Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, April 8, 1921, Page 8

LIMITED 8. 0. 8. Dear Twentieth Century—-A bunch of us young fellows are trying to get up a league to pass resolutions, etc., to have wimmin's skirts longer or sowethin’, and we want your ¢o-cp- eration.” “Pretty 'soon we won’t be able to fight, dance or eat ice cream and we.gotta do scmething. % —R. U. Withus. ——For the Good-of the Dorder— Getting Thrown Out. A proposed ordinance now before the city council would establish 11 0’clock ‘ag closing time for alll places of business selling mnon-intoxicating beverages at retail. Won't it seem like the old days when you go down the street some evening and see a man and his lady-friend’ getting put out of an ice cream parlor. F —Time to Close Up, Ladies— | Ford-On the Job An advertisement in an Oakland, Californja, paper asks for a white man to milk and run Ford car. Bvi- dently Mr. Ford’s cowless millg is al-| ready a fact, more abundant, however. —Milkless Milk, Also— Putting in the Kick, ers of California have lost $10,000,~ 000 by frost. Apparently “Rainin- elle” will be high next season. —Better Stock Up— Not Getting Anywhere, Dear Twentieth Century: add ‘these ito the things that won't get you anywhere: Wondering what the farmers will do with the milk pails when the cow- less milk is a faot. ‘Wonder what the silent policemen in iBemidji are thinking about on a windy day. HIDES Milkless cows are still | Cow hides, No. 1 Bull hides, No. 1,.1b. . Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. Calf skins, No. 1, 1b R Deacons, each .. A news fitem says that raisin grow- | Horse hides, large POTATOES ‘Ohicago, April 8,—Potato receipts, 60 cars. Market weak. Please | Whites, sacked and bulk, 80cand 90c; new Florida Spaulding Rose, No. 1, $9. to $9.50, No. 2 $8 to $8.50. RUNNIN' A NEWSPAPER MAY. NOT. PAY AS WELL AS SOME SIZNESSES, BUT WHEN TH' BOSS GOES HOME AT MIGHT WITH A - COPY-ERESH OFF TH' PRESS, HE WOLLONT “RADE PLACES WITH NORODY Northern Ancient. Zoological -Gardens. Records show that King Nezahual- coyotl had zoological gardens in Tez- ‘Wendering what has become of the | cuco, Mexico, In the middle of the Fif- six-year-old pest that used to speak|teenth century, and in the next cen- pieces for company. ‘Wondering what tury will have to say tomorrow. v tury Cortez. found aviaries and fish Twentieth Cen-| ponds at Iztapalapan. emperor of Mexico in the beginning of Montezuma 1I, —A Wonder Nutt| (he Sixteenth century, had large col- —Right You Are, A. Nutt— Wages of Sin shoot ctaps or gamble in any way. Some consider that it is only a crime when you lose. Others are continual- ly paying for their sins. —How Be It By -You?— A Mind Changer The young fellow who swears he will face death for his young lady friend sometimes changes his mind about things being dead when he meets a bull dog that looks as if it might shake a mean lower jaw. —The Dog Wasn’t Dead— LOCAL BUSINESS PUPLLS . , HEAR INSTRUCTIVE TALK (Continued From Page 1) bright future in the undertaken ad- venture will soon fal]l by the way- side. He must not only see the op- portunity but must have 'the apility to grasp it. Life is full of opportu- nities. Many knew of the abun- dance of petroleum, and of poor lights in the homes of the“world, but John D, Rockefeller saw its future possibilities, and within 20 years his $1,000 plant had become worth $15,- 000,000, “The world-is full of opportunities, but the sluggard, the lazy, the in- competent will not find them in his| path of life, or if perchance he should catch a glimpse of some fine opportunities, he will not have the energy to take hold and make them his own. “We must have energy as an es- sential if we would succeed,” said Mr. McGhee. ““The worker who can- not put his heart and 'soul ‘into his work wijl not succeed: It is said that the average person uses only 40| per cent of his energy, yet the ma- jority of people complain that they are tired and worn out by their work. It is only by applying the full energy of mind and body that one canac-| complish all of which he is capable. “Let me say, in closing, if you wish | to succeed you must have self-confi- | dence as well as practical Inowledge | and common sense. You need not| make work a god for if a person is| in business just for the purpose of making money his life is not ‘a suc-| cess. If you wish to succeed you must give undivided - atfention to Yyour work and so benefit others, The highest purpose in life is to make the | world a better and a brighter place in which to live.” LUTHERAN CHURCH SHOWS PROGRESS DURING QUARTER| | The First Scandinavian: Lutheran churqh held “its quarterly business | meeting Tuésday evening * aird re-| ports for the quarter were ‘vead,| showing that the work of the church had been entirely satisfactory. - A large attendance in all branches of the church was shown and a balance | was left in the treasury after all bills | were paid. -Fifty-eight persons were | accepted as members of the church during the, quarter, ADDITIONAL WANT ADS FOR SALE—One Ford Sedan, one| Ford truck at a bargain. Bemidji| Auto Co. % 4-8tf FOR RENT--Modern furnishea| rocm. Phone 817-J, 1715 Lake! Blvd. y 2t4-7 FO['NILCovor for auto top. Inquire _ at Pioneer, 148 lections iof -animals in the gardens of his eapital. M ki it t Almost all of the modern zoological ost everyone knows it's wrong to gardens date from comparatively re- cent years, and contain large collec- tions of fine animals, more suitably housed than at any time in the his- tory of the world. STRENGTH OF ORANG-OUTANG If Properly Braced, It 1s'Said the Anl. ma! “Can Easily” Bend Almost The strength of a full-.grown orang- outang ‘is enormous. I have seen one bend a l-nch steel bar as though it were made of rubber.. If he can brace « | himself properly, with plenty. of room to- exert his entire strength, bend almost anything; but between bending a bar and breaking a rope by pulling, there .Is'a-great deal of dif- ference. though a simple menagerie cage may mot glve him any more trouble than a paper hoop. - The strength of the orang-outang, or “wild man,” as the name means in Malay, is iargely in his arms, The arms of a mias—the breed that we were after in Borneo—measure. ten | feet or more from tip to tip. ‘The mias type, which is next in size to the goril- la, is somewhat larger than the-or- dinary” breed. - It is distinguished by a darker color and by folds of skin at each side of the face. from shoulders to hips, is about the size of a man's, veloped legs, long fingers and thumbs that are mere stubs. An orang-outang never. travels on the ground when he can awinNtr:m tree to tree, and, since there ure few open spaces-in . the juugle, he seldom reaches ground except when he gues down to get semething. He can Anything.” he ean A rattan rope-will-hold: him; stroke Its body, | It bas short, unde- MOSY OF OUR ADVERTISERS WAD O FiL& TNCOME TAK REPORYS. BUT THEN KEEP RIGHY ON ADVERTISING JUST W' SAME ¢ season the b “WANT NOU YO FEEL RIGHT. Cruel: and Unusual Punishment. There is,no. cruelty so. so effective as that of restricting the personal publicity of a-man who loves it.—Philadelphia Public Ledger. Not: Inclined to Explain; The average man is perfectly will- ing, ‘after he has made a lucky mis- take; ‘to have it Tteferred to as “a of *genius.” Her Description. A bright ten-year-old girl, - whose. father .was ‘addicted to amateur pho:| tography, attended a trial at court the other day for the first time. This was her account of the judge's charge: ErY | whhe judge made a long speech to thef jury of 12 men, #nd then sent them off into a little dark room to develop.” \ S}_loes, ete. ™ thing in.Sp) IT’'S WARMING UP Yow'll want a new shirt. One 'y with real snap and styles. Our | lines are up to the minute and the selection is made easy from our well loaded show cases. When quality of merchandise is the con- sideration, our price reyvisions are always the lowest_, apd the merchandise the best. We Were Never SoWell Equipped to Take ' Careof Your Needs for Every- - um- . mer Wearing Apparel KUPPENHEIMER CLOTHES Suits with a snap for style and fit. The wearing qualities are the best and the price consistent with the quality. _DRESS UP IN A. .NEW ONE It will not be a diffi- cult matter to dress you in head “gear.” We have a fine new assortment ~of the ‘very latest things in hats. The Boys d Men Come Here Because They Know that They Can Secure the Best that Money Can Buy in Clothes : New F ootwear, Underwear, Ties, Caps and Haberdashery for Spring GILL BROTHE! Third Street <5 S edibie - distances, - hurtlng: through the air and catching branches with-perfect accuraey: Orang-outangs usually:live in. col- onies numbering from; 40 to 60, und the largest and- most powerful is chief. They ‘make. their homes on platforms in the branches of trees and they bulld the ‘platforms by breaking off limbs and putting them erisscross. In mating ale and female. live to- gether, but the couples separate after the young are born. The mother takes care of them. and the father. goes off abont his busjiness,—Charles Mayer in Asfa Magazine. § refined. and Our customers, have noticed that we have been among the first to mark down" prices_on_Suits, Overcoats, Furnishings,’ ‘BE A GOOD:FELLER! SEMD THW. PAPER O A BRIEND. NOL KNOW SOME WHO AWOULD ERNION HEARIN' FROM TH' © OLD HOME TOWN' “THEVS NO EXQUSE FER SENDIN' OUT,OF ). oUW FER PRINTING; UNLESS NeURe OPPOSED YO KEEPING MONEY Is A Food ding your selection of food you naturally want it to be clean and wholesome. If so— 3 LANGDON’S SANITARY ICE CREAM _is the food you ‘will prefer. Our Special Brick for this week is a two-layer, Nessel- rode Pudding and Banana. 235 Confe Langdon Manufaéturing Company : fiiéneries in City THE UNIVERSAL CAR . ARE'YOU GOING TO RIDE OR WALK? - Of course, you have been thinking. about it., “We know what is in the mind, when it comes to the above question. i 1t is our business to acquaint ourselves with the thoughts of the public mind. LIFEISTOOLONG to walk all the Way, and it is too short to be without a .car. This putting it off from year to year, thinking you cannot afford it, | becomes tiresome even with yourself. Others can ride, why do you have to walk? AL IF YOU HAVE BEEN "THINKING— better come in and talk it-over.. . We will help you todirect ' these thoughts into action. Thereisnoreason why youcannot own your own car as well as your neighbot. .. This being a settled fact,. we want to. impress.upon you another fact, which is of even greater importance. : ey e : ‘ WHEN CAN WE DELIVER YOUR FORD? That’s the question uppermost in our mind. We hope you will not expect to come in and carry one away with you. Thl.s is im- possible right now. What’s more, it looks very much as.if it will be quite impossible to sell FORDS over the counter this year. ' ORDERS MUST BE PLACED FIRST We will then endeavor to secure your, car as soon as possible. = The riding season is here, and if your. car has net yet been ordered. ' better do sonow. It will avoid disappointing both you andus. - COME IN—LET’S TALK & ; There’s a Way—We Can Help YouFind It ¢. W. JEWETT €0., INC. ' Authorized Ford Sales and ‘Service Telephone 970 Bemidji , IFYOU WANT TO RENT, BUY, SELL OR TRADE. ADVERTISE IN PIONEER WANT COLUMN i