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e e “A La Mondclnohn" Somebody sent the editor of the| Poketown Gazette a few bottles of | home brew. The same day-he re- ceived for publication a wedding an- nouncement and.a notice of an auc- tion sale. ‘Here arq the results: “Wm. Smith and Miss Lucy Ander- son were disposed’of at public auc- tion at my farm one mile east of a beautiful cluster breast and two whites calves, before a background of farm implements too numerous to mention in the pres- ence of about seventy guests, includ- ing two milch cows, six mules and one bob sled. Rev. Jackson tied the nuptial knot with 200 feet of hay of roses on her; \RENE , GLESS WHO \ SAW DOWN YO ~TH' DEPOTww AGRENT B¢ rope and the bridal couple left on one 1 ' good John Deere gang plow for an' extended trip with terms to suit pur- chagers. They will be at home to their friends with one good baby bug- gy and a few kitchen utensils after twelve months from date of sale to responsible parties and some fifty chickens‘——-Exc‘hnnge. . A Family Dog ! For Sale—Thoroughbred bull dog. $ats meat. Very fond of young ba- bies. Apply E. Z “In My Bnby 's Arms” A prospective purchaser is said to' have gone into a Bemidji music store and inquired as to the price of phonograph records. The conver- sation with the lady clerk was some- thing like this: | “What records have you got, and! how much are they?” “Well, let's see, I can give. you “Smiles” for fifty cents. And then I have “Kisses” for seventy-five cents, and for one dollar, “You'd Be Surprised.” ! We wondow how much she would | ask for “Kiss Me Again.” But then, | most of the records are two-faced, anyway. | Aok Picturesk The above snapshot picture shows where Moses was when the lights went out. So mnny people have al- ways wondere ! * Sir Gallnlud Undone A chipper chap, desiring to show a Bemidji young lady his knowledge of wheezes, stated that.he was going up to the barber shop for the “Foam Scene” from Lux, meaning, of course, that he was contemplating a shampoo. The lady did him one bet- ter and without thought asked, “Why don’t you try ‘Evory Flakes.” ” LA /' On the Dotted Line Considerable curiosity is connect-' ed with the fact that seven men in Bemidji each received one vote for ‘mayor at the city election just past. We venture to say that each voted - for himself, or else thought he had to sign his flame to the ballot and did so on the first blank line he saw. Here'’s a job for the League of Wom- en Voters. i IOWAN COUNTY AGENTS OPEN WEEK'S SESSION (By United Press) Ames, Towa, Feb. 21.—County agents' of lowa agricuitural bodies will meet here all this week. Lec- tures and discussion of problems af- fecting every section of the state ure scheduled. - The program also in- cludes the appearance of a number of promiunent agricultural speakers. ST. PAUL HOCKEY TEAM MEETS DULVWTH TONIGHT (By United Press) Duluth, }“oh 21.—8t. Panl's Ath- letic club’ hockey team here to- day to stack sticks inst the Du- luth club tonight. Two games will be played—the second ~ tomorrow night. CHIMNEY FIRE CALLS 0UT | DEPARTMENT LAST NIGHT | A chimney fire a called cut the fire department, last evening about 6 No damage was done to the residence. 3 Tenth street | German Folksongs. In few countries has music formed | 80 vital a part of the natlonal life as In Germany. It is therefore not strange that the German Volkslieder | should treat of ordinary everyday life and of the deeper eotions rather than | of violent and constant changes of feel- | Ing. The Volksleider have usually a | small compass; they move either by | step or within the limits of a simple chord; for this reason they can gen- erally be harmonized by the use of the ! tonic and dominant chords, especially ¥ almost invariably use our ordi- nary major <eale, Tt Is, Indeed, chiefly owing to their influence that this scale | and its charac ¢ harnonies be- | came So strong & factor in modern mu- sic. The German somgs show love of nature and of country—many sing of the “Schoner Wald” or the moun- « taing, of the delight of “wandern” and of return to the “heimat.” L. A Loomis of Fergus Falls, and ten feet high coutains 75 pounds lul,t“ Listoric scenes about the Holy,“cedula” are produced. by a“ well- | of air, Yo ppent Bundny in the city, ~ | five minutes he said: ! think.” ANDIANY VESSRY YDIANS HAD FIRST COINAGE || Treasure Deposited in the Tempies HIDES Cow hides, Xo. 1. Bull hides, No. 1, b Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. Calf skins, No. 1, 1b. Deacons, each ... | Horse hides, large POTATOES Chicago, Feb. 21.—Potato receipts, 37 cars. Market firm. Northern whites, sacked, $1.10 to $1.20, bulk, | $1.05 to $1.15. , Kings, sacked, $1.10 No market tomorrow—holiday. g i HAVE BEER ALWAYS ON “TAP” Beverage Free to All Members of Af- rican Tribe, but Little Drunk- enness is Reportrd. ..$2.50-$3.50 Among the Madi oy Moru tribes of the White Nile In rica, there ex- ists a form of unicipal brewery that | would make a great hit among the thirsty in America. A special house | is=set aside for it, and all the women of the tribe spend part of their time in making beer from millet seed, White men who have tasted it de- clare it to be a first-rate drink of fime flavor and heady results, The beer is kept in enormous jars, and to cach jar Is attached a number of #ourd dippers. The beer is free to anyone or everyone, the only re- striction belng that it be drunk in the brewery and not with meals. In spite of this freedom the tribe merh- bers seldom get drunk. To make sure their women will stay on as brew-masters and not go running/, off with other men from nearby (ribes, the girls are taken when ten or twelve years old and laid on the ground while # sharp stone is used to pry and knock out the four upper and lower inclsors. The resulting effect s anything but beautiful—as the iotention was. The clothing of the women consists of a string worn around the waist, and changed only when it gets so dirty that it cannot be seen agalnst the dark skin.—Detroit News. American and European Moose. The Alces Machlis or elk, one va- rlety of which with palmated antlers, found in North America, is commonly known as the moowe, lives in the northern portions of both the enstern and western hemispheres. There 1s a difference, many naturalists ¢laim, be- tween the Kuropean and American species, although they approach each other in general appearance in certain cases. To be exactly precise, it would not be perfectly correct to say that what we know as the moose is found In Scandinavia, aithough he has very near relatives there. Success-Is Earned. There IS no easy way to success. The men who get there earn thelr passage. pay the price, Truisms? Platitudes? Granted. But the fact remains. Suc- cess means long hours of labor and little sleep while one is on the way. It means tired eyes and the ache of | muscles, struggle to the point of ut- ter exhaustion, patience and unflag- ging zeal, and a determination that never wavers. It means a perennial refusal to be satisfied with the achieve- ment of today, and a determination to gencrate a little more steam to- morrow.—Country Gentleman, | Too Much Strain, Edward was told to remain after school and sit quietly for ten minutes and think. After sitting quletly for “Please, may I g0 home now? It hurts my head to Mountains Named for Indian Tribe. The Appalachian mountain system received its name from the Appalachee or Apalachi Indians. Its highest point 1s Mount Mitchell, in North Carolina, | which is 8,711 feet high. Weight of Air. Until' very recently nobody knfl bow much air weighed. We cannot see the air, and, except when the wind blows, we do not feel it. Hence it seems to us to have al- most no substahce. One who would arrive must | Was Impressed With Badge or Symbol of Divinity. So far as is known, the Lydians, ! says Herodotus, first intreduced gold | anafsilver coin. The invention was | not far to seek. Treasure came to be deposited for safety in the temples, where it .was consecrated to the care | of the divinity by being impressed with a badge or symbol. The sacred sym- \bol being accepted as guarantee of | value, the pleces of metal so impgssed | found easy circulation. The eurliest Lydian coins extant, deriving, probably from the reign of Gyges (about 700 B. (%), are bean-shaped lumps of native Lydian gold, blenched . with silver. lach coin bears on its obverse the figure of & lion and on its reverse the | impress of the nail-head serving to keep the metal in place, while being struck. From Lydia the one-sided coin spread throughout the coasts and is- lands of the Aegean sea, €ach city is- suing coins bearing the symbbl of its divinity. In Greece the earliest cqins of silver, with the figure of the ‘tor- toise on the obverse, are said to have ! been struck by Pheidon of Argos. To Solon, about 590 B. C,, is ascribed the introduction into Athens of the tetra- drachm, on its obverse the head of Athene, on its reverse an owl. Sparta enjoyed all to itself the luxury of a purely iron ceinage. The Greek coins Afrom 480 to 300 B. C. marked a great advaneement in the way of art, and [ | | | | Anthenian money was- the chief medi- | S um of exchange during this period. | Other nations later adopted their own | coinage, which has continued to im- | Dprove with the advance of civilization. —_— The Human Species. | _The human species, according to the | ' hest theory I can form of 1t, is com- posed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend. To these original diversities may be reduced all those impertinent classifi- cations of Gothic and Celtic tribes, white men, black men, red men. All the dwellers upon the earth, Par- thians, Medes and Elaniites, flock hith- er and do fall in naturally with one or the other distinction. The infinite superiority of the former, which 1 choose to designate as the great race, is discernible in figure, port and a certain Instinctive sovereignty. The Ihtter are born degraded. He shall serve his brethren. “There is some- | thing in the air of one of this cast, lear, and suspicious; contrasting with the open, generous manners of the other.—Charles Lamb. ‘ Cause of Forest Fires. Of thousands of .fires only a frac- tion are due to lightning and unpre- ventible accident, says the American Forestry Magazine of Washington, which adds that the great majority of the fires that are constantly’enlarg- ing our deserts of barren sand, scrub oak, chaparral and briers, are due to the carelessness of human beings—due, not only to-the careléssness of persons who are directly responsible for the fires, but to the indifference of the great body of people whose composite opinion permits the campers, the farmers, the railroads, and others to start and leave or lose control of the fires that do the damage. NOVEL WEDDING CAKE i ' waintained between the besleged city Yet it is a rather substantial fluid. | When it moves at a rate of one hun- dred miles an hour it uproots great forest trees and throws the waters | of the ocean into turmoil. If our bodies were empty of air the pressure of the atmosphere surrounding us | would crush us to an immediate pulp. { A room ten feet long, ten feet wide | Thie is the elaborate 80-pound wed- | ding cake presented by the American | mnlony in Jerusalem, to the son of Sir Herbert Samuel, British high commis- | sioner In Palestine, and his bride, | Hadassa Grasovsky of Jaffa. The dec- orations on the cake depict some of i{ employed falcons to chase and inter- ! siong, and, on | birds, substituted misleading messages i | for those they were carrying, and’sent i | them on to, deceive tiie enemy. WE MADE ME SO MAD\ HE SAID TH' LRITED STATES WUZ NO GOOD ANN MOREY HE YALKED LIKE A EASY TO BANISH THE “BLUES” | ! - | Undue Déspondency Can Be Cured by | Attention to Diet and Cultixa- i tion of Optimism. | A fit of the “blues” is as much an intoxication as a drunken spree, and a bad attack may disqualify a person for wise and efficient action as thor- oughly as alcoholle intoxication, A person’ subject to the “blues” should in his most lucid and optimistic oments resolve to make no impors tant decision, and to set a special suard over his conduct, while under the influence of the flood of poisons to which the condition is due. The real cure for the “blues” lies in prevention by removing causes. The foul breath and coated tongue noted in these caseg are abundant evi- dence of the poisonous origin of the “blues.” The adoption of a poison- | lowed quickly by a change in the men- tal state, It is important, then, that we cultl- vate optimism and forcing the mind into optimistic channels of thought. This éan best be accomplished by reading optimistic authors and talking with optimistic people. An excellent | plan is to set oneself the task of cur- | ing some other neurasthenic snlferln‘ from his pessimism, by deluging him j with optimistic ideas and expressions. | Adopt a diet that will introduce poi- | son-free foods into the dietary and as- [ i | i \free diet is almost invarlably fol-I sist the elimination ergans In carry- #ing out as rapidly as possible the pol- ons that may be formed in the nat- urabbody functions. These things are | not miraculous, but can be adopted | | into one’s, daily ‘life with the utmost | (euse. |ZEALOUS. OPPONENT OF 'nvEs; | Objection Made “by English Quak ¥ V{L&l That They Led to Con: . cealment of Dirt. John Woolman, the Quaker, refused {to wear any, clothing that had been | |dved, He carrled his scryples so far | that he wore a: hat ‘that was-of the natural color; of the.fur, thereby pre- senting, as one of his biographers re- marks, the aspect of a sort of Robin- son Crusoe. One;of John Woolman's objections to dyes was that they con- cealed dirt. Traveling often in wet | weather through narrow streets, he was frequently distressed by various impurities—especially when his jour- Jneys took him to places where cloth {had been dyed, so that at sundry times he had to “walk over ground where much of their dyestuffs has drained away.” This produced in his (mind a great longing “that people, !might come into cleanness of spirit, cleanness of person and cleanness |about their houses and garments.” As a further reason against dyes he ar- gued that the spirit that would hide dirt leads to the concealment of any- thing that may be materially or mor- ally disagreeable, and is therefore contrary to sincerity. He contended that if the money spent on dyeing were i devoted to the promotion of cleanliness much good in every way would result. Carrier Pigeons in Warfare, The use of carrier pigeons is very, ancient in the Orient and was brought to the attention of Europe at the time of the First crusade, when the Sara- cens were found to have the birds in | regular use for the conveyance of in- formation. The Christian commanders cept this plf'eyn post on several occa- others caught the tired The (\WMohammedan sovereign Nureddin used carrier pigeons for welding together the scattered parts of his empire. Al- though the use continued, it was not until the Franco-Prussian war of 1870 that plgeons were again of conspicu- jous public service. During the siege of Paris constant communication was jand the outside world by means of ~the carrier birds, Subsequently the German, French and -ether European governments-established regular pigeon corps and thousands of birds were ! tralned and kept for use as messen- | Finger Prints of Everyone. | The Argentines have carried the use | | of finger prints further than perhnps away under the nul ten fingers of the applicant are filed ber inscribed on his “libreto” (identification papers— every citizen of’ Buenos Aires has a booklet of identification), and where courteous attendants bring him into contact” with the lavatory facilities which he requires before again dis- playing his hands o a pulchrlmdluous public. o Thursday (Thor's Day). ' People born. on Thursday will live to a good old age, and obtain great wenlth. They will be successful in marriage and business, though. some- what liable to accidents. Hopesty, discretion, and plety will be theirs, and they will stand high in church uand: ‘state. They may marry twice (and there is little doubt they will have wany children. Their health wiil be_ |good throughout their life and they way live to be over eighty.~ A Fish Jump to Their Doom. Siamese fishermen do most of their fishing by means of what is known as a ghost boat. This, explains the De- troit News, consists of a long board, painted white, and arranged in posi- tion in the water. The top must net be too high above the surface of the | whter for the fish it is desired to cap- ture to leap over. When in position the ghost resembles very much the white side of a boat or punt. The fish, seeing this white board, become frightened, and in fear they leap over the board. At the back of the board, however, nets are arranged in such a position that those fish that suceeed | in leaping the board land in the pets and are caught. The amount of fish caught by the employment of ghost poats is very large indeed, and the method has the advantage of prévent- ing the smaller fry from getting in- to the nets, as they are unable to leap over the board. Fatauonfin Game. 0Oddly enough, it is on the inmense plain at the southeastern foot of the Cordillera de los Andes the wild liorses or mustangs are easiest found and the guanaco abounds, Hither the Tehu- elches travel for the hunting. guanaco 18 of use to the Indiansin every way. The flesh of it is excel- lent eating, and made into a kind of pemmicap that is eaten when the tribe is on the march; the skin is used for clothes for the toldes; the sinews serve as a thread; the skin of the neck furnishes thongs for bolas and bridles; the skin of the hcugh supplies them with a kind of moccasin shoe, and from the bones they cut spoons, cups, dice and make their favorite imstru- ment.-—Boys’ Life. physicians, demands for of the flM uny other nation, writes Harry A. | ; Franck in the Century Magazine: Even | | school children taking formal exami- | { ,nmons must decorate their papers | | with thumb print as a pmtecuon. ! against forgery. Both photograph and | { d The | NOY “ME\ *\ SEZ,™ /B YOU DOWY LIKE YHIS COLNYRY, GO BASK ‘NHSRE NOL GNIE 'N making a selection for your busi- L ness stationery be sure that the} paper measures'up te the standard of your success. 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