Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, September 8, 1920, Page 2

Sgapt. 4-11—Minnesota State. Fair. m:ombar 'I_.—Optl;:n‘l of fall term “Bem! ormal school. = - .ml’al!,Nu. 16—Red Lake Fair, i | e, Minn. ‘. . :.é]l;:"kli, 16, 17—Beltram! Couaty AR R $ ON HARDING'S FRONT PORCH " ‘By Raymond Clapper _(United Press’ co'r'respo::optl)od . Hardings have.opene s lodg- il:;';fll: :t :(qr_ion. They have more guests . dropping in than they; can - ot?l:‘tz,t,k‘ejr own home an tel facilfties are inadeq where arriving celebrities ‘can up. for the' night.’ * Harding has been riding around in. & little four. cylinder anto- ‘mobile lately. His big high-power car had to be sent to'the shop: for yepairs. A presidential candidtate gets o.t ‘::: ks but he also gets many -0 a uoc ‘msil -brings‘'a box of , a big, carton of cigarettes, a watarmolon or &’ chicken for Mrs. Harding’s table. Harding's stenographers are get- ng 1ots of candy out of it. More| -eomes: than Mrs. Harding can eat 50 she sends the rest to the girls. —_— Senator Entertaining a well-known demo- crat as a personal guest recently, Harding took occasion to tell an old | smule story used by stump speakers in the days when politics was not so0 lady-like as now. i «The Democratic party, this' or- ator declared, “is like the mule. It - has neither pride of ancestry nor hope of posterity.” o Harding does not like~to discuss his golt scores. If he wins he feels unsportsmanlike in boasting; and if Be loses, he wiits for someone else to| tell it. But newspapermen have dis- covered” how .to find out. Harding makes it a rule on the links to smoke a cigarette only when he wins a hole. «Senator, how many. cigarettes did ] you smoke?” is the favorite question 28 he comes in from the eighteenth hole. - ' Exasperating. 0 i Mra, Subbub—Men are so aggravat- Mra. Dosay—What is the matter now? ‘" o)y husband saw” Lady Dashleigh day, and I asked him what she Bad on, and he replied, ‘Oh, clothes!’” | ~—Answers, London. ! ‘ : i\:&“wl'm |||!;||||||§|1;|;‘|, a | sation by oftering ‘to fivacy . ‘Have::C 4 like Those of the Majority of — Their Fellows. =~ —— ."I can- touch. nothing ln :ny ‘wny connected with steel,” writes a cor- respondent to a London’ dally paper. | “I can knit: with celluloid ‘or ‘wooden ‘needles, but. steel is hopelesa’ - useless, Some: years: ago ‘s’ Spaniard named Godines created :a _considerable -sen~ subjéct himselt to the electric chafr’ Sing: Sing “ prison, where criminals are electro- euted. This was refused; but. - he proved later that he was able to stand a charge far higher than seven thou- sand volts used in’ the American pris- on for ‘the purpose of -electracution. .. There was & .much the same sort of thing: coul x Ha -could handle parts of ‘a:dynamo- that ‘would' make ' the average man Jump out:of-his boots. a raillway company for damages, al- leging that, owing _to injury to his apine received in: a collision, he had become insensiole_to pain.; A surgeon "applied a white hot cautery.to his bare arm.. The man did not fiinch, though the odor of burned fiesh -filled - the court. It was definitely proved that | he was rot malingering? A boy called Claud Bristow, who was born in Kensas, has a strange power over snakes, No. snakes can be induced to bite or harm him. He will handle a newly caught ratflesnake. He 18 now traveling wih a.show as a m)ke charmer. o ¢ DL PRET L "The famous: nauralist of- Selborne, Gllbert: White, zdescribes: ‘a” boy. who_| was ‘similarly--immune to.bee stings. He would sit before a hive, rap on it with his fingers -and. cstch the bees as they came’out.” ‘No bee ever stung him.—Answers, London.- 4 Multiplies Too Fast. . At one of the army schools the per- spiring aspirants for knowledge were 'going through- the-intricacies of. arith- metic. One raw youth was having particular difficulty with fractions. “]t’s -very: simple,” -encouraged:the |’ ‘See- this rule,’ now. How many tentlis are there in 1t? Ten, of course. Now, how many hundreths? One hundred, * Now, how many thou- sandths?” o “pD——n!" explained . the *sufferer. “There, must be millions of ‘em."— American Leglon Weekly. : it . actoriatice 'Decidedty . Un-| Of the Onoe: man-in_ Leicestér wha ‘who' cannot_feel pain. A'man caled’ Lipscombe sued, |—=Kansas City Star. | 'wanting ighty Citiss of Babylen and Nineveh Hardly a Ves- “ tige. Remaina. Whep the ancient_ kingdom . of the Assyrians fell through effemiinacy and negligence 300 years after the Trojan selves to a high' degree of power. kings of\ Media subdued thé” mountain land. of .Perala;: and-established - rela- tions of) amity wi iy | in Bemidy -erected a most- powerful monarchy, ‘whose aceptre -Nebuchadnessar, his DT ¥ He burnt Jerusalem’; de \ Moab-and Edom’; conquered Tyre, the ‘richest city of the-Phoenicians; laid waste t, and formed: bly. ; ‘o0 new bounddries. 'He dorhéd Baby- Ton;; the: cltyof hiy:resldbncs, With'the noblest works of architecture, but of this city the ruins are scarcely dis- cerntble, It s still more dificult to. trace the vestiges of Nineveh, which lie a three days'-journey: from:it, and whose rulns have sunk'in the marshy soll. ki) e e o oo o A Foreboding: “Henrietta and I have hdd some pretty warm arguments, about - public, questlons,” remarked Mr. :Meekton. “Married people should not sacri- fice their independence of thought.” %Ot course not.” But:T hope theyll rever revise the laws ‘8o as'to ‘grant divorces on thé grounds of incompati- bility -of politics.” 7 . Possible_Substitute. “Education,” sternly said the horse- faced gent, “is a better safeguard than a standing army, apnd—"- . - ““You mean ‘elocution,’ don’t .you?" politely Interrupted J. Fuller:Gloom. S Seclusion to Be . Favored.. “We will never havé the: ssloon again,” remarked the temperate citl- zen. - * ; “No,” -rejoined Uncle Bill Bottletop. “Apd it's a good thing. With nothing but wood -alcohol ~ avallable;’ there ‘shonld be as little encouragement as possible -for’ the ‘man who' 18 ‘alyays to line up & crowd and gand: e .....muulllll||||||“u|||||i|fi|iIlifim'i!!iufln“ : & -Sp“eéial‘” R _at Our Store_ .~ | You aré invited to see-the-showing and demon- stration at our store of the “Cow better one-piece work garment. en”—a much A Factory Representative " will be here.to show. you the many features of "the Cowden, whi other work suit. double-strength - fabrics, has sea thread, large military pockets, rust-proof all-brass under-arm ventilators, tear button holes, cuffs, re-inforced belt, no raw. pock v . tried the Cowden say“It's great!™ . tailored. Folks who have which has more proven good points thanany " | See for yourself How the Cowden is madeof ©; ms triple-stitched with. 4-cord :* " buttons, never. adjustable collar! and- et seams and all- seams - "3, Popular Fabrics : A handsome Olive Twill, heavy Indigo Blde Denim-and -Cow- den’s exclusive Blue Stifel Stripe. fabrics. Made for youths, ages 12 to 16; boys, Made for men in’all three. 7 to 11; and chil- dren from 2 to 6 in Olive Twill and Blue Stifel Stripe. A Don’t Miss This GILL BROS 219 Third Street T 3 I [y ; i ll“mi“ll il flnmmm] [l e njllfluuu'.'||!|&l‘l|li“lfifl Demonstration?! Bemitli, Minn. ; PR, il “‘fllfl'fl“nfl'fiihifini [ of steel.’ d e R R KK KKK G T e . Martin Larson spent Sunday--at| the -J, H. Locke home.:. » 0. 'W. Olsen transacted business in Bemidji Thursday. ke . 4Mr. and ‘Mrs, George Butler ‘and family of Redby, Mr. and Mrs. Clyde Sadler and family of Puposky and Mrs. 1Glen’ Cadler and children of Buena ‘Vista visited 'at’the M. W, Butler home Sunday. 2 Mr. and Mss.'A. P. Reeve.and fam- | ily called on G. W, Chandler Monday: evening. . .o " ) Jennie Lawrence visited with the | Miss ‘Butler’s Friday. : . _Glen Sadler -called on Mrs, Ter of Puposky Friday, ‘ Glanders expects ‘to- leave or ‘the. Walker Sanatorium will receive medical treat- Larson-transacted. business Monday, . : g _Il-reinl;y, . “The modern girl,” sald Miss Louise | Bryant, .tlie::Soclulisf leader<of NewT) York, “is altogether too . mer: nOw R young , of: whoiix he was to a beautiful .girl enamored:. = “‘Shakespeare grapple our friends. to reeommends that we s with hooks “But; the girl answered, byt it we tied them to us with ropes of pearls, * wouldn’t it be nicer, dear? ™ . | Wt L I AR EE e T EEEEE T E KKK K * K gD AURE st s ol ] tit‘*»tt:ytfi;‘?»;twnl Mrs. Mahisen and daughter, Selma, ' visited at Gelen’s Menday afternoon. | Mr. and Mrs. Edvin Rongstad were | at Aure Thursday ' shopping. - They also brought-cream_along. . The school in district No. 76 will commernice Monday, Sept: ‘13th. Miss Ether ‘Anderson of .Solway: will take charge of the school. = Gunerius__Tlaugan attended. -the sale at Leonard last Wednesday. - Gust Berg and son ‘of Debs drove to Aure last-Mon¢ay. Surilie Hening Kirkvold . -has-' been:busy plowing last week. 2 Misses Dina and Johanna Gelen and Pearl Stai were at Hans’ Kirk- vold Friday picking-piums, they did - fine altho they ‘were slow pickers. Sam Jallen; local merchant, is busy ° hauling cream to Pinewood as usual. .. K K. Meland, ‘the thresher, visited . home over Sunday. Gust Peterson made a'visit to Aure ‘the first: part.of. the week. The. Ladies’: Aid ;meeting at Mrs. Mat Olsen’s-last: Thursday-was. well attended. - - The Young People’s sociéty will have their regular meeting next Sun- day at 2 o’clock. RE- il __Mr, Staffne of Debs ‘motored to Leonard last "Wednesday. Peter Jallen will be bu: hauling ' Reduced—for Small Cars “You can bu;"Goodyear Txrestoday é voldcalled at Pin 7 Mr” and "Mrs. H, A..‘Hansen ) ; family. viited at Gelen’s last “The Misses Pearl § day, g Mrs. ‘Weio was seen at the Aure store last week. s - Beeday. Tver Hefodal helpsd Joseph” 'Ské-|** Sari Jallen, the store.ieeper, made - . 3 Bemldj! last. Sat=", rik stack grain last week. a ‘business trip. to ‘Hening ?{irkvold and Edvin Salv_e-l urday. Vhen potatoes sold how many bushels did You have to sell? 1 Probably:none . : -'Y;)U.‘hadlto . them. - This cost you more’ tha: lasting concrete storage’cellar. = Maybe you can’t get ¢ars-to ship'your d potatoes before the frost comes thisfall. - ~ Build a Stora and be Independent - v ST. HILAIRE RETAIL LUMBER €0. M. L. MATSON, Local Mer. - N -~ at prices which are no.higher than they were ten years ago. - - " And from these tires you*‘cazi now obtain more actual mileage due. to advancements made by Goodyear in their construction since 1910 " The ‘figesenit cost of Goodyear mile- ‘ age therefore is decidedly less and this fact applies to all the line, including ‘the 30x3-, 30x3%- and - 31x4-inch size - year Tires built especially for small cars. We will furnish you with Plans aind Material sell yours at iov?fpfiééé’f Tast a1l because you had no place fo'store . @ if,you own a Ford, Chevrolet, Dort, A _‘Maxwell or other car taking these _gizes, go_to your nearest Service’ 30 x 3 Goodyear ~ Station for Goodyear Tires—get ex- ' ceptional ‘mileage at very low. cost. Goodyear Heavy Tourist Tubes: cost no mthm,thepflummnkedmpny for tubes of less merit—why risk costly casings when such sure protec- ton is available?~ 30 x 3z size $450 3 ' _:Goodyear Tires and other Goodyet;i Products sold in Bemidji by the Given Hardware Company, Bemidji, Minnesota Ol gen’and*Johanna Gelen-attended the Ladies’ Ald at K. K. Meland last Wed-