Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, February 9, 1921, Page 6

SRR i THAT VAMPIRE, BILL . “Bill Arouses Women,” says a headline in a St. Paul daily. No in- ference is made as to which “Bill” it is, but one thing of which we may be certain is that Bill Noonan’§ being in St. Paul has* nofihing to do with it. B CORNS RELIEVED The Bagley Herald says in a head- line that “Vrooman Is Appointed Corn Relief Head.” This apparently to Mr. Vrooman. x x % “I TOLD YOU SO” It's not what a man tells us that annoys us; but it’s his “I tofd you so” afterwards that gets our goat. ’em right in Bemidji. ] PROMPT RELIEF “Better Than Whiskey for Colds and Flu,” says a headline in a well known advertisement. It insures re- lief within two minutes after taking. It appears that the “Moonshiners” will always have keen competition. PASSING ANOTHER BAR ! The American Issue slips this bit of doggerel: Goodbye, Little Bar-room Don’t you cry; You'll be a drug store Bye "mi Bye."” THREAT OR PROMISE In these days of nation-wide crime waves and prohibition, one never| knows when a stranger puts his hand on hip whether it's a threat or a promise. Threats will keep, promises might cvnporutf. & | Also— in these days of nation-wide crime waves a feller never knows where his next “shot” is coming frony = % » CHANGE AND REST The old story about the City Feller who went to a summer resort for a change and rest, the waiter getting the change and the hotel the rest, may have to undergo a revise to give the railrofldiproper n:ention. o PAYING THE INDEMNITY The El Paso Herald states that the wages of sin have not yet been re- duced. It’s a sure cinch that they must have been raised in Texas as well as in other states, but we hadn’t heard much about it. We did hepr, something, however, about hell being raised. And still they say that hell is below everything else. e ———————————————— INCOME TAX FACTS ALL SHOULD KNOW Numerous inquiries have been re- ceived by the Bureau of Internal Rev- enue relating to returns of fiduciaries. The word “fiduciary” is one that ap- plies to all persons or corporations that occupy positions of peculiar con- | fidence toward others, such as trus-: s ccutors, or administrators. A jary for income tax purposes is any person or corporalion that holds in legal tr ate of another per- son or p ns, or_receives and con- trols the income of another. A fiduciary relationship for the pur- pose of the income tax cgn not be cre-| ated by power of attorney. In all cases where no legal trust has been; created in the estate controlled by an agent or attorney liability under the | jncome tax law rests, with the prin-| cipal. Every fiduciary, or at least one of joint fiduciaries, must make if the person whose income is in hi charge is married and living with hus-| band or wife, and if such person’s net income for 1920 was $2,000 or| more; if the beneficiary is single, or married and not living with husband or wife, and the net income was $1,000 or more; for the estate or trust| for which he acts, if the net income; of such estate or trust was $1,000 or | more, or-if any beneficiary of such estate or trust is a non-resident alien. | Where the tax is payable by the fidu-| ciary the return must be made on| Form 1040 if the net income was over $5,000, and on Form 1040A if the net income was $5,000 or less. If | the tax is payable by the beneficiaries, the return must be made on Form| 1041, If the net income of a person who died during the year 1920 remains in process of administration and the net income from the date of the dece-| dent's death to December 31, 1920, not properly paid or credited to any| beneficiary, equaled or exceeded | $1,000, a return must be made on| Form 1040. The administrator is re- quired to pay and is held liable fori any amount of tax which may be as-| sessed on the basis of any such return | rendered by him. Fiduciaries are required to render to the Commissioner of Internal Rev-| enue a return of information showing | the distributive share of each bene-! ficiary, irrespective of amount. Information returns are required also if during the year 1920 income! in an amount of $1,000 or more was| paid by the fiduciary to any person, | partnesship, personal-service corpora- tion, or joint stock company, ete. | Beneficiaries are not entitled to in- spect returns rcadered by fiduciary covering the income of the estate or trust in which th~v ar> interested. | Returns of fis i ust be filed on or before 5, 1J21, and must be"accompanied by at least one- | fourth of the amount of the tax due. The tax may be paid in full at the time of filing the return ‘or in faur| equal installments, due on or before Msdrch 15, June 15, September 15, and December 15. Fiduciaries are subject to all the Wait | until after election and you’ll hear | eler. fasssuzssnsnennengisssssssssnsnengnt HIDES Cow hides, No. 1 Lull hides, N Kipp Calf sl No. 1, Ib.. Deacons, each . ... Herse hides, large. . i POTATOES Chicago, Feb. 9.—Potato recei 29 cars. Market steady. Idaho rus- sacket, $2 to $2.35. Northern whites, sacked, $1.15 to $1.25, bulk, $1.20 to $1.30. HAVE FUN WITH BRIDEGROOM Harmless Teasing by Bridal Attend.: ants Is a Feature of the Af- ghan Wedding Ceremony. The ceremony of the mirror, Is per-’ haps, the oldest custom in connectlon with the Afghan wedding ceremony. A mirror is placed before the bride, and the bridegroom is asked to sit at the bride’s left. A shawl is held over them, and the bride unvells and looks in the mirror. Husband and wife see each other’s face for the first time’ It Is their first real meeting, says Ik- bal Ali Shah, in Asla magazine. The bride is shy and does not open her eyes, and the bridesmaids and oth- ers chaff her freely. An engraved sliver bowl Is then’ brought, with a little sherbet and a plate of white rice pudding. The | bridegroom drinks a little of the sher! bet and offers the bride a sip. She closes her lips tight, but force is applied and a spoonful put into her mouth; $b also with the rice pudding. A shower of roses announces the term- Ination of this rite, When the, bride- groom attempts to rise, he finds he is held down to the floor; a corner of his coat has been sewed to the car-! pet. There is a roar of lnugh(er.! The offender 1s found—probably a younger sister of the bride. She re- fuses to undo the stitches unless a | gold coin is given to her. As soon as this toll Is pald, the bridegroom calls his attendants to bring his shoes, but one of them Is missing. Some one declares she knows who has the shoe. It is returned on payment of two gold coins, and the bridegroom is freed from his tormentors. | | | Ethics of Shoveling. You can make a science out of nny-‘ thing. You may remember the old Joke about the Irishman who said that | Ilogan was a good shoveler, but he | wasn't what you'd call a fancy shov- A big plant that manufactures shovels has made a study of shovel- ology and has uncarthed some inter- esting facts. For Instance, a good shoveler should plck up a heavier load than 21 pounds. A good shoveler should not throw further than ten feet horizontally or eight feet vertically. Shovelers should have two ten-minute periods of complete relaxation every two hours. Shovelers should work in pairs, not alone. Two men together will shovel twice as much as two nlone. Now, spit on your hands and go to it!—Cincinnati Enquirer. Unwittingly Set Fashion. An anecdote in connection with the slove shows how fashions are started. A young and beautiful duchess, having promised to be at an entertainment given for a charitable object, in Trou- ville, France, found herself late in preparing. She hurriedly took up her gloves and put them on in the car- riage. As she entered the brilllantly lighted room, she found, to her dis- may, that she had put on one black and one white, The mistake had arisen from the maid having laid out two pairs, not knowing which her lady | would prefer—black or white. i | Imagine tire surprise of the duchess | on percelving that, in all subsequent entertainments of the season, the ladies wore odd gloves, corresponding with the colors of the dress. | | —_— Kitty's Regular Attitude. Eleanor, accompanied by a pet kit ten, was playing on the sidewalk. A stray dog came up to them with which Eleanor immediately became friendly. Meanwhile the kitten proceeded to swell up and spit, showing usual cat- dislike for a dog. Eleanor, noticing the cat’s apparent displeasure, said: “Look at that, will you? She always acts like that when I speak to a dog.” | N e e penalties that apply to an individual | for failure or willful refusal to file; an income tax return and pay the tax’ on time, i SOME FOLKS WOLLER 'BOUT YTHE SPARE YAKEN UP BN TR ADS, WHICH CONTAW SOME OF TH' NMOST INYERESTING AND PROFITABLE READING \N TH >, MUOLL PAPER ww | mauve chintzes, | BEAUTY IN COMMON THINGS Kitchen Garden Will Furnish Really Exquisite Ornaments for the Liv- ing Room Flower Vases. Have. you \ever thought of going to the kitchen garden to find something wherewith to fill your flower vases, when nothing can be found in your 'garden proper?asks a writer in Chris- tian Science Monitor. Why wander aim- lessly around that said garden, just be- cause ‘it is a flower garden, when a little farther on in the kitchen garden that gorgeous blaze of pale lemon color is just the thing to go with your deep-blue jars and jugs. “But,” you will probably say, “that’s caulifiower gone to sced, and who ever heard of { decorating a drawing room with cauli- flower?” Prejudice, mere prejudice! Cast it to the winds, you will never regret it, and go and cut spray after spray of those delicate lemon blossoms, being careful to strip the leaves from. the stems, then collect all the deep-blue Chinese jars and wedgwood jugs you can muster, arrange the cabbage flow- ers therein, and, judiclously placed on chests, window sills and bureaus, their effect will be absolutely charming. The blossoms seem to arrange them- selves, each spray standing out clear- 1y from the parent stem, not all falling together as laburnum has a way of doing, when one tries tq arrange it in vases. ' A combination of warm-gray stone walls, old prints, pale blue and and the pale-clear lemon of caulifiower blossoms in blue Jars in quite delightful, though other color schemes would give an equally happy effect. 2 I, She Tries to. ~ Life is mever monotonous to the woman whoe can afford to keep help. ~—Boston Transeript. —_— Tests for Aeroplanes. Before an aeroplane Is considered perfect, 1t has to pass through 200 tests. A NOY QEALZI THY WITHOBY T MONEY WE GIY FER RUINIW T ADS, WE'D HARTA CUARGE WO ER THREE IMES AS ) Indla Ink Really Chinese Ink. The intensely black inks have varl- ous sorts of finely divided carbon as their pigment, and the vehicle in most instances is some type of oil or var- nish. India ink is the name often @ap- plied to what is fn reality Chinese Ink. The best of this variety tomes from: {he Axhul province and is made from” the lzmp black produced when wood ofl is slowly burned in one earth- enware vessel and the soot or lamp black produced is collected on the sides of a second jar placed above the first. A paste is made with varnish and pork fat and this is then mixed with glue. Some ink is made from the soot of sesame or rapeseed oil, but in any case the paste is- pressed into wmolds, There are, of course, many grades of this ink, the lower being made from the coarser soot and glue. In 1918 the Chinese exported 127,000 pounds of this ink.—Scientific American Menthly. Plants in Bedroom. Do not have flowers or plants in the bedroom, particularly overnight. Poi- sonous gas is evolved from the colored parts of flowers both by night & and from the green at night. It is pleasant to have flow- ers in a guestroom. but for the reason Just set forth they should not remain in the sleoping chamber The way 1¢ get nmuuy I ¥ the us Do of a windo Kneeling Lord's F very nicely until 1éir the end. when stumped by a big word, she prayed. “And forgive us our Christinas as we orgive those who Christas against us.”—Boston Transcript. St. Distaff’s Day. St. Distaff's day, or Rock day, was the jocular name given to the seventh of January by our ancestors because the distaff or rock was resumed, or proposed to be so. ~ WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT CHIROPRACTIC ? | a premature grave? Iowa? ninth of one per cent? ders above any other? sult, employment of drugs. thoroughly. e Do you believe that it is a Health Science which is daily relieving the sufferings of thousands from Is your belief based upon actual experience or simply upon hearsay, or is it a matter of fact that you have given the subject little serious thought? i Do you know thatChiropractic is entirely differ- | ent to any other form of Drugless Science and that | it has nothing in common with Osteopathy? | Do you know that there are ten thousand chi- | ropractors who are practicing their prefession in Il the country at the present time and that still the Il supply is not equal to the demand? Do you know that since 1909 Almost Sixty Thou- sand patients have been adjusted at the clinic, of | The Palmer School of Chiropractic, ,Davenport, Do you know that in the recent “Flu” epidemic chiropractors only lost one case out of 886, or one- Do you know that it has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt that as a prophylactic (preven- tive) method, Chiropractic stands head and shoul- ! Ninety-five per cent of so-called Dis-ease 4is caused by a subluxation (displacement) of one or more vertebrae -(small bones) of the spine which causes an impingement (pinching) of the nerves, preventing the life force from flowing normally.. | The chiropractor relieves this pinching by Chi ropractic Spinal Adjustments with his bare hands | only. The-displaced bones are put back into their normal position, the pinching is relieved, the life force flows uninterruptedly and Health is the re- Mechanical defects cannot be cp_rrected by the | | | The chiropractor is a spine specialist, a human | machinist, who has been trained to know the spine See your chiropractor, ask him for more infor- mation regarding his wonderful Science. Get him to give you a Spinal Analysis and ascertain just what condition yourspine ig in.~ It will pay you. + S \ L =/ 'DR. A. DANNENBERG CHIROPRACTOR First Nafional Bank Bldg. Phone 401-W Cnaries Sugnroe & e Newwaper Union AN HEY MOPN THAY YS SUROWIN', MOWEN AWNAN YO ADVERTISE ww NG NEVER STOPPI YO TWINK YMAY S(H' FELLERS ~ WHO ARE'THROWN' |Y ~AWAN" REGLAR ARE TH' KEENESY BIZNESSMEN WA school and*the question of establish- ing a Union church here will be ar- ranged. Everybody is requested to be present so we can all talk things over. LR C|Saturday to accompany her .daughter x|Olga home from the hospital where she underwent an operation and we all hope Miss-Haugan will soon re- cover. IS L TEERER TS * LIBERTY [ EE S SR 2 R R RS S R There will be a basket social at < the Long Lake school house Satur- day, February 19. Every one come and everyone welcome. Rudolph Cloos, Mr. and Mrs. Geo. EHiott and Miss Wold attended the dance at Puposky Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Peter otter and son were Puposky callers Sunday. A. A. Larson was a caller at Au- gust Becker’s Sunday. p, Sever Melland arrived here Satur- day from Minneapolis for a visit with his parents, Mr. and Mrs. K. K. Mel- land. - He left here Iast September to attend school in Minneapolis. E. J. Stuhr of Minneapolis was a business caller here Saturday. Miss Elsie Klinger was a Bemidji caller Saturday. — Carl Humberstad and Miss Thea; ‘A SUGGESTION The abundant health- giving properties of ; | Mr. and Mrs.’Andrew Dahl brought , Nelson were Bemidji visitors’ Satur- their son home from the hospital Sat- { day. urday. . . Cronks and Borgens show was here Rudolph Cloos and Martin ‘Sande | three nights showing to a well filled each purchased hay from A. Larson. gave a clean picture Lars Myre was a Bemidji caller le show~which we all ap- Saturday. ) very much and-hope they. Herman Klasen and son John af- in the future, tended church at Puposky Sunday. Anpsel Lindgren of Leonard was a A caller here Monday. Iver Rockvog was a Bemidji wisitor Monday. . Charles Larson of.Debs was a Be- midji visitor Saturday. There will be religious services at Pinewood Sunday, February 13. and also plans for organizing a Sunday Scott's Emulsion are.as needful to adulis as to children. § Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. 30-20 THE PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS FOR WARM CARS and Reasonable Rates " call . IEE SRS RS R R R 00 0 0 x PINEW00D * IZZ 22222 22 0 R0 Al 2 24 Louis Tegner attended the stock breeders’ meeting at Bemidji, Wed- nesday. - ~ Henry Gilbertson, H. Troness and John Balmer were Bemidji visitors Thursday. C. B. Woods of Debs was a Bemid- ji business visitor Thursday. .Mrs. J .C. Tourney of Scobey, Mon- tana, arrived here Thursday for a visit with her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Paul Drouness. . Ted Peterson, Henry Stai, Carl and William Winger, A. J. Dahlberg, Carl and Israel Thulin of Debs were busi- ness visitors here Saturday. . Mrs. C. O. Haugan went to Bemidji COLUMBIA PHONOGRAPHS and COLUMBIA RECORDS Throughout Northern Minnesota The George T. Baker & Co. , Plumbing - Heating Robert J. Russell 315 Minnesota Ave. Phones 620—620-R WARD BROS. 77 PHONE 77 Day or Night—We Are at Your Service =% store is becoming known as the most popular music house. For fifty miles in every direction from Bemidji, phonographs and rec- ords have been secured from this popular establishment. - Its popularity is growing daily, because, at all times, the ve: latest instruments and records may be secured here. ) EXTRA SPECIAL WE ARE SELLING ALL OF OUR PATHE RECORDS . at 60c each Come and Make Your Selection Before The\y Are All Gone' ll\ —SPECIAL RECORDS THIS WEEK— b “Oh, My Goodness!” et $1.00 “Just Snap Your Finger at Care” “Laugh With Me” 3337— 3338— “At the Circus” “Dolly” “Sudan” “Toodles” “Girl of My Dreams” “Lewellyn” 2053— “I Love You, Sunday”’ Telephone Number - GEQ.T.BAKER& CO. BEMIDJI, MINNESOTA