Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, January 31, 1921, Page 6

% k | PAGE SIX Wmmfifi_ ‘TWEN'I']ETH CENTURY’ § LIMITED “Limited” applies mostly to the! ability of the originator of this col- umn. o Box o ox Henry the Lissie A certain school teacher once said | that all ships and boats are of fe inine gender. How about mail-boats? P Hot Water Heat, Too For Sale: of biiildings located on lake with fish | in it. Also five or six acres of farm are in the lake. | Good chance to start a fish farm.| P Busy Church A young man was found last Sun-| day in the steeple of a New York | church. He claimed he had been| there for a week, having gone there for a rest, and later discovering he had locked himself in. Tt appears rather lucky for the| young fellow that Sundays are only seven days apart. * o x Seen on the Scene Onn of "the many correspondents| says that Mrs. Harry Swenson was seen near the Clearbrook store Tues- day afternoon. That’s nothing, sev- eral persons were seen near a Be- midji soft drink establishment “one night last week.” £ ox WHO KNOWS? The Philadelphia Public Ledger says: “The-—probabilities are that when you see three fellows with their! hcads together, one of them thinks| he knows where they can get a\ drink.” According to the reports, most anyone should be allowed to think! that without getting heads together.| Everybody is supposed to thinl, but not everyone knows. I Shortening the Armament The Chicago Dm]y News has said:| “Disarmament is possible. Remem- | ber the long hatpins women once| wore?” Oh, yes. And how about the time when women wore their gowns long’| at both ends? A ow e “Pigs Is Pigs” | “It takes two to make a profiteer,” says an exchange.y Two might also |, make two profiteers. Two’s often do. P Some Record “Read ’em an’ Weep.,” That's a record by itself, or rather one side of a record. e % Not a Public Benefactor. Jud Tuuking suys there isn't any great help in public welfare to be ex- | pected from the man who thinks ev- erything is all right so long as he Is' making plenty of money. Got to Make It Hot. An employer remarks that a good desl of “roasting” seems necessary to get things well done—Boston Tran-, seript. The Awe in Audience. It does not necessarily follow that beeause an actor or actress is affected that an audience will be likewise.— sartoons Magazine. Farm with excellent set: AW, Go HIRE A WALLY | BOSS, YOU'RE WO - E EASY! HOW'RE WE H MADNOL BEY THE MOOCHERS DONY GET NUTHIN' FROM MAKES ME 80 XD, 6ET ME | jE HIDBES i Cow hides, No. 1,71b Bull hides, No. 1, 1b. Kipp hides, No. 1, 1b. Calf skins, No. 1, b, .. | Deacons, each ... | Horse hides, large P T, I POTATOES | Chicago, Jan. 31.—Potato receipts, cars. Market weak. Northern | whites, sacked, $1 to $1.10, bulk, $1 fto $1.15. | | Captain Foster and William Gains | are reported to be on the sick llst 'SOCIAL AND PERSONAL Harvey Moody, Mrs. T. J Holman and Mrs. D. C. Searle were dinmer | guests of Mr and Mrs. Fred Bission- nette, Sunday Edward Jewett of Park avenue, who has been confined to his home tor the past few days with a severe atlack of -tonsilitis, is reported to be |better. Mr. Jewett is employed at :lhc City hall as day driver of the fire truck. t. B. Strader and wife came up n Brainerd Saturday and were the zue:ts of the former's sister, Mrs. Fred Bissonnette and family. Mr. | Stryder is traveling auditor for the M. & I. railroad. He accompanied Mr. Holman to the Soldiers' Home at Minneapolis Saturday evening, Mrs. Strader stopping off at her home at Brainerd. Thomas J. Holman a pioneer or Ottertail county who has resided here nearly a year. left Saturday evening for Minneapolis, where he entered the Minnesota Soldiers’ Home. His wife expe to join him as soon as arrangements can be made. Mr. Holman is 81 years of age and num- bers among his friends many prom- ingut men, among them being Attor- eny-General Hilton and Senators Steenerson and Knute Nelson. Mrs. Holman is aking her home for the present with her daughter, Mrs. Fred Bissonnette at 602 First street in this city. THE PIONEER WANT ADS Subscribe for The Daily Ploneer. | BRING RESULTS HERMAN.LYNCH BATTLE REVIVES IRISH QUESTION New York, Jan. 31.—When Joe, Lynch won the bantamweight cham-| pionship here recently from Pete| Herman, the little New Orleaans Italian made many friends by the sportsmanlike manner in which he took the loss of his title. “Lynch is a real fighter and should make a good champion. I wish him the best of luck,” the defeated title holder said in his dressing room after the fight. Sammy Goldman, his manager, made no comment on the decision. It seems from later “developments that he was reserving his opinion und. a better time when he could talk to more willing listeners. ! The day after the bout Herman and Goldman, with some others, in- cluding Battling Levinshy, sailed for England. When they arrived in Lon- don, Goldman was interviewed about the championship bout, which the British claimed was not a champion- ship bout. Goldman said the decision was terrible, according to an interview in London papers of recent arrival. “Not even a draw would have done justice to Herman in the Lynch fight,” he is quoted as saying. ‘‘Pete won nine of the fifteen rounds by a wide! margin. It seemed that New York had made up its mind to prevent any chance of the championship leaving ment at the back of the contest it was hopeless. All three of the judges were Irish, i If Goldman is quoted correctly, he is adding none to the popularity of a' boxér who was never popular as a| champion. His reference to “three” judges |s\ all wrong as only two judges offi-| ciate under the New York rules. His| attempt to gain backing by referring to the Irish element and the Irish| judges in a country where nothing Irish is popular is cheap politics. Goldman furthermore claimed that| the title was taken away from Her- man to prevent Jnmmy Wilde from winning it and that since Wilde lmled Herman will be allowed to win it back. K is very likely that Joe Lynch and- his manager, Eddie Mead will have| something to say about “winning back the title.” It is pleasing, however, to learn that Herman had nothing to say and| refused to make any statement upon which the promoters of the Herman- Wilde fight could make a claim for it as a bantam championship affair. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DAILY PIONEER the farmer’s family. C. W.JEWETT CO., INC» Authorized Ford Sales and Service TELEPHONE The Ford Sedan is a favorite family car. the ever reliable Ford Chassis means an economy unknown in other enclosed cars. A family car of exceptional merits. 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