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REASON ENOUGH - . Dear. Twentfeth' Century: A num- ber of people have been asking me in the last few days why the wree- tling match was he‘ld ‘at armory and the. dan sdred by ‘the same ' parties, ‘and * thought you might be able to answer thiat query for them. —Just Qurlqm- ‘We are not sure, but we heard a fellow say that it was decided to ‘have the dance and wrestiing match 4in two separate places so that strang- ers in the city would know which wias which. -—Which Was Which?— LOOKING FORWARD “ “As, You Like It” says ‘we don't |. know what's the matter with the world, but how about a little sul- phur and molasses? ' . —Fire and Brimstone— FOR THE MARRIED. & _ The following advervisement ap-| peared in a Liverpool newspaper.re- cently: "Wanted—Mamgeress immediate- 1y to take charge of catering dept., must be domineering, autocratic, and absolutely ' fearless of an arbitrary etaff;in short, a perfect ‘demon.— Rhos Golt Club, Rhos-on-Sea, North | Wales.” : That’s what we would call making it easy for the want ad department to give the club what it wants. —Or Thinks It Wants.— ‘WHAT DOES SHE CARE? New 'York Herald: 'The modern girl is a lowbrow, (verdict of the libararians in conyention.), The mod- ern glir] comes'in for:a lot of criticism The librarians’ find her brow too Iow, just as certain refofmers find her Walst too'low. Others say her skirt is oo high. Despite all this, the modern man thinks the modern girl is-exactly right. ' —That’s BEncouragng— MINNESOTA HAS THEM A man by the. name;of George C. Jobe, formerly of South Dakota, came | to Minnesota in search of “May flow- ers” and that he gucceeded is evi- denced by the fact that only yest- térday he was united in.marriage to Kathleen May Flawers of Kelliher. —Cliage Me, ' A’ Dufl’ydfl— A SAFE Wi When erossing ‘a busy” mrm. 190k to your left half way acrose and.to your Tight the rest of the way, and you'll live longer. Here's anotiier ‘warning to pedes- riams seen in a large city on the Pacific coast: if you ‘want flowers, buy them. 'Don’t implose upon your griends. —They'll Look Better To You— | 3 ITHANDY The Beltrami Elevator and Milling company is making it easter for the “gentlemen burglars of Bemidji” and has published a motice that no money | will be left in the office over-night. | That ought to save the' boys ‘a few steps. —“And They Might Get Caughi'— QUITE PROPER. “As You Like It! says that he notes. in the program for, a coming musical | festival that one uf tHe chofr num- bers Is “Come to Me, Gentle Sleep.” | (upaccompanied.) | —Are Diplomatic— i MAYBE THEY DIDN'T. | Luke McLuke says he wonders' what' pecple 8id for underwear be-| fore the magaziney stanted carrying 100 ‘pages of advertising. —They Probably Did— ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE—Piano, good as .new, Allso kitchen cupboard, cheap. 4 “Brand new garage for remt. In-! quire at 716 Bemid}l avenue or| , phone 428-J, 3td4-16 ANTED—Salesman, life insurance . for one of the Teading old land ‘mmnlu Experience preferred. 'Address with references to the| Piotieer. 1td4-13 | FOR SALE—Motor beat houge about 20 .feet long. = Never been 'used. See Mr. Howard at Weber's. cot- | tage. 4-13t1 WANTED—GIrl ‘at Lake Shore Ho- el 2t4-14 FOR SALE—1920 model Buick road- ster. Paint, tires and motor lni . first class condition. Run 4,000 "‘miles. Address 8. H. care Ploneer, ; 4t4-16 | FOR SALE—Either my Dodge Sedan or Cadillac Bight touring car. Have no use for two cars and pre- fer to sell the Cadillac. Both are good as new. 644-18 LOST—A back of a small ‘K’ammrk watch with fhe {nittals of * on it. Reward ‘offéred to finder, newrn to_Denice 'Blondo. G. N. hotel or 6th grade Central build-| ing, 1t4-13 FOR SALE—240 acres good land, fine location. ~-160 acre farm, 50 acres ylbwed for crop, 10 acres natural i A fine farm, cheap. ~—80 acres highly inproved, $3,000,} easy terms. —6-room modern houce, garage, fine ““location. Want to move cn farm. Now is your chance for a good home, cheap. Might consider some < trade. “E. J. Willits, owner.a e t4- Cow hides, No. 1 . Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. Calt skins, No. 1,1b . Deacons, each .... Horse hides, large. \131.50-32 POTATUES Chicago, April 13—Potato receipts 31 cars. Market slightly stronger. Northern wihites, sacked and bulk, 90¢ to $1; new Florida Spaulding Rose, No. 1 $8 to $8.25; No. 2, $6.75 to $7 per bblL. BEMIDJI FARMERS® CLUB HAS INTERESTING MEET The Bemidji Towmship Farmers’ ‘clyb.met.at the Carr Lake school building Saturday, April 9. The hos- tessess on this occasfon were Mrs. W. H. Boyer and Mrs. E. E. Larsen, ‘who served a dinner which was thor- oughly enjoyad by all present. matter: of serving dinners, the ladies of this club are im a class by them- selves, The program, 'as usual, was very fnstruciive and entertaining. The grade pipils gave two 'illustrated sdng! conducted by Mrs. A. P. Volk- B M, Gile, former high school ag- riculturist of the Bemidji schools, gave a very interesting talk on agri- cultural activities in the state and the importance .of maintaining state aid for industrial work in the schools. H. A. Pflughoeft gave an instruc- tive talk on the keeping of pire bred poultry ‘on the farm, The program was closed by 'the \‘'gliving of a plano duet by two of the teachers of the school. . Beginning next month, this Farmers'” club will meet on the first Saturday of every mionth, instead of the second as formerly. 'The reason for the change is due to the fact that so many of the clubs at present meet on the same day, making it impossible for ‘the counity agent and others who would like to attend, to fill. speaking en- gagements at all'the clubs. AMERICAN ASSOCIATION RACE MIGHT BE CLOSE (Continued “rom Page 1) Joiner, firot baseman. Del is to iplay | the outfield this year, and firet is'to be played by big Hauser, who wal- {lowed around in the right garden last season, .. . ., Clarence Rowland has niade a num- ber,of changes in the Columbus Sena- tors; but it'ls ‘difficult to make a prediction about the club. The same is true of Kansas City’s tail-enders of 1920, which lcok stronger at the start than last year. The return of' Coch- irane to third base will steady the the hard hit-| infield. Beals Becker, ting fly chaser who has been sus- pended for playing independent ball last summer, would have made a big difference ‘in the club, Right now the associaton looks like a mighty well balanced league. All clubs had good training weather in the south and are in good condition for the early part of the race. el In the BUNKER RAN OVER A SKUNK WiTH \’f LAST NIGHT 'RHUA 'R HIS GARL WALKED BACK TO OIS =1 WASKY AFRAID OF ANVBODN'S| sram_me THCAR ¥ SEZ CASEY EBS liiiil*i*lf{ll‘ll’ The [Farmers’ Co-operative cream- §lery at Neving has now started to run. Their cream wagons take cream once a week until warm: weather sets in and ithen'they will haul twice a week. Frank Stout of Island Lake hauls the cream of his district as far as the North Fork 'school house, Carl ‘Winger taking it ‘on {from ‘there. Theodore Petefson hails the Deébs route. More teams will be put ‘to ‘hauling ‘as the amount of cream in~ creages, which it generally does in May and June. Farmers should pat- ronize their home creamery. Clarence Nelsoi was a Cleanbrook visitor Saturday. Mr. and Mrs. Thorland and -Miss Jacobson were Sunday visitors fat Syver Pederson’s, The stork has been quite busy here lately, He hrought a big haby boy to. the home of Mr. and Mrs. Roy Elliott April 4, and another baby.boy. to the home of Mr. and Mrs. Math Berg, April 7. Mra. C. W. Woodford has been confined to her bed with a skight attack of pneumonia. Mrs. ‘William Clausen was called to the hiome-of her parents at Clear briook by the sepious illness of her mother, who died Tuesday. Mr. and ‘Mrs. ‘Willfam Jallen spent Supday‘at the Home of Mr. and 'Mrs. Math ‘Berg. A large crowd from here attended the auction ‘sale at Rollie Park's in the town of Sinelair. They report the sale a grand success, The Charles saw mill on the Sandy river resumed ‘operations the cther day in order to finish some logs that were left oyer. from last fall. Mr, ‘and Mrs. Carl Thulin ‘were Aure visitots last Thursday. Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Wenner- strom "have ‘left for Canada, where they will make their future home. BRING RESULTS $1.50, $1.75 and $2.00 sizes short. umphs. to buy the crop it produces. off your mortgage? FOR SALE—T7-room house, almost new, 16¢ated on corner of 13th and Park _avenue. Lights, city water installed. Wil] sell for $2,000,, part cash, if sold within a week.| . Phone 226, 3t4-15 yielded locally for the' past three years over 800 bushels per acre. have purposely rnerv:d this seed for local planting and we shall want POTATO GROWERS Plant Triumphs This Year The country is practically cleaned up on this variety, the southern growers ate now getting big prices for their new crop and the demand next fall for northern seed Triumphs will be strong and the supply We have for sale a limited amount of the very choicest seed Tri- This stock has been hill selected for over 20 years and has | We - . ! Come in and See Us—Write or Phone— BURKE BRDTHERS—O‘M-ry-Bowm Bldg. That it would not be as easy for your widow to pay Most men are ofteri making deals that will be profitable when completed, BUT a big loss ‘if death overtakes them in the midst of their plans, MAKE IT SAFE WITH A NEW YORK POLICY MITCHELL ‘NEW YORK LIFE MAN Tdon CRERM SEPARATOR FROM A MAIL ORDER HOUSE , BECUZ WHEN TH MACHINE BROKE DOWN, W' FEULER WOz , JEFF DIDNY wwe REPAWRS FOR (T'{ BECULZ Indianapols, Ind., - April 13. sailor, @ traffic cop, a first sergeant, an assistant :provost marshal and ‘2 patient in army hospitals for almost itwo years, Albert B, Haan, newly-ap- polinted head .of the Legion’s national seryice. division, knows service when he sees it. Mr. Haan. gained the rank of cap- tain, on ‘the battlefield and was se- verely wounded while in action with th:;é&zn’d Diwision, While in Walter. ‘80 ‘had made for the wounded, and upon his discharge last fall, ‘was made a specidl representa- tive.of the Bureau of War Risk In-| surance, In ‘army. aid nayy camps, he was instrumental in causingithe reinstate- ment or conversion of $5,000,000 in' Wir Risk Insifance. After ‘obtain- | ing| $300,000 furids for the rel the Michigan state prison-and insane asylum to see W, ex-service .men fared. The result of his investiga- ition was the parole of 140 men with the American Legion vouching for them., Mr. Hdan, served four Years on the 1U.'8.78. Tdaho, being discharged a8 a quartermaster, class. first sergeant ;of Michigan. infantry on the Mexican border, a traffic cop in (Grand Rapids, Mich., and before entering the lines, an assstant pro- vost’ marshal at St. Nazaire, France. | He is 28 years old. ICalgary, Alta:—~A"'scheme of .im-~ portant_proportis Jin... . connection with'the Western: ‘dustry.under. ecutive of the berta, has for i nb of Canadian meaf ufmuro'pe in‘a chilled state. ’anfivc nvesti- gation of the proj sration by the ex- 164 ‘l‘»lm?nox:- F. 0. B. Detroit :studied .the ‘plans | He was | e-shipment | FORDSON tractor. a Fordson Tractor. | TUBBY JOWNSON FELL DOWNSTAWRS \m\\.e LEAVING TH' PALL AFTER TH' BASKETBALL GAME LAST NIGHT, BND \D-YT WAS RIGHT RES‘fPu\. AFYER TW ROUGH GAME‘ |65 an appotnted committee who have ded fayorably upon its practica- 1]ity. The scheme entails the estab- | Mishmentt of Killing and chilling sta- tions, and aifast system of éranspor- tation in specially constructed cars. In ‘addition, storage facilities will have to be.secured in Great Britain in order that meat may be placed on the market in proper condition | when reguired. community war " of Michigan dis- | abled ‘veterans, he made a study of KOORS ICE CREAM SUPREME oattle in- L Ends the Quest for the Best | within our. territorial lines. “OUTSIDERS” CLUB MEETS Mrs. Grace Thacker and Miss Em- 'ma ‘Grant were 'hostesses 1o the ‘Out- siders” club last evening. An ‘enjoy- able time is reported. Rubacrihe tor . The Da!ly Ploneer “CHY MP!ON" BOTATOMACH!‘NERY CONSISTING 'OF PLANTERS SPRAYERS_DIGGERS ~SEED POT TOCUTTERS Complau Stocl: of Extras STOUGHTON WAGONS and . 'MANURE SPREADERS—AUTO TRUCKS Plows, Drags, Discs and Cultivators Auto ‘Accessories‘Auto Oil, Tives, Tubés: and wte, ‘F. M PENDERGAST Teleplune 17-F-4—or Pecple’s Oo-dfleuhvc Stbl‘h Bemidji, The price of the FORDSON tractor is $625.00, F. 0 /B. Detroft, and only $681.00 lald down here at Bemidji, or delivered ‘on your farm The nearest competitor ,is not withm : :$400.00 or $500.00 of the Fordson price, and ‘in the Fordson: you: .get a practical, dust-proof, all-amund tool- -that is in a class by itself. Power farming spells SUCCESS for the farmer. Tabor forms the big- gest portion of the cost on the farm today, so cut'your labor cost with a The smaller the farm the more need you have for The flies don’t (bother it; # can ‘work all:day, and all night if necessary, as it never gets tired, nor does it.get.sick and die. When you pull the little switch off it stops eating, in other Words, your cost of operation is only when it is actually making you money, and is no expense when you are not using it. When you buy a Fordson Tractor you buy a real Tractor with»&l Tractor service back of 1t Don’t Delay in Ordering Your Fordson The Demaud Is Greater Than the Supply C. W. JEWETT C0., Ine. AUTHORIZED FORD SALES AND SEW[CE Telephone 970