Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, March 10, 1921, Page 6

LIMITED MOVIES AFYERALL, BEC PARRARIASNERKERINRARE. A Shot in the Arm “Former Senator Shot in the Capi- tol,” says a headline. We understood he was'shot in the wrist. Must have been wearing a wrist purse. —A La Crapk— Fi Anrplune Glxdo i A New York paper tells us that “50 men and 39 young women ‘instruc- tresses’ in -a downtown dance hall switched from the jazz wiggle to the police court parade as the cops shim- mied in.” ‘With a real up-to-date police patrol service, they were probably taken in an airplane glide to the police court. | Or did the Camel Walk? | —Fantastic Fanatics— The St. Cloud Times says ths “prohibition may be said to be ef-’ fective when a man does not need| to chew a clove before going home to his wife.” Yes, and when he does not have to chew the rag after he| does get home. | | : HIDES —Just Imagine It!— | Cow hides, No. 1. ...... Guarding the Shores | Bull hides, No. 1, Ib.... (Kansas City Journal) | Kipp hides, No. 1, Ib. . A careless compositor can play | Caltf sking, No. 1, Ib. havoc with a serious poem, as one did | Deacons, each . a shert time agq across the water. As|ilorse hides, large printed, the lines read: | “They faced the terrors of the deep! 'And guarded our snores while we| were asleep.” FER LS W MALS <O \YS A WONDER SHE 00! MARKETS . 4¢-5¢ .3c-4c *50c-60c [$2.50-53.50 POTATOES ! Chicago, March 10.. _!(’latnto\:re- ceipts, 51 cars. Market firm. or- —Across the Water??— thern whites, sacked, $1.40 to $1.45; Willing to Oblige | bulk, $1.40 to $1.50. chronte mghtmave. and- who | ASSOCIATION REPORT . SHOWS DECIDED GAIN quently cried out in her sleep, adver- (Continuefl from Page 1) tised for room and board ‘“with a family who would _not object to screaming in the night.” Among the answers she received was one which | 9 asked, “How often would you requirc | bought with a stupendous price,” he| us to scream?”’—Boston Herald. ‘smd OQur government guarantees i \ |to us the freedom of life, liberty and —-Ain’t that a Scream?— pursuit of happiness. Having se- cured all these, good clhzenshlp de- mands that we see that they endure. | To do this, a real citizen will, if need Picturesk irifice if demanded, but sacrifices of finances and person must be made liberally. He will co-operate with his i fellows in all helpful work and finaliy |he will learn that happiness is not a muter of geography, but a condition 'of mind. A man may he happy in a wxmull town or in a large/city, depend- ing on his condition of mind.” ‘ A resolution expressing the regreh {and sympathy of the association for | the death of Senator Leonard H,| | Nord was passed and copies ordered sent to the senate, the house and rel- ‘ntives of the deceased, Cross section view of a snow bank, newly snowed. - In. the background, | by observing with scrutiny, you w: permit your eyes to gaze upon a snow bird chasing a white sparrow. —Look Again, Your Eyes Are Bad— Hard on the Jack “Jack Tough lost a valuable horse || Monday. It keeled over and went to | wherever dead horses go without any | warning, and about $250 of Jacl money went with it.”—Baudette R gion. —That’s Tough Alright— Not So Strange y were business callers in the Reports coming from South Amer- | :ity today. +ica tell of a tribe of wild women | without tongues. That would appar- ently be cause enough to make any woman wild. But when they have s and are still- wild, that’s . and Mrs. Otto Simon of Pu- rs. Martin San’e of Werner, who I been visiting_ relatives here for a week, returned to her home Mon- day. 2 | G. W. Hawes ,zeneral agent for AN T . W ] Aineles e S0 Line with headquarters at Hellingeneral | Minneapolis, wa a business visitor in Supposing the housewneq should | the ity ; demand an eight-liour day. Then the world would know what belligerency |, J- R. Michaels of Superior, super- and calamity and hellingeneral really | :’l‘:" ‘g‘:lll)iil:]kha :’SR I‘Ane was in the means. Ask those whose wives have' 1siness taken that privilege without demand-{ SAVATION ARIY LADIES’ ing it. i _They're on the Inside Track— | The Ladies’ Aid of the Salvation i v | Army will meet at the Army hall to- | Everyone is invited to at- Squirrel Food j morrow. Roam around a hit and you will | end. soon discover that all of the nuts do not come from Brazil. You mighti meet a few Bemidji friends. | —You Never Can Tell— TICKLE 'EM TO DEATH Washington, March 10.—Several canny little pests can be “tickled to death,” department of agriculture ex- perts have found. Certain enemies of cabbage, peas, onions and melons that have learned to come in out of the rain of poison sprays will sneeze themselves to death over 4 specially prepared snuff, the entomologists say The “snuff” is nicotine - sulphate mixed with kaolin to make 40 per cent nicotine. It floats about under| ZENTZ TO TALK ON “SOLDIERS, SLACKERS AND ROUSTABOUTS” The subject on which Rev. G. H. |Zentz will preach tonizht_ at the | evangelistic services being held at’ the Methodist church wul be & diers, Slackers and Roustabouts.” The attendance last night was good and a spirit of deep concern was manifest throughout the meeting. Prof. Rueckert will again sing some ; special selections at tonight's serv- ices. REVIVAL MEETINGS FOR TEN DAYS IN NYMORE the leaves, tickling the mites so ir-| Special rcvnnl meetings will be re; bly that they fall off. conducted at the Salvation Army hall in Nymore beginning tonight | DYEING YOUR NOODLES Washington, March 10.—If you Rev Jacob Williams, field evangel- see an egg noodle that looks as if }\e ist of the Holiness Methodist church {and closing Sunday evening, March | 20. such noodles, following reports somemeethS manufacturers are dyeing their noo-| The meetings will be_ held each dles instead of smearing them With | evening at 8 o’clock and on Sundays eggs as the law requires. STORE ROBBED FOR SECOND TIME IN SIXTY DAYS to participate. | LAMMERS AND BUZZLE ELECT TOWN OFFICERS Officers elected at’ the | township election in“Lammers are as | follows: supervisor, B. E. Tweten; I | sessions, the morning meeting will be (By United Press) Anamoose, N. D., March 10— For the second time in 60 days the Albricht Brothers general ctore here | was entered Iust night. Goods to the\ amount of $1,700 were taken. town clerk, J. Nan; treasurer, VICTIMS OF FORGE T T. J. Lomen; assessor, O. A. Sime; Faid I:: I-ul.I. TODAY justice of peace, John A. Larson. | The election Tuesday in the town- | ship of Buzzle resulted in the follow- ing being elected: supervisor, O. T. Bakken, K. K \Iellnnd clerk, B. M. Tverson; t , Carl Clauson; sessor, Halvor I oppang just peace,, Louis Tegner; TFessand. {BY, United Press) St. Paul, March 10.—Five victims of a forger \\cr» paid in full by John L. Lenart today, earning 25 cents a day in the state p n twine plant. He saved cvel t untl he had the $43.00 necessary to casc his con- science, e of constable, Tom The town hall proposition 1 was defeated by a vote 01.46 to 23. GOJNG YO W ™ KANSAS @Y MAN WHO SHE SENT $50 TO, WUZL PINCHES ™ {STATE LAUNDRY OWNERS | be, make sacrifices, the supreme sac- | | lurday. AID TO MEET TOMORBOW | gated school Thursday, M R RS RS R R had a yellow streak, detain him. Gov- ' at Minneapolis, and Rev. Martin Bast | ernment inspectors are looking for|of Duluth will have charge of the ‘there will be morning and evening' | held at 10:30. The public is invited | annual | SaNS we e VEFRALDY GOSH, NY GOY (W UPAMTERS eOuet MEETING AT ST. PAUL l (By United Press) St. Paul, March 10.—Dirty clothes |and how to clean them occupied the |attention of a state-wide gathering !of big husby men here today. i. They are representative .of the! |laundry owners of the state. More than 200 members of the Minnesota ' | Laundry Owners’ association are here | for the sessions which will last three | days. |GRAIN BUYER PAYS 37¢ PER HUNDRED FOR FREIGHT (By United Press) Breckenridge, March 10, — John Holecek, grain buyer of Brushvale, had a carload of grain shipped-frem Wimbledon to Brushvale via Moor- head, a distance of “120 miles, and | his freight bill was $259, or 37 cents a hundred. The rate, it is said, from | Wimbledon to Minneapolis, a distance of 210 miles further than Bruskvale, is 17 cents a hundred, |CANADIANS WOULD PLACE | DUTY ON IMPORTED CATTLE | (By Inited Press) Y Winnipeg, March 10.—The con-| tinued suspension of the duty on cat- tle impo; into Canada until such! time as. the United States may im-; |pose a duty agnmst importation from , Canada, is urged in protests.to the Canadian minister of agriculture dis- patched by the Stock Growers’ asso- |ciation of western Canada. KKK RE KKK KKK KKK * NORTHERN , & IE S 2RSSR E S C. B. Deardorf and son were shop- ipers in Bemidji Saturday. 1 The meeting of ‘the Community Farmers’ club of Northern was held { -t the Northern Community hall Sat- It was entertained by Mrs. | Grover. | Otis Mandrell spent Sunday at the | 0. A. Whiting home. | Mr~and Mrs. O. L. Nunn were vis- itors at the home of E. R. Moulton’s | Friday. Blynn Anderson was a caller at ‘the Whiting home Monday evening. Mrs. Wm. Masterson called at the [nome ot G. Figel Monday. Walter Masterson jvas gquite ill Friday, Lee Worth, Ellen Blade, Ruth Run- yan, Vinten Runyan and Anna Figel, daughter of George Figel, called at {the home of, George Figel Sunday, 4where they Spent a very enjoyable lafternoon and evening. School Notes. 3 Alma and Brid etta Osburn we new scholars at the Northern consol arch 3 The agriculture class is very busy testing milk. The eighth grade geography stu- dents have organized a club which. meets every noon at 12:30 and spend one half hour on certain geographical subjects. x SPUR * IEZ S SRR 2E RS0 TR ‘We are sorry to state that our pos!- mistress, Mrs. David Carnegie, has been tgken to St. Anthony's hospit. at Bemidji and ip seriously ill. Ed. Duechanc /will soon return to Tolley, N. D., his home, having spent the winter on the G nger farn Miss ‘Berthg Norum ' has resigned { her position ‘as principal of our ! chool here and will supply a teach n her place, i sveriinmer and wife will oc- cupy the Ritchie house across from the postoffice for the sumumer, at least. C’ICCC’CCI’#CCC!" FROHN *| EE XSS RSS2 SRS S R X ] Mrs. Péter Narum, who has been | visiung wiih triends ot Minneapolis for a few days, returned home yes- {terday. She brought little Bernice | Hermanson back with her. She will stay at the Narum home for the re-| mainder of the winter. Followin€ are the results of the| |town election held in Frohn Tuesday, March 4th. Supervisor, Gust Berg, for three‘ year term. Supervisor, Ferdinand Nelson, lor two year-term. Town Clerk, G. G. Moi, re<elected Assessor, Nels Willett, for two ):nu'w term. ‘ | irenusuer, L. P, Evans, re-elected. Justice of Peace, A. A. Hanrklau.‘ two year term. | | Constable, Peter Narum, two year term. Constable, John Buelow, one year! term. Gust Berg and S. S. King arrived home last Saturday from Movel lake, where they have finished their log- ging contract. 1‘ Ed. Malzahn, who has for the past RUFLS GORIIS WAS SOLD WS TOURNG. CAR. AND BOUGHY A EOADSYER ~HE WINMMEN DEADHEADS DRWING FROM W' BACK SBAT“AND we NESS, RELK(VES Thunder next Saturday. | Equitable Farm club ‘and the Wo- club after a lengthy discussion in ‘| regard to raising alfalfa, decided that | the near future. i "EED LP ON NERVOLS OLE “e»x uoos \O-THS !four mnnthfliean staying at the home of his daughter, Mrs. A. C. Graf, in- tends to leave for his home at Good John Colburn’ was a business calls er in Bemidji last Monday.” Mr. ‘and Mrs. Fred Hensel were guests at the William Clark home in Bemidji last Sunday. The regular meeting of the Frohn men’s Sunshine club which was held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Roberts last Saturday was well at- tended. The members of the Farm it would be more profitable to grow medium red clover and timothy and the members of the Sunshine club are making plans.to hold a carnival in Mrs. Foster, who has been in poor health for some time will go to Roch- ester for medical treatment. W AEREEEEKE KKK KKK KKK * © SAUM ¥ * * % tfifi?i‘l*}lt‘fi\ti Olat Stortroen, who has been Vis- iting friends and relatives here, will leaye for his home in Saskatchewan, Canada, this week. Messrs. Garland and Bnoss visited at Ole Woldin't Sunday. ‘Thousands of feet of logs are being landed on the Slettvold Bros. new mill site. snow, LI CHARLES NIBMENER SAW A e\-\\mnew GORKIN OLT, LAST JIGHY 'N HOLLERED," OH, DADDY, SANTA @LALS GET WS W\-\\S\GRS ] BURNED ORRA* A\m THAT SMART 2 WE'S OF, UNBUGKLED L\KE A tn\g\a» THE UNIVERSAL CAR & ‘ Motor With Comfort—In a Ford Sedan N [4 WITH v HEN you ride in a Ford Sedan or'Coupe, you ride in comfort— weather holds no fear for you. A minute; and your car is lrinl- formed. Windows down, windshield open—the Ford Coupe or Sedan affords the coolness and breeziness of the ope ncar. . Windows up, windshield closed—and you are protected from rain, wmd, sleet or ‘And bear this in mind. The Ford Sedan costs you no more than the ordinary open car. In fact, the Ford Sedan costs you less to buy, The farewell party and dance giv-: 7/ war tax included, than any touring car manufactured in the United f,:.,.,’:,’ vfi.‘:‘ rwifio r:{f::d;: ,::‘f ;"‘,';:;,e States, except, of course, the Ford. Compnre the prices yourself. ‘,,’f:sy :‘:fn&:egn’g’;,“bll;e““’szu“f’x“&f Come in—let us show you the Ford Sedan or Coupe. Better get chestra. your order in now while prompt delivery is possible. And never forget m? v!e;gsh: dga;'i ,:x:“?)iz:‘s:;?l‘;x:ga “11;' the matchless “Ford After-Service” given Ford owners by Ford dealers tearly gone. ~ means the continuous use of your car.’ R ADDITIONAL WANT ADS LOST—A han(l Jpurse with loose change and chlruprncuc card. Re- turned to Pioneer office. 2t3-11 WANTED—Young pigs about 100 1bs. average. Will pay stock yard prices. Write or phone R 16-F-4. Hintz & Schroeder, Bemidji, Ml.ml1 2t3-1 C.W. JEWETT CO., INC. affords the coolness and -breeziness of the open car. TELEPHONE 970 g / Windows up, BEMIDJI ICECR. 4M/ Y SUPREfm-D ( = MakesItSo! =« | (L / Tyl Made in the Sun-Lit‘lf‘actory N How much Time are you\ giving . ~to help devélop your community".? : . You should have heard Dr. - Zentz’s address to the Civic & . Commerce Association W ed- nesday. ‘ THE NORTHERN NATIONAL ottt Members Aero Cl AIRPLANE RIDES | i Over City, Lake and Wood: * Fromt Lake Bemidji IN !CURTISS BIPLANE RELIABLE—DEPENDABLE Lieut. J. Earl Fladeland - Fifth Year Without an Accident. ub of America. Ex-Army Aviation Instructor. International Licensed Aviator. $5.00—American Legion Boxing Show Day- i F RIDAY ONLY—MARCH 11 ]I : : . a3 e “White House” Place your-order for e i T AT T T Abercrombie & McCready Annex Candy Shop ‘Bemidji Candy Kitchen LANGDON MFG. COMPANY OUR SPECIAL FOR SUNDAY IS A THREE-LAYER BRICK OF \ / “New York” “Chop Suey” Langdon’s Sanitary Ice Cream with any of the following merchanta— Boardman’s Drug 8&&”’ Brakke Grocery Miller’s Grocery Markham Coffee Shop