Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 30, 1921, Page 6

‘TWEN'l‘lEl'[l CENTURY’ LIMITED Nothing on Him. Signs around Havana proclaim the fact that “Dios Existe”—God Exists. “He's got nothing on me,” said a vic- tim of the moratorium the other day. | | “That’s all' ’'m doigg.”—The Pitch- | fork. gl | / —Anything on You?— ‘Watch Out Pat! “Begorra,” observed Pat, "makmg’ love{to a widow is a quare thmg to do. _Before' ye begin to know what the end will be you’re scared that mebbe somethin’ll happen. Ye make up your mind it’s no use tryin’ and thin ye| discover ye've gone so far ye can’t| back out. It’s full av disappoint: ments and hopes' and in the end| comes " the greatest surprise av all} whin just what ye expected happens.™| —Pucl:. } —What’s Quare, Thin?— New Arrivals “A future belle of Frontier arnved* to Mr. and Mr. Bert Waldo at the| home of Mrs. Mary Lindholm in this village early Monday morning. “Doc Drake was kept busy as as- sistant to Doc Stork the first of the week. On Sunday it was over the| coming of a son to the Jos, Donahue | of Wayland home. The event hap-w pened at old town Baudette. “Monday a boy arrived to make his | home at Frank Passi’s place near Pitt. | “Those vitally concerned are z\lli gettmg along nicely.”—Northern News. —New News— . Sounds Like Yap | “Lily, Linda and Aino Jokela, Mamie Peeppo and Marie Boyeson | were pleasantly entertained at the Ahola home Sunday afternoon,” says| an exchange. We say that the item sounds as if it came from Hawaii or some place like that, instead of Mal-| colm vicinity. Probably entertained on the ukulele. | —You Never Can Tell— Not Much Difference We notice in advertisements for the wrestling match to be held here| April 8 that a dance will be held after, the wrestling. Why differentiate? | If the dance isn’t any different than | most of those we have seen lately, the | only difference’will be that the dance| is open to the public and the adver-| tised wrestling match is confined to! four men, two at a time. | —Try Them Both— | Consider the Source A married' man was overheard to say recently that it seemed good to| be able to see a man again with some of the yellow of an egg on his beard. Said it looked like old times again, | when everyone could afford to eat eggs. “But if he had been a single man, eating at restaurants, he wouldn’t have noticed any difference. —There Ain’t None— “She Couldn’t Help It” “Bebe Daniels' Gets 10 Days for Speeding,” says a headline, and nfter‘ reading on farther we find that it is| the Bebe Daniels we see in the movies. Evidently practicing up for another of those escapades. Motion for a new trial was denied but she may appeal. Sounds like another| plot for a picture, doesn’t it? —Good Way to Advertise— ‘UNEMPLOYED PENSIONERS TO BE SENT TO SCHOOL | London. (By Mail to the Ul\uml, Press).—Owing to frequent abuses of | ulations made by the Minister of [ bor, an insurance officer may require any insured contributor who applies for out-of-work benefit to go school. Many of the thousands now draw- | | ing unemployment benefit are not | anxfous to find a job. A recent ex- ample of abuse of the government | dole was the case of a woman who had been drawing the out-of-work pay for months, Fearing it was com- ing to an end, she accepted a post as cook at $260 a year, board, laun- dry, lodging, etc., furnished. On the day her employer was expecting her. he received a letter instead, announc- ing that “as the government has de- | cided to continue the out-of-work | benefit, I have decided not to accept | the position you offered.” Employers declare that the unem- ployment benefit is merely subsidiz- ing idleness, and those taxpayers who are eking out existence on any kind of a job so long as it is a job, are beginning to feel sore at the way the government is Dbeing hoodwinked, | especially a%s they have to defray the cost of the hocdwinkers' upkeep. _—_ | Ottawa, Ont.—Immigration to Can- | ada increased 25 per cent last year as | compared with the preceding twelve mbnth: according to gures compiled | by the Dominion Immigration Depart- ment. ADDITIONAL WANT ADS ii WANTED TO BUY—Good rowboat ! with free spoon oars. Address G. G. Thompson, Pembina, N. D. 1 \ 3t4-1 . FOR SALE—Five room hmlse. 81 - Missiseippi avenuc. ‘house. A $50 REWAKMtulsn pi | Jumber. About four thousand feet, | Opsata’s mill yard, four miles loutheust of Bemidji. Reward fim be paid on conviction of guil- | . party or recovery of lumber. is Buchsen. 3t4-1 SALE— 0 Minnesota avenue, h. p. gasoline engine, | stronger. | Mrs. C. C. Ostrander. ! morrow’s meeting. | church last evening put as county club leaders. the out-of-work dole, under new reg-4for more of counties will have leaders ~ | for 3t4-1 * WOPE, AN \TEMS NOY A ONEt \ DONT KNOW NEWS <O0AY, BOY! JEST HERR TH' NAAN ALK SURE NOL VNOW BN 'TEW OR TWO!' ANNRODY 1/ LA\SSEN! \E NOU KNOW ANNONE WWO HAS BOUGHT A CAR, HAS W\SIORS, GOY MBRRIED, BEEN AWRY, | S\CK, LOST WS VOB, WAS A NOUNG SON, = S Gom@ O BOWD - “WAS MOVED O <O TG & VACKATION, \-\k% A PARTY, | BROKE WIS LEG, REWTED A EARN, RASED A \.AQGE HWO&, ?A\NTED e \'\ME A“D MARKETS." 3c-4c | 2e-3c .4c| 5e-6c¢ | 40c 50¢ $1.50-$2 Cow hides, No. 1 ... Bull hides, No. 1, Ib. | Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b Calf skins, No. 1, lb Deacons, each ... Horse hides, large. . POTATUOES March 30.—Potato re- cars. - Market slightly Northern whites, sacked | and bulk, $1.10 to $1.20. Chicago, ceipts, 22 SOCIAL'AND PERSONAL | Mrs. 0. C. Rood returned morning from Crookston where she | has spent the past few weeks during | the illness and death of her sister, this | Corporal Cleo H. Larson left lasc; (\Xgln. for Camp Cook, Neb., after a| 30-day furlough which he spent at? the Bert Greenslit home. ST. PHILLIP'S LADIES TO MEET TOMORROW AFTERNOON The St. Phillip’s Loadies Aid will meet at the home of Mrs. J. A. Dal-| ton, 519" Minnesota avenue, tomor- row afternoon. The following offi-| cers were elected at the last meeting of the Aid: president, Mrs. W. Wort)); vice-presidnt, Mrs. Dan Gainey; secretary, Mrs. C. Tharald- gon; treasurer, Mrs. T. B. Cassidy. 1A Iurg@ attendance is urged for to- ‘ PRESBYTERIAN HAM AND EGG SUPPER IS SUCCESS The annual ham and egg supper | held by the men of the Presbyterian | in the church | basement between 5 and 8 o'clock proved to be a decided success, ap- proximately 350 people being served. This is the largest number in at- tendance at the ham and egg supver; | although the annual turkey supper has been served to much larger | crowds, statcs Rev. L. P. Warford..An | excellent pfenu was served and the men proved themselves able waiters. | G00D YEAR FORECAST FOR JUNIOR CLUB WORK A big year is forecast for boys’| and girls’ club work in Minnesota. Graduates of the school of agricul- ture at University Farm are going| A score | six months beginning. the first of April. The schools or the farm bureaus of the counties will bear the | expense. The men have signed up in | the office of T. A. Erickson, the state leader. Blue rth county is setting the pace with 60 juniors enrolled in the dairy calf project. Purebred Hol- stein and Guernsey calves will be dis- mong the boy and girl 8 a club short course to be held at Mankato April 15 and 16. Noted Packer Backs Plan to Aid Overseas Buyers Thomas E. Wilson Thomas E. Wilson of Chicago as a_ member Cnmmmef on Foreign Tr:}dc of v - on the Or- of the ‘new fnnee with A fhave men |tioneer; Dora Young as Rose Raleigh, | | con. ! tried with considerable success by the 'The nest time you feel wakeful at ” AT CARR SATURDAY The play “Deacon Dubbs” is to be | given at the Carr Lnke school house | Saturday night, April 2 This is a three-act co) edy conched by Miss Adah Willia) The “all-star cast” consists of Pnul Bagby as the jovial | Deacon Dubbs, from “State o’ West| | Virginny;” Arthur Voll:man as Amos | Coleman, in love with Rose Ralexgh" Chester Larson as Rawdon Crawley a villian from the city; Walter Lar- son as Deuteromony Jones, the clum. sy hired man; August Jarchow as the | ibulous Major McNutt, the auc- | whose farm is sold at auction; Adah | Williams as Yennie Yenson, the little Swede girl; Dorothy Jarchow as Trixie Coleman, the cut-up; Ethel i Boyer as Emily Dale, a snob, and Mrs. Ed. Larson as Philipena Pcpuver, an old maid with both eyes on.the dea- | Mr. and Mrs. John Peterson, Miss Mary Mead; Emil Blatter and Mrs. Volkman are to assist with the music. The proceeds of the play are to go toward a community music fund. There will be a confection table where candy, coffee, sandwiches and | ice cream may be bought.' Every one| com¢ and have a social time after ! |the play, which js to begin at 8: 30 | o’clock. Niagara River Obstructed. The Niagara river was obstructed by ice at Lake Erie and ran nearly | dry above the falls for one day, March | , 1848, The Detroit News recalls | at o man walked across the falls that day and the water did not more | than cover the soles of ‘his shoes. | lhoto"mphqh\\ele taken by Orrin-E. | Dunlap of Niagara Falls one day in | March, 1903, which were printed ln' the papers at the timé, showing the American falls practically dried up, only a little stream trickling over the | - | eliff in the distance, while in the fore-| ground a portion of the falls, generally swept by a torrent of water, was en-i tirely dry. Other plctures showed peo- ple walklng about and' gathering sou- | venirs in what ‘s generally the bed of | the American rapids ubove the falls, | An ice blockade above Goat island, di- | verting practically all the water to | the Canadian side, was responsible for this unusual condition: The same | thing happened in February, 1905. The ! falls were dry but a day or so at a time. oA Laoking Twice. « Self-made men, particularly those || who have advertised themsclves as such, are finding their idols tottering on thelr pedestals in the face of the Increnging attacks by the forces of | education. A professor in a tencher’s college expresses himself as follows: “The fundamental cause of our poor || attendnnce (in the . upper school grades) Is the pernicious cult of the self-made man.” While a young man, in writing to tell his reasons for want- [ ing to go to college, clarifies his point in this fashion: *“We often meet the ‘gentleman’ who says, ‘I never had an education and look at me'—and we look. think a lot.” Baboons Afraid of Airplanes. Norman Chase, an English traveler, says at Kamaehs, he noticed a num- ber of baboons which were in the vicinity showing unmistakable signs of fear. They crowded together and whimpered, giving every indication that something unusual had disturbed them, Mr, Chase's dog, a well-bred Airedale, and known to be plucky and fearless, nlso became uneasy, and ap- peared to be in dread of something. On looking round for the cause of all the trouble, Mr, Chase observed the airplane flylng overhead at a compara- tively low altitude, The sound of the engine and the huge birdlike appear- ance of the plane no doubt upset the equilibrium of the baboons. Yawning Said to Induce Sleep. 4 The last suggestion for the cure of mild attacks of sleeplessness is the “Imitation Yawn” system. It has been writer himself. Try it for yourself. | house on Saturday 8:30 p. m. ‘We don’t say anything but we **i#l#**k*i*(*‘li 9% BEMIDJI TOWNSHIP ! KKK KKKKRRKKE KKK Walliex Kenshe had pis wrine severe: Mrs. John Brooks went to the St.|sary.to have a physician attend to:it. Anthony hospital last weel: to sub-| Did you ever stop to consider what | | mit to an operation. a stupendous task it is to put-on al Mrs. J. Sofer has returned home|home talent play in the “country?! from St. Anthony hosmtal much im-;Some of the cast in ‘“Deacon Dubbs”- proved after her operation. live six miles from the place of re-! Word has been received from the|hearsal. None live less than onel Rako family that Miss Laura Rako|mile except Miss Young and Mr.! has 'had a very serious operation for|Bagby. Many trips were made by a! goitre. The latest word reports her}few when not enough members were doing as well as can be expected. present for a rehearsal. The ro: s. Miss Dora Young of Staples and|[have been horrible, but®the part Miss Mary Mead of La Porte return-|pants didn"t quit or holler either. Let’s | ed-to their duties as teachers at the|{go to “Deacon Dubbs” Saturday, Carr Lake school after their Easter|April 2, 8:30 p. m vacation. The Getchell and Fenske children have all recovered from a seige of the | smallpox. Ethel Boyer is enjoying her Easter vacation at the Wm. Boyer home. Miss Ethel is a sophomore at the Be- midji high school. The Better Farmers’ club held an interesting meeting at the Carr Lake school house. on Saturday last. Be sure to take'in the play “Dea- con Dubbs” at the Carr Lake school *|cupying ‘their cottage south of the| x| Carter corner. - 1 Hope for Us Vet “What do you regard as the ‘bul-] wark ‘of the nation?” “The common sense of the plainj people.” “When does it assert itself?” “That’'s hard to say, but a statis- | tician tells me 60 per cent of.our pop- | ulation has never learned'to ‘shim- my.” "—Birmingham = Age-Herald, SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER || 1 Mr. and Mrs. Gust Moe are now oc- THE ANDREW BERGQUIST' STORE AT REDBY WILL BEGINNING APRIL 1, 1921 THE MINNEAPOPIS TRlBllNE DAILY AND SUNDAY Will be handled exclusively in Bemidji by LESLIE GLOMBOSKI X! 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