Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 31, 1921, Page 6

" not resist to foreward you my . ¥HE BEMIDJI' DAILY PIONEER B LIMITED, Hitting Them Hard: ‘A’ correspondent to the'Alma En- ‘terprise gives forth the following . wheeze: “The" jazz band-at the Dover dances has come and gone, and good _ old-time violin 'and piano music has tn en its' place. 'That crazy music may be all right with some, but from our observations the two.or three times we were. there ‘to- see and hear them it was drawing a bunch of crazy nuts to.our dances that we are a.good deal better off without.” ~ Does it draw “erazy nuts or just ‘maturally make crazy muts? —The Majority Wins— Why Not? You know that after spring is well on its way, ‘we usually remoye the banking from around the house. so why not' have the girls remove the banks from 'their - ears prefty soon and let a sunshine in?: .. —Might Do Them Gond— One Reason is Enough. One reason ‘why more men did not buy-a new Easter hat 'is that they don’t look any worse in last year’s hat-than they do in this. —But There Are More— Very Simple. New York Herald: There are now 9,000,000 motor cars -in- the<United States, For each car there are two families—one”to “own, one to eriti- cise. b —But Quite Appropriate— Why Do They Do It? Why do some men go to church to sleep when they would be much more comfortable sleeping at home? At that it is getting harder to sleep in church than it used to be. Between i the preacher and the choir, it is pret- ty hard to get any peace at all. —But Every Little Helps— Tip to the Wives, A Winnipeg married man was hit over the head with a piece “of gas pipe and his money taken from him. | Where there’s a will, there’s a way. —Better Make the Will— Getting Returns. Those Pemidji young ladies whose ‘pictures appeared in‘the Minneapolis ! Tribune recently are now reaping the harvest. Reports are that many of them have received from two to fif- iteen letters from admirers who saw their photo. The following is a sam- ple of one, with all names left out: *'Wias looking over-the Rotograver art section: of the Bemidji ladles in the Minneapolis Tribune. and am de- lighted to gay that I admire your photo very much. and that 1 could best cougmmlallon 3 That's Telling Her— Inhospitality. Some people's idea of a bit of in- hospitality is to be told, when_try- RS.OF MY CAR, ) ASSRARARARRRARREAAS HIDES Cow hides, No. 1 ... Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. Calf skins,-No. 1,1b , Deacons, each ... Horse hides, large. POTATOES Chicago, March ceipts, 31 cars. thern whites, sacked and bulk, $1.05 to $1.20. Bad to Dream of Jubilee. To dream of being at a jubilee al: lows that pretended friends are try- will get the better of your difficulties. | To the satlor, stormy voyage. s 1ing to borrow a stamp, that the post mfixce is still doing business. —=Some Includes Many— Bullets That Bloom. Indianapolis. News: .The situation in Ireland will not be helped by the in full leaf. —Kwite Write— He Was Safe. ’ When Benjamin Franklin® walked confidently down the streets of Phila- delplita’ carrying. aloaf of bread un- der each'urm and’another inhis hand, a loaf of hread was mot as valuable as it is today and bandits were more score, If a man has that much prosperous, rather than as a ‘“‘Poor Benjamin.,” Times do change, and so do prices. —Which Changes the Most?— 18703 T've Got the 10— 85c—=Singin’ the Bl 18706 18710 18716 18718 18719 ~Honey Dew, 18721 18727 45201 45215 45216 35703 Grieving for 35704 35705 12”—$1.35—C 217 Third St. Forgive Me, Lord .. 10”— . 85¢—0ld Rugged Cross .. Broadway Rose 10”— 85c—DMother’s Lullab; 10— . .85c—Honey Dew, medley one-step. Rosie, medley fox trot... 10v— 85c-—SweeL Ma.mma medley fow trot Medley of Irish Jigs....cocooooeeimiceeceanne 10”— 85c—Medley of Irish Reels.........ccooooeueenene The Japanese Sand Man. 10”—$1.00—O0ld Fashioned Garden.... A Young Man’s Fancy.. 10”—$1.00—Roses of Memory .......... I Cannot Sing the Old Songs 10”7—$1.00—I Have a Dream 12”—$1.35—My Wonder Girl, fox trot.......o..occoocoopornie wy Fill the Idle Hours With Pleasure FOR EVERY MINUTE BRINGS ITS SUN OF HAPPINESS AND PLEASURE WITH A VICTROLA AND VICTOR RECORDS Blues for My Kentucky Home o ues . eade ST My Isle of Golden Dreams, Waltz ........ Blue and White Marimba Band 10— 85c—Let the Rest of the World Go By, Waltz Biddy, Fox Trot .. 10”— 85c—Somebody, One Step. medley waltz. You, fox trot.... Just Snap Your Fingers at Care, medley fox trot.... Whitman’s Orchestra 12”—$1.35—Caresses, medley fox trot CGems from “Ji ems irom “Hon Vict; Viet Earle A. Barker WALT: SNOOKS WUZ! BUNIN' /AIBOYTLE OF FURNITURE POLISH AGAINTODAN. THAY WORTHLESS LONG-LEGGED HOUND of MINE DONY QUIY WS ‘SCRAMBLIN' OVER .D\G HOA A MOME ! = SPNSAALT MARKETS ;? \$1.50-52 31.—Potato re-|to investigate. Market steady. Nor-|man of the town board, A L. Sayers, fact thot the ambushes will soon be, bread-today-he-is-looked-upon as quite. beaged in-datryng: v —— “e DECEMDENY VN GO\.,NG "\‘0 TOWNSHIP FARM BUREAU GETS TAXES CUT $8,000 Saving $8,000 in a single township by fighting excessive tax assessments is- the latest achievement of farm bu- reau membérs in Minnesota, When farmers -in Lakeville town- shxp, Dakota county, found their taxes suddenly increased, while ' adjoining townships had escaped similar in~ creases, the farm bureau township unit “got busy.” ' Assessing its mem- hers $1 each to cover expenses, the unit appointed a committee of threel P. H. Sullivan, chair-l unit director, and W. H. Wescott were elected as committeemen. “A certified copy of the assess- ment rolls ‘and tax lists of Lakeville township for 1918 and 1920 were ob: tained from the county auditor,” says the final report made by Mr. Sayers | Ing to do you an injury and that you|angq forwarded to the Minnesota Farm Bureau federation. “This showed a an unpleasant and jump in ‘assessed value from $719,- 019 in 1918 to,$1,158,703, and earn- ed Lakeville the name of ‘The Mil- lion Dollar Baby Township.” The, county commissioners approved an application to the staje tax commis- sion for a 20 per cent reduction m assessed valuation. “We'think that for the first time in the state, this was granted in;blanket form for the whole township,” -Mr. Sayers’ report said. “While this blanket form did not adjust the ‘in- -equalities, it was preferred to a re-|. assessment which would be uncer- tain and would not- affect the first year. We were granted a reducthn of $8,338.37 in our taxes.” R ‘Winnipeg, Manitoba.—The “Dairy Products commissioner ince of Manitoba estimates that over 24,000 farmers in Mnnltuha .are en FOR ESTIMATES on painting, calso- mining, ete, calk 674-W. Tt4-7 . Stanley lleen Stanley Rodeheaver Mrs. - Asher, Rodeheaver Burr Peerless Quartet ...... Sterlmg Trio .Ferera, Franchini Benson Orchestra Benson Orchestra Smith’s Orchestra Whitman’s Orchestra . Whitman’s Orchestra . Oliveé Kline . Olive Kline Olive Kline Lambert Murphy .. Merle Alcock . Merle Alcock Whitman’s Orchestra Whitman’s Orchestra . Whitman’s Orchestra or’s Light Opera Company or’s Light Opera Company H k | | ! “Smith’s Orchestra 1 i | SEUERAL DANS AND W OWNS SOLELN of the Prov-|. | vision of the treas: | ed to ON WIS NEQSPA\’ER oR GOOD CHEER AT WHITE HOUSE President Harding's Reported Bill of Fare Certainly Smacks of Demo- cratic Simplicity. —f It is said that the Harding White House - bill of fare will include chicken ple, as the first lady of thg 1and knows how to make it—and waf~ fles, browned to a turn, by the effi- clent. old-fashioned colored cook of the Harding household. < This smacks of democratic simplicity 4nd “homey” housekeeping of the good old days. The ‘state breakfast and -the ‘diplo- matic dinner are necessarjly more pre- l tentious, and “old-time eating,” served in the old-time way, if not altogether discountenanced, is so disguised as to make the satisfying plenty of the home table seem like a far-off dream. But, allowing for the proprieties of state banquets and the like, there is never a distinguished guest of them all vbut’ that has come up from plain “home raising,” and still remembers the dishes of old days as more to thank God-for than all the French refine- ments of later repasts. Fhe “homeliness” and heartiness of the former linger with them forever in much the same way as_they did with our old friend of the “Uiicle Re- mus” stories when, after a certain ‘notable’ ‘banquet, land he _seldom at- . tended such, he remarked: “Now I'm .going home to gm"'—m.lxmlu Consti- tution. PR (PR S 2 ‘TENANT FINDS BURIED MONEY And Now.a Court Mutt Pick the Owner of Treasure Discovered Hid- den Jars, | treasure in the old Holland house here Laye been confirmed by the filing of suit in the Fnyetge county circuit court by the administrators of ‘the Hol- land" estate against/ a dozen defend- ants alleged: to, lmv‘fi- shared in the dl- e, which amount- 21,000, suyq a dispateh from to the Piftsburgh Nuttallberz. W. Va. to t . Rumors .of - the, finding. of_a_great:| WA\}' “He SA\D T TAtjachments T were-served on 50 banks in the surrounding sec- tion, where the money is believed to’ have been deposited. . . The story of the treasure reads-like romance. In the sixties Willlam Hol- land, véteran of the Crimean war, came to this country from England and set-- tled in the Pennsylvania coal fielfls;.ln 1872 he came to Kenney's creek and began the development; of a kiln.. - He bufit ‘a home here in 1885, where he resided until his death in 1918, He was"dh eccentric character, and none of his' family knew of+his habit of hiding money. He died suddenly of heart faflure. ~After . Holland's death the home passed-into the hands of William Nelson, superintendent of the. coal company, who began repairs and’ reconstruction.- The gold was found in différent jars at different times. its Out Sound. 5 Persons who “wish to concentrate their -attentfon upon studies, business matters or/what not, often find them- selves most annoyingly distracted by noises of one kind or another. Street traflic may be disturbing; the ecrying of a baby may irritate, or parhaps the yowling of cats on a back fence or the persistent tooting of a cornet in the neighborhood may induce exasper- ation. To obviate this sort of trouble, Ga- bino Janregul - o# Bridgeport, Conn., has devised what he calls the “ear si- lencer.” It is a frigme of light construction which may be fixed upon the head in such 'a way that two screws carrying soft rubber plugs on their ends are in- serted into the ears. When' this - adjustment has been made exactly right the two screws that carry the rubber plugs enter the wear- -er’s ears-horizontally and have only to be tightene] sufticientiy in order to fit snugly and. exclude all troublesome sounds. ‘Opossum a Pest in Australia, New Zealand has -a native species of opossum which wears a very beaun- tiful fur. It is ot at all like' the ' /CARL MOLF, WHO WS e».ssao AT CUATEAD TAERRY, uAs RE-ENLISTED N TTH' ARMY. cARL HAS snsm' ALL WS MONEY DOCTORING AN WS 38 A MONTH COMPENSATION WASNT ENODEH O LIVE ON."UNELE SAM: MAN GEY AROUND X0 ME SOME DAY, BUT \ RANY NOW. | MRS, BLUD wooF WAS BEEN AWAY AT RS BEDSIDE OF HER MOTHER WO M,Dm\-\s “1UBEEN LWIN' ON- EGGS AND CORN FLAKES <TILL I'\A GRACKIN' UNDER W s«RA\u " SEZ BLL: LADN'D GIY WELL==OR SOMETHING! 21 MISHY ™ OLE opossum that we kiow [ this country, Many years#ago it was introduced into Australia, and, finding there ‘none .of the natural enemies that preyed up- son it in its’ own land, it has since in- creased ;in_numbers until it has be- come a‘serious pest. It is'a robber of fruit trees However, the value of the’animal “for its fur is so great as to outweigh the damage it does in the fruit-growing sectlons, and in view-of this fact, the ‘Australians ave encouraging the in- crease of opossums in forest districts: Their skins are becoming a -consider- able item of export, and already many of them are made up into fashionable garments for. women in the United States.—Philadelphin Ledger. s Test for Longevity. ! You may not know -that -the .chil- dren of long-lived parents maturejiuch later.and are usually backward in their studies. Medical men have discovered thig is proving that every man carriea about with him the symptoms of old age or early death., The primary con= dition of 'longevity, according to the latest theory, is that the heart, lungs, nd digestive organs, 'as well as the rain, should be large. If /these. or- gans are large the trunk will be long and the limbs comparatively short, The hand will have a long and; some- what heavy. paim and _short fingers. nostrils being large, open, and. free, indicatéglaige lungs. A pinched and lialf-closed nostril indicates small or weak lungs. Of the Anclent Writers. The-excellence of the ancient Writ ers does'not consist in a trick that can be learned, but in a -perfect adipta- tion of means to ends. The secret of the style of thie great Greek and Ro- man authors is that it is_the perfec- tion of good sense. In the first place, said John Stuart Mill, they never usé & word withont’'a meaning or a word ~which adds ‘nothing to. the meaning;" they ‘knew ‘what they. wanted :to 'say and tfieir whole: purpose ‘was to say it ‘with' the highest degree of ‘exact- ness' and- completeness - and bring it home to the mind with the greitest possible cledrness’and vividness. The ancients were- concise’ because of the extreme pains- they took with thelr epithets; -almost all moderns are pro- lix ‘becnuse they do not. The great anclents could express a thought: 50 perfectly. in a few words or sentences that they did not need to add any, more. = - WANTED_12 PRETTY GIRLS! to have their pictures taken for the feature page that the Sunday Duluth News-Tribune is running. State Editor Austin J. Carson writes me: of photos of the brainy or socially active gms “'m not 5o debirous T’d rather have them with regular features and fair to gaze upon.” Suggestions and nominations are we‘lcome and invited if made quickly. Only a dozen among Bemidji’s many beautiful maids can be used—but, perhaps you may help me discover ones “who will take -] the prettiest pmtures To have “something different,”; for. Bemldns sake; an- ummpt' _will be made to get away from old-: Iash; ed and stereotyped styles of pictures—dramatic, symbolic” and artistic poses will be @ttempted. These pictures may be taken'‘ip our S udio, but perferably taken in the girls’ own homes—perhaps including some mtlmate prized be- longing. St s 5% honc 870, :)“' qnuuy, please ' Studio, 10th and Doud sidered. New Blouses in Canton Crepe, Georgette Voiles, Organdies, Mmgonette and Trie- olette i in the new Spring shades Suits, in Jerseys, Serges and Tricolettes. . Silk (.floves, long [ DID YOU GET YOUR SPRING SUIT AND COAT FOR EASTER? If not, better not put it off any longer. New Suits, Coats and Blouses are coming in every day at prices extremely low, when quality of material and workmans'hlp are con- / AT THE BAZAAR STORE .:...$100 to ..............A.......szooomsssoo t your draperies and curtains for Spring now while stocks are complete. We have them in Silkalines, Cretonnes, Terry Cloth, Ratine, Velours and Madras. Genuine French Kid Gloves, per pair........ SllkG}oves,short.....................‘.......................Sl.OOto$l75 $15.00 . $350 .+ 1$2.00 to $2:50 shown by oflflcu of the ear being low. | The blue-hazel ‘or brown-hazel eye, as showing an‘intermission of tempera-: ment, is a° favorable indication. The - 7 S AR G 3