Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, December 17, 1920, Page 16

ARG s g cram ber 2 : From the top clean down to the tpe? BILL’S HANDICAP TOO' HEAVY Of Course He Couldn't Play Golf With Such an Opponent and Such . _a Gallery. Bill is a Presbyterian by marrlage. Those of us who have heard him play golt would never have guessed that he had uny such church connection what- ! ever. His language when he misses a shot (and he misses quite a number of times during an afternoon) is what might be termed of the exflosive and highly Irreverent variety. Bill appeared at the club the other afternoon with a friend whom he intro- duced as Rev, Mr. Sitnderson—accent- ing the Reverend as though he were afrald we were going to miss it and treat him as one of his ordinary com- panions. PersonaHy, 4t isn’t necessary to tip us off in advance that the stranger Is a minister. But Bill seemed to be afrald of us, although not quite so afraid as we were of him, i “You and the minister going to play together?” we asked. “Yep,” sald he. “Join us?’ “You bet” sald we. “If you and a minister can go 18 holes and you don't explode we want to see it.” Bill began gamely. His drive was full of slice and his fron shots were mostly all turf, and he put on a stage grin that was marvelous to behold. Toward the middle of the afterncon he trled whistling, switching to hum- ming, tackled silence and reverted to plain grinning. Me dubbed a shot on the twelfth hole and snid; “Good night!” “That isn' of us remarked. e missed a putt for a win on the fourteenth and whistled. hat you said when you dubbed one lere last Saturday,” one in Jewish soclety at the time of, Qur. |, Lord's earthly mipistry,. They dif- fered radically respecting what may i be called politics, and respecting cer- taln religions beliefs. The Pharisees were the national party, adhering with all poesible strictness'td Jewish tra- ditiofs, and labored Incessantly to keep allve the national spirit,” although thelr country was a conquered part of the Roman emplire. In politics the Sadducees were tr'mmers, adjusting | their practices to prevailing ceaditions. They were the priestly-aristocratic party, who dliled themselves always with the ruling power, even when that power was autl-national in its alms, In Our Lord’s time the name indi- cated differences which were religious ag well as polftical. The Sadducees may broadly be described as ration- | allsts, the Pharisesa as ritualists. The radical difference as regards faith that 1 brought out clearly in the Gospels, 1s this: The Pharisees believed ‘In dead; the Sadducees did not. e The First Bleycle. “First time we ever heard you Whis- | {pjevcler tle after missing one,” we casually re- e marked. Ou the sixteenth he went: to- pieces nltogether. But he was game. He made no upologles. “That shot you just made used to ‘be good for quite a string,” we sug- gested. B “Say,” he finally shrieked, *how could ahybody play golf with'a couple of birds like you pecking at him all day long? You haven’t given me a ince the potson and I [ pop” 17 . ; ‘The adthiral added that he welcomed {he “Pussyfoot” campalgn; as it might set free sougces of alcohol now wasted minute’s “Peace? xelnimed. “Is it peace you want? You look to us like a man Cars to Be Run by Sugar Power. London. who wants to stgrt a riot."—Detrolt | ;" \(ines and spirits. Free Press, The Sadducees. Sadducees and Pharisees were the | nates of two powerful but antagonis- tic parties In the Jewish church, ap ¢¥ duce gms” . - i 1~ t 1. Papa’s linen c:‘;llsr. ! | the kid grabs the idea, Not more than the doctrine of the resutrection of the The first man in England to make a bicycle was James ,Plowrlght, who dicd In Septembey last. He copled the first “boneshaker’ brought over from France.- Mr. Plowright's first bleycle was bullt éntfrely of iron, with clattering fron wheels, but later he in¢ troduced iron-shod | wooden whels. Subsequently he made the tall ordi- nary. The actual inventor of pedals to propel the front Wheels of a bleycle was M. Michaug, of Paris, who in- vented the bicycle proper in 1868, 18 years after Mr. Plowright was born. 1t was Imported ipto England ta 1868, and it was apparently this bicycle that Mr. Plowright copjed. James Starley, a Sussex fecljanip, was the man who converted the old-fashioned “bone- shaker” Into the modern bicycle nu'd Sugar ns o peurce of alcohol for use as motor fuel was predicted by Ad- miral’ Dumas 4t the Imperial moter transport canference, held at Olympia, v oo He lookegd forward, he:sald, to sugar being & byproduct of coal and alcabot ], . becoming the inain product. -Simliarly. with wine~He hoped to see Wine the by-product and alcohol the main prod- | I should 1ike to see” he declared, “a prominent-government official hang- ing on every lamp-post where gas Is burned ‘owing to the loss of benzol ln- " l curredJn the burning of coal to pro- NGER PRINTS ints Will Agree That l\by ill Be Glad to Co-eperate in the Matter, campaign 13 Dow;under tre the finger-prints of all bables, fifls to be preserved for ideritifica- ifl@ ‘purposes in any misfortune which to }n come, to them throughout thelr n ; .“Tuthers interviewed sald the -plan ‘weuld check an enormous waste of ef- {fopt, Bables have beén’ finger-printing ¢ Ives ever since the human race | 2 [ the starting iine, but the never have been preserve® | Pa ! nerally approved the ldea suggest also the .recording. and rvation of finger-prints on the following’ subjects: © ° "%, Daddy's shirt bosom, | 8. 'The'leavds of the Harvard clas- cs dr the Century dictionary. These luies, and - the ‘like, always seem e most eagerly sought after by a 2- ear old on a lark In the library. . 4. The suit of the Old-Gentleman- 0- 8its - in - the - Seat - Just - Ahead- fof-Baby on the train, + 5 Any white woodwork or window ‘ slls, Parents in registering the prints should proceed in the following man- T 1. Get one jar of raspberry jam. 2. Get baby. (Possibly this should i be done first.) 8. Allow an interval of fifteen sec- | onds to elapse. »\r_ - 4. If the print is to be taken on a collar the father should: sit on the /| fioor, back to the baby, and repeat i | softly “Come snookum-oookums,” until | fifty finger prints should be taken on any one collay, 5. Set collar in a cool place to dry. 8. 'Attach the Infant’s name and pic- t\l? on tlllnllde of the collar. 3 e the collar aws; card Index. . L o It a parent prefers to register the prints on a shirt bosom all he needs to do is to take the chilg &a 'his lap and say severely, “Don't_touch papsy’s shirt! - Nauglity man will-est you if | you do.” Inside of five seconds it will be_posaible to fle ‘the shirt, although 8 Mrger card index cabinet is needed. if prints ere takep this way, ton Transeript. ——— e prints on Hook leaves ary preparation is neces- “cautloning the child nev- er to go into the library or touch a book.—Kansas City . Star. ‘Womén Live Underground. Mrs. J. R. Forbes, the well-known woman traveler, who lately returned to England after wandering for sev- eral months from Moscow to Sy | tells a ‘story. of her discovery of tribe of women who 1jve underground. They are to bé Tound In the caves of | the Tripoli monntains and com¢ up, | says Mrs. Forbes, only oncé in the course of thelr lives. That Is when they marry and change their abode for ‘that of their husband. Being: contin. unlly in thelr underground caves a re- markable tikes place in. their . appearance. Théy become very white in the face, and thelr eyes become dark they. are ‘selséd with a passion dyeing thelr hair gmh hen?l:. !n‘::: | daylight these women are gimost | blind; in fact they stagger about as though under the .influence of drink. Their houses are spacious enough for them to keep all their live stock un- derground, including thelr camels. Original ‘Meaning of “School® fact, the word itself is derived from the Greek “schole,” meaning lelsure. Probably this arose from the fact sble to attend Glory of Civilization. .- Public charities and benevolent as- sociations for thé: gratultous rellef of 1 every specles of distress are peculiar to Christiapity; no other system of ; civil or religious policy has originated them; they form its highest praise and characteristic feature.—Colton. ey " FIll, Your Own Niche. be content,—Exchange, Floors Il_“ for and Delivered. and brillianti. 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