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Four Few W AUDEVILLE %] My i FRIDAY ONLY “ig T 'S ~ Englishman Who Died in 1680 Proved “That It Was Possible to Eke Out Existence Cheaply. Thomas F. Curby, the champion eater of Massachusetts, declared that dyspepsia 1s the result of eating too litfle, and not .qaueh. His Sunday dinner consisted:"of " thirteen lobsters, sixty eggs, afid one hundred oysters. At the other en t the scale must be placed old. Rog rab the first vege- tarian, .who dled September 11, 1680, after proving that » man could live on 75 cents 4 year. Originally a hab- erdasher in a big way of business at Chesham, - England, a free liver and drinker. of strong ales, he “got re- .| ligion”—also dyspepsia—in middle life, sold his stock, gave the proceeds to the poor, and took to living in a hut on three-farthings a week. Instead of “strong drinks and wines,” he says in. . his autobiography, “I give the ‘oid man'—he lived two centuries too soon to call it “Little Mary"—“a cup of | water; and, instead of roast mutton, leasant social i Y A TUNN’IN rabbit with bran, and pudding made 5 L .l‘)egresh nt: 2 coyen nEwas spent‘ and.i s S G IN TAFFETA. withgbran and turnip-leaves chopped Armb; 2’ Federal .Da 2 ments served at a late hour. 'l‘a!‘fetn pays _her tribute to. the Edvind e::i ru;!,, of: eberia > m‘ The ‘gdif-invited guests were Mr: Season's modes in' this youthful de- together.” And on this diet he lived to spent ,VWexni ‘ay ere on u'a ness. J. Vankirk, Mrs. Bén Coopef, Mrs:H. sign with simple . square-necked a ripé ald age. surviving repeat‘ed . TR H. Bolster, Mrs. Fred Titus, ~Mrs.| plouse and’ str: 3 cudgelings . and imprisonment or lg“- ES C:i"ieg-"f I}?{filefi'};‘:‘:g: 15| Thomas Coultas, Bertha Titus, Roxia| filet m:a;:ionm;fimns;i?fiqAnebcim:,:: witchcraft. Helfie oty viitne g " |Titus, Jdith Herlocker, Irene Tatio, | is gtitched down inder bias flds of . R P : ¥ eona: Tatio, Melissa Evans, Albert 5 George H. Grant %‘ xSt- _Clqudi« 8pent lpahiman, William Bolster, Thomas the taffeta. A bit of gold ribbon is ednesday in Bemidji on ,bus e Titus, Sydney Vankirk, Walter Van- R kirk, - ~Harold Herlocker, Sanfordl Wealthy ‘appits,' 3 1bs !or 25c at|Herlocker. f: 1t9- 30 Mrs. Cloutier was Misg: Bthel An derson prior to her mafix '§e WANTED . 'S. Lournson of Biwabik: fent 1 Clean cott.n rags at, Ploneer oftice. | esday-in thisceity. ! HARRY DUFFY A Novelty So Different /C. R. Hallowell of Kelliher spent ednes ay here on' business. Dorothy Richmond Co. lll “A Friend in Need” C;B.RAYMOND&CO : Comedy Juggling and Acrobatic ST. PAUL’S: EVANGELICAL _-. LEAGUE MEETS TONIGHT The Evangelical League of. St. Paul’s church will hold its regular monthly business meéetings at the church. basement at. 7-o’clock this evening. After the business meet- ing, a reception and_program -has:| been! prepared for- the normal stu- .dents and friends, at 8:30 p. m. lor fienu, bushel basket, $3, R 1t9-30 THAYS & HAYES Yodolh’," Talking; :Dnneing . R. Burgess spen'. Wednes- Y. ‘at ssa que on business,. - |SURPRISE PARTY FOB i b Frnnkellot Foley was a Bemidji} ~ MR. AND MRS. CLOUTIER iness-visitor on Wed?esday ol A surprige party.took place at the ome of Mrs. Selma Sandin, Eleventh L‘““B":m'éq“l'::id of, e:rbrook and Rice.-avenue, last evening, as a i visitor yesterday. - 1}6narof Mr.-and Mrs. Frank Cloutier W carry other coffes bit. we sell Totng Mt Clutiens, methe A arch.” - Ate- s § % Suspicious. entwined with the blue satin an pink roses that combine to make !'hg The head of the firm had secretly girdle beautiful. Medium size re- called in an -expert accountant to quires 43, yards taffeta, 1 yard lin- check up_the cashier. “Have you dis- ing and 1% yard insertion. covered any evidence of dishonesty?’ Pictorial Review Dress No, §987. | 8sked the expert accountant. “Well, Sizes, 14 to 30 years, Price, 35 cents.” I've noticed that he carries a differ- * | ent.umbrella-every time It rains,” ex- plained the head of the firm. REX Theatre " ~TODAY Mluer of Big Falls /was a usinaus visitor here on Wednesday. Now Playing at the Rex Theatre The Bonniest Lassie of Them All ‘Mary MacLaren 11 Marine Glue, ~i"=* . Marine glue is’ prepared by dissolv- Ing one part of India rubber in criide’ benzine and mixing with two parts shellac, by the.aid of heat. * The wa- terproof character of this cement in| which inhabit the mountainous dis- | above all with yourself. I mean, don’t ha Aisturbed because of your Lmper- tectioq -angd. always rise up bravely ‘from a, fali—Francis de Sales. B S e s C W Relthner of Deer River wag Bemid: buslness visitor on Wed- Moths Take Big chances. ™ | - “Keep Up Flghtinq Spirit. The high-flying $pecies of morpho | - Be patfent with every one, but ‘John Mall ida, motored - . 'JBQI:Idnj‘ia%;‘a?xég;a??l;g%rflgé%;:d connection”with -its._elastic ‘flexibility | tricts of western America, are much o8s. _| makes it a useful substance in many | easier captured than those which fre- : S applications to house construction and | quent the plains, though their capture to furniture. This glue is applied with | {5 often attended with difficulty and ease when warm, and .cools with| ganger, says the American Forestry omptness. "It was originally intend-| Magazine of Washington., One natural~ % 3 g ef -to: be used chiefly- on -board ‘ship | ‘igt hunting moths and butterfiies. in C.'J. 'Wilde of Tenstrike,” was| and-is well known in Europe. Bogota, fell overa precipice and broke | % %2 X o % % % * % » ok ok % % g the out of town business call-|, "1 his arm, and then found that he bad | 'M: E. Marshall, Champ Petri, D. L. : = 'y . S . ’ - . His Reason. ¢ three days' journey to.make on horse- | Coy and Wm. DeGraves were hauling “ ’, ‘ F ke % Speaking of politics and elections, | hack before he could meet with a doc- | Early Ohio and Triumph potatoes to Mr.-and Mrs. Julius Smith return-| we knew a man once who announced | tor:to set:it. “Another naturalist, who %e Dxcl;m:on P]:oduce company. at ¥ ] ernér last week. yesterday afternoon:from’ a visit |ithat he would vote for & certain can- | was collecting in Bolivia- found that 3¢ fen days at Duluth. didate for office. When asked for his 'mor;ih o godartii. Guer., a beautiful spe- Nicholas (‘loo;I reni;'nlt(ed {n‘ome reason, he replied that the candidate | cies. of a rather. light blue which was gfdt?eefid:y from North Dakota harv- was his' friend. = And when they | previously almost unknown to entomol- : A . asked him if he had no other reasons | qgists, frequented an inaccessible ledge og‘;f::tliic?;‘?:g:};ed digging his e said no; he said he-didn’t need any | in_the mountains; he was oblized to P George Fuller was a Bemidji busi- other reason. ~We ‘have liked Jthis |'have himself 10wered by ropes over the | yoss™ transactor last Saturday and Bdward Shell of Becida, was in the| mgpn ever since. . 5 yesterday en route to St. Paul to 8 Cyer mee. . precipice before he could obtain it. ,n,‘:"fill:yca n]:/;- ;:u]sl:‘:,h?;s now opened i*}i**#ii##****#i LIBERTY ere will be a dan}:e given in the ‘Armory._tonight. - Music by the new 1d9-30 Suppose some fine old man took your breath away ot by offering you his heart and hand and $20,000,000 to boot and all the while you were only a sign painter? v Can you imagine how you would feel—then, perhaps, r. and Mrs. ‘Robert Rae of Han- ah were among the out of town isitors in Bemidji yesterday. vith: friends for some time. M,-& efid M“'d CI}:‘ampy ;em e{].te;-. you can imagine how MARY MacLAREN felt in this § tained r. ‘an rs.: eter Utter “ ”» T B v pou sty e S‘aturda_y aml' 8umlay Sunday evening: I el play, “BININE, BOMBIRCERTR RO - rices: are right. At Grinager’s Gro- s winhrizot R H:' i Son d:’;" ¥ glow with excitement, pleasure and satisfaction with on 3rd street. 9-9tr Matinees 2:30 Miss Marie Efickson and brother||lll every scene on this splendid play and you’ll see Mary - 3 John galled - on the. Klasen chxldren e W 3 45 " = ; e " ..} 'sunday. MacLaren, “The American Beauty of the Screen,” at Charles 'Blakeley and Miss . 1 M G rirad Ericks 1led ! Yl of Turtle River, ‘were callers - Lne W M rag Gertrude- Zirickson cillec. on her very best. SEE IT! 8 city yesterday. v 1 s R nted RTINS T WOMAN'S CASE. Eighth Episode, “A Tragedy in the Skiés” ' Ty, G , during the day, or st the S o, ALy o- RiHL || AMAZES BEMIDJI .. . “THE LOST CITY” = - s i : 3, R EEE 2 an’s wife could not %on flle country went dry - For THE NEW SIX REEL FEATURE-COMEDY - sew or)read without shdarp pains. in " aat Troppman’s. 1t9-30 s \ X : . her eyes. For years her -eyes were . Other Attractions Rex Union ‘Orchestra v ——with—— | red and weak. Finally she tried sim- 7:20 and 9:00—10c and 25¢ : i > 28 o ple. wntchhazel camphor, hydrastis, EVA NOVAK and HARRY GRIBBEN etc.; as‘mixed in Lavoptik eye wash, . The result produced by a single bottle amazed: everyone. We guarantee a small hottle Lavoptik to help ANY| __ _ CASE :: weak, strained or inflamed represemt one of the largest .Capers and Cuties—Babies and Beauties a landslide of mirth and merriment -Model Dry- Clenners. 6d10-4 Mrs: John Noel of f Northern, was in . q ; f Aluminum FREE: 5 = omid}i Wednesd o to pag- 1IN OTHER COMEDIES IN ADDITION - » syes: eye: icup : . & St otustay fon fole s o making an ALL.COMEDY program = ||F_t<Perker, dmeint DAILY PIONEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS daughter, Mrs..Bertha Anderson. i : t'th b a e W, K. Denison -of Churches » N. D. is epending a week visit- th his family. - Mr. Denison is ratlng a large farm ln Dakota. /Captain Neil C. Mao(}regar left to- = - fay for Seattle, Wash., after visiting - ; - G b f ; - the past week at the ome of his other, Mrs. M. J. MncGregor, 703| —m— . /| ‘Beltrami avenue. — = ) i TLevi Stephenson, who haseondyct- £ Have You Ever SIGPt a shge repair shop ‘on Minnesota - fon - e \veniue for the past year, moved his e - ) . ) “‘equipment this week o Aberdeen,l 9 a Haunted House? Waah., where he will éngage’.in that ; l - ; 5 YOU TELL EM | | —IT'S GREAT A house of mystery— hidden treasure— Read your favorite critics’ opinion of William Fox’s first and world’s greatest serial production gang of crooks—and a “Bride 13" " evied™ cca™ “Spocial Foature” | girl— ,, “IT’S A FEATURE STORY,” say thé critics—will play finest All in a story of cross pur- theatres where serials have never been shown before. Hay, oats, corn, hrlcy bran, -_lotb. dairy feed, “etec., “at !llt] rtney Seed & Feed Co., in url or hundred weight. 120 Third| strest, Phone !SI, Sunbinn Gmory.I 2 SOCIETY FRIDAY NIGHT ¥ : Fd| poses. 1e Linnea society of the Swedish # p Latheran church will be edtertained t the home of Mrs. Emil Peterson, on riday evening. Cars will be at the church at 8 o’clock to accomodate fllm wishing to attend. monr ON FEDEB.ATED 4 CLUBS WILL BE HEARD Mrs. H. 'W. Smith of Cass Lake, ho ' was to have given a report of the national meeting of the federated “‘clubs “held at Des Moines, at’ the _meeting of the Study club on Mon- d.ny, will give this.report at the Sat- §y meeting of the Civic and Com*> #nity club instead. : WANTE™ --Clean cotton rags at Pioneer office. Optometrists. If tron- bled with headaches, Drs. Larson & Larson, - nervousness dr eye dis- ordm of any kind, needing glasses or ‘glasses repaired, consult them.} Arflflcwl eyes fitted. H B. Warner | “Haunting £ Shadows” “The Gumps”——Magazine—Pictograph ELKO "2 T0-NIGHT I s