Bemidji Daily Pioneer Newspaper, August 26, 1920, Page 7

THURSDAY EVENING, AUGUST 26, 1920 ' MORE OR LESS TRUE . ‘ i Cupid employs a lot of chaperovs in! his match factory. i Whenever a man angles for a pletty‘ girl he baits his hook with flattery. i | It 18 much easler to break Into some ' | affairs than it is to buck out again. What a slovenly old world this would be if all the vanity were eliminated. Five Minute Chats on Our Presidents Advertisements in this column cost ONE CENT per word for FIRST CLASSIFIED ; INSERTION and HALF CENT per word for subsequent consecutive insertions of same copy. Cash must accompany copy. Ads not paid . for at time of insertion will be charged for at ONE CENT a word, and then only to those having open accounts on our books. No ad taken for less than fifeen cents. When other methods fail try a Pioneer want advertisement. By JAMES MORGAN (Copyright, 1920, by James, Morgan.) THE FIRST POLITICIAN | When a man Is generous to'a fault . ' F ALE - = it is usually to one of his own faults, WANTE_D e ? OR S. P BUSINESS AND vlh—bfi 5, Martin Van Buren If one gets enjoyment out of it AR A AN A A AN AN AN AASAAAA AR L o D G E s X born at Kinderhook, N. Y. money wasted returns a percentage of WANTED_FI‘aam"’;, o{ bundle 3‘:{:5;6- FOR SALE—Small cook stove, cheap. PROFESSION AL i 3az the loss. ing. 607 Fourth s FURNITURE For Sue House Tor 2 _ F13:15-5G1ate aonatar. Common sense is the base of all R rent. li’ll‘:?uf %,;QSW? Hon;eta !;; DOCTORS laws, but the foundation is often out of sight. 1815-19—Attorney general of p New York. 182%:20—United States senator. HELP WANTED—MALE FOR SALE—Houses, lots, farm lands, 1ots, farm lands. o J. Bisiar, 302 Beltrami ave. i X m_:::::::_; :: “I ml J 0::. oHMI‘Illnx ::m.:r«::: ;3::& ':l: !:‘l)l’l‘lignl:f:l: WANTED—Porter at Mnrhh&‘!:‘li sh;s' 2418-28 ailll“ lous! DRS. JOHNSON & BORRESON — | """ United States, o s visted Sometinas it el “PT|FOR SALE—Five passenger Ford. Loyal Order of Physicians and Surgeons ' | 4832—Nominated for vice pres: s ;‘;ee(:(m:onsg‘:nv;:e en‘dozl: t:\l'l:l:tY‘ WE HAVE several good pogmom Good condition. Call 1801 Irvine MOOSE, No. 1452, Bemidji, Minn. dent. | four hours. open. Koors Bros. Bt8-26] NS s o L O e SIS AR Meets first & third ; 1833—Elected. Be not wise in your own conceit and WAmm)_.Bsfi—b::;s_—a_t—Markham FOR SALE—One seven and one nine Tyes. each month : never mistake the conceit of others Must he over sixteen years (;(d :8228 gd.e'éfxx;iggr bus body, cheap. Gt‘:?'l Cor. Minnesota Ave. and Third St. A. V. GARLOCK, M. D. for wisdom. 8 p. m. Visiting brothers specially Eye—Ear—Nose—Throat ARTIN VAN BUREN was the Some of the profoundest worries e Aiitnetr Bav. FOR lejf‘l-—(:h bt in, New |]invited. C. B. Hoyt, S A moraTIor e f - ANTED——VIesseng'er boy, 16 vsars eap, a bargain, New nvite oy ec’y. SPECIALIST me.pn'::d::;m::dlll::dwmclln I orise from. something said that*wobody wot age. Salary $45. ‘Western| player piano. Ingdire Grant Ohm, Phone 701W 4 2 more.than overheard, after all. Union Tel Co. 1t8-26 | ‘Shavitch Bros. 8-20tt Next Meeting that when put to the test; he was the | 'y v ooy seeking a fortune often| S REGULAR BUSINESS E SMITH frst of the predidents to have been | \ oo " (s o square meal until he| WANTED—Messenger boy, 16 years|FOR SALL—500 Cedar, B0 posts, DR. E. H. born under” the American flag, Yather | 4 yioves the fortune. of age. Salary, $45. Western| peeled. Write or phone 377. Get- Physician and Surgeon than under the British, and he and | o gmanl hoy's love for his mother| Wnion Tel. Co. 1t8-25| chell Timber Co. 6d8-28 Office Security Bank Block Roosevelt are the only presidents not | ; apt to undergo a severe strain every |y TR GonTet nt man ',o “drive : wholly descended from tnhebitants of | o o, his hat pete Bemxd,n Lodge No. 119, Ry desconts me she cuts his hair. milk delivery wagon. W. G. Schroe-|FOR ANY kind of real estate deal, see 0. 0. F, Bel == the Unlted Kiugdom. - We call a1l the “devitment” human 16-F- s 804 eltrami GILMORE & McCANN Sprung from Dutch famtilies on both | pature, because the other kind of be- dor Fhome 1ot or write E. J. Willits, 218 T' 1.cam Ave and 4th St., meets DRS. o sides, Van Buren mearried into'a Dutéh | havior is nearer divine. WANTED Janitor for Carr Lake|_ &Y% Phone 42. u’_’_‘f_“ every ,Ffld“ evening Physicians and s‘l“"k""“ famlly, and was sble to speak the | The world has grown wise enongh | school. Xddress Herman Fenske,|FOR SALE—Garland No. 16 coal 858 oclock. Offica; Miles Do language of his ancestors. He wiih | to see that nothing except a life can| Bemidjl, Minn., RF.D. No. 2. heater. Five shape. O. B. Step- THIS WEEK !bern and he died in a Wttle Rip Van | really help another ‘life.—Lucy Lar- . 5d8-27| hens, Irvine ave. 6d9-1 BUSIN e ORTHROP Wiakle village on ‘the east bank of | com. g S T TR e ESS | DR. H. A. N p : m, whiere bis father w iy ey OLERES fmen, vomen) grer 11, tor| FOR SALE—Gne ofl stove, &-buraer; W. H Rice, Tel 22711, J|| osrioFATiz rismoux | s er and Incidentally a tate: p i 'Y | N'T | ! ixamimations Se]ltu.nber. Experi-| targe mower. Phno 342-J. Fils SRADAY, BEE. HOE., k Office Phone 168W ' Lieaving scliool 10 ‘entering alaw SINFLY COUL_DH LOCATE 1T ence unnecessary. For free partic~ e 5t8-26 _.I_wl_—-—————— in his mative tewn :at fourteen, th ulars, write R. Terry, (former| —mm oo after ¢he manner ‘of most Amerlean | A%t Warine Showee PATERo Tty civil Sevice E;;mlillller: 11, Conti| FOR SALE OR TRADE —for 5-pas- p SRR IR it B, Woshingion 0| senge. s amous saseinl rsdsic |~ MINA. MYERS C. R. SANBORN, M. . ety el nanti i ioe P ' 3t8-27 g::-icglrie:smgfi afisrhmpomfn%: Physician and Surgean » “another ‘sbeut the same ‘as, say, one | ‘HELP WANTED—FEMALE | :0R salLk—see the Bemidj Sta | s g, manuia : et p g i turing, etc. Will call by Oftice: Miles B egg differs from another ‘egg—namely, tionery store for rubber stamps id e { ' size. Mhre:number of gillons which | oo ver o™ D " el Svea. tac simile signature stamps, no ] &pPointment. Box 453. Tele- ||| rouse Phone 449 Ottice Phone 85 endh car can‘vontaln is, €serefore, sten- | - S.agez| tsrial seals and corperatton seals. || phome No. 468-W. ¢ited- on tire top of 1t “The ‘eaptain of a marine supply D— W - R SAVLE—One 18-ft. moter boat; - practce with money, mMMnm _company t: ‘France was Inventorying WAh:’:E Weitress ky Hotel u.;fl‘:g ‘One ¥ow boat and 'boat ‘house. | DR. A. DANNENBERG witth :a "Dutch ‘thrift, ‘which was mis- || .| -Chesp, if taken at wnce. Inquire|, ‘his carts and totaling the figures. oo D, a i Chiropractor ftalken for ‘stinginess by ‘the less pru- ‘he calted‘to an:idie pri | WANTED—Girl at St. Amthony Hos-) ‘Bemildji Sanitary &ssmwflns Co,, | o 1580 to — g : ! vate'who hadn’t had'the sense to get | pital. B-gpr| 1187Third Street. '27 ! ORT 5 ng‘t:_;lhoo:; byaa:;(;mtment. i o ; 4 v e ‘out of #he way, “get'me the CADRCHS | MANTED—Store reom il it Howl (FOR ‘SALE—Newspager amd ‘moving|| l PENDERGAST Phone 401-W _ Calls Made of “!‘::u_sgm; i e R ‘Markham. ‘34826 l:icture show, in a igood N‘orm lza- 1st National Bank Bldg. Bemidji i 3 ; dowm | ota town. A d pr ition for || the cetumn of figures for several sec- |WANTED—Girl for liydhen “work § it -i;:ea "oghf mgwd%:}r ?tnid: for ; mENSED / ‘oniis, ‘reeping one ear nx':en for tire Markham hotel. HBMG‘ Winnesota land, “g};w %-gm, 25-h. p. l AU CT! ONEER resuft «6f Wilking’ research. ‘- te: engive. 'Will wdll or trade. l But 'no reply came from Wilkins. [ WANTED—Two <vxperiemced "‘,’h' F;‘. ?‘Fairr., Reymolis, N. ‘D i e DR. PE;.IA‘}.,SHH.:':N;:':'.:' . s ‘The'eaptiin glaweed up to find &N ©f | Washers. Rex ‘Cufe. ‘8:8te} 6t8-28 Your business solicited Oftice in Mnyflo“mn::om oy Wiikims - except the head pretruding WANTED—Goud ; Phone @Yl For gmerdl : -F- from sthe 'hole in “top of the water housework. Jmpitre Mrs. [R. Gil-¥OR SALE—Ome gosd ‘folliug ol || B o 1 PNhO:e 19-F-a i cart. ‘A de’:“" “tmeflfl;wl?mfi more. 8224t1§0ne folding sanmu% cot; One good . D. No. 1, Bernidji, Minn. | unseen monster seem ‘go! e | Kimball orgnn; @ne cook stove; ) ‘|- on mside the camt. Finalty Wilkins' | WANTED—MWmun to vare for child| One heating stove. dishes, chairs Drs. Marcum & McAdory bamed head emerged. temporarily. Phone ‘68 W rafter §| and nuwmerous ofker articles; can- it *x<felt-all aroarid the blamed fhtng, | o'chek. “zts-’o ned fruit; Plymouth 'Rock chick- Physicians and Surgeons captain,” ‘he exphilned, “amd T 'be ens. 1% 'mile northwest of Bow- st ha‘!':ed 1f 1 can ‘tocate that capacity w‘:;h! E,EE“E ?{’:fifim P:P:)l:e 3‘:," er's sc}mo;qihnmp. "‘:',‘z‘“““ c?i?ll- s P Housflikfi uB h::k 3T;l l::d m. adywhere"—Heme' Sector. ~ . Call -durig Guy {] son, Bte. No. I, box 76. -Bemidil, B A KOLBE Phones—~Office 802, Res. 311 1 uxi ;;my 13 84!2} | Mimn __awe2 o . “Sculpture at Home. WANTED—G1¥] or "wiongan Sor howes- B ¢ y i ‘A~young m:pl;:trom Virgmia wisit. | Work, small ‘funiily. Inq:[lre Nozth Fo-gesr,l%mn'y s\:vsz’sggyt;eg:;mk thees ka‘ms ] ing. the Metropiitan Art wuseum, %;rimd Street ‘Cafe or %01 3!&}1; __5-Tooan .house, -good 'locatiom, mod- DR. L. A. WARD e were accompanied’by an oM fanifliar : ern baut deat. 1 -Th & = T 1 ) Physician and Surgeon Pty » Rhe - ed that - she —5-reom house, 50°1t. lot, this place[} ;1 N€ st h&t Money Bemidji, Minn. “’."“’y :.e Suggest Mo is a snap, $1250. > lemidj nn. wesd remain in ~the vestWule While FOR 'KENT s i i Can Buy 3 they made .a ‘moso extended tour:of lovation. cheap, possession &t once. DENTISTS = the “galleries. Timding her seated as i by T they had left her, the |FOR RENT—TRooms In a maedern|—5-To0m house, gord ‘locatien, this|kCorner Elesenth awd Doud g erent .68 ey hal o o] house, 311 America ave. 7<22tr| DHce gves far'$31600. /Angslina Vam Buren. :‘cdm:omnn ms‘?;: Amii,;::: e, "| _3<room house, ;wnclb dowm, pay- Phone 657 DR. J. W. DIEDRICH \ ol T o dertal ] e e———— : : . ' FOR RENT—Room! = ment ‘buys this, “wihy pay went. . W. e M Anglo-Americans ‘who knew him. | ary?” p for JHEht lenge —8-toom house on ‘paving, 'iocation DENTIST keepiug, ‘IS .Iriingnnwnue.m 26 Office—O’Leary-Bowser Bldg. Phones—Office 376-W. Res. 376-R Miquelly precociaus #n polities, Van Puren was chosen :a delegate to -a ;political conwention before he was.of age; ‘was appointed :a -eounty surro- uu :at ‘twenty-five; ®lected ‘to the state :senate :at thirty; appointed at- tormey genersal of the state at thirty- -and ‘at thirty-eight the was sslect- 0@ a wsenator of the ‘United -States. Already he was .at the head of :the “Albany Regenqy,” which contimned #0 run .the Democratic 'machine :in few York:and to:dominate the natien- e best, $2;300. @ —%-room ‘house, ‘diose dowm town, 3T.00€. etone 1o son; emean o |F HUFFBAN & (PLEARY ‘ cluse to ‘town; “¢heap. ' — 4-rocm jhouse, -ni,ee'plme.ws‘soboo 1 DR. G. M. PALMER —7-rozm house, like new for $3, ¥ w Dentist and Orthodontist = w ¥ Barker Building —4-room house, six lots, $1,100. ] Bemidji, Minn. “Dat's whut you calls ‘em igt?” -shereplied. “Well, “honey, I'se watned an’ ‘dressed you, amd I'se washed-and dresped your pa hefore you, so lotkin® at dem ain't wo -Tecreation ®e me— Milwsukee Journal. FOR SALE—(HTY PROPERTY FOR SALE—One sIx .room .hwuse, ' close in; one nine room house,:mod- ern. 'Wm. Me¢Cuaig. 6t8-27 FOR SALE—Gooi largehouse,linzge barn and good sized lot. Reason- adle. . B.:Btephens, Irvin ane. §i19-1 FOR SALE—4-ronm house and liot, . /A Round Trip. Recently, says the Forecast, Aumnt Mary Wells, who i8 one of the Tew -“befo’-de-wah” mnegrees who ane ‘left in a ‘title Kentutky town, was dis- cussing ‘the merry-goround with her —&-romm ‘house an "Bemii@ji s venwe. And a lot of other houses and lots ready te siiow yyou. —200-acre farm, 70 acres wnder edl- tivation, 1ots of good timtber, niee house, harn, and other 'buildings, H. N. M’KEE, Fumeral Direct @l coundlls of that party for stwly | employer. $1.000 ciose to ‘town, cilay -s0il, mo sanM, VETERINARIANS years to mmo. ‘His skill 4n politieal “Nawsuh, ‘Mr. Mateolm,” she sati, —5-room house mnd let, $1,000. $45.60 per acre. A A A A A A A e. — —280-acre farm, 70 acres umdler plow. with lots of ‘buiiilings, on 'the statef road, six miles Sfrom ‘town, ‘$27:60 per aere. —80-acres, hardweod land, T8 acres in fieid; bouse, tharn, anl other| small builings, 3% :niiles from town, for quick -sale, “‘$1,750. 1 PHONE 178-W or R “nawsub, I don’ ride on none o' dem things. ‘Why, Mr. Maicolm, 'T'se seen some o' dese hyah fool:niggers git on that thing-and ride as much as a dol- lar's worth, and git .off at .de wery;]—5-room house and two lots, $3,860. same place .dey gits on at; and I mr' 5-room humse :and lot, $2,500. to 'em, ‘New yo' spent yo' money, —4-room house and lot, ¥1,200. —4-room house and lot, $1,000. —5-reom house amd lot,%1,100. —7-room house and lot, $2,000. ~27-room house and lot, §3,000. J. WARNINGER VETERINARY SURGEONW Oftice and Hospital 3 doors west of Troppman’s. Phone No. 202 3rd Street and Irvine Ave. Dr. W. K. Denison—Dr. D. R. Burgell Chester S. " §—>5-room house .and lot, $1,000. «@ g ohild, whar §o' been? {_7.room homse, hot alr heat; 19 —E. J. Willits-Luther Olsen, Ehe. DENISON & BURGESS S Landmen. '6t8-31 Veterinarians : A acres; damw, sbhall, chidken house, . Phones: Office 8-R; Res, 99 The Rent Hog. good pump, $4,000 Bemidji, Minn, “This 4s Mr. Diogenes, d believe? | 140 acres, 60 meadow, 22 under, : : with a rl;luh:lflecum. ll:: t:" plow at $4® per acre. 10-r t BU. gtmg. | stranger who approached the phi- house, % mile llake shore; passenger on A | losopher's residential tub. stable; 1% mile wity linfits; PAINTING CONTRACTOR _\mfll\‘ffimm boat en antt-Vea “Yes,” responded the sage. “And no sump. Joe Bisiar, 302 Beltramy’ —————————————————————— Buren men: | doubt you are the homest man for | avenue. o 3t8-28 Paper Hanging and E. M. SATHRE i the of the whom I have beea hunting, and, be- . g P o ? m"’d: to bim n’-'" cause I have overlooked yew, you FOR SALE—FARM = e Buys Small Houses f ; the | have eome to make yourself kmown?” 423 Fourth St. Ph 559 es for cash | straight answer to A . one | can ask” | “Not at all,” was the reply. “On the - and sells them on small confidently contrary, I am the owmer of this tub, |FOR SALE—A highly 1mproved farm Complete line of Tires and i his favor. | 20d am here to raise your rent 50 per | in sorh belt of Minnesota. will|§ Snpplies. Baby Carriage Wheels monthly payments | not taink | C€0t” g:gpan}{en fo; unim:t%ved gand. || Retired. Furniture Repairing and ’ Chinese “Gossips.” Third sireets Bomiagt. - 31638 Upho}!ém REPAIR i hinese ps. i " GEN SHOP For First Cl 2 ? p;i?efl'fi:' t::e::o:en‘ ;:“;s ::::rl::: STAHL & JACOBS AUTOIE;VES;!Y . HD' H. FISK, Attorney at Law i i PP ice, Northern National ¢n by the elderly ladles, who go the 811 Sixth St., Bemidji Phone 488 SERVICE Phone 131, Collections g"-":.c?gt'; round of the best houses, announcing their coming by beating a drum, and " y offering their services to amuse the Either Day or Night Jady -of the house. This offer accept- TELL IT WITH Call e ed, they sit down and tell the latest TURES imade an extended electioneering tour | ycandals ‘and the newest stories and |, P"lgictures tell stories best— :for' Jackson. Webster declared that | pitg of gossip, and are rewarded at i h N iBe did more for the election of “Old | t1¢ rate of a few pennles per hour. pictures are the universal ‘Hickory” than any other 10 men. language. So tell your story AUTO I.WERY e 2,‘}.‘;3}5:"25 o g that flerce Jackson campalgn, Not Always. with photographs, views, and Children ey Ydh Buren took the party nomination “Worth,” in proper names, as in portraits, post cards, kodak — 'or governor of New York. Belng | Kenilworth, Edgeworth, etc., signifies prints, etc. PHONE I; vkl elected, he resigned from the senate, | that the town stands on a tongue of Become Slender and s‘" SO A. A. RICHARDSON R FIRE INSUR and then, after only two months in | land. w&y'flm&h"gtm they hz:l:du.a 2 l;h“o.nph" Fi d ANCE ‘the governorship, he resigned again o starving; no ustin % - ; 1ve and seven passenger to be secretary of state in the new The Clutch of Circumstance, 3;‘;3?,'::: sfixp%':ghfi“d‘m};w ng:)pi‘;;:_‘;fices;“gguf:pt%]:afi:- cars for every oce as‘%n. - REAL ESTATE ) cabinet. Thus he held within 12| Post—My, but prices are high. DiPkRSicians; Legions of testimonials, ials, $100 Quality kodak finishing. Prints Country trips a specialty, REYNOLDS & WINTER weeks three of the highest prizes in Parker—Yes, it's awfully hard to wo;gntoefgn kg;e;;;& ADV?R' only 3¢, 4c, B¢, 6¢; post cards 5c. 212 Beltrami Avenue public life and at the same time was | keep the wolf from the door ot the au- : Why pay more? 218 Beltrami Avenue Phone 144 heir-apparent to the presidency itself. | tomobiles. 5 s R i i IR S o