts not con- sistent With this act are hereby re- pealed. This act shall take effect and be in force from and after 1ts passage. ADBITIONAL WANT ADS FOR RENT—Two furnished rooms. 11011 Dewey avenue. Phone 649- W. ; 2t4-18 | WHEN HE LOST HIS LIBERTY Pathetic Figure Presented by Lonely He stood in the packing buflding, a small, lonely figure, pathetic in the fsolation that shut him off from the warm humanity . of - the watching . |crowd. ! He felt weak, ill, but he struggled to bear: himself bravely. not, move his eyes from 'the stern, white face that seemed to fill all the space in front. of him. cold minatory figure, which was speak- ing to -him ‘in- sueh passionless, even tones, clung an atmosphere of awe; the traditional robes ‘of office lent it A ‘majesty that crushed his will. He knew he was being addressed und strove to listen, says London thought sped like fire. behind—did “they ‘care? A few, pers haps, pitied him, The others were indifferent. To them it was merely a spectacle. Suddenly into his mind crept.the consclousness of a vast silence. The "Remarkable Man Standing Prominently Be- fore Large Assembly. marks that name. great breath. He gathered hfs forces. He knew ithat the huge concourse waited.'" A He ccoulg iquesthn had' been put ‘to him. If seemed as if the world. stood still to listen. § He molstened his lips. He knew what he had meant to say, but. his tongue. was a_traftor to his desire, What use now to plend? The sound- Jessness. grew intolerable. He-thought he should cry aloud. And then— “I.will,” he said,.and, looking side- as witness." About that could write his beéquests. £on, Hint for Charles. poned; wet grounds. Punch. His brain was a torrent of | . o dear,” i i R A % ways, caught the swift shy glance of | 'Charley, dear,” exclaimed young ! ) {houghts. ~ And so his life had come his b\-lde.g 7 Mvs. . Torkins, *“I am. convinced that . American League. to this. It was indeed the final ca- Solomon's reputation for :extraor- | W. L. Pot.|tastrophe, That was surely what the A Fair Offer. dinary. wisdom was deserved.” (V)Jl:vd:lin:ldan wlar d 2 1 .667|voice’ meant—that volce which went ‘The’ Judge—“ You are charged with “Why?" eland L . 2 1 .667|on and on in an even stream of sound | preaking into a cigar store and steal- “Although you read of his | De{twu K 1 1 .500 | without meaning. ~ Why had he come | jng gwhm,m the ¢ash register. Have inoney regckleyssly you énn’t ?;nd:;; Chicago . 1 1 .500|(o this—in’the flower of his life to | vou anything tooffer in your defense?” | suggestion that h Laeadta B Philadelphia 1 1 500 hi iberty? = vl b ] sugges| o e ever placed g bet , New York 1 500 |l0%e its chiefeat gift, liberty The Culprit—*T'll split the loot 50.50- | op a race horse.” : Boston . . 2 338 Up.and down the spaces of his brain | with you.” £t. Louis . 1 2 .383 = = Is, Every schoolboy knows that the reading ot the will of Julius Caesar turning point /in the play of According to a Moham- medan tradition there Is a will ot voice had stopped. The abrupt cessa: { Adam jn existence. The tradition as- tion of sound ‘whipped his quivering serts that no fewer . tban ‘‘seventy nerves. It was like the holding of a ' legions of angels brought him sheets of paper and quill pens, nicely nibbed, all -the way. from paradise, and_ that | the archangel Gabriel set to it nis seal It Is estimated by ¢com- mentators .that 420,000 sheets of paper were brought down on which adam Noah is also said to have made a wiil in which he divided his property, the ‘earth, into three equal shares, one for each I I T [ pet : ' TG THIS REO SPEED WACON FITS EVERY BUSINESS .. In its provenrange of usefulness and its great degree of adapt- ability as well as its wonderful éfficiency.and low up!xeep, thisReo Speed Wagon has surprised evenits creators. . . Its influence on the truck business in general has been tremen- dous. It has rendered many other types obsolete. It is as often seen on the farnl as in the city. : Seems as if its rafige of usefulness is as broad as the range of human activity it- self, ; Manufacturers, wholesalers, jobbers and retailers in every line, find this Speed Wagon ideally suited to their widely diversi- fied needs. : s o Crowley—Milner Company, Detroit’s largest department store, has a fleet of 38 Reo Speed Wagons, and we could name similar cases in almost every city and town. . el e Farmers in the east; grain growers and stockmen in the middle states; ranchers in the west; cotton planters in the south—dairy- men everywhere—look upon this Speed Wagon as the standard, because the best adapted, type for their work. =l Passenger busses in Alaska and in South Africa—in California and in the Atlantic States (400 Reos running in this service in Ne- wark, N. 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