Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 18, 1921, Page 8

/ PAGE EIGH¥ N THE BEILDIY DAILY PIONEER LIMITED | i il S\Z\\)v\‘ER Tombstones on Sale Advertisement in a country news- paper, according to the Boston Tran-| 1 schi‘pt: - i | JEST AS GDOD, or Sale—A second-hand monu-/ BVR ment, slightly used. Great bargaini ONY -t € for a family of the name of Duffy. * ADV?RD:\SED —DMade for a Duffey— One Good Thing About It | It's a cinch that the girl who is| wearing knee-high skirts ‘doesn’t have | to walk like she was wading a crcek.l | MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL WAN « DOWN ~UPOR \\IDNDER \WHN SH SWANCNEE FOLKS AVWANS SING ARBOLY THAT RWER 2 LOTS OF RWERS EXPECT THEN'RE SHEY AINY NO USE GEYTING SORE AT US BECULZ YER PAPER SYOPS, AN MORE THAM GETTING PEEVED AT NER CLOGK RECUL I STOPS! 'S TH! SAME FELLERS FAULT B0TH STOMESY —But Sometimes They Do— i Good or Bad? Within a short time now the lawn mowers will be clicking merrily | again, but it is difficult to say whether | this is good news or bad. That de-i pends on who mows the lawn. | —Some Don’t Clique— I Getting Nowhere | Here are a few things that will get you nowhere, at least, not very far: VCanying an empty flask on your { MARKETS HIDES ip. pSelll_y;g tamdrack at poplar prices. | Cow hides, No. 1 Getting a frog in youF throat. | Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. .. Talking about wine, women ;and|Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b....... seng—any more. iCull skins, No. 1, I Telling the kids they should be|Deacons, each . more careful after they have fallen Horse hides, larg and broken their noses. Standing still. Twin beds. —No Use Trying— ..2¢-3c| 4c| . c-6e | .. .40c-50c | ve...$1.50-52 ! POTATOES | | Chicago, March 18.—Potato re- | ceipts, 59 cars. Market steady. Nor- Very Careless |thern whites, sacked, $1.20 to $1.25, A recent headline tells us a young | bulk $1.25 to $1.30. woman was robbed of her hair while asleep in a Pullman. Perhaps she WEEKLY MARKETGRAM will keep her grip lochad next time.| (U. S. Bureau of Markets) i —Akron Beacon-Journal. | {ing. March 15, 1921. ~—Hair Razing— | Fruits and Vegetables—Potatoes More Hair weakened slightly at Northern ship-| Some of the girls wear their hair"’,“‘z stations, closing §1 to §1.20. down the back because it’s against Chicago carlot markei down 10c to e qaie sac ecaus 15c at $1.20 to $1.30 sacked. Round front. - Now. you anything down the 'y ifey at Western New York statlons |also lost last week’s gains, closing —But, Is It?7— $1.03 to $1.17, sacked. Bulk stock Getting Consents 3 |steady New York $1.50 to $1.65. A young girl of 28 wants to know Carlot shipmenis, week ended = | b 75 H if ‘she can get married without her March 15: Potatoes 3,750 cars; boxed parents’ consent. Sometimes they apples, 385; barreled apples, 863; can, and sometimes thoy can't ger cabbage 494; celery 446; lettuce, married with or without it. The con- 464; sweet potatoes, 276. Shipments, week ended March 8: sent of somge unmarried man is the potatoes, 3479; boxed apples, 420; | most essential. | barreled apples, 812; cahhage, 685; | —Just Try It— |celery, 469; lettuce, 453; sweet po-| " tatoes, 346. Here's Another Looker | "1ty products—Butter markets Another girl of twenty-one thinks|continue weak and unsettled at it about time “she was looking around | prices four to six cents lower than a for a husband.” Leave husbands alone, girlie, but you have our con- sent to go after a single man as hard as you can, and you may get one in due time. -—That’s the Better Way— Not Getting Far Indian medicine men used all sorts of stunts in their efforts to drive out the devil, but they apparently never succeeded in driving him very far. —Lead Him Out— GIANTS LOOK BEST IN NATIONAL LEAGUE RACE (Continued from Page 1) Benny Kauft or King, he ought to walk ay with the pennant. After a slump until midsummer, with the pitchers out of condition and a fragile infield, the Giants chas- ed the Pobins clear to the wire last vear. ¢ The club is stronger should start stronger stronger. Rabpitt Maranville will make a pennant qontender out of the Pitts- burgh Pirates. George Gibson sac- rificed some batting strength and some powerful outfield talent to get him but there is pleniy left. The Pirates look awfully good for the race, but not enough to nose out the Giants. Brooklyn has the best staff in the major league. It may cven be stronger with Reuther in the fold, but the club is no better than it was last year and everyone excepting the residents of Flatbush admit that the Ebbets crowd was rather lucky last year. The Cincinnati Reds appear to be shot. Pat Moran wrecked his club to get rid of some disturbers. With a recruit, Bahne, on second base and the light hitting Crane in right field the club will not be as strong as it was last year. There may be better morale on the club with Reuther, this and year, finish pitching Ring, Rath and Neale gone, but mor- | ale will not go it alone. Johrny Evers also has been tearing down the Chicago Cubs to such an extent that his club is a mystery. However, any club under Evers must be figured. He brought the Giants out of the ditch last year and he “may be” a miracle man with the Bruius. Among the Cards, the Braves and the Phils there may be a ‘‘Brave team of 1914” that will step out in midseason and knock the circuit dead. But there’s nothing to indi- cate it now. Charley Stoneham, president of the | (Giants, and McGraw are claiming the pennant and their claim looks at the very least as good as anyone's. SET HARNESS FQR SALE Bids will be rece! 1 Coun- ! 9 1, for 1l rLl¢ harness ire Deparcment. Certified check of 10 per cent to accompany all bids. City council re- serves right to reject any or all bids. Fire harpess may be examined at Jacob Brown's Harness Shop, 106 k midji, Minn. STEIN, City. Clesl weelk ago. eastern markets and closing quota- |tions indicate that further changes are likely as Chicago is higher than castern markets. Recent arrivals, Danish in New York; several im- portant cargoes due. New Zealand ! I butter stored in San Francisco also reported being shipped east. Closing prices, 92 score: New York and Bos- ton, 45¢; Chicago 45%c¢; Philadel- phia 44c. Weakness which has de- veloped at Wisconsin primary cheese | | markets is being felt in distelbuting | centers, and tone is less steady than | |a Week ago. Markets have been un- | settled for several days. | markets in better position than| | western markets account lighter re-| ceipts of fresh goods, particularly | from New York state. [ {increasing as shown by heavier re- |ceipts fresh at country warehouse point: Prices at Wisconsin primary markets now average: Twins 25%c; | Daigies, 2614 ¢; Double Daisies 25 %c¢; ! Young Americas 25¢; Longhorns 26c. | Livestock and Meat—Sharp de- |the past few days caused a net de- ‘clinn of T0c¢ to $1.10 for the week. | Beef steers down 10c to 25c; butcher cows and heifers 25¢ to 50c; feeder isteers up 25c. I per 100 pounds. March 16 Chicago I prices: Hogs, bulk of sales, $8.90 to 1$10.35; medium and good beef steers, 1$8.40 to §10; butches cows and heif- lers, $5 to $9.60; feeder steers, $7.75 ito 9. light and medium weight | veal calves $9.75 to $12.25; fat lambs $8 to $10.50: feeding lambs $7.25 to 1§9.40; vearlings $7.50 to $8.75; fat |ewes §5 to $6.35. i Cadets’ Great Ride. | Two hundred and fifty senior cadets P of Vietoria, B. C, have recently com- | pleted a 1,400-mile ride on bicycles, | bearing dispatches from the state com- mandant to the minister for defense. | The small riders averaged more than | 14 miles an hour, and they completed their task 6 hours and 23 mivutes ahead of schedule. This fine perform- ance roused public interest in the new system of cadet truining, which has taken the place of the monotonous drill-yard evolutions. Australia is training its youngest soldiers in camaraderie, self-sacrifice, alertness and a love of athletics, The story of the 1400-mile ride against unex- pected obstacles has set a standard which will nct be easily forgotten by }mu Australian boy. While the dis- | patch ride has done much to direct | attention to a happier system of train- | ing, it has also served to afvaken the interest of fathers and elder brothers. | Ash Leads in Tennis, Good tennis rackets require choice | woods. Strength is furnished by the bentwood rim or bow, which is usu- | ally ash or hickory, says the Ameri- can Forestry Magazine of Washing- ton. Elm is serviceable but its ap- pezrance is not regarded as equal to t of hickory or ash, and appear- lance comnts for much. Domestic Colloquy. “We can’t afford to live in this ex- | pensive fiat.” l “Well, what are we going to do? We rd Production ( is five bells, or as the toll Wherever his | HOHNOR SHOULD BE AMERICA’S Washington Man Really Was the Frst to Demonstrate Possibilities of Wireless Telegraphy. A dentist living in Washington, D. C., invented, patented and demon- strated wireless telegraphy before Marconi was born. Had it not been for the attitude of big newspapers and the stubbornness and lack of vision of congress, this country today would be enjoying the honor, distinction and credit of presenting wireless telegra- phy to the world. The nante of this comparatively unknown inventive gen- ius is Mahlon Loomis. Back in the sixties and seventies he eked out a modest living by plugging molars and waking “store” teeth for the politi- Washington, D. C., for week end-| cians and social leaders of Washing- | ton. Doctor Loomis called his discov- ery “aerial telegraphy.” His first pub- lic demonstration was made in 1866 from the two peaks of the Blue Ridge wmountains in Virginia, some 18 miles apart. From each peak an ordinary kite was elevated, connected with an insulated copper wire attached at the lower end to a telegraphing appa- ratus, The operators of each party were provided with telescopes, with which they could sight from one sta- tion to the other and read the signals. When all was in readiness a message was sent by the doctor along the wire of his kite, and was received at the station on the other mountain top just as though the two kites had been con- nected with a wire in the ordinary way. In this manner communications were kept up until the fact was thor- Heaviest price declines {n | oughly demonstrated that telegraphing | could be done as readily without as with connecting wires. DOG RELAYS CALL OF 'PHONE Well-Trained Animal Said Never ‘to Make a Mistake in Notifying His Mistress. Not far from Boston lives a dog by the name of Timbuctoo, a dog which has never been trained but which of | its ,own accord sacquired a “trick” Eastern | Which besides being clever is decidedly | helpful. His home is on a farm, which Is served by a seven-party telephone line. operator would say, “Ring five.” mistress is when the telephone rings five times and give five short, sharp barks, has never been known to make a mis- take either by barking more or less clines in Chicage hog prices during ‘han five barks, or by calling his mis. tress when the bell rings some other call, < In order to “show off Timbuctoo,” his mistress asks a neighbor to call Fat lambs down 50¢| por fn a few minutes, then she goes | somewhere out of range of the tele- phone, and Timbuctoo never fails to give proof of his trustworthy sum- moning, Eggs From the Orient. A train of 25 cars, loaded entirely with Japanese and Chinese eggs, left Vancouver, B. C., the other day, bound for New York. The train was made up of nine carloads sent over from Seattle to be attached to sixteen car- loads of eggs from the steamer Em- press of Russia. The eggs from Seattle were delivered by Japanese liners. The eggs, with the exception of 1,500 _cases for London, England, and 1,000 cases for Montreal, were all consigned to New York. The shipment to the latter point consisted of approximate- ly 17,500 cases of 30 and 36 dozen each, or about 6,500,000, more than an egg for breakfast for every man, wone an and chilg in New York city. Economy Carried to Excess. A short time ago, on seeing a man who was sitting beside me in & cafe- teria “get away” with a large ham- burger sandwich in three bites, all “mind your own business” policies were cast aside and I remarked, “You must intend to catch an out-of-town train; you are in such a hurry.” He came back with, “Oh, no. You see every one's stomach requires a certain ampunt of meat and it is known that by ghlping it it takes longer to digest. As meat is high I eat this way and by so doing I have to eat meat but every third day.”—Exchange. Past the Academic Stage. “Should women smoke?” asked thei man who likes to theorize. “TlLat isn't the question any longer,” said Mr. Gadspur, “Nor “What we've got to decide now is whether or not the additional fire risk LEGEND IN NEW CLOTHING Story of Samson and-Delilah as It Might Have Been, but Undoubt. edly Was Not. “Now, Sammy,” began Delilah, coax- fogly, as she advanced toward him pair of scissors. “Just look up that tree—see the little birdie?” And she coquettishly displayed the gold fillings in her five front teeth. Samson could never refuse Delilah anything when she flashed all that gold on him. Delilah gently took hold of a lock of Samson’s hair with her left hand, but before she could snip it off with her right, there was a thunderous knock on the door. 'Twes a-man on horseback, i “Away! Away!” cried this anclent Paul Revere. “The flood is coming down Mount Dingus. Flee thee hence!” “Oh, Sammy!” wailed Delilah, drop- ping the scissors. “And I just paid off the mortgage on the house this very week, Now all that monoy is wasted. Oh, Sammy!” Samson thought hard for a moment. Then Delilah flashed her teeth once more, “Up! Go up in the attic!” com- manded Samson. Then he planted a kiss on Delilal’s eyebrow and she with her hands behind her holding a - Samson dashed: out the door and lifted up the house in both hands and tied the doghouse .around his neck. And thus stood he, -with Delilah high and-dry, while the flood rushed down Mount Dingus and by. “Gosh!” said Delilah to herself, aft- er it was all over. “I'm glad I didn’t cut his hair off before the flood— Detroit Free Press. . FREEDOM MUST BE BOUGHT And the Price to Be Pald Is Complete Mastery of All Passions and Appetites. Freedom is not a gift, but an at- tainment. It does not characterize the state of nature, but flowers from the growth of personality and civiliza- few, - = .. O 1 Action issues from character and there is inner discord and the feel- ing of restraint until the individual is happy and satisfied in his act and attitude. A divided will marks incomplete personality, and it is not a free will. Every man must win his own. free- dom. He must desire it enough to pay its price, and its price is the mas- tery of passions and appetites. As a man gains mastery over his own powers and desires he is free. Resolutions_are_good, because_they The call at Timbuctoo’s house | Timbuctoo will go to her | He the original. Hosanna In French Open the (ok, (The Palms (The Lost Chord (Fesi (Unfold Ye Portals (The Palms (The Holy City (Christ Arose ! Telephone 34 caused by women smokers will justify | == WHEN VA KNOW AN \NTERESTING PIECE OF NEWS, OONX BE SELEISWt CALL LR THIS OFFEE AND TELL US ARDUT \Y AND WELL PASS 1Y ALONG 10 ‘W' REST OF Pouut Wait for Busizess to Hunt You Up! Go AgterTy! TR FOLKS he sense of incomplete Self- mastery and to the vision of greater self-control and freedom that are pos- sible—Minneapolis Journal. Original Galoshes. 4 The fashionable galoshes that are now flapping about the ankles of pretty girls were first introduced in America -about 1830 in Boston. galoshes or boots were as ugly -and clumsy as they are today, but were even more popular. They required peculiar care, as the manufacturers had little-knowledge of the use of rubber gum. In winter they froze hard and stiff, and had to be thawed out Lefore they could be worn, and care had to be taken not to thaw them too well, or’ they would run into a sticky muss. In the summer they got sticky and shapeless unless kept on ice and taken out during a rain- storm only. No one who was anyone thought his or her toilet complete without a pair. They had to be watched carefully, for once they start- €d to rot the smell was terrible, and it was necessary to take them out and bury them. Plan War on Hair Seals. Hunting hair seals by airplane and destroying them by machine-gun fire has been seriously proposed to the Canadian fisheries department by fish- Les Rameaux (The Palms) In French Gates of the Temple ) (Mé¢ssiah—I Know that My Redeemer Liveth or the Wings of a Dove (Festival Te Deum—Part I 1 Te Deum—Part II ) (Hallelujah Chorus (From ‘Messiah”) {The-Heavens Are Telling (Angels Ever Bright and Fair (Beautiful Isle of Somewhere Comfort Ye My People Messiah, Handel, Tenor Ev'ry Valley Shall Be Exalted Messiah, Handel, Tenor He Shall Feed His Flock Messiah, Handel, Contralto Christine Miller Soft Southern Breeze Barnby, Tenor e Gloria Twelfth Mass, Mozart, mixed voices, in Latin, Gregorian Cheir 7. Hallalujah Chorus Messiah, Handel, Mixed Voices Bells of Joy Carol, Shepherd, Mixed Voices Vietory Carol, Neal, Mixed Voices Easter Chimes | Intermezzo, Kunkel Easter Fantasia Descriptive, Lake Barker’s Drug and Jewelry ermen, says a_report from Vancouver, —music for Easter With an Edison or Victor Phonogr;aph in your home you have at your command the world’s choicest music. The greatest artists perfo music of stately cadence—an machines reproduction wou Victor Records for Easter Marsh) Reinald Werrenrath) Reinald Werrenrath) 45089 10 Trinity Choir) Pryor’s Band) ‘William Robyn) Harry MacDonough)16408 10 Jarvis) Hayden Quartet)16008 10 Price—$1.35 Each Price—$1.85 Each _ # Store \F NOU LIKE THS PAPER, 00T BE ARRAID <O SAN-SO,FER WE SURE APPRECIATE. KIND WORDS The | ME o0\ ! B. C. The scheme prwosehfl'fifid 4 last spring of trapping the salmon-de- stroying hair seals at the mouth of the Fraser river by means of set lines and short laterals armed with strong hooks brought a measure of success, new proposal Is to come down on them from ' the unsuspected heights, as they bask on the sandbars fn thou- sands, and pour a stream of bullets into them. % { Welding Optical Glass. 3 ' The improved method of welding aptical glass worked out at the Unit- ed States bureau of standards; gives perfect union with practically no dis- tortion, and is adapted for many pur- poses, such as making glass cells and hollow prisms, joining lenses and clos- . ing glass tubes with accurately. fit- ting flat ends. The shaped-glass ob- Ject is heated in an electric furnace to the annealing point, when the appli- cation of a small blowpipe flame along the edges to be united produces a quick welding. 5 Yield Valuable OIl. An oil obtained from stumps of red pine trees has been found to be val- Enrico Caruso 88459 12 Enfico Caruso 88403 12 Evan Williams 74198 12 Marsh)55053 12 Trinity Choir)35674 12 Conway’s Band) 35484 12 Marsh) Trinity Choir)35075 12 Carol Reed Oratori Carol Sinj . Carol Singers 80441 L Creatore and his Band - Peerless Orchestra 80442 uable for recovering silver from pul- verized ore by the flotation process. rm at your wish—songs of joy or d when reproduced by these 1d be difficult to distinguish from List Size Price $1.76 1.76 1.76 1.50 1.00 No. 1.36 1.35 1.35 .85 .85 Edison Re-Creations for Easter Let the Merry Church Bells Ring (Carol, Mixed Voices) Carol Singers 50334 Ye Happy Bells of Easter Day (Carol, Mixefll Voice§) r Angels, Roll the Reck Away Hymn, Roper, Mixed Voices, ‘Calvary. Cho}t e Jesus Lives Hymn, Gauntlett, Mixed Voices Calvary Choir 50406 Reed Miller _Reed Miller 80258 Singers 5 302 Choorus. Bemidji, Minn. but was not entirely a victory over the, wise mammalia of the ocean. The