Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 12, 1921, Page 6

MICKIE, THE PRINTER’S DEVIL \RENE, THEN WULZ W \GNORBNTEST BIRD JEST N HERE! WE SAID "AWT SAW" AND "HAVE WENT' AND DIONY . KNOW WMAT \ MEANT. BY SAYIN' HE [ SURSCRIPYION HAD EXPIRED " HONESY, A NEARIN DAEDY AN \ YO COMPREHERD AT YOUR UNITIMELN DEMISE WAS APPROXINATENN OCEASIONED BN THE GOUCURNER'S BEING NO DISCIPLE DF THE MOSY Perhaps She Was We read -of a man in Miuiuiypi' who caught a wife in a bear trap 23 years ago. He is called the “Wild- man,, of the Loaf River Bottoms.” Some ‘dne asks if she’is wild too. She undoubtedly was for a few minutes at least, when she was caught in the —Wouldn’t You Be?— ’“No Doubt About It | A local member of the almost pre-| historic funnel gang says that getting ! into a happy state of mind on “near bear” is’ like trying to inflate a mili- tary balloon with a bicycle pump. * ~—So Saith the Shrewd— Z Have You Noticed? £ & Rk o g cae, | BUSINESS STUDENTS ARE | LATINS FAVOR THE AIRPLANE , T it n at it can | ! el y “Splash mud darned near as far. MARKETS | GIVEN PRACTICAL TALK| souen America Wild Over Flying, Ac ADDITIONAL WANT ADS DO YOU KNO w o I cording pera Singer , 5 ~—Look C.iut, for the Ford 1 | (Continued Xrom Page 1) Returned From Tour, ok b 1 2 Paintid Angels HIDES cheaper than he could sell it with — That if you earned $5.00 a month less it would not South America has caught the aerlal fever hard, according to Madam Grace Fjorde, just returned from a grand opera circuit of the Latin-American republics. “In Lima, where I sang in the palace at a concert arranged by President WANTED TO BUY—Late model roadster. Six cylinder auto pre- ferred. State model, make and price im first answer. Address J. ‘E. F., care Pioneer. 6d3-18 FOR SALE:m‘ive passenger taufin: car. Popular machine in good con- dition. Will consider trade: for mean that you would be compelled to depri of a great deal.” Suppose that your pay envelope was $5.00 per month short. Put that supposed shortage into a NEW YORK LIFE POLICY and forget it temporarily and see'what a little difference it makes now—and what & big differs A local stenographer admits that she paints and says:. “No man ever saw an angel that was not painted.” And no man ever saw very many stenographers that are not painted— that is, out of Bemidji. —2212%— small production and small volume of sales. “Two manufacturers are engaged in making a shaving cream. Neither of them advertises and the sales of | each are 100,000 tubes a year. One | manufacturer determines to adver- | tise and appropriates one cent on each +..4c-5¢ +.3c-4C .+ .6e-Tc .. .6c-Tc «es...60c-600 .$2.560-$3.50 oy POTATOES Cow hides, No. 1. .. Bull hides, No. 1, Ib.. . Kipp hides, No. 1, Ib. Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. Deacons, each .. Horse hides, large. ve yourself o 1 b X learned the rich young men s F o i 24 t How About Yours? | Chicago, March 12.—Potato re-|tube sold. Presently he finds his| 1-c8uia. I learned -ence it makes later if you live, and ‘what a big differ- N ¥ 3 irplanes in which modern city ‘home, preferably a s N A b e That New York landlord who cut|ceipts, 64 cars. Market weaker. | market expanded to meet a demand|°f Peru all own al o ence i d make to Ma; the Babies if you die. down the rents four or five months| Northern whites, sacked, $1.30 tolof 200,000 tubes a . He, dis.| ey 3ally 0 ot aid back fram tho 25333., hl;;l nx’m::;tg?dl,l -»-}?,ffi;'fs' e it would make ry and the b4 capital city to their haclendas,” she “The -President’s son told me. i’ manufacture | covers that economies ago evidently meant well, but he now make it possible to lower the cost $1.40; bulk, $1.35 to $1.45. didn’t start any fad. That is,: not PR RPN Car” care Pioneer, Bemidji. ' - said. 6t3-18 'DEAN 8. M‘rrcuE_LL s o flight. so anybody would notice it. | 3 NDING | per tube. The next year he in-| he shortly intended to make a ; ettt PART OF BUILDING STA | creased his appropriation to two cents| to the United sm!les.hcroéslntn llic:ado:', wmg Todau T = fl,m,‘,’ Touse, New York Life Man - . er tube and sells 300,000 tubes, and | the Panama canal, the Central Amerl-| modern and centrally located. State . n : T ; Hot Stuff | Famous Colonnade Row, in New York, | still further 1oqwers his factory cost,| can’republics and Mexico. Events like| price and terms, together with full Northern National Bank Bldg. Bemidji, Minn: Erected in 1838, Has Not En- tirely Disappeared, - description in first letter. ~Prefer to buy from owner. “House” care of Pioneer. o s f o ke g ELR dad® g FOR SALE—Late model Ford Sedan in good running order. Self start- er and extra tire. Call at Pioneer office or Pioneer Stationery Store. 5d3-17{, WANTED TO BUY—@ood, flat desk. Golden oak finish' prefefred. inquire at Pioneer office. * 3d3-12 FOR SALE—Spot light for automo- bile, Price $4, cost new about $8. Telephone 922. 5d3-17 the opera and bull fights, and even offerings of the shops, are advertised by dodgers dropped from flying ma: chines.” ’ Madam Fjorde is the first woman to fly over Lima. She went up with Cap- tain Moore, an American, who is the head of the Curtiss Flying school there. The sister continent Brazil comes naturally to the art of flylng and is the home of Santos Dumont, the pio thereby increasing his profit. The third year’s increase of his a‘tl!verti!- |ing appropriation increases his dis- On the menu card of @ FeStUURADt|yipyion to 500,000 tubes, still fur- in New York this Is printed: “With-| ther reducing the- cost of the produc- .in these historic walls were sheltered | gorr "5r S 0 ides that his prof-| Dickens, ‘Bryant, Washington Irving.| it 7ig"too large. He cuts the price be- a President of the United States (John | jow what it was during the first year Tyler) and many other distinguished|and makes twice the profit. patrons.” The statement Is not ex-| “This is not a fanciful theory, but aggerated, Part of Colonnade row, ig a mathematical proposition from a benutiful structure crected nearly| which there is no escape. The man- n century ugo, still stands, and Joseph | ufacturer reduces the selling price to 3 Conte's restaurant occuples the greater | the consumer and actually makes a) neer aviator, In a few weeks Fre part of it larger profit through quantity produc-| Lewisohn, New York banker, who Colonnade row and the bullding oc-| tion that comes as 4 result of adver-‘ owns extensive platinum properties in cupied for years by the Author’s|tising. y the upper mountain ranges beyond Lengue of America, at Seventeenth! ‘The man who increases the an- Benueventura, in the republic of Co- street and Trving place, are all that | BUal volume of his sales through ad- jombia, expects to lead an expedition remei ‘ i e regl. | VETtiSing is the man who can buy in j, o geveral thousand mile flight over remain of Washington Irving’s resi 7 n a larger quantities at best advantage, ;o Andes. This aerial excursion will dence in Manhattan, for long ago " the Andes. i« and hence it is in his power to under-, P and use a plane passed the house on William street|cal) ]l competitors and at the same Start from Panama I L where he was born, and the house|time show a good, clean profit at the , cauipped for nine passengers. m;';‘ | near the Battery, where he lived im- neers, photographers and writers w end of the year.” | mediately after his return in 1832 from et be in thz party. | seventeen years of wandering In Eu GUNNER OUINN DEFEATS [ acter of a horse from its color. Bright rope. Colonnade row, originally 'known as La Grange terrace, was bullg in 1838.; The buildings earned thelr/ sobriquet on account of the facade pillars, archi- | (Continued from Page 1) | chestnuts _and light bays are -high | tecturally most attractive, thut adorn | willing to support Bemidji. Northome | spirited, but netvous and delicate, the structures. ' | was represented by a large delega- park chestnuts and glossy blacks are Paulding, Halleck, Cooper and other | tion, and likewise Cass Lake, Akeley, ,rqy and more tempered. Rich bays writers of the period frequented the | Park Rapids, Hackensack and many | e great spirit, but nr‘e teachable. place. Poe was too poor to be in thelothet smaller towns. The Interna-| p v ‘ana ren g‘m“ are hardy and then fashionable neighborhood. John | tional Falls special carried four c-ach-| (o1 " Snile light grays are e Tyler lived at 430 Lafayette street, in | 8 well filled, approximately 100 fans posm" p- “the row,” and events attending his |ttending from the northern city. | R fther strawbes bl wedding took place there—~New York | The armory was well filled, every| Itoans, either strawberry or blue, Sun iseat being taken and.a large num- are the ‘hardest, and best working of i ber of standing room privileges being | all, even tempered, easiest to train, sold. The committee in charge is| tuking kindly to everything. Rusty well pleased with the support given' blacks are distinguished for their pig- and looks forward to future bouts headedness. ‘A horse’s' “white-stock- which will be worthy of the same Ings” give another clue to character. hearty support. The show went off, A horse with one white leg is a bad where a large office Is maintained by | Without & hitch and it is believed that| orie, with two its temper is uncertain, a company which quite openly admits | everyone attending were well satis-| with three it Is absolutely safe, with that they have not done a single bit of | fied with the bouts and the way they| four may be trusted for a while only. The Shields Enterprise published | the following concerning a fire at Selfridge, N, D.: “Fire destroyed the store building and contents of Abe Jepelsl:y.” Probably poor Abe had Jjust eaten his Sunday dinner, too. —After Dinner Mints— Maybe He Sang This Song 1 should vorry so long as I get My dinnair every day; The floor is sprinkled vid gasoline, The basement’s full of hay; Vot’s da use to vorry ven I'm broke. —Wonderful Harmony, Eh?— A Versatile Animal (From Youth’s Companion) “For Sale,” reads an advertise-| ment in the local paper, “a cow that | gives ten quarts of milk a day be- sides two grindstones, a lot of farm tools and a set of harness.” —Some Cow— ‘There’s'a Reason We are asked why the young\' people shouldn’t have the measles. Of course, we don’t know. Youth is the rash age. —Letemavem— Who Gets It? A statistician figures that the av- erage farmer’s wife makes $4.004 a| year. She usually gets about $4 and considers herself lucky. —That’s No Joke— Speak for Yourself, John! We read that there is a movement on foot to establish “courting par- lors” in New York. Any young man who gets up sufficient enthusiasm to propose in a courting parlor with 15 or 20 people looking on is entitled to the solid celluloid carving set. —And Then Some— “We” figure that it takes a lot of How much Time are you giving to help develop your community? You should have heard Dr. Zentz’s address to the Civic. & Commerce Association W e d- nesday. | Pompey’s Pillar? The famous column ‘stands in the neighborhood of Alexandria, on an! eminence about 1,800 feet south of the | walls. It is supposed to have been built to commemorate the conquest of Alexgndria by Diocletian in 206 A, D. Mankind’s Hope Is the Future, We live in the future. Even the happiness of the present is made up mostly of that delightful discontent which the hope of better things la- spires.—J. G. Holland, Color and Horse Character. An old cavalry officer says that one may judge the constitution and char- THE NORTHERN NATIONAL A Business Man. “He was a wonderful man for busi- ness, my boy—he even trained his lit- tle girl to put her pennies in the gas meter, and she thought it was her money ‘box.” Fair Warning. If and when the coming comet.col- lides with the earth, people falling through space are kindly requested te keep to the right.—London Punch. IT IS GOOD FOR THE' SOUL TO VISIT WITH PIC- | Not Easily Discouraged. The prize-winner, so far as hopeful- ness Is concerned, has been discovered down on Broad street, New York, . REBUILT TYPEWRITERS We have now in stock two fine rebuilt typewriters. One a Monl’:l 5 UNDERWOOD and the other a Model 5 L. C. SMITH. : courage even when . there’s none| pusiness In three years. were handled. [ A s 3 : e o Vo e oo years *° 7 [were handed,____ s TURES OF THE OLD FOLKS ; P . ccident Statistics. . Dom Joao's Botankxal Gardens. ¥ . o2y - . : icturesk N ing one, whose sole commerce before An Americanphysician who has col- - Dom Joao’s botanical garden in Rio, | Your Cholce of Eldlel’ Mlehlne for $75.00 1917 was with Russia, and,since the deféction of that country Ithe office bas been maintained, and the wages lected a mass of statistic: regurding | serious accidents on railways, in mines | and factorles, has put it on record | capital of Brazil, is.today the finest in the New World and equaled only by that of Buitenzorg, Java, says Har- (From Successful Farming) I have but one picture of my her mother. It was taken durin We offer also the following list of rebuilt machines with our factory connections, fully iuarqnteed to do first-class work and in fine condition. These are offered subject to prior sale. ¥ ’ young girthood, long before was born. I am forced to depend upon my memory. for the likeness of the loving, - white-haired mother who passed on twenty years ago. How I wish I had a photo of her taken during these later years. But wishes iare vain in matters of this kind and paid to the force in hopes of some arrangement being made so that trade relations can be reopened. So far nothing has happened, and the head of the firm has gone to Russia to try and help things along. Meanwhile the of- fice 1s opened each day and the force sits around reading the papers and, that the dangerous period of the month is from the twentieth to the twenty- sixth, He deélares that nearly haif the bad accidents of the whole month oc- cur during those seven days. rlett C. Adams, in the National Geo- graphic Magazine. Its century-old im- ported bamboos are as tall forest trees; its native Victoria Regia lilies nmiost queenly of their kind. Its Royal Palm avenue, almost 1,800 feet long, is second only to Rio's Quadruple Palm V- One L. C. Smith No, 5. with us it scarcely seemed necessary; and the whitening hair and stooping shoulders and dimming vision came so gradually that neither my brother nor myself were aware that she was growing old. And almost without warning came the time when she ‘was with us no more. i It is the part of wisdom to take Marringe is not a religious cere- | photos of the old folls frequently. mony among the Burmese. There i a | The chances are thua_ pictures will ceremony, of course, but the only nec. | be worth their weight in gold in the essary and binding part of It is that |years to come. What does it matter the couple should, in the presence of |if it cost a few dollars? K witnesses called together for the pur- | Pictures of relatives and acquaint- pose, eat out of the same bowl, ances connect the present with the S Power in Paim Oil We have thought of palm ol ia such penceful connections as soap stock and -massage creams, but had never assoclated it with those devilish stuffs, gasoline, benzol and the joyride, But oil 18" oll and chemistry plays strange tricks, and the time may be of the seeds and sold them. Today these “feather-dusters of the gods” wave in every part of the city. At present there is a free distribution of #ceds and plants from the botamical i garden, One Royal No. 2 ture of all those who really know why| we put Picturesk in this colyum ev- ery day. Well, you don't see OUR picture there, do you? —Nuff Sed— A group picture of all those who| - H +| avenue bordering the Mangue canal. (I realizé that I may never possess reaily gob a Hick out of every item ilke Dickons' famons ‘e, Mlcatbiy In the carly days these palms were [any better likeness than that which One Monarch No. 3 ....ccioiiiecrimmmsinesenenns $48.00 in this column today. Oh, did you? ¢ for somcthing to turn up."| ot 20 fag a mark of the royal distiLction and [ my memory produces. fo 19 11950 : Then draw your own picture in the 5 were planted only in parks and ave- | - :}rlld ;IIIFI‘); h;v{e li tmi,n pichx;u of mz One Underwood No. 12, 12-in. carriage...... 82.50 frame. 3 nues near city and county palaces. | mother ankly, purely a mat P Yy o m e 1t might also be called a group pic-| he i Coney, CI'OSS'COUHU'Y Flle | The story goes that a slave stole some | ter of ‘neglect. When she was daily One Remington No‘_ B0 s ‘1"‘” 2 kN 3 ut One Smith Premier No. 4.... One Oliver No. 3 One Todd Protectograph . I"Wi SOCIAL AND PERSONAL § Mrs. Caroline Abbott left today for | heér home at Foreston, after spending | § the winter at the home of her daugh- | ter, Mrs. Ray Kaliher. i Corporal Cleo H. Larson, who has| been visiting at' thé Bert Greenslit home," left this”morning for Park Rapids where he will visit for a week betoré returning to Camp Crook, Neb. 1 Wedded by Eating Out of Bowl. Quick Service on All Repairs For All Makes of Machines If your machine needs attefititn telephone us and we will secure parts o,nsg;%f;; in for you to be repaired. ~It will take but a few days &nd the machine will beé retursied di- rect to you as good as-new, +|past Somehow the heart grows tender as one visits in this way with friend: and acquaintances of the long ago. It is good for the soul to commune in this silent way with those whom we_once knew. There is a sobering influence _in it. Perchance it strengthens the sense or sympathy that we all need in much larger measure. If this is 3ll Telephone 799-J or-922 MODERN SROTHIRHOOD OF | AMERICA MEETS MONDAY i th The Modern ‘Rr 1 of Am- erica will mec: 21 evening at 8 o’clock at the Moose hall. A social time will be enjoyed after the busi- ness session and lunch will be served. T BTN P R SRR, This is Lieut. W. D. which he started from Fla., with only one stop, ! | | | 1 standing beside (he army air service plaue in ! . Cal, fu the attempt to iy te Pablo Beach. | e Wouble fosced hiw (o lund at Bronte, Tex. near when not only the fatty juice of the palm kernel, but even the oil of the succulent peanut may speed the flivver in the place of petrol. “May be near?” What do we say? That time is actually here, and today oft in darkest Africa automobiles are being operated successfully and cheap- ly with their tanks filled with palm oil.. And also in_ Relgium the same flutd is being used, in an experimental way, .and is proving even more succes- tul than its first advocates imagined, —New Orleans Times Pleagune, | true of those unrelated to us, how much more true ought it to be of those near and dear to us. By all means take pictures of father and mother, grandpa and grandma while they are here. All too soon the time may come when pictures cannot be taken. Appointments may be made at your convenience for your conven- ience. HAKKERUP'S STUDIO Telephcne 239 Bemidji PIONEER STATIONERY Beltrami Ave. Mo Pionaer Want Ads bring Resulls