Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 28, 1921, Page 10

eyw.-m Newspsper Union \ \.EW P AN H\)NG ' times before bock beer was replaced by ‘mock. beer. i ~—Lite’s Little: Mockeries— - ‘ Not a Picnic. A representative ‘of- The Ploneer, upon seeing & bunch of children being escorted along the street by two young ladies, thought that perhaps a ‘school -pienic- was soon to be held. He approached the elder of the two ladies who appeared to be command- er-in-chief and asked her if she was having a picnie. She :quickly re-| sponded that the ghildren were all hers and it wasn’t any picnic either. —Curiosity Killed a Cat— For the Youngsters, Dear Twentieth Century: I notie- ed recently -an advertisement in a “ Twin City paper offering ‘“a home recipe for gray hair.” What’s the idea? . Who wanls gray hair?—I. M. Right. You at least have to give the ad- vertiser credit for the way he start- ed out the ad “a home recipe.” That will catch many eyes. 4 —Wood Alcohol Has— 4 Was It Pleasant? 3 A certain social event was report- ed to The Pioneer recently as fol- 3 lows, with the exception of the ks names: “Mrs. was pleasantly surprised Tuesday aftermoon at her @ home when 24 of her friends walked | : in on her.,” Evidently took the house by storm.. % 3 —Surprised s Right— Something Under the Hat. Judging from some of the spring| styles already exhibited the women are t6 have something under their hats this summer. . ‘A far as we can see, though, it's just decoration. —Have You Noticed— {Sunday? that long to decide what kind of‘an Easter bonnet she wants. —Have You Found Out?— " An Early Winter. What will we do with the new hats and gowns that were to have made their first public appearance Easter ‘Wasn’t it a poor day for the usual dress parade? Still we heard of one woman who carried her new hat to church under her last winter’s coat so as to wear it jn the | choir. It’s a shame we weren't warn- ed soon emough about the cold wea- ther so we could have had brand- new overcoats for Easter, and had some kind of a show at least. ~—Merry Christmas— ififirfi'mm‘ E ADDITIONAL WANT ADS DOST—Tow chain between Jewett's garage and Thirteenth street on Beltrami avenue. Finder return to BOSS, | UAD W SLAMEDEST : \NTO A KEG OF AND WHAT RECAME \ DREAM LAST MIGHT! \THOY i\\\K\ OF OV, FER D ONTO: TH' BORDER | 27w, THEY WUZ AN EARTHQUAKE peves sAKE? = OF v GARTOON S 7 § i ; - AN\~ FLOOR COLLAPEED! L\\(E mict ;S - | 1 NOD FELL \NTO Tt _. S Lm0 ey 20 NOU NEVER = > |, I WN GUESS! g | QEL\. NR 4 ERRBBIRRE £ Ward Bros. 2td3-29 ) Nearly a Wet One. | oo (B a3 4508 4 FOR RENT arty may rent 5-room | 3 & 1t is reported that the Scottish Rite ¢ NMasons mnearly had a wet b uet Thursday night at the Markh 3 after the last of the banqueters left | the feastive board, a water pipe over- head sprang a leak and—well, prelty nearly made things wet. —Remember the Flood— Short Arm J~bs. When you spe an ad offerin ward for the: return o and “no questions aske safely bet the advertise woman. 1 may When &' man p be said to Jose her sessfon. A man may be a good tulker but still have an impediment in his thoughts. i When some men have brain trouble ' jg harder to locate the brain than the trouble. No man knows the real vaiue of a woman or a gold mine, but many a man has gone broke trying to find out. It's the man who has always been accustomed to corn bread and cab- haze at home who does the most kicking at a hotel, { cause it takes the average woman Lent lasts 40 days—probably be- f, g the household furs Address “R” care Ploneer, 1t3-28 WANTE! D-—Luly to keep house on far) Guud easy place to work. B npuse by nitare. 2t3-28 2t3-29 | | ce desk. flat red. Call at e, or telephome 922. 3d3-30 | SRR O R E MARKETS i l....ujl P PR PP ORI Er PR, | HIDES | | | tareh o 2 Potato re- Moot éteady Nor- ad bulkk $1 to South DIL jul [ ‘River L)hin h PO Chicago, March 28 —Potato re- ipts, 42 ¢ Market fim. North- wclied, $4 to $1.20. Dakota Red | . $1.50 to $1.60 | RALPH ?AR@AUT of Royal, attempt to wrest the title ym its present holder. 1 retain his title. ally close match is assured. HELP gkl CURTIS of Bemulj' 1l-around athiete and he is con-- Both men - of condition and an exception- CURTIS WIN THE TITLE —BE THERE! 4 lowa TITLE MATCH BEGINS AT 9 O’CLOCK T S —— S 520 5 e i Present Tel:phone Raig Enjoined by the Federal Guun ) L. c CURTIS. Bemid Mm..." 156 Pounds 57" BEMIDJI ARMORY FRIDAY, APRIL nt of e ng telephone have been enjoined by | enforce Minnes al .Court. The rates iy the Feder: ad the present rates been continued in Minnesota this Company would sustain a Joss of approximately $1,000,000 this year. The stockholders would have to suffer this loss and in addition nothing would be earn- ed to pay them dlvldends on their invest- ment. S e e Welterweight Preliminary at 8:30 CHARLIE LAINEN of BEMIDJI vs. > BUN DIETZ of GRAND FORKS ; SAILOR BUD FRISK OF MINNEAPOLIS WILL REFEREE ADMISSION: $3.50 $2.50 $1.50 The' Court in this case has granted par- tial relief because of the great need of the company and has not attempted to deter- mine the amount required to give us a fair return on the value of our property. - This { amount will be ‘determined when the case is finally disposed of. Including Tax Reserved Seats on Sale at Boardman’s Drug Store, Bel'mdjl, beginning April 1 Mail Orders Must Be Accompanied By Cash BIG DANCE AFTER SHOW e Munc by Shuck’s Five—piece Whirlwind Inter- national Jazz Orchestra BE THERE' 1t should be borne in mind that the com- - pany cannot meet the requirements of the public for service and make the necessary extensions to its property unless it is able to pay all expenses and a fair return upon the money invested in the business. SRR R e &2 R and betierments to our state we must expend ap- ,.(\00 0"0 e uL ar and this ¥ay exfension property in th RALPH PARCAUT Royal, Jowa 156 Pounds . who mu<| be nu mdod to m\ust 1t in our the offer to them of a fair re- turn on their money. {7 S sent, no change will be made in the loct\l rates at this exchange. NORTHWESTERN BELL TELEPONE CO. IF YOU WANT T0 BUY. SELL.OR 1 .u‘x ‘u, 1'I.RTEC: IN THE PlONEER WANT COLUMN ) DAILY PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS 1